Main character sucks

The Winter Soldier showed a photo of Fury in the '00s with both eyes.

Guys why the fuck did they change the Tesseract origin story?

apart from nick furys eye, the avengers name and shield name right?

For the same reason they had a 30 minute musical dance number

they fuckin didn't

>shield name right

Dare I ask?

That cunt aside, you'll have to be incredibly retarded to give this a 9-10

>After studying the Tesseract, Stark relinquished custody of it to S.H.I.E.L.D., where it remained until it was stolen by Loki

You don't get it. Men, like always, wrote women out of history. Captain Marvel was planned since Iron Man 1 and was part of everything. There is no such thing as a retcon, you damn women hater!!!

>Stark retrieves it in the 40s
>S.H.I.E.L.D scientist takes it to work on S.H.I.E.L.D project in literally anytime between the 1950s and 1990s

What can't people understand that over the span of 50 years, events can happen?

There is literally no reason for this movie to exist.

she's so hot, bros

Agency was named SHIELD in 2008 in Iron Man. Before it was Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

that pic is from the 80s

she does nothing sexy in the movie

>>Main character sucks
>>Story is bland
>>Miscast characters
>>Awful retconning
>>Action looks bad
>>No subtlety
>>Villain is decent but not amazing
>But still this movie deserves a 5-6/10?
good breakdown of it all here

youtube.com/watch?v=HCDeWJ3H9Uc

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I hate feminists but I kinda think brie is cute. I'd smash if she didn't have monstrous feet

that got retconned in Winter Soldier where they've been "shield" basically the entire time, SHIELD is on Zola's post war clearance sheet
shit Iron Man 2 might have even said they were SHIELD right after the war too
I mean it's not like an acronym is thought about if you aren't changing the words, it's already there

>my 4th favorite MCU moie
Something about this really bothers me. Do people really waste their time autisticly ranking franchise movies ?

...You realise autism actually exists outside of being a Yea Forums buzzword right?

>This movie about a superhero who shoots lasers from her fists is a cultural moment. Where do you stand!?
I wanna stand on another fucking planet

This but do you actually want all movies to be Captain Marvel?

It's not autistic to rank something. It's autistic to buy marvel toys and set them from tallest to smallest

They were always shield. Its literally just an acronym.

It's garbo like the rest of the Marvel movies. Stop torturing yourself and put your time on something useful and productive instead

My 4th favourite number is 4. How autistic am I Yea Forums?

hey, big T

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> even ass is not even
> didn't go to gym to practice ass

Waman have their own mediocre movie. That's a good thing
t. Slate

You just described every comic book movie ever made except for Blade congratulations.

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Did you really think that SHIELD operated for 60~ years as the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, before someone said
>Hey you know, if we take the first letter of each word of our department name, you get SHIELD?!

Or are you just a shill trying to make people that dislike CM look retarded?

No Batman begins, Ironman, Hellboy, Donner superman and Raimi spiderman were good.

The entire movie is just to shoehorn captain marvel into avengers endgame, completely agree with all these points.
I'm inclined to say no, but Larson definitely didn't fit the bill.
I totally forgot about this, I was already wondering what the fuck happened and how pegasus lady would have gotten a hold of it.

WHERE'S FURY

Her hair is amazing though

The figures go smallest to tallest, stupid