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based and bondburgered
Cillian is a top lad
Waiting years for another two-hour car and watch commercial. :/
He would honestly be a good Bond yeah.
Cilian is an autistic /ourguy/.
it's a no from me
Is it a joint package with Nolan though?
now that would be fucking kino
>lol that wishful thinking
Really hope he gets the gig.
no. he looks wrong. hed make a good villian though.
Would be an upgrade from Craig
Cillian, the gay guy mr robot guy and Cary Fukunaga. This kills the capeshit era and brings back spy and espionage kino.
BOND IS IRISH
BRITKEKS SEETHE
these look the same to you?
Eh
yes! i love cillian!
this dude hasn't aged since he was in the mask, fucking incredible
Brosnan Bond already happed, dude. Not unprecedented.
fake irishman
Cilian looks like handsome squidward
>The amount kids who don't know Brosnan is Irish.
Murphy will be the second Irish bond if picked. Faggots.
based
fuck idris elba
Goddammit i've been saying for years he could be a great Bond and no one agreed with me.
As long as hes not a nigger or some other shitskin
Why can't we get an ''old man bond'' movie with pierce?
I love those old timey caricatures.
>Italian is a rat
>Frenchie is a unibrow Mexican rapist
>Dutch came from Arabs
>Greek is fucking Don Draper for some reason
It's funny because Cillian Murphy looks more like the middle while Daniel Craig looks more like the left.
no one gonna mention he is 5' tall ?
ONE LAST JOB ARTHA
Roight..
Always a bridesmaid; he won't get it like he didn't get Batman, but he'd make a great villain.
kino hair
Based Cillian knows his way with women, he’d be the perfect Bond
he legit knocked her out in that scene
Shit actor. Name one good thing this faggot has been in in the last 10 years. That said, nobody gives a fuck about the bond franchise anymore anyway.
Pretty sure you are trolling, but just in case. They do look the same.
>In the scene in the plane bathroom, Cillian Murphy actually missed the place to throw Rachel McAdams. She hit her head and was knocked unconscious for a half hour.
kek
>non-English Bond
BASED AND BOGPILLED
Never knew a Bogdanoff will be the new Bond.
Kek
Based wife beating irishman. Classic!
That’s the rapist dude from Pulp Fiction, right? And the thief from Blue Streak. And the “assumption is the mother of all fuckups” dude from Under Siege 2, right?
>common lemurs --> orientals
*drive music drowns over the bond theme*
Zeds dead
BASED
...Bond, James Bond.
Neville Longbottom? Fuck no
read this in the voice of voiceover guy from Jesse James
>He often works in or near the city, and has expressed no desire to move to Hollywood.[87] He prefers not to speak about his personal life, and did not appear on any live TV chat shows until 2010, when he was a guest on The Late Late Show on Ireland's RTÉ to promote Perrier's Bounty, yet still remained reserved.[88][89] He does not have a stylist[87] or a personal publicist, travels without an entourage,[90] and often attends premieres alone. Reserved and private, Murphy professes a lack of interest in the celebrity scene, finding the red carpet experience "a challenge... and not one I want to overcome".[91] He intentionally practices a lifestyle that will not interest the tabloids: "I haven't created any controversy, I don't sleep around, I don't go and fall down drunk".[3] Murphy is friends with fellow Irish actors Colin Farrell,[92] Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Liam Neeson, looking up to the latter like a "surrogate movie dad".[93] But primarily, Murphy's close friendships are those he made before becoming a star.[94][83]
>In mid-2004, Murphy married his long-time girlfriend, Yvonne McGuinness, whom he had met in 1996 at one of his rock band's shows.[96] The couple live in Ireland (where Murphy moved back in 2015 after previously living for 14 years in London) and have two sons, Malachy, born in December 2005, and, Aran, born in July 2007.[
Manlet Bond
>pic mocks nearly everyone
>only looks for the part attacking Asians
LENT FLEE RMAO
Blonde george w bush is the archetype of modern civilization?
bond is scottish
*blocks your white privilege*
>>Greek is fucking Don Draper for some reason
It... actually does. Jesus...
The name is James Bond, James Bond.
I thought Craig was confirmed?
>didn't rape her
Original and best Bond: Scottish
Based Lazenby and Dalton: Welsh
Architect and star of the best bondkino (Goldeneye): Irish
And now the patrician bond has arrived: Irish
Englishmen seething
Cillian has that perfect uncanny psycho look, he'll be kino
Fuckin KINO
he's so unmasculine..
>wot ave you done arfur?
>im sorry tommy but i fucken killed im
>jesus christ arfur
>we'll never have a neo-noir bond set in 1970s East-Berlin
based psychopath bond
>canadian
Not canon
>craig
>bond
seething englishcuck
Literally the only English bonds are fat comedy quip bond and Daniel "one good movie" Craig bond
ANOTHER FUCKING PADDY AS BOND
this but unironically
>negroes are actually an earlier stage of gibbons
holy xex this can't be serious but I am curious about the source
BOW DOWN TO US
WE ARE YOUR POTATO GODS
Iberian is basically a Spaniard...
Lick my freshly shaven ballsack
Predicted this reply, npc
Cillian is too good for that shit. Y'all piss on the Irish yet you keep casting them for your Iconic role. What gives?
