DC is getting too confident

The main character is a child who learns to behave in an adult way despite still being a child.

reminder
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
more like fucking söizam

Because of Aquaman they don't care about Rotten Tomatoes anymore, and this is their way of flexing.

Dont worry user, Brie Larson's Captain Marvel will be the 'fall' of the 'marvel universe'.

Why do men care so much about critic ratings and subjective "quality"? Captain Marvel has a powerful message and that's more important than review scores, ticket sales, or "quality".

already retconned it in TLJ style
Avengers got name after her military call name - that's right, MCU is female now.

Place your bets.

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Oh people aren't going to like that

>>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
In English, doc.

I bet it get's to "Panic"

500-700

There's only one Captain Marvel

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800M, easily

Absolutely seething mcucuck

700m

Say the word

what the fuck is a 'review embargo' in the context of movies, who enforces said embargo, and what are the consequences of breaking it? Why would this exist?

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This but ironically

If you break the embargo you don't get invited to future pre-screenings

You’re in a Chinese anime imageboard, Don’t pretend to be grown

>mcucuck
On nonshill user oriented sites Shazam! sits along side movies like Captain Marvel, Avengers Endgame and Spidertwink on most anticipated movies of 2019

>fornite dances

We found the zoomer.

it's time to fuck off

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600m
Should get 3 billion tho

>youtube aesthetics
What does this even mean?

I'm sure Endgame will, in the long run, be the worse movie. 11 years of build up, and 90% of it will end with Endgame.

- You can’t release a review until x date
- The studios enforce it through their PR department. The same thing happens on special screenings for the public.
- You don’t get invited to the screenings
- Marketing/PR and spoilers

doesn't have much of a marketing budget
plus its a kids film so Critics are usually a lot easier on them.

>copypasta

>>anti-white apehop music
this is a lie though

800m. 1b if The Rock and Cavill cameo

reminder to dilate

Formerly Chuck.

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DCneed

If critics like it then around 700 mil. If not then 400 mil

the trailers promotes the literal opposite where it's adolescent males maturing earlier than they need too in order to meet the needs of society

They know people will shit on Captain Larson, so they're going to use this moment and try to kick Marvel while they're down.

A smart move

Endgame will most likely end the MCU as we know it. People don't care about Black Panther and Captain Marvel nearly enough, without characters like Iron Man,
Thor or Captain America the whole thing will slow down a lot.

>march 7th
>social media embargo lifts
tomorrow Yea Forums is gonna be unusable

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>People don't care about Black Panther
fucking wrong
CM has less hype though I'll give you that

kino

don't forget the trailer will be playing before every showing of Captain Marvel too
they might as well put some articles about how he's the original Captain Marvel

The merch and toys don't sell for BP, stop trying to act like it even has the same brand name recognition as spiderman, batman, or superman.

Yikes
Terrible post Cap

Based faceless corp trying to be hip...by responding to a Slim Shady tweet.

>conveniently forgot about spiderman being part of the next avengers arc when he's more popular than thor, captain america and iron man combined
Toys are for fucking kiddos who will like whatever they watch during their formative years

CHADzam

anything more than Captain Copyright

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Cringe and yikespilled

the fucking nerve, man

Reminder to fuck niggers and fuck jews

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Lmao found the sperg. I know this is shocking, but going out of your house to get tendies probably isn’t enough social interaction.

Spidey is very strong, but he's not gonna be able to drag the whole thing forward all by himself. And Black Panther is too niche - sure, Americans loved it, but everyone else was meh about it at best.
It's not gonna be easy for Marvel, and it's a good chance for DC to step up their own game.

a billion. China loves white people.

OOf. Cringe and bluepilled. Looks like sneed is back on the kino menu boys.

Chadzam is bringing the motherfucking thunder.

>everyone else was meh about it at best
African market loved it
Rest of the west didn't dislike it any more than any other marvel movie, the weak part of the movie was really just the final battle

Seethe harder mouseshill.

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I love this guy.

Beats the hell out of the fart sniffing pretention this board whips up

SeeYou will never be part of this board, honorary mouseshill

Fucking awesome.

/pol/ is one of my favourite boards but could you not just enjoy this movie for what it is?

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>admitting /pol/ is one of your favourite boards
Get a load of this retard
How does it feel to be unable to think for yourself?

Nailed it. That's why I was so happy to see the kid who played Eddie in IT as Freddie Freeman. That kid knows how to do uptight adult trapped in a kid's body. It's literally perfect casting.

