*blocks the recovery of ur IP*

Why is Peni so evil in this movie? What's her deal?

>up there with the Raimi movies for me.
You only believe that because of how utterly mediocre the MCU has been.

>Didn't see this in theatres
>Had it downloaded for weeks
>Finally watched it yesterday
>Unironically the best Spiderman movie to date
How the fuck did Sony not fuck this one up?

I think this movie is garbage, but the right place to shitpost about it is Yea Forums

She's not, besides a few annoyed reactions to the antics around her the worst she did was shit on Miles along with everyone else during that scene in the lab.

It was a good movie.

Eh, maybe. Whatever, I'll take it.

Because Sony didn't care about it at all. It was a random shot in the dark to try and get something out of the IP that they didn't even think would workj.

Raimi movies were never good. Fight me.

Spiderman Noire is Nic Cage

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I hope the sequel focuses on any one of the other Spider-Men.

Spiderman Noir takes off his hat in respect
Based

it was in the hands of great directors who gave a shit

The sequel is confirmed to focus on the romance between Miles and Gwen

>the worst she did was shit on Miles along with everyone else during that scene in the lab.
I really liked that scene because Miles had done nothing to earn a place at the table at that point and most of them, while harsh, were just trying to keep him from hurting himself. It was all well intentioned and no harsher than it had to be. Of course based original Spider-Dad still saw the potential in him. But in a worse written movie Miles would have just immediately shit on them all right there with a bunch of unearned skills.

Based Miguel stole the show despite being in the movie for only 3 minutes

The next announced film stars Spider-Gwen and is mostly about a teamup between her, Jessica Drew, and Silk. I'd be really nervous except they already managed to make Miles Morales likeable instead of cringe so I'm cautiously optimistic.

I hope we get Spiderpunk and Superior Spider Gwen, since they made Doc Ock a female.

Am I remembering totally wrong or is Spiderman 2099 kind of a psycho in his comics? That should be interesting to see contrasted with the more goody two shoes spideys.

I wish we got a training montage, though. Noir teaching him fisticuffs, Penni showing him how to stealth, Pig showing him how to improvise during a fight, that kind of stuff.

Clone Saga Peter/Ben Reilly when?

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best since spiderman 2

Yeah that would have been cool. I was surprised to see the film was almost 2 hours long. Felt way shorter.

Lord & Miller

chotto matte raimi-kun! dis iz too far!

it was a diffelent time

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But then Miles suddenly becomes a top tier spiderman in just 2 days

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He managed to beat a very disoriented already tired Kingpin in a fist fight.

I will be 100% honest with you guys when they were in the forest and Gwen came flying through the air with that low heavy rock theme I got the biggest erection of my whole life

like Dr Octavius got my dick sort of half way there and then that bit just gave me a full erection on top of my existing erection, 1.5 erections in one penis I had

oh no they made a funny frame of spider-man how dare they comedy lemme go to twitter and reddit to cry

You’re on the wrong side of history, senpai.

lol what spiderman comics were you reading where Peter was a chad that never got humiliated

> Spider-Man2 is a perfect sequel. The fuck up outa here nigga.

I'm talking about how he suddenly becomes an athlete spiderman, doing crazy ass shit like a pro spiderman would
Yes, he is probably trained thanks to his uncle and his passion for graffiti. But couple scenes before that he just fumbles around, next thing you know he's a parkour master

Why does Miles have electric and invisibility powers? They don't have anything to do with spiders

All black superheroes must have electricity powers.

Parker is always a chad tho. Even in the originals he always trying to stands up from Flash.

why is this allowed?

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Fair enough. Like user said he could have benefited from a training montage.

>Some of you are alright. Don't go to the Daily Bugle tomorrow.

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Cutest MJ in an adaptation.

