OH NO

That's still a very low level cancer, he will make it, Lance Armstrong had the same

Who's ready for Jeopardy to get blacked/woman'd/tranny'd/etc

JUST

That's sad but who the fuck is he?

Am i gonna get called a zoomer say i don't know who he is?

Fuck this gay earth

Wrong, he gives the answer after nobody is able to answer the question

I'm 40 and haven't a clue who he is.

I legitimately thought Trebek was so invincible that he would basically die on set. Like he would be perfectly fine still hosting it when he was like 87, and then one day he would just finish recording a show and then go home and die.

Stage four is a death sentence, just a matter of time.

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Oh fuck no.
Pancreatic cancer is one of the deadliest out there. It's a death sentence for most people

Hear it from the man himself
youtube.com/watch?v=7cInGyxCY9k

That's because you're from Bongistan

What are you high?

Pancreatic cancer is one of the worst ones, it has like a 5% chance of survival.

F

Pan nice and cancerous

dubs and he dies

EAT SHIT

F

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Dammit, beat me to it.

Stage 4 pancreatic has a life expectancy of 3-5 months

Lance Armstrong had penis cancer, not pancreatic cancer

Most people with pancreatic die in less than a year of diagnosis

So he's a gameshow host. I bet he had fuck all on Brucie.

i never said it was my dubs

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This is sad but....
I’LL TAKE THE SEMEN FOR 400

should have never shaved the stache

Don't laugh not funny

That sucks. Trebek was the most patrician host of the most patrician gameshow. I still had hopes of making it on one day.

He's been losing power slowly day by day ever since he shaved his mustache. This was an inevitable outcome, really.

Fucking based

What does cancer actually do to you?
Like if you get no treatment? What happens?

youtube.com/watch?v=FKKZ1t3Ftpg
youtube.com/watch?v=69p1xplmKl4

Lance Armstrong had ball, lung, brain and pancreatic cancer. Even juicing it was unbelievable for him to win, more so because they didn't have cancer and were juicing too.
Pure coincidence that this only became a problem after he called (((them))) out I suppose.

I'LL TAKE THE PENIS MIGHTIER... FOR 800 ALEX

Vengeansh ish MINE, Trebek!

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He's 78, decent innings

>stage 4 pancreatic
he is fucked and not long for this world.

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>mfw its true

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This.

Your immune system weakens and eventually you go into septic shock

That's shit. When it's pancreatic, that's usually a death sentence. Even when you're young and it's caught early, it's an uphill battle. An Irish soccer player, who was still playing professionally, was diagnosed in October 2017, dead in February 2018.

Prostate ≠ Pancreas

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This is so surreal, he sounds so normal and optimistic given the rate of survival. Even makes a quip at the end, what the fuck is he in denial or something?

pancreatic cancer is basically a death sentence

He shall be the 5 percent, I roll dubs in his honor

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Maybe he realizes bitching and moaning when you're not long for this world is pointless.

It's actually 1%

N-NANI?

This is incredibly sad.

uncontrollable mutant cells that have an error in their dna and cause things like tumors, weight loss, body's defense system attacking itself

the good thing about the human body is when it senses problems in the organs it just shuts them down wow what a marvel of nature

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Sounds more fun then Chemo side effects

based alex. somehow made me comfy. kinda like the Asian clam fisher guy

tfw watching classic concentration on buzzer
tfw seeing young trebek
fuggggg

Nvm, he ded

this, it's essentially cells refusing to die, and as they grow they become tumours which begin to attack existing cells and weaken the immune system

it's why chemo is so fucked up, because the best way to fight it is to kill off everything and practically start fresh

About 2 months too long. My neighbor was diagnosed in October and dead by NY. It's definitely a consider a bullet diagnosis. Poor bastard weighed under 100lb when he went.

what is he gonna do? complain about it like a little bitch?

It depends on the type of cancer, but your body just starts failing eventually. You get weak, lose weight, pain etc.

He stares death in the face and laughs, pretty based.

Depends on the type of cancer, but it grows out of control, and eats the blood and nutrients that the healthy parts of your body need.
A dipshit analogy that kind of works is to think of cancer as zombie cells, and your body is the mall in dawn of the dead.
Most treatments seek to kill off or excise the diseased cells, and hope enough of your good cells survive that you can recover.

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>pancreatic cancer
i.e. 2nd least horrible cancer next to thyroid

fucking chad sajak wins again

he gets the hot co-host
he gets the better ratings
his show is funner to participate in

god's a wheel of fortune fan it seems

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what a guy

Such calm and assured delivery.

