It's an Elaine gets sexually assaulted by her Uber driver episode

Is this the ugliest generation in relation to /fa/?

>Elaine, Jerry and George are all discussing Tinder and Elaine doesn't believe that Jerry and George get 1/10th the matches she does

>George installs a lesbian version of grindr to try to turn a gay woman straight in order to "undo" the ex girlfriend he turned lesbian

This

>its a george tries to identify someone who walked in after him but finished before him in the bathroom stall next to him by their shoes episodes

I'd fuck that version of Elaine

that's fuckin good

based

>Jerry finds the perfect girl but dumps her when he can't get past her typing 'u' in place of 'you'
"I mean, how hard is it to type two extra characters? They're right there on the keyboard!"

George would bluff his way into a tech job until he gets fired for crashing the entire company network and his bosses realize he knows nothing about programming at all.

Yes. Daddy like.

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uh, who should i sue for stealing my idea?

George thinks a co-worker stole his Juul but won't know for sure until he can "mouth feel" it.

>George and Elaine both start using Tinder at the same time and George tries to subtly confront her when he realizes that she didn't swipe right on him

>CIA calls an uber
>Bane rolls up in CIA's aircraft

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>prepeeled oranges
When will Ahura Mazda cleanse this shitty physical plane with fire

jeri get ipad

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1970s were pretty bad.

>elaine eats bees
>george grows to eleven feet tall
>kramers apartment progressively turns into an ancient egyptian temple
>jerry gets stuck behind ISIS at the grocery store

audible chuckle

here's your (U)

70 not just bad, they were fucking uncomfortable to wear as well
this gen might look bad but honestly doesn't feel that bad to wear

Don't worry man I saw your post in the last thread, you're based to me

audible chuckle

here's your (U)

>Elaine forces Jerry to watch Captain Marvel
>George goes to a high school to meet the new girl he's seeing who is a substitute teacher
>Kramer sees an young white male getting bullied on the streets by girls and tells him to stick up for himself and be tougher
>kid thanks him but decides to shoot up his high school
>George pushes students and his new girlfriend out of the way to save himself
>gets ridiculed on live television when interviewed by the news people
>Jerry thinks CM was meh, Elaine calls him an incel
>post-credit stand up routine
>"What's the deal with incels?"

Lol that guy fucks whales, doesn’t he?

Kino

I can't tell what's bait and what isn't

>George moves back in with his parents
>Starts using Yea Forums

>Jerry and George get mugged
>Kramer makes a true crime podcast about it
>Jerry and George gains some minor notoriety
>Elaine freezes her eggs

>Elaine has lesbian sex and enjoys it

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You're thinking of Angra Mainyu

>George accidentally gets portrayed as the leader of the incels

yikes

Elaine would probably be more the type to go see CM and be the odd person out calling it shit at the watercooler. See English Patient.

>George accidentally tweets something sexist using his normie twitter account

millenials don't have time to peel oranges

das it mane.

I AM NOT AN INCEL, JERRY!

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>George reveals he once browsed /pol/ and everyone assumes he's a Nazi

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kek
>"You said what on twitter? You realize that I'm Jewish, right?"
>"I thought I was using my troll account Jerry! My world's are colliding!"
I can't even imagine the Steinbrenner scene

kek
>They're sitting in the diner when suddenly George's phone starts spamming twitter notfication sounds, first spread out... and then increasingly more frequently until they're extremely close together and it's just a single pulse of tweets

>george calls kramer a redditor

elaine is looking good

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jerrys new girlfriend jeeps using his juul and he struggles to find a way to tell her he finds it disgusting
>meanwhile george tries to trick the stocker at whole foods into admitting the asparagus water was cheaper last week and they jcked up the prices again
>elaine sleeps with someone only to realize its the underage son of her boss and now she has to find a way to make sure he doesnt find out or she'll loss her unpaid internetship
>kramer starts a side business oiling mustaches
>jerry has a run in with his buildings isp tech neaumeen ( pronounced new men)
> meanwhile george and elaine have a run in with a particularly rude homeless man while in line for the new iphones and come face to face with their privilege