He's too serial killery to play bond.
the name's bond... sheamus bond
based.
>The name's Bond. James Bond.
We coming for your roles English boi
Incels existed back then as well it seems
>toasters
it's fake you dumb cucks
How come the world wasn't enough?
ROILLY?! Shit m8, an' 'ere I thought twas some scientific document or some such.
Other bonds haven't been English. Its hardly a problem. And 90% of his roles he has an English accent so meh
I cant see this guy on screen fucking some foreign 10/10 girl. Just cant
>the name's Bond, James Bond
>jews and arabs the same
>holy shit its accurate
if he hits the gym a little he'll be top notch
Same but on 2 layers of irony
MATTHEW DON'T GET SYBIL PREGNANT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
No thanks, he doesn't fit the role at all. Get Henry Cavill, goddamn it. Man From Uncle was literally his audition.
>Girl spreads her flaps for lunatic fringe bond
>straight face as he turns around and puts one in her brain
>looks at the camera
>"THOEY'RSE A NEW BOND IN TOYN"
incel kino
Toasters a cute
CANADAAAAAAAAAA
That guys ugly af
He said himself that he doesn't want to be Bond
potentially the GOAT bond tbqhwyf
how do you survive the itch that will ensue when the hairs start growing back and prick your ballsack???
>Zeds deds
fixed
el basedo
>The name's Bald, James Bald
No one likes that balding meathead
*falls off the stool he was standing on to be eye level with the woman he was greeting
>negroes -> gibbons
>poles -> toasters
>arabs -> women
>baboons -> french
Fuckin savage
Dude's perfect for the role
Well I wasn't doing a refined method, I was just getting a small chest electric razor and gliding it close to the skin. Now the hairs aren't tangled and more manageable. I did sweep that thick bush part though. I really recommend man, feels like my dick and balls are as smooth as marble
Name's Bond, James Bond
James Bond. Name's Bond.
I would pay good money to see a three part elder Bond staring Dr. House.
DO IT!!!!!!!!
You're gonna have less hair than him at that age. If anything what would hold him back is his autistic wooden acting which only works for otherworldly human roles like Superman
Go watch The Man from Uncle. He's not a great actor, but could play Bond well enough.
Bond, the names Bond James Bond
Would make a better villain
>mfw no Seamaster
On a side note. Clive Owen is your best. Why isn't he acting?
The Knick season three when. Soderberg ain't doing shit. I miss that show too much.
Names are Markollig Jezvahted and Levdaroem Dabahzted
NO ITS HER TURN
I'm a sucker for medical dramas.
Hah!
he's way too old they need to get someone they can do a bunch of films from they should just pick some random bloke from tv in Britain that works well
>Canadian man
Another weird looking Bond? (Craig looked more like a nightclub security dude than anything else)
Murphy looks more close to a Bond girl than any Bond, he's too soft looking.
Connery wore a wig in every Bond film
Say Michael J. Fox didn't get the Park. Could he not be Bond? The man is charismatic af.
based
>Murphy looks more close to a Bond girl than any Bond, he's too soft looking.
now that would be kino
too old and too short
Looks like more of a Bond villain than Bond himself
>Implying the next Bond won't be a cold calculated killer tier
Women will fucking love it.
Can't stand that cunt.
this is his wife
For the one-off villain I'd assume. No way he is the lead of a billion dollar franchise.
so what? the guy’s a brit. they’re all a quarter hobbit.
Never heard anyone in England having a problem with any of that shit you're going onnabout. Concentrate on trying not to shart for a few hours brainlet.
i had a friend from high school who looked exactly like him, like it was uncanny to the point that i thought maybe he was cillian's bastard son or something. he also ended up with a shit tier girl, his gf had the face of gianna michaels but none of the body.
>fetal alcohol syndrome people shouldn't inbreed
>because we don't want a real-life Alita
please look up what fas is
living around retarded natives I see it very often and alita doesn't have it just huge fucking eyes
Dafuq?
>women are a separate race
wew
He's too reptile homo for Bond which why they want to cast him.
lel. somebody stop you.
poles brutally neckmogging the rest of those twinks
toaster genes chad as fuck
as long the guy is white i dont care who he is
just give us a "less" serious bond
im tired 100% reality bond
it was boring when marky marky did it
>Based Lazenby and Dalton: Welsh
Lazenby's fucking Australian, you absolute poon. He's from New South Wales. Not fucking Wales. Jesus Christ...
Tfw nip
My vote, and he's done with that lsd capeshit downer show
This seems pretty fucking good. I'd like to see a different take on Bond like this. I want to see an unused villain like Brokenclaw
>Australian
>"canada what do you see?"
"literally the sun, asshole! Haven't you been paying attention to any of this?"
based as fuck
Bond kino absolutely back on the menu
for me, it's fordston martin
Bond himself is kind of a villainous person. Kind of an anti villain or something. He's an alcoholic hitman and saboteur
That guy's in his 40's already would that be a problem?
i'm ok with this
this is amazing
I unironically think Rami Malek would be a good Bond, modern without being SJW shit. I know he's playing the villain, at first thought he might be Bond's apprentice. Kino
They already made those in the 1980s
Great choice.
>Rami Malek
Fuck you. Burn in hell, you homosexual.