Is there anybody on this planet capable of replacing him? That mixture of authority and bland palatability isn't something I can identify in anybody else in the entertainment industry today. Are trebek's shoes too comfy to fill?

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>Stage 4
Whats the difference between stage 4 and stage 1?

Goddamit. Jeopardy is my stepsons favorite show.

wheel of fortune sucks

Fuck bros that feel when

the question is the answer, you son of a bitch!

Steve Jobs had the type of pancreatic cancer that's actually possible to cure. He went the alternative route and died instead. Imagine that.

It's not fair.

Who could possibly replace him?

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>brings attention to people in his condition
>optimistic and earnest about his health
>cracks a joke
Based as fuck

everyone knows God watches The Price is Right

>diagnosed in October and dead ny New York?
what?

hmm, Gary Busey.

Stage 1 has stages that come after it. Stage 4 does not.

>stage 1
Small and removable

>stage 4
Dead in three months

in laments terms, you just get sicker and sicker and then die when your body gives up.

What is Sneed?

Wheel of Fortune is flyover state dogshit and Sajak is a ubermanlet libertarian scumbag.

only when my man bob barker was hosting

New Year's.

ya dummy

3 stages

Pancreatic cancer is what killed Satoshi Kon, too. But he didn't mention anything about it publicly until after he died.

This is really sad

I hope they get a decent replacement.
All the current iterations of long-running game shows are hosted by washed-up 90s comedians.

Degrees of treatability and lifespan.

There is no stage 5. He probably wont make it to Easter.

Alex dabbing on his own pancreas

>long time policy of being open and transparent
>hid his upper lip for years.

You've been to the doctor recently, right user? You've gotten checked out right?

degree of development

stage 4 means the cancer is spreading outside the pancreas and has already infiltrated other organs like the lymph nodes and liver

>pancreatic cancer
He's as good as gone already, there's no point in sugarcoating it. What a fucking shame.

It's going to be Dan Patrick

hell be fine

My landlord had the same thing, I looked online and saw best case scenario was like 12% to even make it a year, he passed like 2 months after the diagnosing.

>He probably wont make it to Easter.
n-no

>pancreatic
>stage 4
He's done user

I've been watching the team-style playoffs over the last couple of weeks, and it's now painfully clear he knew it the whole time.
I'm wondering if this whole event was just the last hurrah that Alex requested where they could haul in Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter, and the rest for sort of a goodbye.

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twitter.com/Jeopardy/status/1103416223331569664

They gave my dad 3 months and he made it just over 3 years with the same cancer. Fuck bros

Stage 4 means it has spread to other organs (metastasis)

Going by that trend who will host Jeopardy, Sinbad?

I'm guessing it's the easy cushy life and job he's had so far. I'd imagine Seinfeld would act the same.

huh, well said, I felt it too

But he mentioned it after he died?

I was going to say that He is watching it with Bob Barker now but Bob is still alive. Alex Trebek might pass before Bob Barker. Wild stuff.

There's gonna replace him with a nigger, aren't they?

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Ken Jennings as host when?

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Don’t make me cry user.

He looked better with the stache

probably jennings

Hopefully never, fuck that smug mormon

Has to be. It certainly wasn't for the audience's enjoyment that's for sure.

Doctors should just take out pancreases at birth along with foreskin

>i'm gonna keep working
Oh, Jesus, this will be hard. I really hope he pulls through, but the odds are we'll be watching him waste away on screen. That would be fucking depressing.

Then again, some people find keeping to a routine helps them fight, so hopefully that's an aid to him.

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It's like that guy in Magnolia

he'll be dead in July.

but you need your pancreas.

You'll be able to watch Trebek break down over the episodes. He will literally decay over time

MY SHORTLIST OF REPLACEMENT CANDIDATES

1. Dan Patrick
2. Zachary Quinto
3. The LA Kings PA announcer guy
4. John Hamm
5. Glenn Howerton

Seinfeld is a fucking fag

what is sneed

So sorry to hear this. Alex is a treasure. Jeopardy will never ever fill his shoes. I already miss him.

I hope he doesn't suffer long.

What does him dying in New York have to do with anything? ESL?

your appendix and tonsils too

Alex has lived a full life. He drank a lot, went on lots of cruises, was almost certainly a mega chad who fucked lots of female contestants in his younger days, made shitloads of money, remained handsome into his 70s, and he BTFO'd thousands of autists.
youtube.com/watch?v=zcBc2XV1ijY
He will be missed.

Pancreatic cancer is basically the worst kind of cancer. Death is basically guaranteed.

So if he dies, Darrell Hammond has to be his replacement, right?