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I get wanting to pay homage to Raimi's trilogy but lines like that were a bit much imo

Hopefully it plants the idea that anything other than red headed white MJ doesn't work well

I loved the restraint they had when making this movie. My best example of it is when Miles is talking to Gwen in class and the Teacher shushes him. In any other movie, the teacher would have made a big scene, or just zeroed in on Miles and make him a target for the rest of the movie, but instead she just tells him to be quiet, and moves along. There were so many points in the movie where they could have gone farther, and it ended up better because they had the self control to say "this is enough."

I rarely ever noticed the framerate after the first 10 minutes. It actually helped make all the Prowler scenes as good as they were.

Key frames will always be more beneficial to fights than how smooth they look.

>Has to be held up by Gwen and Miles cause she can’t wall climb.
Cute

i'm confused by peni powers. she's not a spider-man, just a girl with a magic spider and she's genius tier with technology?

Peni is just Evangelion but with spiderman. Don't think too much about it.

Your eyes cant see past 30fps anyway.

thats a tranny Ron Howard
here the best one

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The spider is her mom?

Her father

who that one?

>not curly hair
B-

what, really? Can I get a quick rundown on those two?

guess frozen and tangled is more your speed friendo

>implying I wanna watch spidernigger

He's not much of a nigger. He's a dweeb that goes to an expensive prep school and his father is a cop. He's really more of a rich spic than a nigger.

Don't talk about Spiderman Noire like that.

sneederman

An intentional and tasteful design choice, pleb.

Based

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~60 with outliers at either end.

instantly doubled the quality of the movie,
no need to thank me

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Intentional =/= good

>forced interracial shit
No thanks

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I hate that some people believe this.

I can get not liking Spider-Gwen. I can get not liking Peni. But anyone that would remove Spider Ham is unworthy of life.

They don't even hold hands you insecure cuck.

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>he can't handle twos intermixed with ones
based retard, hope you never have a job that requires you to use your eyes

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I WANT TO PISS INSIDE PENI'S ASSHOLE!

I'm a passenger train operator

Holy shit, Gwen looks so fucking dumb.

She was a qt until Miles went through puberty on her hair.

it's not even forsed at this point

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>make spider-man film
>80% the film is about a basketball-american and his family and the blonde white girl he wants to fuck
damn, /pol/ wasn't wrong

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Peni was worthless in the fights, but the biggest disappointment was noir. He should have been a bit more serious to offset everyone else. Fucking cage always ruins everything he touches.

She cute though

>muh Stan Lee!

This movie was good, but I absolutely hated miles as a character and the way he looks. Just fucking bugs me for some reason. He was such a pussy the whole movie. Like not one bit of testosterone in his body.

it was a genetically mutated spider or some sheeet. you got some eel in there maybe a little octopus or chameleon for camo. you know comic book shit? what you think regular spiders got the number 42 on their backs?

>other than red headed white MJ doesn't work well
Uhm are you, like, for real? Like, I can't even. It's 2019 fFFS!

Miles got his hand jizz stuck to her hair and she had to shave that part off. She's mad about it throughout the movie.

>uses guns in his origin
>not in the fight

Oh bby, who hurt you? Don't be mad at girls because nobody wanted to go with you to the prom :)

Prowler was more threatening than any villain in the MCU.

youtube.com/watch?v=XWmfMtMEmqc

agreed. they he's better than the actual comic book prowler, he was a chump.

Mr. Noir didn't add shit to this movie either, erase him too

how dare you, nicolas cage is a national treasure

>anything that isn't a main character doesn't belong in the film

Tangled is significantly more enjoyable than Spiderverse.

>Stan Lee's vision
Steve Ditko didn't leave Marvel for nothing

OH NO NO NO NO

Liv was the best twist I've seen in years. Whoever was in charge of editing her out of the trailers should win some kind of award.

Where can i watch this online OP for free stream . Yea im poor

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honestly fell out of my chair

>the absolute state of the mouse

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meant for

No, the spider had a psychic link with her father. She can only pilot the mech because she can link with it too

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Shouldn't it be 2019?

unironically actually pretty based

Gwen is T H I C C

The teal shoes were a mistake

This looks like something out of Xavier Renegade Angel, you're saying this won best animated movie?

fuck

What if she shot out web out of her ass, but instead of web it's poop. Just food for thought can you imagine haha

Again where can i S T R E A M This rn online ???