>African market loved it
Africa has a market?
>Rest of the west didn't dislike it any more than any other marvel movie, the weak part of the movie was really just the final battle
That's the point. It doesn't have the same weight, success and universal marketability that Iron Man had. It's "just another Marvel movie" for most people.
BP is not going to lead the new Avengers, the current cast already made him look kinda like a joke in comparison to them.
They simply don't have a replacement for Tony Stark, and thus there's no backbone for the new Avengers.

>bring me a pot of cheese that I might feast for a week
Yeah I've read epicurean philosophy, there's nothing of it in shazam.

Goddam, I legit can't wait to see this.

okay remove the background and put Shazam dabbing on Capt.Marysue

SHIT
JUST
GOT
REAL
(S.J.G.R.)

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Literally nobody wants Black Panther to lead the fucking avengers you tard, what the fuck are you on about. You also are still not understanding that Spiderman is by default going to be the leader in terms of box office draw thanks to historic popularity while Captain Marvel is just the team leader, the same way Tony was the carrier of the MCU even though Captain America was the "eader of the avengers

sounds ultra based

OH FUCK. PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL.

Endings are the best part of any series

$1.3 billion dollars user. That's how much interest there is in BP

That's just a pleb shill
The discussion of infantilizing western men on Yea Forums predates /pol/

is this fucking real?

How'd you come to that conclusion?

Explain F&F Aquaman and Alita then.
China just hates 90% of Disney shit at best.

Seeing how they cast Kelsey as the literally perfect Hank McCoy then did nothing at all with him, I have high hopes for this.

>"iron man will build the godkiller armour and destroy thanos"
>"captain america will be worthy to lift thors hammer, he'll destroy thanos"
>"thor will get true revenge with stormbreaker against thanos, he's showed us he can do it already"
>"nope captain marvel is gonna swoop in and one-punch thanos while making some quip about his male privilege being revoked"
To think we watched 10 years of buildup to this big showdown only for some shoehorned character to come in at the last minute and mary sue a victory over thanos. Way to shit on your fans Marvel.

It's a feel good kids movie. DC is exactly the right amount of confident. They cast a likeable guy in the lead. This will do reasonably well considering the cost to make it. Good job DC.

China just hates anything that isn't mechs running around, regardless of how bad the acting is.
Remember when Transformers kept hitting #1 spot in the year for gross due to the chinese eating that shit up?

Seriously?
Also, I found out that his company somehow has the rights to make an Isis movie
maybe he is a fan then

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>Why would this exist?
The naive view is that it's so that reviewers can produce well informed reviews without rushing out some ignorant opinion (thus harming the consumer). Because they compete on being early to market with reviews, embargos puts a buffer there.
The reality is that and that it gives studios leverage and control over who reviews their products early so they can tailor the view of the product for the early consumers. As a consumer you now have to judge the review landscape based on what's available or not.
Or you find a trusted reviewer, which is simpler.

Spider-Man couldn't even lead in his own movie without Tony helping him. Holland doesn't have nearly enough screen presence and charisma to carry the Avengers like Downey Jr. did.

I for one, am prepared for a return to the days when Captain Marvel was more popular than Superman.

I actually think there's about 0.1% chance that is how it goes down
The avengers lost infinity war not because they weren't strong enough, but because they weren't smart enough and weren't willing to do what was necessary. Thanos won through his conviction and years of planning, the details are kinda irrelevant. If Thanos wasn't strong he would have found another way, he didn't use his strength to wipe out half the life on every planet he invaded

>social media reactions embargo
Modern film is fucking dead. Them releasing a dozen new "good guy makes wisecracks for two hours and beats the bad guy while learning about the power of friendship" capeshit movies every year is just spitting on the grave.

>tfw your dad is very similar to Kelsey Grammer

A social media embargo is just to manage the marketing campaign so that it can drown out captain marvel reactions, what's the issue here about filmmaking, timed information release has been going on for decades

Yes. It's fucking real.

Unbased and bluepilled.

I really hope they explore all these magic-based characters.

>Modern film
This is a movie for kids and adult children not a film

Yes
It's just an end-credits thing, not an important part of the movie. The general gist is Fury names it after her because she was the first "super-human" and extra terrestrial threat that shield was aware about, which is fine to me in terms of the timeline

Will say I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually retcon anything, they never said shit about where the name came from before.

Reminder this is reddit: the movie and just because it's not Disney doesn't mean you have to pretend to like it.

THIS.

what a cutie
is she in the new movie?

What did he cook you for breakfast?

It's a comedy smartass, you don't have to be a manchild to enjoy humour.