>it took the worst sort of cancer to get Alex to stop hosting Jeopardy

God is a Chase Chad

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>5. Glenn Howerton
based

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>dead *by* NY
the "by" was your clue

why is it always late stage when people get diagnosed with pancreatic how come it's so hard to find early

I saw his video. He's in high spirits and gonna fight it, even cracking a joke. I love him so much.

Being in good spirits is healthier for fighting cancer than being depressed and waiting to die.

He's gonna keep going, only death will stop it him.

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>arthur chu didn't get invited
lmao trebek hated him as much as everyone else

>Along with foreskin
Gee I wonder who made this post?

There's no need to damage control. It's an anonymous website.

Will Ferrell

Is that you, Rabbi?

this is sad

>the odds are we'll be watching him waste away on screen
Not really. They film a season in a couple of days. They'll probably double down and get a few seasons in the can ASAP.

It's not fair bros

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Why?

Holy shit what a guy

Do you even know what a pancreas is?

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what a mad lad

Californian here, Wheel is based and seething because a game show host votes for the red team instead of the blue team is pathetic.

It's been shown your body responds to illness worse when you're depressed.

Classic Kon

>not knowing about the healing properties of positive energy

Do you?

He's a goner.

Lost my virginity to playing a game with a girl while Jeopardy was on, every time I got a question right she took more off. I never did fucking bettter at jeopardy in my life

So uh, you're saying I have a chance?

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GOOD VIBES ONLY

fuck cancer
kick its ass trebek

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Look up DCA, you can buy it and it kills most cancer cells.

Well, yeah.

100% he's replaced by a PoC or a woman

Or you could've just linked it

Multiple organ dysfunction syndrome, the body ends up eating itself, or specifically brain metastasis that interferes with breathing reflex

What is the Rhone...

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He's optimistic but the survival rate of stage 4 pancreatic cancer is like %1.

F in advance.

Nice

I love this man so much.

Stage 0: pre-cancerous changes in cells (usually noticeable in cervix from regular screens, for example, but mostly undetectable easily)
Stage 1: tumor formed in the primary tissue/organ
Stage 2: tumor growing and has spread to surrounding tissue or much of organ.
Stage 3: spread to lymph nodes
Stage 4: metastasized to at least one other organ

Godspeed Alex

F.

You don't survive stage 4

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It produces insulin, regulates your blood sugar levels and you cant remove it without removing parts of your stomach and parts of your intestine.

Are you suggesting putting every kid in the world on diabetic medication and fitting them with colostomy bags from birth?

shut the fuck up Cheech

He's a multi-millionaire. If anyone can beat it, its him.

the show doesnt air live

Steve Harvey is always looking for work.

>the only thing that can replace a leaf is another leaf

つ _ ༽つ TREBEK TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ _ ༽つ

He will be missed, really solid and funny guy outside of his hosting.

I would unironically be more ok with them replacing him with Will Ferrell pretending to be Trebek.

Or that. There's always that.

That guy stays pretty fucking busy.

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

fuck

and gallbladder

just look it up man

ah man not Trebek. Hope he beats this

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what the fuck, I just had a dream where I was a contestant on jeopardy. I don't even watch the show.

>contestant gives a question to a sexual or funny topic
>steve harvey looks at the camera with his mouth hanging open for the rest of the episode

Any chance we can get Trebek on Joe Rogan before he dies?

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There aren’t any warning signs or visible symptoms. The pancreas also has its own 12 lane superhighway to your bloodstream so it spreads veryfast. A person surviving pancreatic cancer is basically a middle finger to death.

Fuck lads, it's not fucking fair

>Wheel of Fortune is flyover state dogshit
wrong
>Sajak is a ubermanlet libertarian scumbag
you're a faggot. Literally kys pls

>Pancreatic cancer is hard to find early. The pancreas is deep inside the body, so early tumors can’t be seen or felt by health care providers during routine physical exams. People usually have no symptoms until the cancer has already spread to other organs.

why the fuck are doctors so against physician-assisted suicide when shit like this exists?

How do you avoid getting pancreatic cancer?

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Pretty sure Trebeck's passing is foretold in revelations as a precursor the apocalypse.

The team competition was so boring it literally gave Alex cancer. F

Also, can we get Emma to host it when Trebek's gone? Her voice makes me happy.

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Quit being an apancreaphobe.

