The Wire

Stringer Bell orders Slim Charles to put a hit out on you.

What do you do?

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Nah man dats sum assassination shit

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move out of baltimore like every other character should have done but was too fucking stupid to stay away

>we've developed our businesses to the point we don't even need to sell drugs to make millions of dollars but let's keep murdering people over street corners lmao

Fortunately I'm a downtown suit-and-tie wearing moahfuckah so I'm good.

Hide in East Baltimore. They’ll never find me there.

I'm afraid I'm a state senator, and you will require a Day of the Jackal type motherfucker to take me down.

why is the mayor carrying a shotgun and wearing armor?

GOT THAT WMD

Stringer didn't realize the best way to get politicians to do what you want is to blackmail them on their pederassery.

That’s a big gun.

eagerly wait for death

>every time one of you goes on the run, you just move across town!

Why did they have an 8 year old kill him?

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>watching season 3
>that scene where McNulty's kids are in their room with a bunk bed playing Halo on the original Xbox
>mfw

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COLLEGE KIDS AINT SHIT.

AYO GOT THAT PANDEMIC

many reasons

GOT THAT ROCKEFELLER YO

Because he let his guard down. Something he never would've done if the person who came into the convenience store was older.

IT WILL MASS DESTRUCT YO ASS

Bunny did nothing wrong. Prove me right

Slim was one of the best characters

Try and leave Baltimore on a Sunday

>McNulty... My office... Now.

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>hard ass murderers
>can't kill on Sundays

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He gave a fuck when it wasn’t his turn to give a fuck.

how do you get pecs like this

This

Thats probably what would really happen in real life if someone like Omar was walking around. They were going for realism not some fictional unstoppable character.

LGTSS :

>best character
>best season
>best intro
>best qt

Not worry cause I don't live around niggers.

frank sobatka
season 2
season 2
frank sobatka

OMAR SAY WHAT?

Frank Sobatka
season 2
season 2
Nicky's GF's tits

Frank Sobotka
Season 2
Season 3
D'Agostino

Bunk
Season 4
Season 4
Mcnutty's ex-wife

slim charles
season 4
can't remember honestly
Theresa D'Agostino

5-0


5-0

>when you finished the wire just last year and see this thread
>realize all the people saying frank soBATKa and season 2 are part of a running meme
>laugh
I would not have finished this show if it was just more of season 2

People that aren't even in danger of being killed couldn't move out of their own neighborhoods due to not having any money or connections. What makes you think starting your life over again will be just as easy?

"Yes Officer, he's the man that is threatening to kill me."

t. Stan Valchek

Pleb

AYO, WHERE WALLACE AT?

>Prop Joe
>Season 4
>Season 4
>Officer Beadie Russell

That's what you need to wear in Baltimore.

WHERE WALLACE AT AVON?

Cracking toast, my nigga.

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Be a lanklet, nigger, from Africa, steroids, and have no body fat

Prop Joe's scenes were comfy as fuck

Now that I know. Lamb it out in rural Tennessee.

heh

PANDEMIC

Bodie was the realest nigga

That's not how you spell Slim Charles

Slim Charles
Season 2
Season 1
Nerese Campbell

>Bunny Colvin
>season 4
>season 5
>Nicks gf
Having to decide on a favorite character was really fucking hard though, really shows how great this show is when there are so many damn good choices.

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A man of transcendent taste.

It shows the unpredictability of the streets of Baltimore.

Move out of Baltimore immediately, even if I don’t know anybody in other cities

Ayo Carcetti comin!

Bodie
Season 4
Season 4
Nick Sobotka’s hairdresser gf (this one is absolutely indisputable)

he was a true soldier

>tfw you know someone like Johnny Weeks
Don't do drugs, kids

Unironically this

I go hide in a work clothes store :^)

thankfully I don't live in a shithole like baltimore so I'm good

genetics

“Sell out”

That’s how

Season 2 had the worst intro. It sounded like Oscar the Grouch wailing incomprehensible nonsense