Any help please

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Those ballet shoes are one of the hottest things about her and I'm not even a foot fag.

no.

Damn, Gwen Stacy looks like THAT?

Except for Scorpion it looks way better in motion. This version of Scorpion looks retarded period.

I heard google.net has it.

Wrong bro ive been there they are racist af

Spider Gwen is growing on me but I'm still waiting for Felicia in a decent adaptation.

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Any help young sir will by really appreciated

2018 was a slow year

>pure white Arian Peter dies
>gets replaced by nigger
>fat loser Peter from another universe
>most competent Spiderman is a girl
>*wins Oscar*
>sequel with all girl cast already in the works

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It must suck to not be able to enjoy anything unless it passes your IDpol standards

>feels the need to shitpost
>cant even spell "Aryan"

>Legolas what FPS do your autism eyes see?

Hahaha imagine getting triggered by a frame holy shit

This.
These niggers call every mecha either a Megazord or a Transformer.

It was a different dimension. If you notice Penis' dimension moves at 120 fps.

And Spiderman Noire is bewildered at the concept of color. Him bringing that Rubik's cube to his home dimension is some H. P. Lovecraft shit.

There's a white Spider Man movie coming out later this year

You can stop crying now user

People like are as bad as the intersectional feminists that claim that needs to more representation everywhere.

>HOW DARE THEY MAKE A BLACK PERSON OR NIGGER AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM OR A, GOD FORBID, FUCKING WOMAN THE MAIN CHARACTERS THIS IS PROPAGANDA!
Bruh..................................................

In this case it was good tho.

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Spbp. Fuck intentional shitty framerates

Am I the only one who would love the all female movie? Just 5 cute girls on screen doing hero stuff.

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I'm going to send my concept I've had for a while (using Scarlet Spider and Man-Spider) to Sony. If I knew how.

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post more GWEN

Why is there a black kid there

because it's 2019
but in all honesty it was a great animated film

here

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>15 fps
>tumblr artstyle
>ugly designs
>generic plot
>shitty music
>acid colors
This is literally worst capeshit ever created and worst big budget animation ever happened on big screen. Everyone who unironically liked it should end themselves immediately.
Also morales is worst cancer character ever created.

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Have you read the contract between Sony and Marvel? Sony have to make a Spider-Man film every five years, or lose the rights. Marvel get 100% of the merchandising.
Sony got fucked.

What about the kids who don't speak spanish and are not black?

youtube.com/watch?v=GZm7ovx3LfA
>chewing gum and eating snacks at the same time
wtf

>implying anyone will buy figures of shitty characters like gwen and miles
Maybe some weeb scum will buy peni or some shit but that's not so much anyway

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t. didn't watch the movie

Miles himself is interracial though, I don’t agree with the guy but he was always meant to be poorly thought out propaganda and nothing mire

The contract has been renegotiated once, and once renewal time comes they'll renegotiate again. Sony are in a strong position right now.

*buys out Sony reverting Spider-Man back to Marvel*

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DIVERSITY WON
>features a song by a convicted wife beater
uh-oh

>>tumblr artstyle
???

He is right to be honest. I don't give a shit about us propaganda but this is just ridiculous at this point.
They literally turned Gwen from first love of a Peter into a feminist dyke cunt who are interacting with a morales for some reason.

Even racists like me will say Miles is a good character. I think it's shit that he's a spider-person leeching off of spider-man's image, but whatever. Gwen is a shit character, who should keep her mask on all the time to hide that goblin face, but her costume is both hot and cute at the same time so I'm sure people will buy figurines of her.

shes chewing more gum

Today was it's release in japan, going to be yuge, just wait.

Reminder there are people who are THIS dumb.