I assume for a few reasons, 1 being that it's incredibly aggressive. I also think that in otherwise healthy, non-diabetic people, you're not often checking your blood sugar, even at the doctor's offfice, and your pancreas just chugs along without giving you symptoms until it's too late. People can have pancreatitis and not know it, so I assume it's just a very resilient organ that won't give you symptoms till it's failed completely. Bill Hicks died of Pancreatic cancer, and while smoking is a risk factor, it probably wasn't the sole cause. These things just happen. Almost every human over a certain age and with a sub-optimal diet/lifestyle has some amount of cancer cells in their body. Most get killed by autophages, or the damaged DNA gets repaired, but eventually our body is gonna lose that battle.

how do you avoid getting any cancer

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massage it daily

Don’t come from a family with a history of cancer and don’t eat hostess cupcakes for every meal

Based Trebek
Cancel Jeopardy when he dies

look up DCA

What the fuck is the pancreas even for?

>don’t eat hostess cupcakes for every meal
oh shit

I hate that girl's voice. I had to turn the TV off and put on CC because her voice was like needles in my eardrums.

> A person surviving pancreatic cancer is basically a middle finger to death.
fuck I hope he does the impossible

>physically fit, healthy and overall great person Alex Trebek has cancer
>fat, unhealthy piece of shit like Donald Trump are still chugging along

life isn't fair lads

Don't browse Yea Forums

Die really young.

>Don’t come from a family with a history of cancer
Well I'm fucked. Though my mom's side of my family is completely cancer free.

If Trebek doesn't make it, my money's on Ken Jennings to host

medical care doesn't like early detection and preventative screenings

also, dubs and he survives

libertarianism is good when mixed with nationalism

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Live in a faraday cage under a mountain for your entire life drinking purified water and only eating stem cells.

Don't be Steve Jobs.

announcerguy's got it locked

It's like George Carlin said. The longer you live, the more people in your life you see get cancer.

ctrl+v'd from my post:
OFFICIAL REPLACEMENT HOST POWER RANKINGS, DO NOT DISPUTE:
1. Brad Rutter
2. Ken Jennings
3. Dan Patrick
4. Roger Craig
5. Chuck Forrest
POWER GAP
.
.
.
9000. Some random black
9001. Buzzy Cohen
90001. Austin Rogers

are we finally reaching the peak of foods/plastics/shit in the air/shit in the water giving just about everybody cancer by the time they're 50-60?

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>Trekbek has stage 4 cancer and is 14 years older
>looks better than Norm
Looking rough, Norm

absolutely based

Celebrities are dropping like flies again. it's only March

How do you see the subtitles if the TV is off?

>don’t eat hostess cupcakes for every meal
I bet Trebek swallows a few ding dongs every day.

What a cancerous thread

they say a lot of good things about the trace cyanide found in almonds.

>im gonna "fight" cancer
how exactly? prayers? a miracle?

god fucking damn it. he doesn't crack up, he doesn't get sad. he just delivers his message like normal old alex.

bizarre and beautiful at the same time

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Trump has the god-tier genetics only found in a Scotsman

You have to give yourself a little cancer every day so you become immune to all kinds of it

Norm looks like a fucking Jeff Dunham puppet

based ken would be the perfect replacement

Real talk Yea Forums, if you got diagnosed with a super low mortality rate cancer like this, would you acknowledge and medicate/chemo confined to a bed, or would you see how long you ladt going places, trying things you've always wanted to, and just trying to be happy?

that's so depressing. getting old is basically just a giant risk factor for literally everything

>I hate that girl's voice. I had to turn the TV off and put on CC because her voice was like needles in my eardrums.

How can you hate on a girl who finally made anime real?

It's fairly rare as far as cancer goes. He just lost the death lottery, is all.

without a doubt

It's true.
On a long enough timeline, everyone will eventually develop cancer.
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/beastly-behavior/201805/why-everyone-will-eventually-get-cancer
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK26897/

Survival rates are 1% but he's also nigga rich so hopefully that gets bumped up to at least 15-25% with the best health care possible.

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jokes aside, i think his thing was drinking cokes

I hope the host role rotates between several people after Alex leaves. And yes, 10 years from now, based Emma should be the host for all time afterward.

>tfw shitposting here has made you immune to cancer

> If you live long enough, you will get cancer."
n-no

>be lucky enough to catch extremely deadly cancer early on when treatment will give you over 90% survivability
>do nothing for 8 years except fuck with essential oils and tofu
the ultimate troll

He caught it from her: youtube.com/watch?v=vTEWS-Sy2e0

Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice

>we'll win
>we'll get it done

Is there any chance he can make the cancer go away somehow?

Cancer is still a fairly rare thing.

He looks fine right now, so hopefully he survives.
Maybe being positive is all it takes, since most people are just depressed as fuck and give up easily.

The best thing I ever did for my health was stop drinking soda.

based and underrated

why was he so fucking retarded?

shitty gimmick

tfw been drinking soda every single day of my life since I turned 13 which was 14 years ago
JUST

He's 78. That's a long life. I definitely don't see myself going this far.

