This is where the prequel thread begins

5 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 1 > 3

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If the council found out about Anakins romance, what would happen? Have his lightsaber and other Jedi perks removed or would he be killed?

4 = 5 = 6 > 3 > 1 > 2

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Imagine the faces people must have gave him hearing those ideas.

It's an uppercase i not a lowercase L

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5 > 4 > (power gap) > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1 > (don't care beyond here)

Real. Real. Not real. Not real. Real. Not real. Real. Re-

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>sequels
Why even bring that filth up in this thread you fucking cock sucker

fucking casual

Expelled from the order.

He would be expelled from the jedi order

they'd just kick him out, KOTOR 2 exile style

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I've been thinking about the prequels lately. I think the main issue with them is that those villains, except sidious, were never properly introduced or developed. They popped out of nowhere for one fight or two and the movies seem to think we're supposed to know who they are, or care.

>cuts in half and fall from several hundred feet
>survive

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rankings niggers should be executed

>what is the force
>what is merch money

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Padme is supposed to be 15 or something in phantom menace. George you dirty dog.

I WANT (YOU) TO CAST A PREQUELKINO TCW MOVIE

Ill start
>Asajj Ventress: Elizabeth Debicki

Makes sense. But they seem to be the same age in the others.

George made a mistake of introducing them in side material, it was expected of you to already know them before seeing the movie. it kinda worked back when movies were coming out because yoou would pick some of that stuff up through osmosis even if you weren't into star wars that much, but it leaves people who missed the prequels coming out in cinemas in the dark.

Name one line from the prequels that isn't quotable

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Can someone explain what it is the makes the prequels so much better than the sequels?
I think it's that despite having a lot of dumb shit in them they still have this charm that makes them enjoyable to watch. Whereas the new ones are like the shittier marvel movies but it says Star Wars on it.
Is there something else I'm missing?

Anything by Padme except for "With Thunderous applause"

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>Ray shields.
>Hold on, how did this happen we're smarter than this!
>Apparently not

I see. Well, that's really bad, the movies should stand on their own, ofc. I watched them pretty much as they were released, during my teens, but I never watched those cartoons (or would want to).

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Say it

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Anakin and Padme were 9 and 14 in TPM respectively, and 20 & 24 in AotC. 4 years gap, nothing weird here.

Man that's a turn on.

>and your other lightsaber

The sequels got no overarching plot or compelling characters. They also lack a certain sense of scale both in-universe and in a film making sense (everywhere they go in the sequels feels cramped) ultimately the prequels are just more enjoyable

unironically heart and soul. George may have really fucked up in technical aspects of moviemaking, but he had a story to tell, a really good story at that, and one he was passionate about telling. nuWars are made by commitees of suits in board rooms who don't give a flying fuck about star wars and only focus on spread sheets and pushing political agenda.

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Now imagine if it were a 14 year old boy lusting after a 9 year old girl

That's called grooming. Padme is a predator.

>everywhere they go in the sequels feels cramped
Never thought about it before, but most places in the sequels feel like movie sets, and the ones that got some space to them are just large fields of nothing.
Compare to the Pod-racing track, genosis arena or Senate

>Hold on, how did this happen we're smarter than this!
I always liked this line. The beginning of 3 was probably when I the most excited in a cinema.

Yeah, but when I watched it I remembered it as a kid and a young woman, then the next movie comes and they look the same age.

THEY'RE JEALOUS

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George has style. Podracers and Naboo starfighters look cool. What do the sequels have? Ties and Xwings with some paint?

Padme wasn’t the one who was lusting, Anakin was, as weird as it sounds.

To be fair, Padme seems to consider Anakin nothing more than a kid in Episode I. Its not before Episode II where she goes "Oh my god you've grown" thats she is actually lusting for that Tatooine slave dick

reddit meme

DON'T BLAME THE VICTIM!

I'm so sorry George... :(

There was no lusting in episode 1 it was just an innocent crush on Anakin's side and she clearly was fond of him as well. Enough that she kept that medallion thing he gave her until she died.

heh... since you love reddit meme so much, why don't you go back there?
Heh... come back when you're older kid.