> kramer rents out his apartment as an airbnb and lives in the hallway
>george, convinced the starbucks barista is intentionally saying his name wrong hatches a scheme to get him fired

this shit writes itself

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>George hears Elaine hum the tune from the OP of Sword Art Online, wants to insult her for her shit taste, but struggles to call her out on it without revealing his powerlevel

>An embarassing video of George leaks on the internet and now he has to deal with his meme status, only for the meme to die in a week and he's upset that nobody is paying attention to him anymore
>Jerry meets a girl online, after facetiming for a few months, she finally decides to come to New York, Jerry offers her room in his apartment while she stays, and he slowly realizes that he liked her better behind a screen
>Elaine desperately waits in line for a trendy new designer handbag, she spends days in the rain and cold only for her dreams to be dashed when she realizes she forgot her wallet, desperate she pays a homeless guy to stand in line for her, when she returns she finds out that the gay puerto rican dudes paid the hobo more for the spot
>Kramer and Newman start their own delivery service, they start doing pretty well until they get jumped by Uber Eats/Doordash delivery guys

literal gallons spilled for her

>>george, convinced the starbucks barista is intentionally saying his name wrong hatches a scheme to get him fired

this one could easily just be an episode of the original show. no need for it to be millennial

based

>"Now Jerry, I'm not saying it never happened.. but there's no way they could've killed 6 million in only 5 years!! IT'S UNFEASIBLE JERRY!!!"

>"George! YOU'RE Jewish too!"

>well georgy boy, i'm afraid you might be an incel
>it's not involuntary if you're out there jerry! i'm out there!
>oh, you're out there, george

>Kramer starts to ironically browses flat earther forums but slowly starts to think maybe it's not so far-fetched after all

>Elaine starts ranting about how she hates anti-vaxxers, and then Kramer walks in stating that he's never been vaccinated

kek

>"George Constanza may be Jewish my lanky ashkenazi friend but when SilentTruther04 is logged on in his ethnicity goes beyond such silly labels."

>george feels like he's getting too chummy with the guys who work at the vape shop around the corner from his office. he doesn't like going there, but it's so convenient
>jerry gets busted hopping the turnstile because his metrocard still won't work after the third swipe. the cops are not receptive to his insistence about "the third swipe!"
>elaine confronts the homeless man who always shouts obscenities at her subway stop. this dovetails with jerry's plot.
>kramer proposes a franchising operation with a guy selling knockoff electronics on the street. culminates with george buying a defective juul clone that blows up in the end credits freeze

>Elaine realizes she can make money by being a Twitch girl, decides to be anonymous so she only posts feet
>she suddenly freaks out when George recognizes her feet

Holy shit I want a modern Seinfeld so bad now

>>it's not involuntary if you're out there jerry! i'm out there!

But that is what exaclty incel means.

Not having sex just makes you celibate, no one is saying the pope is an incel

jary use internet elaine also start using internet

I'd watch this

>that's the joke.png

>George: Jerry, you gotta get on Twitter. We're almost at 2020, and you don't have a twitter
>Jerry: Come on, why? You only get 140 letters. You're not going to say much with 140 letters.
>G: It's 280 letters. What are you doin, writing a novel or something?
>J: I like to be grammatically correct with proper punctuation. [Jerry pauses to let audience clap] Not like some people.
>Kramer opens the door
>Kramer: JERRY YOU GOTTA GET ON THIS DOG COIN
>audience becomes unglued
>Jerry lifts his hands up in exasperation
>J: What is your newest scam coin now?
>K: It's not a scam, it's going straight TO THE MOON!
>Kramer points up excitedly, the crowd claps
>G: Eh, there's no point in talking to Mr. I Don't Tweet Because It's not Enough Characters
>K: Jerry, it's 280 words! You can post jifs!
>G: You mean gifs?
>K: It doesn't really matter, you understood what I said
>G: It's gifs
>K: So anywa-
>G: GIFS. GRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT With a hard g!
>K: Oh hard letters, you gotta watch out for those. My friend Bob Sacamano was in a rough neighborhood, and you know how he likes ending his words with -er

actual 70s boomer?

