Now she really done goofed

you are joking but batman literaly did kryptonite gum so he could defeat superman

Someone needs to post this on Yea Forums

Wouldn't Carol's energy powers actually strengthen Supes?

Okay kid.

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based binary get

Uh actually in Dark Horse Star Wars comic books issue #15 it's revealed that only Tintin and Asterix possess the power to defeat the Man of Steel.

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Superman would never do that though.

i wish i was joking

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Letting Batwankers write comics was a mistake.

Latter 100%

i dont think adam warlock could defeat superman much less fucking capitan marvel with a pussy

didnt she lost to fucking rougue?

got keep DC alive somehow.

yes YES we got her now incels we got her good

>pretending batmans "i am very smart" super power is more ridiculous than supermans "fuck you im invincible" super power

meh, let me know when this dumb bitch thinks she can beat Goku

GO

TO

Yea Forums

FAGGOT

>i want my SUPER heroes to be less SUPER

if i want to watch a hero movie i watch indiana jones not batman
batman is fucking boring

man what the fuck is captain marvels superpower anyways?

Can Dr. Manhattan defeat Superman

SPBP

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He might if he crossed paths with Richard Pryor.

That's why MoS couldn't even get a proper sequel without Batman

yes but his weakness is that hes too depressed to try

Yea Forums is an absolute mistake of a board.

>Joker Batman
oh came on!
not even batman can win against him

What's ridiculous is the hoops they jump through to insist Batman could beat everything and everyone, and the way writers pander to them.

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The only reason why Bruce wins is because relies on Clarks humanity. Clark doesn't want to actually hurt Bruce, but if he wanted to make Beuce his bitch no amount of Kryptonite can stop him.

im not at all committed to the batman thing. but im very satisfied not a single one of you have disputed that I said the flash could beat him.

Embarassing

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kek she won't even beat him at the box office

flash powers are fucking bullshit everybody knows that
the only reason he could NOT beat superman is that inverted flash would find a way to fuck with him and stop him from doing it

Kek

Goku could beat both

batman became god in a comic

Actually lasers are Goku's weakness, so Supes could win pretty easily.

Why is Superman so based when he's just a regular guy from some dead planet

Depends on the version.

Jay Gerrick and Kid Flash are doomed.
Barry stands a chance but more than likely looses too.
Wally West runs circles around Clark.

>the manlet who surrended to a purple bunny can beat the greatest hero of all times

Why is every fictional character pitted against Superman in a fight?

Humans are complete shit.

idont know man, goku has realy sharp bones

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ITT: fagets that don't know the True Power of Popeye.

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>batman can defeat superman
LMAO NO

why because he's black?

Because of how iconic he is. He’s pretty much the benchmark of all super powered fictional characters, even though there a number of people in his own universe who can beat him.

What a fucking moron.

Both Goku and Superman can just get rid of all the spinach.

He's the original white male.

*gasp*
like
oh em gee
I guess I'm going to have to sit around and discuss this genuine topic with drooling retards now!!!
not forced and dry at all
teehee

I'm talking about the comics.

>The only reason why Bruce wins is because relies on Clarks humanity.

a win is a win, you really think Batman gives a fuck how he wins, for fucks sake he chose to SHOOT a god rather then accept defeat

the absolute state of whateverfags
*yawn*
something something cucks BTFO
*injects fentanyl into eyeball*
kill me

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If Clark wanted it, he would dead already.

>His pipe
Um... sweaty... I think you mean his sailor's whistle

If it weren’t for Super, I’d disagree with you.

But Superman would never destroy an entire crop off the planet and Goku wouldn't even know what spinach is.

Eh I still think Supes can taje him.

Goku could also think spinaches are a relative

“I am smart” allowed Batman to dodge Darkseid’s rays, somehow

god forbids something unrealistic happens in my comic kino

>not a single one of you have disputed that I said the flash could beat him.
That's because that one is truly up in the air. It's basically superman vs. the entirety of the fucking Speed Force. So yes, Kal-El would be hard pressed into actually defeating the Flash.

How fucking new are you to comics? This argument comes up every so often on Yea Forums.

Snyder emo sadperperson? Or actual Superman? Because actual Superman is the best of Man because he isn't one. His super powers allow him to actually follow through with the simple values he was tought by a loving farmer and his wife. He is the literal defender of earth and is so good he doesn't kill his enemies. If we are talking about that superman, He would fist fuck her to the core of the earth and return her to the earth.
If we are talking about the Snyder superman than yeah, she could kick his ass without breaking a sweat.