>lusting
Fuck off

I hope you get cancer

nuwars is paint by numbers pandering

>dude what if storm troopers were boba fett
Not even people who only watch the films think this. This is pure idiocy

Those cloning aliens were kino though.

>those head turns when Anakin and Vader make opposite decisions regardning Sheev
shend shivers down my spine. we didn't deserve you, George.

WHOA... Where did THAT come from?

I'm sorry George

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You turned on george and now you come crawling back like the fucking disgusting piece of faggot shit you are. Fuck you.

Normally it would be expulsion, but no way they would let Anakin just leave. Keep in mind that even voluntary exiles had a tendency to mysteriously become dangerous "dark jedi".

The original Sith came from Jedi who simply left the order; the Jedi hunted them to the edge of the galaxy and then genocided the Sith species.

Nu-Wars is LITERALLY a response to the Plinkett Review.

George Lucas is a genius when it comes to story telling. He just sucks at creating dialogue and fell for the CGI meme in the 90s/00s

I don't think he's a good writer. He's a great 'Envisionist'.

Calm down George

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3 was actually good 2 wasnt too bad

>fell for the CGI meme in the 90s/00s
He pushed the technology to its limit just like with the ot dumb fuck.

How can the ST even compete?

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Prequels have absolutely superior worldbuilding compared to the sequels
Prove me wrong

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Nice

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the prequels themselves weren't great from a movie perspective. But it basically unlocked everything Star Wars we have today, it expanded what Star Wars meant by x1000, with great additions, music, lore ect ..

what do the sequels have? I can't name you one good quality they bring to the star wars universe. The music is trash, prequels had fantastic music.

When will hironigger allow sound on other boarda too?

>How can ST even compete?

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Yea Forums would turn into a porn board if he did that

You mean it's not already?

Quads of truth

Based and quadpilled.

Dubs of the hard truth

sequels have literally no world building. two movies in and we know nothing about the state of the galaxy.

>It Ain't Sheev starts playing

>Duel of the fates
>the anakin v obiwan suite
>order 66

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Prequels actually showed us things. All the good games are based on the prequel lore except for Jedi Outcast.

pretty much, except for
>Empire remnant bad
>Senator's black ops rogue operation "Resistance" good
>New Republic cucked and dead

>I can't name you one good quality they bring to the star wars universe
That's pretty much intentional, or at least a natural result of the sequels' direction.

Episode 7 was a deliberate nostalgia-fest, so of course it wouldn't bring anything new to the franchise. And Episode 8 was just a dumpster fire.

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you may not have taken it as "LEGO™"

but your brain did

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>All the good games are based on the prequel lore except for Jedi Outcast
Nigger what about Rogue Squadron, Rogue Squadron 2: Rogue Leader, Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Academy, Tie Fighter, or X-Wing Alliance?

>5

The memes are real.

Patricians taste is:

>4,6,5,1,2,3

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>only fun thing that has come out of the Sequels is "TRAITOR"
how disgraceful

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None of you guys got it right, it's:
5, 4, 6, RO, 1, 3, 2
5, 4, 6, RO, 1, 3, 2, 7, SOLO, 8 if we're counting the non-canon films

So much poetry.

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Madlad George

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RO was considerably better than the rest nuwars but i'd struggle to put it over 1 even.

Suck some more nigger dick user

And that's your opinion my man. I respect it. But that doesn't mean I have to accept it. But that does mean you have to accept this dick. I'm bending you over my coffee table and pulling your pants down. I'm lubing up your asshole and throwing out some bantz now. I'm inserting myself fully inside your anus, shoving deep into your rectum. Thrusting back and forth, in and out, grunting and sweating while you're moaning and bucking. Pretty soon I'll blow my load deep into your colon and we'll share a passionate kiss as I continue to fuck you, churning my milky cum into a sticky white froth.

It didnt even fit with a new hope faggot. I fucking hate people like you.

