cast this historical event
Cast this historical event
Connor Perry
Cameron Martinez
Well if it's anything like the bridge they built it'll make a great disaster movie in 5 years.
Dominic Reyes
Whoa, will these brave women be able to walk on their own?
Joseph Cox
>space
Anya.
Nicholas Wilson
Progressives now celebrate fake progress. Shit is sad, really. We will never go to Mars because doing "first woman" and "first nigger" things are more important.
Nolan Wood
it only took them 50 years
Camden Carter
What is it with you people and (fake) firsts? Face it, there's no more boundaries to cross, no more glass ceilings to shatter, no more paths to forge. You are a Progressive living at the end of Progress. You are a cargo cult. Your future will one based on compulsively adding qualifiers to previously established trailblazers.
I know you get a little dopamine kick every time you proclaim another new "first woman XYZ", but it's all a charade. You are lying to those little girls, and eventually they will learn the truth and despise you for it.
Cameron Gray
>all female
>2 women
Whoa historic
Ayden James
We all know the real race is to decide who's going to film the first porno on Mars.
Xavier Morales
it will take them twice as long to get ready.
Andrew Edwards
>this just in: the space station is destroyed and falling from orbit. It will crash with no survivors.
Gabriel Perez
i never understood why we have female astronauts.
I'm sure they are not bad but we all know that there are a lot of male astronauts that are better.
Ethan Cook
Ahh yess alll those female inventions and feats they've accomplished, my favourite would have to be the windshield wiper, a fine invention that goes great with a MALE invention, the automobile.
Reminder that no matter how good women think they are women were never able to suppress an entire gender for centuries.
Brayden Wright
>a truly history spacewalk
Does no one spellcheck these retards?
Brody Torres
Christina hendricks, alexdra daddario, diora baird and kelly brook. It's not gonna be 100% accurate as there will be cleavage.
Tyler Jackson
Remember that time that female astronaut lost a toolbox worth like 500k like a tard?
Anthony Hughes
At one point NASA seriously considered having ONLY female astronauts. Because guess what? The rocket equitation is real, but /pol/ is just a meme.
Daniel Jenkins
what do boobs feel like in zero g?
Lucas Rodriguez
Anya, Frogfu and Amanda Seyfreud or whatever her name is.
Julian Morgan
>first all female spacewalk
>there are 3 people on board 2 being men
Kevin Hernandez
Reminder that mysoginist and evil Soviet Union did that before with an all-female (1 woman) space mission.
Joseph Peterson
How is this historic? Was the first time a woman drove a car a historic event? Because that is really all this is. No one will remember this.
Camden Davis
>When it comes to gender equality, NASA's long history definitely has a few blemishes
oh ya for sure
Dominic Harris
hold your arm at a 90 degree angle, now feel your triceps, boobs have that consistency
Thomas Sanders
cringe
Brayden Richardson
how many toolboxes will we lose
Ryder Murphy
>what's the worst that could happen?
Blake Price
Reminder that women's day (the day they conveniently planned the spacewalk for) comes from the Soviet Union as well.
Eli Bailey
The earth is flat you fucking morons
Camden Morales
>ISS
it's a money wasting meme anyway. Why not go all the way?
Dominic Watson
Oh shit, I forgot about the diapernaut
Jayden Rivera
>NASA wasting time and resources on gender equality in space
>meanwhile China just landed the first rover in the far side of the moon and grew some crops there because why not