1) nigga we aint on co
2) im aware of the debate and i see TONS of people claim that superman is just as fast as the flash because they tie in all their races. and i dont care how cannonical it is there is no way supes is as fast as the flash. i dont care. flash beats supes

not with ultra insticnt but would be up to the writers either could win

That google result was probably referring to the ORIGINAL Captain Marvel vs Superman. Not her bullshit ripoff

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Barry is faster as well. They established it in an old comic in the justice league building. Supes takes a swing at Barry and he casually whips around him and stands back in front of him. He says something along the lines of "woah, your punch would have ripped me apart if I wasn't faster than you."

no one cares about comic book battles, incel

goku has versed a gag charter before and didn't lose try again

Even Snyderman bitch slaps Captain Marvel.

He can not he beat.

Um sweaty- Superman let the flash win.

Can superman beat Demonbane?

The comic version has some fine titties

Those races were for charity Clark

You do sneedling.

He watched his adoptive father die so he possibly wouldn't get found out as a superhero. It wouldn't take einstein to beat a guy that is that big of a coward.

so did Thor in the same issue

No. Any powerful magic user (and Goku, Vegeta, nuBroly, and anyone stronger than Buuhan) can.

Didn't she get her ass kicked by Rogue?

Is the only value of a capeshit character who has the most magic powers?

>didnt she lost to fucking rougue?
To the extent that Rogue permanently stole her flying brick powers.

Reminder: as of today the rules have changed. GUY GARDNER IS THE MOST POWERFUL (and based) FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN ALL OF EXISTENCE. Don’t bother trying to debate it

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Based Guy.

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I guess she might as well beat God and Great Old Ones too while she's at it. She can probably beat entropy.

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>Did Brie Larson just cuck you all into wanting Marvel vs DC movie?

Superman would probably let her win because Mama Kent raised him not to hit women without cause. So really, it depends on context; if something was at stake he'd knock her out as gently as possible. If there wasn't he'd just let her win and fly off

Quick Run Down:
Superman:
>Super Strength (can easily lift the weight of the Earth on a bad day.)
>Super Speed (can easily reach massively faster than light speeds when he isn't holding back.)
>Flight
>Nigh-Invulnerability (Can tank bullets, lava, nukes, black holes, and supernovas without a scratch.)
>Super-human Stamina (can fight for days without food, rest, etc. Technically doesn't even need food to survive.)
>Super Senses
>Heat Vision (Hotter than our own sun.)
>Frost Breath
>X-Ray Vision
>Healing Factor
>Super Brain (can learn something complex in seconds)

Captain Marvel
>Super Strength (can lift at least 100 tons)
>Super Speed (Can reach Hypersonic speeds)
>Enhanced Durability
>Flight
>Energy Manipulation/Blasts (As powerful as Iron Mans repulsars at full power)
>Energy Absorption
>Some degree of Cosmic Awareness
She also has a "Super Form" called Binary that basically makes her as powerful as our sun. She's capable of flying at light speed now.

But is he redpilled?

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If she gets Binary he gets Thought Robot. And therefore wins no matter what

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Let me just say that canonically, outside of TDKR, Batman has only been able to subdue Superman once (that I can remember), the rest of the time, Superman held back explicitly, or Batman nearly died.

Severely underrated post

>A list of literal deus ex machinas
Capeshit was a mistake

Superman is thousands of times faster than light speed. Superman has also survived being in the middle of two universes fusing together.

>Binary
K

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This two-comic arc is cool as fuck. The visuals, the meta-story, it’s fantastic. I hope if the time comes again where an ultimate evil must be defeated, the Thought Robot can be rebuilt.

While not THE most powerful, Strange Visitor Superman is my favorite version of OP Supes. Somehow, even in a story where he was able to fix the universe himself with his laser vision, he still seemed grounded.

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DUH

He’s also a pretty good barber.

Lmao at marvelfags

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He wouldn't even need to sun dip to beat Binary. Superman has tanked far worse than Binary can dish out.

meh

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>Be Brie Larson
>Get asked in an interview if Captain Marvel could defeat Superman
>Obviously fucking say yes because you are here to promote Captain Marvel, and not Superman
>People are shocked about this

Idiots

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I took it as a bit of a joke when she said that. No one thinks she can beat supes.