Oh man! Here it comes!
The fucking deluge. Contrarian hipster faglords posting about how much it sucks. Conformist normie pieces of shit posting about how great it is. Trolls, waifufags, and newfriends doing God knows what.
You know what I miss? The good old days.
Days when a Memesman was free to make an honest day's meme on this board.
Days when there was a difference between trolling and shitposting (back when trolling was an art ;)).
Days when you could hop on the Yea Forums, click on your favorite board, and be treated to a veritable orgy of dank new memes, thrusting in and out of each other, slurping down each others liquids, furiously jamming their memenises into their memeginas and memeholes, not bothering to discriminate between male or female (it was the 21st century, after all)!
You could sit there and let your eyes take in this gallant fuckfest, you could almost here the wet, slippery sounds of meme flesh pounding against itself. It was enough to make you pull your pants down, lube up your dildo, and bounce up and down on it as you jacked yourself to orgasm.
One day we'll get back there. One day...

This made me rock hard

>Ben Kenobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
>Luke Skywalker: What is it?
>Ben Kenobi: Your father's canister of Zyklon B. This is the weapon of the white man. Not as clumsy or random as a nigger's gat; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Aryan Brotherhood were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Galactic Civil Rights Act.

Jesus Christ Lucas

>quite literally and metaphorically turns his back on the jedi and the council room to look at padme and choose her

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because they have artistic direction. The sequels are like getting to an auditorium early and listening to an orchestra warm up but the conductor never arives

3>2=4>1>5=6

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>we'll share a passionate kiss
Jeez, user. Buy me a drink first.

There were a few moments in Episode 7 that genuinely made me feel like "this is Star Wars", but that's about it. How they'll manage to tie up the story after the trainwreck that was Episode 8 (seriously, how the fuck did that get greenlit?) is beyond me.

3 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 6 > 4

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>There were a few moments in Episode 7 that genuinely made me feel like "this is Star Wars"
I hope your mother gets ovarian cancer and then a pack of niggers rape her corpse.

Yeah, sorry if people genuinely enjoying things threatens you user

>white froth.
i heard it gets brown

based

Prequels ranked
Star Wars: The Clones Wars > Revenge Of The Sith>Attack Of The Clones> Phantom Menace

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Kill yourself nigger

What the fuck is your problem?

Aww look babby hasnt figured out how to reply yet

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That fucking piece of shit broke the universe. It didnt fit with the real star wars movies. There was no continuity or logic, none of the new characters made a bit of sense. It completely shit all over the old characters. It was marvel shit with a star wars veneer.
>"this is Star Wars"
Keep sucking that disney cock faggot.

Maybe if you weren't actively looking to get offended by things, you'd actually appreciate the moments of heart it has, but otherwise just keep hating everything in life if that's what makes you happy.

>It was marvel shit with a star wars veneer.

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So just like the OT and every other film that follows the hero's journey story?

For the record, I still think TFA was only a mediocre movie, I just happened to like certain parts of it. It isn't the utter trashheap a lot of SW fans make it out to be, but it's not spectacular either.

>>>/reddit/

I think the main problem is that Anakin never comes across as legitimately being a "good guy" and always feels like a whiny teenager, making his turn to the dark side almost a relief. If he had actually been a charismatic (and honestly more masculine) character, his story would've felt like an actual tragedy, not just a meme-worthy flip to evil.

>a really good story

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>moments of heart it has
Such as?
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!!!!
>Gotta cute boyfriend huh. huh??
>Why don't we just use the force?
>im in charge phasma huh im in charge
>your father..... han solo
>i feel the pull to the light

Fuck off reddit.

This, I just want them to be regular humans.

It didn't save Qui Gon, and he was super powerful in the force. Or Palpatine.

And that's not even the point. If you OBVIOUSLY kill off a character, like Maul in episode 1, it's a shitty soap opera move to bring him back. More retarded than hyperspace ramming, which is pretty fucking retarded.

The first 35 mins was star wars. The scene with Ben and Han was star wars.

That's pretty much it.

If not for Harrison Ford the movie would have completely bombed.

the pin head guy on the council had a wife and like 10 fucking kids, I think anakin would be fine. they would raise his kid

Unironically not a bad starting point for 3 prequel movies.

They were in the ot.