KINO BOND INCOMING

KINO BOND INCOMING.

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based and bondburgered

Cillian is a top lad

Waiting years for another two-hour car and watch commercial. :/

He would honestly be a good Bond yeah.

Cilian is an autistic /ourguy/.

it's a no from me

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Is it a joint package with Nolan though?

now that would be fucking kino

>lol that wishful thinking

Really hope he gets the gig.

no. he looks wrong. hed make a good villian though.

Would be an upgrade from Craig

Cillian, the gay guy mr robot guy and Cary Fukunaga. This kills the capeshit era and brings back spy and espionage kino.

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BOND IS IRISH
BRITKEKS SEETHE

these look the same to you?

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Eh

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yes! i love cillian!

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this dude hasn't aged since he was in the mask, fucking incredible

Brosnan Bond already happed, dude. Not unprecedented.

fake irishman

Cilian looks like handsome squidward

>The amount kids who don't know Brosnan is Irish.

Murphy will be the second Irish bond if picked. Faggots.

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based

fuck idris elba

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Goddammit i've been saying for years he could be a great Bond and no one agreed with me.

As long as hes not a nigger or some other shitskin

Why can't we get an ''old man bond'' movie with pierce?

I love those old timey caricatures.
>Italian is a rat
>Frenchie is a unibrow Mexican rapist
>Dutch came from Arabs
>Greek is fucking Don Draper for some reason

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It's funny because Cillian Murphy looks more like the middle while Daniel Craig looks more like the left.

no one gonna mention he is 5' tall ?

ONE LAST JOB ARTHA

Roight..

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Always a bridesmaid; he won't get it like he didn't get Batman, but he'd make a great villain.

kino hair

Based Cillian knows his way with women, he’d be the perfect Bond

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcvlWuqqv48

he legit knocked her out in that scene

Shit actor. Name one good thing this faggot has been in in the last 10 years. That said, nobody gives a fuck about the bond franchise anymore anyway.

Pretty sure you are trolling, but just in case. They do look the same.

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>In the scene in the plane bathroom, Cillian Murphy actually missed the place to throw Rachel McAdams. She hit her head and was knocked unconscious for a half hour.
kek

>non-English Bond

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BASED AND BOGPILLED
Never knew a Bogdanoff will be the new Bond.

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Kek

yep
1:30
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Based wife beating irishman. Classic!

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That’s the rapist dude from Pulp Fiction, right? And the thief from Blue Streak. And the “assumption is the mother of all fuckups” dude from Under Siege 2, right?

>common lemurs --> orientals

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*drive music drowns over the bond theme*

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Zeds dead

BASED

reddit

...Bond, James Bond.

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Neville Longbottom? Fuck no

read this in the voice of voiceover guy from Jesse James

>He often works in or near the city, and has expressed no desire to move to Hollywood.[87] He prefers not to speak about his personal life, and did not appear on any live TV chat shows until 2010, when he was a guest on The Late Late Show on Ireland's RTÉ to promote Perrier's Bounty, yet still remained reserved.[88][89] He does not have a stylist[87] or a personal publicist, travels without an entourage,[90] and often attends premieres alone. Reserved and private, Murphy professes a lack of interest in the celebrity scene, finding the red carpet experience "a challenge... and not one I want to overcome".[91] He intentionally practices a lifestyle that will not interest the tabloids: "I haven't created any controversy, I don't sleep around, I don't go and fall down drunk".[3] Murphy is friends with fellow Irish actors Colin Farrell,[92] Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Liam Neeson, looking up to the latter like a "surrogate movie dad".[93] But primarily, Murphy's close friendships are those he made before becoming a star.[94][83]

>In mid-2004, Murphy married his long-time girlfriend, Yvonne McGuinness, whom he had met in 1996 at one of his rock band's shows.[96] The couple live in Ireland (where Murphy moved back in 2015 after previously living for 14 years in London) and have two sons, Malachy, born in December 2005, and, Aran, born in July 2007.[

Manlet Bond

>pic mocks nearly everyone
>only looks for the part attacking Asians
LENT FLEE RMAO

Blonde george w bush is the archetype of modern civilization?

bond is scottish

*blocks your white privilege*

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>>Greek is fucking Don Draper for some reason
It... actually does. Jesus...

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The name is James Bond, James Bond.

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I thought Craig was confirmed?

>didn't rape her

Original and best Bond: Scottish
Based Lazenby and Dalton: Welsh
Architect and star of the best bondkino (Goldeneye): Irish
And now the patrician bond has arrived: Irish
Englishmen seething

Cillian has that perfect uncanny psycho look, he'll be kino

Fuckin KINO

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he's so unmasculine..

>wot ave you done arfur?
>im sorry tommy but i fucken killed im
>jesus christ arfur

>we'll never have a neo-noir bond set in 1970s East-Berlin

based psychopath bond

>canadian

Not canon

>craig
>bond

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seething englishcuck
Literally the only English bonds are fat comedy quip bond and Daniel "one good movie" Craig bond

ANOTHER FUCKING PADDY AS BOND

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this but unironically

>negroes are actually an earlier stage of gibbons

holy xex this can't be serious but I am curious about the source

BOW DOWN TO US

WE ARE YOUR POTATO GODS

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Iberian is basically a Spaniard...

Lick my freshly shaven ballsack

Predicted this reply, npc

Cillian is too good for that shit. Y'all piss on the Irish yet you keep casting them for your Iconic role. What gives?