Imagine advertising this before the movie comes out.
>hey guys don't worry you don't have to see how the movie plays out. This new superhero is more powerful than thanos so it's all good

I think El Supermano Hermano de Neuva Sincuente Dos might be the only version she could beat. But even then he’s still a better character

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>interview
Why is she so fucking hate-able and cringe?

youtube.com/watch?v=aTPhWGtr4vQ

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This is the biggest mistake of her life. Even worse than the "kill all white men" incident.

>Capeshit was a mistake
Capeshit was made to be a fantasy for children and young teenagers, and it was fine for decades because it stayed that way. Decades ago, when these kids and teens grew up, they let go of their hobby because society would shun them, except for a few old school nerds who didn't care about being manchildren.
The real mistake is that nerd culture became mainstream, pushed by the companies that wanted to reach a bigger audience to sell more, and so society was forced to accept reading these dumb fantasies for kiddies as a respectable hobby, and manchildren into comics stopped being so openly shunned.
And that's how we ended up with a bunch of adults arguing about who's the strongest childish-fantasy character, wether it's Superman or Batman or Cpt.Marvel or Goku.

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>Even worse than the "kill all white men" incident.
nah

youtube.com/watch?v=FZlc7mv7AyQ

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She couldn't even beat supergirl
no disrespect to Kara.

yikes what an ugly mug

Flash is iffy but I'd say Superman's insane intellect and strategy, along with clever use of his powers gives him the edge needed.
Depends on if they're fast enough to use magic before getting speedblitzed. You better have something faster than "Abra Kadabra."

Yea Forums tards are cringe desu

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Unless Samuel Jackson for real starts smoking crack while actually raw digging her in the movie, it's going to be a disappoint.

>le capeshit is for kids
all fiction is for kids by that metric brainlet

>raw digging

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Superman is everything men do good, but taken to the max: hes brave, phyically strong, strong willed, etc. Why cant they come up with an uber woman that has women qualities taken to the max? Like i dont know, some power based on fertility, on 6th sense bullshit that would be fine since women are weird creatures, why not focus on that?

A man shooting rays and being super strong is silly but still doesnt look wrong, but a woman in the same position looks simply off. Look at greek mythos, guys are powerful, women are seductive as fuck and can bring down complete empires just by being women and driving men mad with their antics, thats the power they have. Our current society is pushing all these unprobable and broken myths, driving people actually off their rocker at a global level.

She sipped too much of that empowerment juice that it's getting her a brain freeze by now

Superman movies are influential.

MOST BASED GREEN LANTERN,HAL CAN GO SUCK A DICK!!

The katana would be magic, but also powered by red solar energy.
...fucking moron

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>Unless Samuel Jackson for real starts smoking crack while actually raw digging her in the movie
he can barely deal with his own arms weight.

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>some power based on fertility
>Gestation Girl
When a baddy shows up she has to find some guy to fuck so she can give birth to a super hero with the right powers to defeat that enemy.

Crack isn't heavy

Ha
>sweaty

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I'm not convinced she's any stronger tham MCU Thor or Vision.

It's embarassing when females who never picked up a comment talk shit.

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thats a start

Imagine that movie. Nobody would want to see it.

Yeah the whole "MCU" corporation thing designed to suck money out of people is what I mean by capeshit.

I had a lot of fun as a kid reading comics and this was one of the reasons I developed a love of reading/literature, so there's no way I think comics are BAD. But seeing adults being far too emotionally invested in these stories is weird. Nostalgia is great, staying rooted in it is wasteful.

>all fiction is for kids by that metric
>Don Quixote is for kids
>War and Peace is for kids
>The 120 Days of Sodom is for kids

>picked up a comment
>filename
you phonefaggots ought to guzzle down a bucket of bleach

Because he’s an Aryan left to protect humans.

>Das rite, we wuz mixing and shiet

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Weirdly enough Supes can get hurt by "extreme" energy which is why guys like Atomic Skull and Live Wire are a threat to him. People say magic and kryptonite are his only weaknesses but massive power also puts him down hence why advanced or alien tech is a challenge for him too. He's honestly more vulnerable than most normies think.

That question was actually referring to Shazam not Captain Marvel.
Her entire WIRED interview is a dumpster fire.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aTPhWGtr4vQ
She comes off as the most unlikeable and no-fun-allowed person on the planet when trying to ask those questions.