At least it has a positive and fun atmosphere unlike Captain Fungal

Don't know, but the whole Marvel family is.

surprisingly he hates eggs

I never got why they changed Captain Marvel to Shazam. Was it a rights thing?

don't lie to yourself, it is exactly how it is going to happen

700m or at least +200 mil more than whatever Capstain Marvel rakes in

I show thinking for myself because I don't care if I admit /pol/ is one of my favourite boards instead of following the groupthink like who assumes that anyone who disagrees or has a different opinion is a shill.

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Yes.

Delicious irony. One might hazard to call it Frasier-esque.

It's reddit comedy no different than Guardians, Deadpool or The Martian
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
youtu.be/Y5I4TA0yhr4?t=52

Yea Forums humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
youtube.com/watch?v=DgbQGXTwiME

It really depends. By the time it has released the hype over Crapstain Marvel will have subsided so it has that going for it.

>yfw you realize there isn't a single joke or "quip" in the entire trailer, just organic comedy that grows naturally out of the character interactions and the premise

Yeah, the trailer itself BTFOs your bullshit.

>who assumes that anyone who disagrees or has a different opinion is a shill
You're right
You're not a shill, just a poor soul that's been warped by their propaganda.

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are they canonically fucking?
would that be considered paedophillic?

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get a load of this fag

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You need to get out more

>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>>not created to push a product or m

Bane memes or sneed aren’t funny either.

It's not that I dislike Superman, but the last few movies he's been in have sucked, and I'm excited for the Big Red Cheese to get his time in the spotlight.

baste and repelled

>people getting mad that a character with the mentality of a 15yo is doing cringy 15yo shit

Movie looks fun, unlike that other crap that came out.

Somewhere between worry and panic. The sequel where he teams up with Wonder Woman to fight Black Adam will be the on to make bank.

LMAO based

This movie is going to be huge success, isn't it? Particularly with kids. They'll love that shit. What kid doesn't want to be adult and do adult things? And on top of that you get superhero powers. It's like a dream come true for kids. I could see this movie easily soaring past a billion.

sounds based

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BASED CHADZAM

Eat the DVD, Mousecuck

>Jewish actor

He's not, he dropped his last name because Levi sounds Jewish and would help him infiltrate the tribe and reap the benefits without needing to be a Jew. It's like Jason Biggs where people think he's a Jew but he's not.

I miss beefcake ironman

>powerful message
>hey girls uhhh if you crash a jet and get imbued with space powers you can be a super hero

Holy mother of based

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800

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Holy fucking saved. I want Chadzam to bury Captain Fungus not because of some brand war bullshit, not out of some identity politics bullshit, but because of one simple thing:

He's just a better character in a better story.

out-jewing the jew, based

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>Formerly Chuck

Every time. Every. Fucking. Time.

No, China hates movies with political agendas and ugly people. Give them a fun action movie with a simple plot and attractive stars and they'll eat that shit up.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1550862301790.png/

Keep that bookmarked as the closer we get to release the more I'll be posting it, Yea Forumsmblr

Remember this? youtube.com/watch?v=Y63i2NR9-LE abs on a suit? fuck yeah!

You seem upset, forget your daily dose of onions?

they should. trailers look fun af

I'm looking to these two desu

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they hate ugly people of all races

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no
I think Warner/DC don't have the rights to this specific version, but they made a version in the comics that is pretty similar (I think she's a villain associated with Black Adam though)

In any event, they won't be using her for some time because of her name

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link to your discord?

Oh, I remembered that she was in Legends of Tomorrow, but they changed her name, and it sucked

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>marvel's captain marvel kills the marvelverse
>DC's captain marvel save them
love the pottery

how do you go from this to this ?

>>DC's captain marvel save them
nice narrative you have there

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Reminds me of thay movie Big. Boys loved that movie

Yea Forums is already being creepy about it

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>huge success, isn't it? Particularly with kids
"June, don't you want to go see Captain Mar--"
"I WANNA SEE SHAZAM"

Alita had apehop and I found it an acceptable dosage.

>review embargo lifts 13 days before release
now that's some CHAD shit.

They used David Bowie in a tv spot
Maybe it won't be so zoomer

and not "Heroes" by the way

>tfw I was always a pretty big Captain Marvel (Shazam) fan.
>Always kept it on the DL even in my comic book friend circle since even most of them just wrote him off as kiddy Superman
>tfw this movie comes out and makes over $1 billion

I fucking love life some times

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y-5slD2mc3U

>captain marvel trailers
>brie larson stonefaces through the entire thing, all quips come from CGI Sam Jackson
>it's obviously a serious effort at making not just a film but some sort of milestone in cinematic history
>shazam trailers
>literally zachary levi dabbing, flossing, making pee jokes, and acting like a retard having the time of his life
>shazam still looks like a more dignified movie

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I think the gooks and pajeets understand commercial cinema is mainly for escapism. westerners always try to inject politics and try to cure social evils with their mainstream cinema

How come Shazam's mannequin has more personality than Brie Larson?

