I thought you dorks hated clever women.
Why isn't Yea Forums complaining about this?
Samuel Bell
Jose Turner
my waifu
Ayden Johnson
Everyday
Every hole
All day
All the time
Brody Green
>March 15
when are they gonna release the real poster?
William Peterson
Because Yea Forums mostly dislikes the marketing around films with "powerful" women leads. That, and the obnoxious male hatred in modern films that passes as empowering for women.
Yea Forums loves films with powerful women in them. Alien is widely loved.
Bentley James
mainly because this looks like an inoffensive kids movie
if they started playing obnoxious commercials talking about how all men suck I could see the memes rolling
Carson Bell
The guy who says she's his wife won't like you saying that.
Josiah Howard
Looks like the poster of the porn parody, except the cast is too hot for a legal porn
Xavier Green
Because literally no one has heard of or care about this other than that single mentally ill samefag who keeps spamming these threads
Nathan Howard
he can suck my socks for all i care
Owen Richardson
Silly White Knight! ; )
Jaxon Reed
There's something about the way she holds that black flashlight hmmmmmmmm...
David Gutierrez
We can't start discussing the movie itself because we can't stop laughing at the poster.
Chase Price
are any of us complaining about Alita?
Joseph Bell
No, i hate her hair though
Nolan Jackson
>enby Nancy Drew
YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bentley Ramirez
Best Emma Nancy Drew was better cast, but I mostly don't care about this one.
Cameron Morgan
>short hair
ugh
Elijah Collins
Because no one has ever heard of this movie.
Daniel Reyes
Because i'm shipping the blonde bitch with the ginger.
Christopher Morales
/pol/ said Jazz March 12/13
Will tranny die?
Easton Edwards
That long hair looks horrible on her.
Kevin Morgan
Is she gonna get tied up and gagged like in the books?
Ian Ward
I don't hate women the same way lions don't hate deer when they chase them through a parking lot and rape them to death
Luis Hughes
His insides are gonna blow out of his wound after her nigger actor bf fucks the guts out of him after he's guilted into having not-gay sex with him.
Jack Bell
Nancy Drew and the Hidden Salami
Benjamin Martin
>ywn be this rad
why even live dude
Colton Walker
You have dicks on your mind that much, user? Do you have something to say?
She's just holding a fucking flashlight.
Wyatt Bennett
Why does the movie studio want us to think about her in doggy style?
Evan Barnes
The next movie is titled 'Nancy Drew and the Case of the Incredibly Erect Penis.'
Nolan Evans
Based schizo poster.
Lincoln Wilson
My only complaint is she's too goddamn cute, and if she doesn't leave hollywood soon shes going to wind up a burned out tatted up whore just like the rest of them.
Samuel Hernandez
this isn't a real poster right?
because it looks like shit and this movie will probably end the redhead girl career
Christian Reed
How has no one shopped a bbc in her hand yet? Ya'll slacking
Gavin Murphy
We should kidnap her and force her into my basement
(in case of police investigation all posts made in this thread are satire)
Oliver Myers
As a Nancy Drew fan, if this movie isn't at least 40% Sophia bound and gagged and struggling desperately to get free I'm gonna be real disappointed
Charles Reyes
sophia is not for lewd
Joshua Adams
Lindsay Lohan all over again.
Luke Nguyen
as an underage actress she's definitively had her virginity taken by fat ugly jewish producers
Kevin Flores
What did you mean by this?
Joseph Martin
delete
James Thomas
Stop using Sigourney in every one of these things you dipshit.
Jackson Cruz
Because this one is qt
Carter Bennett
I wanna play cave explorer with her, no lube.
Oliver Harris
???
Nicholas Gonzalez
Was this poster deliberately designed to look cheap?
Logan Ward
youre right, i do hate women, niggers even more but
Luis Harris
who uses dork in 2019
Anthony Cooper
I want to urinate inside Sophia's mouth
Lincoln Butler
>clean it up, nancy
Elijah Gray
Yes. The producers are openly mocking you by making it look like a porn parody.
Logan Perez
The budget of this movie was $27
Julian Sullivan
>solid 15 minute scene of Nancy furtively creeping through the empty mansion trying to evade her captors while handcuffed and chewing on a ballgag
i can't believe they got away with this