Would Binary power Superman up by being near him? It's a star

He-man handed pre-season Superman his ass.

In a DC comic no less.

>He-man handed pre-season Superman his ass.
>In a DC comic no less.I

*pre-crisis superman

Dear God, she is NOT going to age well and it's such a shame. All women are useless over the age of 25.

Based Mexican

I don't think Superman would hit a woman

He man is powered by magic though, it kinda bypasses supes' defense.

Okay I hate Brie too and all but this is just getting ridiculous. You're all just looking for any reason to get mad.

Kek

Lol this and with that Snyder wins again

He's punched Giganta.

This. It's been hilarious watching Brie Larson crash and burn, but seriously, we can't let her get her toes on the nuclear codes.

This. Can't fault her for not knowing anything about Supes desu. This wasn't even the worst part of the interview

Goku literally beats himself usually cause he's a retard so no he doesn't

What use would Captain Fungal have with radioactive bombs?

Shakespeare was the Marvel of its time. Retards will always be retards but most people don’t give a rats ass about who the strongest character is in the movies cannon. Most normies do the shit your brain off meme.

She would use them to kill white male, white elders and white children

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Kirby's faster than Sonic and Pikachu according to Smash Bros so yeah I guess he could kill Supes. Plus he just swallows kryptonite or magic etc etc

>goku vs supes
Getting flashbacks to 1999 BBs.

I thought Captain Marvel is a Mary Sue with zero to no weaknesses which means she very much could defeat Superman one on one since Superman isn't actually a Gary Stu due to his three or so weaknesses. So what is the problem here if she is a Mary Sue?

She isn't even the strongest Marvel hero. They're only granting her the label of 'strongest avenger' because she's a fucking womyn.

Doctor Strange should have her beat. So should Thor. The MCU is trash.

Always bet on the Sue.

Here’s a secret. The seduction and manipulation players are usually the bad guys, and Jewish society is based on the moms faith not the fathers (classic our women keep getting raped and we can’t stop it move)

It's pointless now, though. Super's absurd power scaling means Goku is several hundreds, if not thousands, times more powerful than he was at the end of Z.

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And Bruce ONE PUNCHED Guy so that means...
>Bruce>>>>>>Guy>>>>>>>>>Power Gap>>>>Dr. Manhattan

So like Mary and Jesus, Isis and Ra, Leto and Apollo or Rhea and Zeus?

Allah is literally the same God that Christians worship?

>someone actually went and made that comic
Humanity is seriously fucked

Is her programming going offline or something? Wtf is wrong with her? That Kimmel interview was pure Asperger's

I don't care because I don't think captain marvel could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha, let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

He was pointing out how absurd what the guy was saying was. He agrees with you.

The funny thing is in the video the question was referring to Shazam Captain Marvel

She can't even beat toe fungus so no. Think about it. She's a Hollywood actress and she doesn't want her toenails to be healthy or perfect so she must have Howard Hughes levels of OCD. She ain't doing shit.

There's actually a DC "superheroine" in China that can do that, get pregnant and have a superhero kid that dies in a week. Weird shit

GIANTS are not people.

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>Popeye can juggle planets
Based as fuck

that girl is already a half black mutt and dyes her hair.

you can fuck off to Yea Forums while your at it

Honestly why is she trying to be an entertainer? She's uncharismatic and a super unlikable cunt. She seems to just want to be an actress to spite the world.

Not true

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It’s called a hollow win. It happens when somebody else simply lets you win instead of you achieving it by your own merits.

> I think the reason why shes so pissy is because everything around her is white lol
Based

NO YOU WEAR THE CAPTAIN MARVEL UNIFORM JIMMY REEEEEE

>NO YOU WEAR THE UNIFORM WHITE INCEL

But can she beat the other captain marvel?

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Is Bluto indestructible?
Bluto > Thanos confirmed.

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>That's because that one is truly up in the air
Superman flies up in said air. What now Flash fags?

Guess who would dab on both

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>would she workout
IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK

Also clearly she doesn't because she's having a hard time with that tape

DC cap mar is about as strong as Superman, although Superman has won a couple of time he fought him. So no she wouldn't be able to beat either Superman nor the real captain marvel

I think she was being sarcastic guys
Sheesh, learn to take a joke

IT WAS ME, BARRY!