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But Heroes should play in the movie
would be cliched but great

Cringe

>sequel is Shazam vs Man of Murder
>it's a swerve and they are actually buddies and superman is lighthearted and actually acts like superman
>makes huge bank

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TWO BILLION WEBM THIS HARRISON FORD IN APOCALYPSE NOW TIMES INFINITY

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that's probably just because of the thunderbolt logo meme

I think the fact that he's not a super high profile DC character helps as well. Not a lot of baggage from some of the other movies and dceu

saved. make one with pikachu pls

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eh that's a strech

Yikes at this dude

>Superman Shazam buddy cop movie
Sounds based as fuck desu and could work really well but DC is retarded

thought it was a joke, but it's actually true. cool mannequin

if shazam does incredibly well they will radically change their formula

No fucking way...

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>THE ASS DOES NOT EVEN

>WB are so confident with Shazam
>critics get to see it 1 month in advance
>overall positive reviews
>release day
>becomes a box office hit
>shatters Wonder Woman's numbers
>beats Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy
>becomes the highest grossing DC film to date
>WB starts allowing more creative freedom

best timeline

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I think I'd rather watch Captain Marvel over Captain Marvel. I just find Captain Marvel a bit more interesting than Captain Marvel. Like on the one hand you have Captain Marvel whose pretty powerful and is able to use those powers to save the day vs Captain Marvel who uses their abilities to save the day. It doesn't really seem like much of a contest tbqh. When you get right down to it Captain Marvel is infinitely more powerful than Captain Marvel and anyone who disagrees probably hasn't read the source material.

aquaman already beat TDKR

>DC is retarded

They actually seem to be un-retarding themselves lately. Wonder Woman and Aquaman were both solid and made bank. Shazam looks even better and is even more a step in the right direction. Batman and Suicide Squad are both basically being rebooted with new cast/crew and the Joker movie looks really promising since its being done as a low budget genre piece which is exactly what it should be (i.e. Joker by Brian Azzarello)

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They already changed it with Aquaman and saw huge success. To be honest I don't really want DC to have a "formula". That's why I'm mostly bored with the MCU now

Oh man, I bet that unpaid intern felt pretty good after pressing the send button.

but then they're also making Birds of Prey starring Harley Quinn and disgusting calizoomer outfits

nice

Yeah that's unfortunate. Probably a contractual obligation with Margot Robbie

>first impressions are now called "reactions"

Where did everything went so wrong?

Margot Robbie aside, the people they got working on it is pretty good. Good writer, most of the staff seems to be from John Wick, and I like the color scheme that the movie is going for.
The director is apparently good according to the few people at Sundance who saw her movie

oof

That's a god thing, not every movie should belong to the main story (battle with darkseid). WB should make what if movies just like DC does it with the comics

it's not a good thing if it's awful

I'm still withholding judgement on Birds of Prey since it's too early to tell (the trailer was essentially just a screen test) but it does seem like they are marketing it as a chick flick which is a bit perplexing. Most women don't know who the fuck Huntress and Black Canary are or care. My guess is its going to end up just being a competent Harley Quinn sequel.

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Lindsey Graham is a pizza eating pedophile

U mad bro?

Don’t forget to dilate, hon!

What this fuck did pretentious brainlet user mean by this?

1billiom plus, this looks better than aquaman and that shit hit 1 billion

IIRC when the character was first introduced he kicked the shit out of Superman in popularity right up until DC sued, bankrupted the publisher, bought out the character and spent decades intentionally treating him as second-best to Supes.

Shazam nee Captain Marvel has always had A-list potential if DC would just take off the C-list shackles.

Add boxes. The love of children worldwide will drive this bitch to $1.5

No way that this will make a billion, if it does I'll eat my infinity war blu-ray

Get the knife and fork out.

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low energy post

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Any rumored cameos in Shazam?

black adam and superman(although the superman cameo is 100% going to not show the actor, just a close up of the suit or him flying)

Superman has been in talks for months but there is confusion on if it will actually happen or not due to cavill's contract situation. Last I heard there might be an appearance but we won't see superman's face at all.

YIKES

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So when do disney release the me too protocol on Levi/Sandberg?

Brie, your toes are JUST! JUST so you know!

The mouse is scared.
We're about to have a capeshit war

Cringe and Mcuckpilled

why are the facebook shitskins who came here after bane made Yea Forums mainstream so upset?

oof! BIG cringe sweety, BIG cringe

Everytime I see this new DC stuff it just reminds me of how justice league was such a colossal shitshow. Imagine having actually had origins for ALL the heroes in that movie beforehand.

