Is he the only down to earth non-pedophile Moloch worshipper good normal guy in Hollywood?
Is he the only down to earth non-pedophile Moloch worshipper good normal guy in Hollywood?
Mason Lee
William Johnson
In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
Michael Miller
>hasn't aged in decades
>implying you can pull off such a thing without baby blood
numbnuts
Ryder Mitchell
After completing the movie 'Speed', Reeves disappeared from public view for 6 months to complete a project he called his "life's calling". In August of 1995, Reeves gained notoriety for hijacking a school bus in Los Angeles and leading police on a 10 hour chase, ending in tragedy. Reeves, who appeared mentally disturbed and sporting a full beard, reportedly spent 6 months planning the hijacking. Due to the nature of the hijacking, police assumed it filming for a sequel to the Speed movie, and didn't respond until Reeves drove through a crowded marketplace, killing 16 and injuring over 100. Despite their best efforts, police were not able to stop Reeves, who drove the bus full of 44 elementary school children off the Santa Monica Pier. All the children died, and autopsies showed that all 44 had been molested by Reeves during the chase.
Joshua Gutierrez
these keanu memes are cringe. This mother fucker probably dyes his hair every fucking week.
Brody Morgan
I heard that during full moons, if you turn 3 times and say Keanus name twice, her parents will remember the drowning gestures.
Justin Roberts
He's not a Moloch worshipper because he IS Moloch.
Jayden Cruz
he is reddit incarnate
Caleb Cook
Not the only one
Ethan Torres
No that would be you
Sebastian Johnson
Truly a god amongst men
Mason Williams
oh shit...
Logan Johnson
based
Cooper Reyes
fucking this
Thomas Robinson
I never thought I'd say this but honestly there's less faggotry on reddit at this point than this board. I wish you miserable asscunts would end it all and put the rest of us out of your misery.
Also Reeves is based. I'd be ok with him eating the occasional baby and having a moloch shrine.
Elijah Gomez
Cringe
James Sullivan
THE BIG DOG
Ryan Gutierrez
BASED
Jeremiah Ortiz
No u
[Spoiler]checkm8[/spoiler]
Juan Ward
Keanu is probably the most relatable Hollywood actor.
Joshua Wilson
fucking hoverhand
Owen Howard
I really have looked almost exactly like that after getting off work. He really is fucking relatable.
Levi Jenkins
You can see it on his face that he REALLY enjoys his life!
Parker Gray
Yeah, he usually plays some huge badass on-screen, but in reality he's just a guy. With the same kind of problems and insecurities we all have.
Gavin White
If you watch a Scanner Darkly, you see it immediately, playing opposite that Adrenochrome Addict RDJ
Colton Green
Literally
Dylan Harris
Gee I wonder if it has anything to do with Joe Rogan never shutting the fuck up about 4chins and driving a caravan of newfags here who don't even have the decency to lurk anymore
Adam Rodriguez
Shockingly based
Xavier Nguyen
Only him and Christian Bale among the high level actors.
Ryan Martin
>Bale is married since 2000, never divorced
I didn't know that, based
Samuel Brown
>Normal
Not so fast! Reminder Keanu more than likely did pic related.
Brandon Peterson
There is no doubt about it... #ferrari is the dream
Isaac Edwards
proof?
Henry Morris
Alexander Price
>gets married
>gets trips
What a legend
Ryan Lopez
based survival of the fittest believer
Hunter Roberts
Based
Dylan Fisher
Jose Moore
>Dodges bullets in real life too.
What a legend among men.
Charles Gutierrez
>banged my first cute tranny last week because my hero Keanu would too
Henry Rivera
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Keanu Reeves!
I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
Kevin Perry
based and Christpilled
Luke Baker
faggio morgestein
Samuel Long
This
Daniel Wright
can be anybody really
Carter Robinson
Based as fuck
Bentley Ortiz
Wew lad
Jackson Foster
reddit has always been better than Yea Forums and always will be
Owen Wood
he obv aged, iirc even in scanner darkly he was without youth look
Angel Foster
>Fuck yeah Keanu join me at r/keanubeingawesome
Benjamin Hall
*User has been banned for this post*
Jace Myers
you just know he's a good actor when you don't see any of that painful look in his acting
>the shoes
>hey buddy would you do me a favour and put on that suit real quick
Grayson Perez
He's a typical Hollywood liberal faggot