He-Man is powered by magic from the creation of the universe itself. Of course he can beat Superman

So why is there a real captain marvel and a fake captain marvel?

Mugi > Superman > Captain Marvel

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Superman could still take him out with a heat vision lobotomy. He can do it like a scalpel through the eyes instantly and it's not something Goku can sense happening like Ki

Meanwhile Gal Godat is pretty cool and DC never pulled any political stuff with Wonder Woman's marketing. I'm so glad they didn't fuck up that movie.

it's literally whoever the writer wants to have win. Jesus Christ they're not real people.

something something boy powered by weak sun came to planet with strong sun muchpower

Brie Larson could beat Superman, you bigots.

Brie Larson can't beat foot fungi

Superman isn't the type of guy to just laser someone's brain

Why do chicks ruin everything with their fasle sense of knowledge? It's like, just shut up and make me some sandwiches or something, right?

DC captain marvel is way older than marvel's captain marvel. Fawcett comics got sued by DC for copyright infringement saying captain marvel was basically superman, and they won. So DC didn't create the character but they revived him, however this was after marvel had begun publishing it's own captain marvel and thus they had to publish it as shazam due to copyrights. He was still called captain marvel until 2011.

And batman wouldn't kill superman.

No.

Just Pretty OK Man, huh?

What about Sukamu?

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flash is bullshit though

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how did they job to fucking catwoman?

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>Shazam actor: Cut the console war shit
>Brie: *MY* character can mop the floor with Superman!

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Batman created a synthetic kryptonite that crippled superman

If thr writer is a hack enough Harley Quinn can defeat him, Batman and Wonder Woman at the same time

>Casualgators

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He did it to Manchester Black

Being controlled by Poison Ivy. That issue was really shit though because the writer couldn't even keep his own rules straight

Speaking as a Marvelfag, holy shit is she wrong.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*breathes in*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHahHAHahahAH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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absolutely based

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Reminder that Guy fingered Mary Marvel

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SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS BITCHS

I honestly don't know if UI would be enough to keep up with Superman. Or the Flash for that matter. Goku doesn't have any magic attacks so he doesn't have any natural advantages over Supes either. Ki is "spiritual" energy made physical. And it's shown that way in the manga/series with magic shown to be a different discipline.

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gotta love the guy

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>moving planets to another galaxy
>not even another solar syztem
>another fucking galaxy

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Jiren was still able to hit Goku in his UI form.

My mom saw her on some talk show. She mentioned it to me and said she seemed annoying and stuck on herself.

More like comics are a mistake of a medium. Just let a fucking story be over. Don't like a thousand different hack authors sully the material in their own uniquely shitty way.

Lol he had to have his conscious tell him to not rape Powergirl.

Based user's mom

How can he be the same God if he isn't the same? Don't be a fucking idiot dipshit.

>listening to a site that wants to be the comic book version of GamerGate

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fuck off, roastie

cool binary get

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES

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God these are so annoying to read.
I want to punch whoever typed these right in the throat

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Knocked him out all the way to the next issue

Dues ex machina refers tocanoreciously unknown element in said story. Stop using words you don’t understand.

>implying Goku and Superman would fight
>implying Superman would give in to Goku egging him on
>implying they wouldn't team up while Vegeta reees over someone stronger than him

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weegee > all
Trust me, I used to watch saltybet

Those were typed out by the kind of people who read comics

When they were writing the powers for an alien they came up with whatever they needed to solve a problem - see spinning the world backwards to reverse time to get out an impossible corner they wrote themselves into

But aren't Carol's energy powers somehow sun/star related? And yellow-y?

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A kino Superman & Goku story would have a small fight between them, coming from a misunderstanding thinking they're bad guys, one of them going to the other's universe and fighting each other before realizing they're both good guys and uniting to fight a bigger threat (Darkseid, Frieza, whatever)

Kara, hell. She's not on Diana's level either.

Some of you may be thinking "the flash, the dude just runs fast what's so overpowered about him?" well ill tell you why. The Flash, specifically Wally West, is powerful, very powerful. He can casually ran the speed of light, not crazy enough for you? How about the time he ran 13 trillion times the speed of light? Or how about the time he outran instant teleportation.