pretty good

>Kramer brags about how he hasn't paid for a movie in 10 years
>George tries to pirate Black Panther, gets door kicked in by FBI, goes to court, and gets 12 angry black-nationalist jurors

>Jerry accidentally super-likes a transgender on tinder who happens to be the newly transitioned son of a client he hopes to impress

Based unfunny retard

Kek

>i'm not one of those guys, those guys on their computer all day long!
>what do you do, george? what is it, that you do, "all day long?"
>... well not that!
>and you do hate women, don't you?
>no! not hate, not hate. resent, sure, but hate? that's so strong!
>well you do hate yourself
>...that's different!

>Kramer tries to lower his rent by anonymously giving his apartment building dozens of one star google reviews.

Vampire.

loling at this one

literally lolled out loud

>The diner starts talking Grub Hub deliveries and George starts using it, claiming it's more convenient for him.
>Later at Jerry's apartment he has no frame of reference for a conversation between Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer
>Demands Jerry facetimes him next time he's at the diner so he doesn't feel out of the loop

This is good

The third one genuinely sounds great

Do zoomers actually dress like this?

Basically revisiting the "levels" episode, but the madman does it.

George got fired by the yanks but now works for Donald Trump

>So I got in the uber
>And?
>He. took. IT. out.

>His Netflix reccomendations are full of christian TV shows Jerry!
>Just do the old switcharoo, change his reccomendations and see if he switches em back!

>made right here
This got me.

I saw it last thread my dude, fuck that copy paste bullshit

I would watch this episode

gorge uses instagram to decide so he lose job

Gery gotted ipad

>Elaine orders her lingerie using Jerry's prime account and he notices
>Kramer discovers the deep web and orders a mystery box.
>George manages to meet a girl on tinder, then tries to get into her phone to unmatch everyone but him

Jerry dates a BRAAP hog. George becomes BRAAP poster.

george gets doxxed

kramer starts an internet trend on twitter

some sort of throwback to george ordering the hair grower from china

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Fuck, I really want a seinfeld kind of show situated on modern times but that's even more impossible than getting a live action berserk adaptation

okay now this is based

Convenience is really killing us. This is why I hate millennials they want the government to fix everything while no lifting a finger, that coke head Zizek is the same.

>George secretly plays pokemon go as a distraction from depression, progressing to addiction
>He attends his girlfriend's son's birthday party and pulls the firm alarm to catch a rare pokemon first

>you find the vaxxers vexing?
>yes, yes i’m vexxed by the vaxxers!

>George feels slighted and gets neurotic because his ex girlfriend finally booted him off her netflix acc

>i’m sorry my friend, you’re an incel
>what? no! come on jerry!
>hey buddy you say something about tinsel?
>no i said george was an i-
>don’t say it jerry!
>an incel
>if my parents ever hear about this....
>alright i gotta go buddy
>muffled in the hall: hey elaine did you hear? george is an incel now!

kramer mistakenly gets a BRAPMAN license plate

>Bane calls up an Uber
>CIA rolls up in Bane's aircraft
> Uhh, you don't get to bring friends.

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>look george we’re your parents, we’ve being hearing some rumors about you lately and frankly we’re a bit concerned
>rumors?
>yes george, kramer’s friend bob sacamano happened to mention to us that you’ve fallen in with a bad crowd, these... vincels
>incels, franks
>yes incels, is this true george
>of course not it was jerry!
>OH JERRY PUT YOU UP TO THIS DID HE!? IS HE ONE TOO!?

>kramer borrows jerries car to uber in secret

S I P B O Y S

Yeah lmao and FUCK apple commercials

>Jerry calls a female twitch streamer a whore and then starts getting death threats from angry fans
>George writes a bot that donates money to her every 5 minutes with a message saying "whore" or "slut", unwittingly giving her a lot of money
>Elaine gets a visible spade tattoo, not knowing the meaning, but George does
>Kramer runs into Jerry's apartment yelling about how this StandupMan56 called his twitch waifu a whore and that he's going to ruin his life

>Kramer gets super paranoid about targeted advertising and tries to prove that his phone is secretly recording him, but all of the ads can be explained by increasingly-dubious coincidences

>Jerry has to break up with a girl because he can't keep feigning amusement every time she shows him a week-old meme

>George starts so used to buying everything online that he forgets how to interact with the cashier and spills his spaghetti everywhere

these are fun

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Kramer turns Seinfelds apartment into an Airbnb during the day when he's at work

I just legit laughed at this for a solid minute.