He's too serial killery to play bond.

the name's bond... sheamus bond

based.
>The name's Bond. James Bond.
We coming for your roles English boi

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Incels existed back then as well it seems

>toasters
it's fake you dumb cucks

How come the world wasn't enough?

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ROILLY?! Shit m8, an' 'ere I thought twas some scientific document or some such.

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Other bonds haven't been English. Its hardly a problem. And 90% of his roles he has an English accent so meh

I cant see this guy on screen fucking some foreign 10/10 girl. Just cant

>the name's Bond, James Bond

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>jews and arabs the same
>holy shit its accurate

if he hits the gym a little he'll be top notch

Same but on 2 layers of irony

MATTHEW DON'T GET SYBIL PREGNANT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

No thanks, he doesn't fit the role at all. Get Henry Cavill, goddamn it. Man From Uncle was literally his audition.

>Girl spreads her flaps for lunatic fringe bond
>straight face as he turns around and puts one in her brain
>looks at the camera
>"THOEY'RSE A NEW BOND IN TOYN"

incel kino

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Toasters a cute

CANADAAAAAAAAAA

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That guys ugly af

He said himself that he doesn't want to be Bond

potentially the GOAT bond tbqhwyf

how do you survive the itch that will ensue when the hairs start growing back and prick your ballsack???

>Zeds deds
fixed

el basedo

>The name's Bald, James Bald

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No one likes that balding meathead

*falls off the stool he was standing on to be eye level with the woman he was greeting

>negroes -> gibbons
>poles -> toasters
>arabs -> women
>baboons -> french
Fuckin savage

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Dude's perfect for the role

Well I wasn't doing a refined method, I was just getting a small chest electric razor and gliding it close to the skin. Now the hairs aren't tangled and more manageable. I did sweep that thick bush part though. I really recommend man, feels like my dick and balls are as smooth as marble

Name's Bond, James Bond

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James Bond. Name's Bond.

I would pay good money to see a three part elder Bond staring Dr. House.

DO IT!!!!!!!!

You're gonna have less hair than him at that age. If anything what would hold him back is his autistic wooden acting which only works for otherworldly human roles like Superman

Go watch The Man from Uncle. He's not a great actor, but could play Bond well enough.

Bond, the names Bond James Bond

Would make a better villain

>mfw no Seamaster

On a side note. Clive Owen is your best. Why isn't he acting?

The Knick season three when. Soderberg ain't doing shit. I miss that show too much.

Names are Markollig Jezvahted and Levdaroem Dabahzted

NO ITS HER TURN

I'm a sucker for medical dramas.

Hah!

he's way too old they need to get someone they can do a bunch of films from they should just pick some random bloke from tv in Britain that works well

>Canadian man

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Another weird looking Bond? (Craig looked more like a nightclub security dude than anything else)
Murphy looks more close to a Bond girl than any Bond, he's too soft looking.

Connery wore a wig in every Bond film

Say Michael J. Fox didn't get the Park. Could he not be Bond? The man is charismatic af.

based

>Murphy looks more close to a Bond girl than any Bond, he's too soft looking.
now that would be kino

too old and too short

Looks like more of a Bond villain than Bond himself

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>Implying the next Bond won't be a cold calculated killer tier
Women will fucking love it.

Can't stand that cunt.

this is his wife

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For the one-off villain I'd assume. No way he is the lead of a billion dollar franchise.

so what? the guy’s a brit. they’re all a quarter hobbit.

Never heard anyone in England having a problem with any of that shit you're going onnabout. Concentrate on trying not to shart for a few hours brainlet.

i had a friend from high school who looked exactly like him, like it was uncanny to the point that i thought maybe he was cillian's bastard son or something. he also ended up with a shit tier girl, his gf had the face of gianna michaels but none of the body.

>fetal alcohol syndrome people shouldn't inbreed
>because we don't want a real-life Alita

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please look up what fas is
living around retarded natives I see it very often and alita doesn't have it just huge fucking eyes

Dafuq?

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>women are a separate race
wew

He's too reptile homo for Bond which why they want to cast him.

lel. somebody stop you.

poles brutally neckmogging the rest of those twinks
toaster genes chad as fuck

as long the guy is white i dont care who he is
just give us a "less" serious bond
im tired 100% reality bond
it was boring when marky marky did it

>Based Lazenby and Dalton: Welsh
Lazenby's fucking Australian, you absolute poon. He's from New South Wales. Not fucking Wales. Jesus Christ...

Tfw nip

My vote, and he's done with that lsd capeshit downer show

This seems pretty fucking good. I'd like to see a different take on Bond like this. I want to see an unused villain like Brokenclaw

>Australian

>"canada what do you see?"
"literally the sun, asshole! Haven't you been paying attention to any of this?"

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based as fuck
Bond kino absolutely back on the menu

for me, it's fordston martin

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Bond himself is kind of a villainous person. Kind of an anti villain or something. He's an alcoholic hitman and saboteur

That guy's in his 40's already would that be a problem?

i'm ok with this

this is amazing

I unironically think Rami Malek would be a good Bond, modern without being SJW shit. I know he's playing the villain, at first thought he might be Bond's apprentice. Kino

They already made those in the 1980s

Great choice.

>Rami Malek
Fuck you. Burn in hell, you homosexual.