There are more stupid things but I'd be here all day if I had to list them all. In addition he can also perceive things faster than an attosecond, for reference sake in one second light can travel from one side of earth to the other, in one attosecond light would barely reach one from end of an atom to another and he can perceive things FASTER than an attosecond. He can also steal other people's kinetic energy to make himself faster or turn others into statues and phase through solid objects by vibrating his molecules. Finally he has his IMP, what does the IMP stand for? Infinite. Mass. Punch. Now considering this is a comic real world physics don't necessarily apply here but basically what how it works is Flash runs so fast he punches with the force of a condensed star, this punch was able to take down a character that was, at his absolute weakest, Superman level.

So how can he do this you ask? The answer is quite simple actually: Speed Force, the dimensional force that speedsters draw their powers from. This allows him to not only run at ridiculous speeds but also BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AT WILL, which is how he can grab someone at lightspeed and they won't die, or how he doesn't die from running at higher speeds. So with everything I've told you how does Flash have any meaningful physical interactions from anyone other than another speedster?

Tldr: Flash can run over a trillion times the speed of light and take down Superman level people in one punch among other ridiculous abilities so how does he ever get taken down ever?

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>The Flash is powerful, very powerful.
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brie feet?

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>a gay jew
Ah fuck nigga, can't attack him or you'll be an antisemite homophobe. Feminism can't do jackshit.

A god with a lower case g and most of the Justice League did, none of them did anything worthwhile or interesting though, real shit writing.

Yeah if she stupidly hits him with regular sun blasts lol which she would he could absorb it. But they could handwave it she changes solar energy if they wanted her to win too.

>Autistic Yea Forums fags sperging out over fictional characters imaginary power levels

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Okay but this hilarious enough to let slide

>massively faster than light speeds
>Can tank black holes
Are comic writers retarded?

>woah, your punch would have ripped me apart if I wasn't faster than you

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>watch Captain Marvelette
>the HERo goes BInary

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>watch Captain Marvelette
>the HERo goes BInary

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have sex, femcel

>"Can X beat Superman?"
Yes because a writer and artist can make whatever they want to happen in the comics because it's not real life. You could have Super Mario beat Superman, and not just the video game Super Mario: Bob Hoskins's Super Mario from the Super Mario Bros. movie could beat Superman. All you have to do is write "and then Bob Hoskins as Super Mario beat the living shit out of Superman" and boom it just "happened."

Based superman dabbing after getting spit in the eyes

>Yes because a writer and artist can make whatever they want to happen in the comics because it's not real life.
this

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Saitama could defeat them both.
Incidentally, One Punch Man is also true capekino compared to the stuff the west shits out

Goku would challenge Superman to a friendly sparring match because he likes to fight strong people to improve his own strength.

What comic is this? Seems interesting.

Who drew this? The faces are priceless.

The next film better cast Hannah Mouncey as Captain Marvel. He's already broken a football player (female)'s leg. As a degenerate tranny he's higher up in the oppression olympics than breeeeeeeeeee, she must support this.

Is Brie Larson unironically /ourgirl, trying to kill marvel from within?

That's regular Flash standard have you read Flash issues, his rogues are some of the most pathetic villains ever with the exception of Zoom/Reverse Flashes. They include Guys that use boomerangs, heat guns, freezing guns and ice skates.

There's a terrible inconsistency of writing in DC one day superman is blitzing the whole Justice league the other he is getting blitzed by Deathstroke who has about captain america stats, one day Batman has troubles solving a Riddler's riddle the other he is outsmarting the New God Darkseid.

Goku and Superman wouldn't fight each other, they'd learn that they're both good guys and team up to fight a threat bigger than they could handle on their own.

I completely agree with both of you. That would be kino as fuck.

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Why should I care about the opinion of a woman who can't even practice her ass?

>Goku and Superman
Even if it's not canon I want a movie about this.
>Goku and Vegeta go to God and asks him to look for someone stronger than him.
>God resists at first but succumbs to Goku's wining. Thinking it would be fun to see.
>Clicks his fingers and summons Superman out of nowhere.
>Friendly fight happens. Vegeta is jealous.
>Supes explains he is in the middle of fighting either Brainiac, Darkseid or Doomsday and needs their help in defeating them.
>Goku agrees to help, Vegeta is not convinced but Supes tells him about General Zod and how he hoped it turn out like it did for them as he is alone as a Kryptonian. (Kara hasn't appeared yet)
>Vegeta is emotional and reluctantly agrees to help him.
>*CLICK* enemy arrives. Battle begins.
That's sort of how I picture it. It would be kino as an elseworlds story.