>Jerry: ITS MY CARRRR!!!!!!

>Kramer runs a 200 foot cord extension cord out the window of Jerry's apartment to charge his Tesla and causes a fire

>Kramer goes geocaching & abuses the take-an-item, leave-an-item policy
>Jerry gets a TED Talk
>George is mistaken for a drag queen
>Elaine reunites with the one that got away across the line at an antifa rally

Why did Kramer turn into an arab / indian?

>another subway episode
>george hurt himself by trying a prostate massage and needs two seats to sit
>george gets filmed in secret and used as an example for manspreading

Complete with scenes of him quickly tabbing out of YouTube instructional videos and WikiHow entries when his boss comes by.

>Why did Kramer turn into an arab / indian?

because in the previous episode he bought a 23andme ancestry kit and it revealed that hes 5,6 % middle eastern

>Elaine becomes obsessed with becoming an influencer on social media and has a nervous breakdown seeing people make way more money with infinitely less effort

>Kramer begins a grow op, he gets every person on the block high at the same time when George causes a fire with his ratty old phone charger with exposed wiring, which he's kept for almost a decade because it's a "good" fast one

>Jerry is struggling but tolerant about dating a hot vegan girl, but the final straw is when she fills his fridge with Onions. Stinger is George trying one and falling in love with the stuff

Kramer starts a vegan restaurant that specializes in a onions based meat substitute that in reality contains meat

>that time the gay couple robbed him on the street for a piece of furniture

kek

>Newman holds his kill white man TEDX talk using Jerry as a example for white cis privilege

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>jerry loses it in from of the smarttv
>HOW CAN HE EVEN SAY THAT!
>Elaine snickers while sharing the link on her social media "you know he does have a point"
>George says "it did move so technically i am not cis right?"
>Kramer says "dont look at me jerry i am genetically proven to be 5,6 % middle eastern"

those last two are fantastic

>its a george tries to become a twitch streamer and accidentally streams himself masturbating episode

>george starts a podcast with nick mullen and some jew

Nice going americans

>It's the karma, George, I can't get enough of it. I get top comment and I'm like YHAOW

That plastic container will be here when the sun engulfs this shitty planet. The people that buy that shit would look down on me for driving my own car. Jesus, please end this already.

>it's okay because Japan is based!!!

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>Kramer gets pulled into crypto, his entire apartment is full of mining rigs and industrial-sized fans blowing all of the head into the hallway
>eventually the neighbors complain about the heat
>Kramer builds a ventilation shaft into jerry's apartment
>"Why didn't you just blow it out your own window!"
>"The noise, Jerry. Traffic is too loud with the window open"

>tfw bluff'd my way into a startup as a programmer
This probably happens a lot given how easy it was for me to get the job and keeping it by learning what i was bluffing

>I'M FIZBUZZING JERRY! FIZZBUZZING!

When George's 23andMe results reveal he is part Chinese, he desperately tries to bond with random asian people.

>or she'll lose her unpaid internship
I kek'd

Jerry dates a tattoo artist who pressures him into getting work done.

That idea was first posted months ago, faggot

>Thread is a literal goldmine for NU-Seinfeld
Laughed harder than I should have at most of these.

Jerry really likes her and thinks they have real potential, she flips the script and breaks up with him for some tiny reason. He's left with the tattoo

Still sad about her retirement

jerry doesnt have clients

>It's an Elaine rants about the wage gap and how oppressed women are in our current society when she's making more money than Jerry

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holy fuck this thread

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Underrated

You're thinking of Maya Angelou

This thread

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Japs are even worse, they don't even eat the melons.

Jesus, why are these so funny?

