Luxury watch retailer makes a Marvel collction

>citizen watch
based

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>he can't even find out 1 x 1 = 1 on his watch
plebs

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>shitting on citizen
not gonna that that slide, senpai

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The black panther (?) watch is the most tasteful one

>$350
>expensive watch

I don't know how to break this to you

Citizens are good watches but not luxury faggot

>Citizen
>350

To be fair, these are the people that will send a twitch thot 30 000 dollars, just because there is a chance she will say their name, not even shows the tits.

Citizens are ok for their price point but are nowhere near the real luxury watchmaking marques.

The Captain Marvel ones actually look pretty good. Besides the second one

Citizens are the watches that they will sometimes package together with those large bubble gum packs.

Citizens are like Chevy when compared to real luxury brands like a Patek Philippe.

That Captain America one is especially awful.

Yeah, that one actually looks decent because they didn't plaster his mask or logo on the watch.

Citizen makes good watches though

Cringe if you don't buy this. They look fun and stylish why do you hate fun?

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>using a watch in 2019

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That's by design because it decidedly is the best looking one, but they'll be subtle about it being tied to Black Panther, because what average melanin-enhanced individual is going to buy that watch or any watch for that matter unless they blow it on a shitty piece from signing their record deal.

Just say Patek you fucking jackass

>pulling out your large brick smartphone out of your pocket every 30 minutes to check time
ISHYDDT AZELEA

Patek

My uncle Chuck gave me this watch as a kid and it still keeps tickin today. I don't need your tancy city folk watches.

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>not realizing it is a statement piece/status symbol and fashion accessory that also has a function rather than just seeing it as something that tells time.
Want to know how I know you're poor?

>every 30 minutes to check time
Your life must be exciting.

Just buy a more expensive phone if you want a status symbol instead of wasting hundreds of dollars on a wrist fedora.

No watch for hundreds of dollars is a status symbol. To buy a real watch you need to spend thousands.

>actually buying a Vertu and thinking people give a shit about your outdated OS just because it has a concierge service
lul

>Citizen

Jesus, if they had to go with a middle market brand, couldn't they have gone with something decent like Seiko or Timex? Citizen hasn't made a good watch in a decade. Honestly felt bad for them when they couldn't purchase Pebble.

>statement piece/status symbol and fashion accessory
Want to know how I know you're a woman?

> You see this watch? That watch is a Citizen Marvel Collection (tm) and it cost more than your car.

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Tony approves of that watch.

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> And now, little man, I give this Citizen Marvel Collection (tm) watch to you.

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>citizen is a luxury watch brand
>luxury watches cost $350

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Vertu went bankrupt while ago. Who fucking knew that selling pre-2008 phones for tens of thousands dollars just because you put gold stripe on the back would fail.

>more expensive phone
>my 1200 dollars plastic black cube with 2gb ram is better than your plastic cube with 2 gb ram for 100 dollars
You wanna know how I know that you are a millenial?

>you have to be THIS retarded to shill
Yet you make an article and post a link for people to buy it?

> "Your watch cost -- $225 dollars? Wow!"

> Her eyes open wide in amazement and arousal.

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>Eco Drive

do even watches have to be "environmentally friendly" now?

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>statement piece/status symbol
wanna know how I know you're a nouveau riche faggot?

>Black Panther and Cap Marvel look the nicest

Hmm

What made it worse is that it's a literal shitter of a watch he kept up his ass.

my watch came out of a cereal box

>citizen
>luxury watch

This is good bait OP.

>$350
Its not that expensive for a watch though.

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>o even watches have to be "environmentally friendly" now?
It is a new virtue signalling meme now that the bay areas are under water exactly like Al Gore predicted.

a 20 dollar casio watch is already too much

> Not wanting a $200k watch.

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Nice watch. Rolex?
No, Citizen Marvel collection

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>spending more than $10 for something just to tell you the time

> spending more than $10 on clothes, jewellery, haircut just to look and feel good.
ikr, who would do that?

>See MY watch? SUPER MARIO bitch. Currently out of stock.

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false equivalence

You think watches aren't jewellery?

It's an accessory. Watches can have jewelry. Or not.

underrated

>look good
lol yeah nothing gets a pussy wet like a fucking spiderman watch, especially if you pair it with a spiderman tie