LUKE PERRY BTFO

Luke Perry? More like Luke Verry
Verry dead that is looooool

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What the fuck?

based nyt dabbing on the graves of child stars

im sure the article itself is ultimately respectful to Luke Perry but it’s still crazy how modern journalists have to make every story about themselves.

More like 9021 OH YOUR DEAD LUKE PERRY

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how will luke perry even recover?

I'm having a stroke right now if you catch my meaning.

BASED

And journalists still can't figure out why everyone despises them so much?

he had another one a few months ago and is still alive
he even had the first one while driving with his family in the car

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what a shame

This guy's stomach must be covered in lead.

>written by Karen Swisher

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Sounds like a trump tweet

SAD

kek

FUCK LUKE PERRY!!!!!

t. superchad

Of course it's a dyke.

Fucking NYT why do you gotta flex like that. Was your stroke in November 2016, by any chance?

>time to brag

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>take someone else's tragedy
>make it about themselves
What did all women mean by this?

What's the context?

Lmao

I wish we could take all the liberal journalists and hang them like they do the homosexuals in the Middle East.

what kind of stance is this

Stance of someone who survived a stroke

Its like the article was written by Michael Scott.
>how can i make this about me?

The "I'm having a stroke right now but gotta outlive Luke Perry" stance.

>me me i me me mine me me i me

absolutely based

Luke Perry had a stroke? What a fuckin dickhead!

Guys STAN LEE just died, but you know who didn't died? me

Carrie Fisher od on coke and died, but i od on coke and lived

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Luke Perry FINISHED after this one

its been more like a half a year and he hasn't improved one bit. His arm is literally dead.

they know, it’s because trump screeches about fake news and his idiot followers REEEEEEEEEEE in unison to be obedient to emperor kek
You can tell because they’ll call reporters fake news, which is like calling a chef you don’t like fake food.

The "brace for shitstorm"

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checked and keked

Ya seethin, tranny?

Based.

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defensive stance -20% chance for enemy crit -20% damage from lightning

>I Had one and Lived
The fuck is your problem? I don't know how the fuck this kind of cunt headline is approved.

>Luke Perry Had a Stroke and Died
>I Had One and Lived
>LukePerry Came Back to Life and Had Another Stroke (And Lived)

sharon stone wrote something similar, too
it's almost as if women crave attention and will do anything to get it

Oh yeah? Well my granddad had TWO strokes and lived, so fuck you!

The third one got him though.

unironically based photo

BASED

When are you going to stream Jim? Shitposting garners no shekels

>i hab labtoppe and cellphone iam real reporter ::p

My fucking sides

They'll use their platform to point the finger at everyone else. I was hoping more normies would be "woke" when journalists exposed their double standards whining about being accountable.

absolutely checkED and kekED my basED fren

>imagine being luke perry and being fucking dead like an idiot

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Honestly modern journalists should be beaten in public for fun.

t. Julian Casablancas

I got something for Karen to swish.

>The future of stroke survival is female

LUKE PERRY GETTING BTFO

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>implaying he still cares

>One thing youre not supposed to do is let it dangle around uselessly
>first video since stroke
>lets it dangle around uselessly
>still makes shit food hes not supposed to eat (although finally cooks it decently enough)
Hes such a moron its impossible to feel bad for him

BASED BOOMER

youtube.com/watch?v=Jgt2U-QnbGQ

but like
she couldnt even type on that laptop

>that will be 20 bucks

Was she trying to get cast in Twin Peaks as a body double ?

Not gonna lie, she looks like a god tier shitposter.

>The entirety of the new york times had a stroke.
Makes sense desu

>that stance
>those glasses
>that dual wield
based

chuckED and fuckED and suckED

never reply to me ever again

PERRY ON SUICIDE WATCH AFTER THIS ONE
MIGHT AS WELL JUST KILL HIMSELF

luke Perry here, i dont give a fuck

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Wtf

>HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME?!?!

Mega kek