I'm not racist since i'm not from usa and I don't give a shit about blacks, but miles is literally and unironically one of the worst characters ever created. He has no personality and never will have one. He is just blunt colored clone of Peter and also has "cooler" powers and zero (0) good stories.

>speak Spanish like us
i can understand the black part but the spanish speaking mom was literally the most fucking trite and stupid part of the movie. All she did was just intersperse English with some Spanish words. How did people find that relatable?

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you're right, but that's unironically what passes for a "good" character in marvel comics these days. he's probably the only "original" character in decades that people don't hate.

d'aww

cringe and bluepilled

Kids do that all the time with the dub

damn... That's a nice ass

Agreed. Not sure why it’s getting such praise.

>but that's unironically what passes for a "good" character in marvel comics these days
Well, it's because modern marvel comics is utter fucking trash for absolute degenerates.
>he's probably the only "original" character in decades that people don't hate.
Everyone who is smarter than a braindead monkey hate him or don't give a shit about him.

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Every time this scene came up at the theaters I made sure to be sucking on some candy

There is very little middle ground with this movie it’s either loved or hated when in reality it’s fine it’s another movie made in a giant franchise that is the second or third best movie in said franchise

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marvel fans are literally brainwashed lemmings who will stare at any shit with marvel label on it so it's praised by them. Also cuckritics are praising it for obvious reasons.

>Even racists like me will say Miles is a good character

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>Animation flickering at 10 frames per second
>Unique Oscar winning "style"!

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fuck

there's a reason black and white are separate colors

based and clownpilled

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Underrated & nostagiapilled

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*Carefully placed keyframes

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Ameribeaner here
My grandparents switch languages every other word a lot

fuck off underage newfag

i'm not gonna fight a kid

>"Stick around after the credits to see all the diversity that went into making the movie!"
>Pascal Productions logo appears
They tried, they actively attempted to steer people away from the movie but it turned out well despite their best efforts. Fuck Sony. Good flick though.

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k

Imagine unironically liking videogames. Kys you fucking child.

wtf? nobody mentioned videogames.

Yea Forumseditors live in his mind rent free

It's like you don't even have the ability to comprehend experiences outside of your own.

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I thought miles and gwen were going to kiss such bullshit. There is no stronger love than between an African man and a blue-eyed blonde-haired aryan woman.

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>"The Hobbit toootally looked more 'realistic' at hfr guise.

Go back to your Bing Bing wahoo trash, nigger.

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you are so obviously the real Yea Forumstard here. I cannot understand half of what you post.

Seeing this just drove home how much the MCU spiderman sucks.

I'd normally assume it will be shit but I'd have said the same out of a Miles morales movie. I think these guys could make it work so yeah, bring on the Spider waifus.

You know Peter and Gwen should have interacted more. Gwen's death was such a big deal to Peter Parker's story.

>but he was always meant to be poorly thought out propaganda and nothing mire
True but this film managed to make him more. Comic Miles is still shit but this version is fine.

>Every time this scene came up at the theaters I made sure to be sucking on some candy
why?

Seek help.

imagine if she grew extra arms and a spinneret wouldn't that be weird haha just think about it

haha

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haha imagine if that was gwen. I dont know i just think about weird things sometimes haha XD

haha how did you come up with that i had to visualize it once or thrice

Would this count as cruelty to animals?

insects aren't animals

forced tf is a patrician fetish

No because spiders don't have the wetware to experience anything we would understand as pain.

>insects aren't animals

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assshole why do you do this to me

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based retard

>insects
I see what you did there

Banned card. Get that shit out of here.

Do you think Peni was good at Yugioh?

honk

>I don't have to watch the movie to make generalizations about the movie
you're right, this is ridiculous at this point

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Do you hate anime as well?

People don't even acknowledge your trips. This is how stupid you are.

Miles' moves at a shitty frame rate while Peter's moves at 30 or 24 fps since he's more confident. When Miles gets more confident the fps changes to the normal 30 or whatever it is.