>Kramer: That's a YIKES from me, Jerry.
>Jerry: What does that even MEAN?
>Kramer: It's an expression Jerry! You say yikes in a yikesworthy situation!

I never watched this show and it looks like boring

There was nothing he could do! He did everything correct!

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Kramer: She had a penis jerry!
Jerry: a penis?!
Kramer: A big throbbing feminine penis right in my face! yyaaaaaackk

Anyone who uses a hard G for .gif deserves death

storyline is unrealistic unless it ends with Kramer revealing he's actually crazy about feminine penis

I know a fellow trap connoisseur when I see one

Howling! XD

>it's a kramer puts jerry's apartment on airbnb episode

That's scarily accurate.

Underrated, I would watch this.

Jerry you remember my friend bob sacramento? Hes the hacker called anonymous

>>George manages to meet a girl on tinder, then tries to get into her phone to unmatch everyone but him

hell yes

Why does everyone on this site hate the 70s so much? I really feel like I don't hear people shit talk the 70s except when I'm on Yea Forums.

I used to like it when I was a teenager but now I might chuckle once during an episode. Idk Friends aged a lot better.

seinfeld was jew trash, curbs good shit though, despite being a whole lot more jewey

He's talking about the decade not the show.

He's talking about both

>muh joos
RENT FREE

Which one is Elaine though?

jery get ipad

Zoomer Elaine looks like a hooker I saw once

Stop playing Fate

>Jerry's girlfriend gets raped and calls the guy a nigger
>Everybody is shocked that Jerry is dating a black girl

George get a massage from a tranny who appears to be a female but george notices something is wrong
he then realised he got a massage from a tranny and he feels gay now but all of his friends call him transphobic
he now questions his sexuality

>george has a false sexual charges put on him
>gets really upset

>finds out the girl is really hot so he gets smug about it
>tries to admit he did it but has alibi cleared by kramer in court

I love the early 70s, up until like 75, with the last breaths of flower power, social struggles, prog rock, jazz fusion, funk, and Hollywood's best efforts before it became shit
then punk rock, oil crisis and star wars came, and everything went to shit very fast

>dont ya hate it when she(male) slide in yo dms like "haaaay" an ur like "haaaaaaaaay *pounces* :3" an she like "hek i dont do asterix soz boo

kek, I was hoping there'd be a moment in the South Park arc where Gerald is trolling everyone where he posts videos skeptic of the holocaust on his own temple's facebook page.

>George goes to an incel meetup because he enjoys the comraderie.
>He gets kicked out after several women publicly accuse him of having sex with the cleaning lady in his office again.

lol and steve job show up

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I feel like Curb is looked at by Jewish activists the same way African American academics and politicians saw "The Boondocks."
>"You can't show our bad side on TV!"

>jrafic interchange file

My dad told me they used to buy jeans couple sizes too small and put them on straight from the washer so they would be tighter. How the hell is that going to feel good to wear

I see you also watched the seinfeld reruns last night. My man

Based zoroastrian poster. I recently bought the Avesta is it worth the read?

70s and modern fashion follow a similar ideology of self expression no matter how bad it actually looks

true.
>tfw born just in time for it to be acceptable to wear sweatpants and a crew neck in public as long as youre well built and they fit nice
feels good man. comfy and shows off gains nice

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>entire episode is a LiveLeak and the main 4 only barely escape death

/pol/ poster here, seinfeld is fucking great. It really makes you hate jews

>Jerry is trying to politely work his way around a grocery aisle full of thirty bearded men in keffiyahs, robes, and tactical gear as they slowly browse for canned chickpeas and Kalashnikovs, which are inexplicably on the same aisle at the grocery store only to be trapped behind them at the self checkout
I'd watch it.

>Kramer borrows Jerry's Tesla and turns on the autopilot, only to crash into an anti Trump rally.

These are good

Elaine decides to become a transmale so she can use the much faster guy bathrooms

I hate jews but Im in love with their women. Whats wrong with me am i fucked?

Jeri hev ipad

>Jeri hev ipad
LMAO literally cannot stop laughing this board is CRAZY