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The only option, after you thought of this, is to kill yourself.

Now she has crossed the line. Don't bring kal el into this.

>The only option, after you thought of this, is to kill yourself.
It's good isn't it?
>Captain Marvel beating Superman
Well that's her opinion but really. How dare she bring Supes into this. This is just free publicity for Cavill at this point.

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>everyone knows only batman and the flash can beat superman. its common sense.
>The only reason why Bruce wins is because relies on Clarks humanity. Clark doesn't want to actually hurt Bruce, but if he wanted to make Beuce his bitch no amount of Kryptonite can stop him.
>a win is a win, you really think Batman gives a fuck how he wins, for fucks sake he chose to SHOOT a god rather then accept defeat
>It’s called a hollow win. It happens when somebody else simply lets you win instead of you achieving it by your own merits.

I wish you dorks could hear yourselves and how pathetic you sound. Get a job and put your dick in a vagina.

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Batman struggles against the likes of Penguin for 6 issues. Or a really mean clown.
The only times he wins is when some hack batfag like Scott Snyder writes shit like Batman building a ironman suit with miniature red suns embedded in the gloves.

The only canon defeat was Snyder's bubblegum that was posted above. But, since Scott Snyder has to write every ULTIMATE FINAL Batman story EVER otherwise his existence isn't validated, off course he wrote that.

Mouse didn't pay them

>My fictional character can defeat your fictional character

Pathetic cape shitters

>Batman
Gtfo

Flash can Definetly utterly curbstomped superman but Batman? Your sniffing paint.....

Tom King is an actual fucking retard.
Why the fuck does DC keep him employed is a goddam mystery. Maybe they're afraid of his CIA past, like he was Jason Bourne or something not just a fat, balding Snowden.

Adding this,
Flash can go back in time and make Supes nonexistent. Batman cannot win against Superman especially when he's pissed off. Even kryptonite couldn't stop a pissed of Supes when he's was about to kill Lex luthor

Kevin Maguire.
He's basically a reaction image god.

THIS. Even Alfred kicked Superman's ass

Everything Tom King makes to me is non-canon user. DC can rot for shitting a perfect franchise with a couple (Bendis and King) bullshit writers.

He's the moon god.

On glance of thumbnail, I thought it was this degenerate faggot

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Over the years I learned to ignore shit stories like a goddamn pro. They had Darkseid rape Granny Goodness a month or so back. For a moment I was pic related, now it's just some bullshit that might as well've been posted on deviantart as far as I care.
I know I'll outlive Bendis shitting up Superman, and one day I read those books again.

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Where are 1, 2 and 4?

if captain marvel had tits and a figure like that id think she might be on to something

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Remove all Yea Forumsmblr posters

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Thanks user

I love this story, but the funniest part is that some butthurt batfag editor slapped that Elseworlds logo in the corner so to keep Batman track record clean.

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fucking kek

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Supes has also flown through red suns and came out relatively unscathed. Supes also lifted The Book of Infinite Pages and the Spectre.

Whereas Carol is such a raging alcoholic even Tony tells her she has a drinking problem.

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Manlet cope

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You saying that only virgins can be passion about something they like?

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Lol right, Thanos took a rage induced full powered attack from a literal god wielding a weapon designed specifically to kill him and he still pulled off the snap and walked away. If they asspull Carol being stronger and more powerful than Thor I'm gonna have a fucking migraine.

>Superman fans are such manchildren they have to edit comics to picture their superhero as a winner all the time to cope
Embarrassing

>punched a sherman tank into an oven and a water heater
BASED AND HISTORICAL

Only thing stronger than her prescription tough actin Tenactin

Where were you when Yea Forums got BTFO?
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Was it hot at least? I mean of all the women Darkseid could rape why wouldn't he pick Maxima or Powergirl etc?

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>Was it hot at least?
No, not even close. Kinda pathetic, actually

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Which means Iger is tired of this shit and Feige's on the way out. He probably can't justify the cost of the damge control TLJ did. And Brie can't just shut up her cunt mouth. Not worth the money. This is going Fan4stic Tranked or Feigbusters for sure.

And then they wonder why manga is outselling this trash.

Holy shit! That said Goodness should've given Seidy a Hostess Twinkie if his hunger couldn't subside. Also did she really expect him to be there in the morning? She kinda qt in that muscle girl kind of way.