So, who had the best card?

So, who had the best card?

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Paul Allen > Van Patten > Bateman > Bryce

mirin’ those trips

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The point of the scene is the cards are functionally identical, just like the people who own them. Asking whose is best is pointless, just like asking if Dubsman did it or not

Allen > Bateman > Van Patten > Bryce

You literally cannot dispute this, or these digits.

Ok, so I get why they are all Vice President... but the same phone and fax number as well? How would that even work? They all have their own offices surely.

Bateman>van patten>Allen pryce

If you have to ask, you make under six figures.

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It's probably just a switchboard that connects you with a secretary, then you tell her who you want speak with, it's not unheard of but I would expect VP's to have a direct line on a custom business card.

But explain to me how they are all Vice President

It's the way it used to work. Secretary ran the one fax for that floor and then would deliver the fax to whoever it was for.

It doesnt actually mean vice president like in poltiics, is just a high position in a corporation. A corporate CEO can have tons of VPs

But Paul Allen had that dope as fuck watermark...

Most Wall St type firms have zillions of VPs. It's just a title.

Allen>Bateman>Van Patten>Bryce

Well that makes sense, like my company has VP logistics, VP operations etc etc, what are they VP of? just VP?

Or am I way overthinking this?

Yeah just VP, its a meme title for good earners

Checked

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Fair enough. This is the one aspect of the movie I didn't really get. He's obviously some kind of higher up with this company, but I couldn't figure out what it is he actually does. Was that the point?

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I unironically like batemans with the raised lettering

I believe that was the point indeed

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P&P is presumably a private equity firm or some similar bullshit.

VP is the title everyone ends up with. Lets you shit on underlings, but not actually cross into the C-level of management. But yeah, the point is he doesn't really do anything.

in all actuality paul allens is the best

Allen>Bateman>Van Patten>Bryce

gritings tru frens

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>r. Never had a real job

Van Patten > Bateman > Bryce >>>>> Allen

I have, and I did of course not have my own office, but then again I'm not a Vice President. What was your point?

If your job didn't require you to know that companies have multiple VPs, then it wasnyt a real job. And no, fast food doesn't count.

Actual best card coming through

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Paul Allen

Gritings tru frends
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nice digits

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I think you are replying to the wrong person. I never said I didnt know companies had multiple VPs.

They all have the same phone number AND extension...makes no sense. I'm just an assoc and I have a direct line and an extension.

Patten>Bateman>Allen>Bryce

>444
whoevers card is #4 obviously
its paul allen

its ALWAYS paul allen

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he doesnt do shit
iirc in the book he is the son of some higher up in the company and the job is just a tool to discretly channel money to him, thats why they all have those meaningless vice president titels aswell

why the fuck are the numbers on batemen uneven?

because he is CRAZY

Fox Mulder

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don't forget 111111111 is in less than 2 days.
don't let outsider faggots take it.

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Actually really pretty

this doofus actually thought that was a good card

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For me, its
Paul Allen>Patten=Bryce>B*teman

Bryce has nice lettering and texture

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Bryce>Allen>Patten>Bateman

For me, it's Men in Black.

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this

Allen > Bryce > Bateman > Van Patten > Luis

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>Paul Allen
Crisp, clean, simple.

>David Van Patten
Bold, directs your eyes, probably has a nice texture

>Patrick Bateman
Emboss is a little distracting and the uneven font on the number directs your eyes to it rather than the name

>Timothy Bryce
Literally compressed toilet paper

Paul>Patrick>Bryce>Van Patten
Obviously

VP is mid-level position at investment bank - typically goes analyst (right out of school) -> associate (mid/late 20’s) -> vp (late 20’s to mid 30’s) -> director (late 30s up) -> managing director (variable - depending how good you are)

Source: am a VP at an investment bank

came here to say this

Paul Allen by a long shot

Not PE - investment bank - he says he works in M&A in one scene

It’s also clear in the book.

The entire story is about white shoe east coast elitists and the prep school -> Ivy League -> high finance pipeline that they live in.

Think of the “which prep school did you go to”, “where do you summer” scenes. That’s high class east coast old money shit

Bryce>Bateman>Patten>Allen

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Damn Allen really did have a nice card.

bateman>bryce>allen>patten

why doesn't anyone rate luis's card

None of them are particularly good, Allen's looks tacky as fuck.

Show me pictures of Dubs!!!

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The movie references this as well. Reese Witherspoon mentions his dad practically owning the company. So he's either CFO or some fuckhuge stock owner.

There right there lad