Wasn't there a pic of Henry recently and he is huge and roided to the fucking gills? Could indicate he is going to cameo... or not...

>No AC/DC - Thunderstruck

you just know disney paid critics are gonna be out in full force to slander this

they should just ditch the cinematic universe shit, it's a meme

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Pretty sure he shot a cameo but it's unlikely to be used in the movie, so they have the faceless one instead. Considering we haven't heard much I can't imagine Henry is gonna stick around. I hope he does.

Could also be they're avoiding cameos from Cavill and The Rock to keep the price of the film down
Would make sense because Shazam! was made in the shadow of Justice Leagues Flop so they could be keeping production costs at an absolute minimum.
The Director said something like $90 Million which is nothing in capeshit.
Venom and Deadpool were around that much and 90% of those films are based around characters talking rather than cgi fights and locations

dc without the stink of snyder is so fucking based

Idk but I think is good to wreck marvel women.

NEW SPOT

youtu.be/hBFPYUg8vuw

looks fun and Levi is perfectly cast as a kid in a man's body.

Shazam won't be released in China. Captain Marvel will. That alone BTFOs Shazam.

You know the complicated thing about all this is that the Rock and Cavill have the same agent. I really hope a deal's been struck and Henry actually does appear even if they only show his face briefly

>Shazam won't be released in China.
And why not?

Sounds like it's going to be that stupid faceless cameo thing and Black Adam is only going to be teased (not shown at all) which is 50% of what the rumoured test screening leaks said (Black Adam was supposedly a cgi hologram or something that didn't show his face and was only mentioned briefly by the wizard but it sounds like he's now just alluded to/name dropped.)

prove it
youtu.be/G_L8SOrOUo4

Seething marlel shill

Why Shazam act he like a retard if he has the wisdom of Solomon? Is this based off the Nu-52 shazam?

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BRIE TAKE A MIDOL AND LOGOFF

YOU ALREADY BROKE THE INTERNET ONCE, REMEMBER :^)

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because the wisdom of solomon is something that kicks in when it matters
has been this way for a long time

Why is WB so based, bros?

Wisdom =/= maturity

you would have maturity since having wisdom grants you experience, and good judgement

he's beefed because he has been shooting the witcher for the last couple of months

Imagine getting dabbed on by one post

Rosty

ISIS is in legends of tomorrow on the CW.

Even if you think it looks shit its more unique then most of the crap the MCU throws out

Based image.

Based

Maybe Solomon was actually a retard.

Shazam's budget is so low it could land in the Dawn of JUST range and make a decent profit

Clean it up

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Unironically want to see it even more now

I kind hope Leaving Neverland knocks DC down a peg or two. Surprised social media hasn't run with the angle that this grown ass man in spandex is buying beer for his child friend. Or maybe DC are pandering to the pedosexual community. Either way, people are gonna be subconsciously relating the Michael Jackson expose to this film.

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come on /pol/turd mouseman. this is marketing 101

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>MARLEL SHILLS REACHING THIS HARD

ITS BASICALLY THE PLOT OF BIG WITH TOM HANKS

TWO KIDS ARE BEST FRIENDS THEN ONE MAGICALLY BECOMES AN ADULT

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>ITS BASICALLY THE PLOT OF BIG WITH TOM HANKS
you mean the movie where a 30-something woman falls in love with a 12 year old and has sex with him? yeah, DC is confirmed pedosexual

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It's all they've got now. They tried playing up the "Stealing from a bank" angle but then it turns out Captain Marvel steals a guys motorbike and shes an adult with no excuse.

Worst post on 4channel

Why would /pol/ call out a Jew when modern Disney is Tel-Aviv in LA? It's a ruse.

Great quote btw.

>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
The character is a literal kid you seething tranny.

What's the matter Mouse shill, afraid that Chadzam is going to teabag that zombie Cheese Noass?!?FACT!!!

my bad. im now convinced its just a seething /pol/cel.

thirdwolder here, confirm.
We hate american politics, feminism and shit on movies

Oof

BP was a fucking insult to actual Africans and their culture. It was literally just rootless and tone deaf amerimutts going how do you do, fellow niggas and thinking they all like rap and go sheeeeit at everything. The fucking guy with the lip plates is a perfect example of this.

Based NPC user.

Cant confirm or deny, but it used to be sparrow in the comics.

This is base.

And most importantly, more fun.

>everyone is dubbing now

Gay and not ShazamPilled

Alita has nothing to be smug about