People who are convinced they're smarter than the experts, are the world's biggest retards.

He stroked out the part of the brain for fear.

Just remove the pancreas, it's an unnecessary organ

Sad news but you have to remember that he's 79

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>don’t eat hostess cupcakes for every meal
Zingers are fine though, right?

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>there is no stage 5

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You called?

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why do people even bother fighting? the chemo is what kills you even faster

i would probably come up with a suicide plan so i can die on my terms, watching a kino i like and making one last shitpost on 4channel

god damnit
these tv hosts are all gonna be gone soon

Gah that sucks.

Yup. Life expectancy should be 30-35 for humans desu

Make sure my will is in order, evaluate everything in my life and all the people I know and talk to as many as them that are worthwhile (like It's A Wonderful Life, hopefully), quit my shitty job, travel the world with my wife, make a realistic bucket list and do it, and euthanize myself in a peasant way instead of dying while pissing myself in hospice care.

based

Yeah
People tend to misunderstand what cancer is, the human body naturally generates millions of mutated potentially cancerous cells every year, regardless of your age or lifestyle.
What it really is is when your repair mechanisms cannot keep up with the mutation rate because because you either kicked it up extremely high via exposure to certain things or impaired or impaired your autophagy via lifestyle (excess sugars or obesity)

>poor diet
>sedentary lifestyle
>haven't been to a doctor in years

I probably have cancer already.

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Even with money you can barely do anything to treat pancreatic cancer. 3 to 6 months and you're gone. Sometimes it takes only a month.

Other people have lives outside of Yea Forums and movies.

Crazy... I know.

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Have you known someone with cancer? They look fine one month, the next month their bodies are falling apart and their bones are all gaunt. It's fucking horrific

the thing that got me off of soda for good was when they started installing those "custom drink" machines a few years ago and I realized I was basically drinking flavored syrup. I don't know why but that grossed me out.

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Sad but beautiful. I hope he beats it

>Cancer won't be cured in your lifetime

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Too cute youtube.com/watch?v=HfZisELY3No&feature=youtu.be

Also, Emma bringing the meat

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Mostly because of their families and it depends on the stage and type. Sometimes you luck out and go into a remissions for a few years.

Literally me, I'll just keep going until I drop unconscious and they tell it to me at the hospital, I'm already dead so i prefer to enjoy what i have in life left.

Smoke weed

>not just ignoring your doctors and the cancer like a chad and living as if nothing happened

>stage 4 pancreatic cancer is low level
he'll be lucky to see June

Probably won’t ever be cured.

What about diet soda?

This hits hard man. I love watching the show every night with my family. The show will never be the same when he is gone.

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Stage 4? He dead as fuck.

i thought rich people regularly have checkups for everything and anything

"Son of a BITCH."
youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ

fucking savage

No, that's a spleen. The pancreas is absolutely necessary.

>Fill your lungs with tar, its really good for you!

Fun fact: you have cancer RIGHT NOW. It's just that your body is taking care of it as it usually does.

No one ever thinks it's going to happen to them

He looks so sad ;__;

F in advance poor guy

Diet soda increases risk of heart disease

idk man, diet soda is probably worse because Lord knows what they're putting in there to make it "diet". The ingredients are all completely artificial.

Weed doesn’t have tar.

what do lymph nodes even do?

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You have to mix it with tobacco, no?

based

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>be completely fine with minor symptoms you've had occasionally all your life
>be "diagnosed" with cancer by doctor who heard said symptoms
>suddenly feel like shit within a month of diagnosis
Sounds awfully strange to me.

>drinking soda past the age of 13
Grow up

That's not how it works. You're at an increased risk of diabetes and heart disease though.

Absolutely based

what's the fastest way to induce stage 4 pancreatic cancer

You can almost see little flashes of him holding back.

it leaves 3-4 times more tar in your lungs, it just happens to not have additives and chemicals and is more naturally flushed out. saying it isn't there at all is a lie.

That's not how it works retard

Post on Yea Forums 24/7

holding back what?

Thats impressive

n-no

He looks real good for his age.

Sit on a microwave?

why does smoking increase the risk

buy a ticket to captain marvel

what should I drink instead of soda? don't say water

it kills you
and even with treatment that makes you wish you were dead it still kills you
and even if you survive cancer not killing you and the treatments making you wish you were dead, cancer will more than likely still come back and kill you

Creates insulin. Without it, you're guaranteed to blow out your kidneys. That's why cancer there is a shit because it'll take you one way or the other, either directly or through all the complications.

Tea and unsweetened ice tea?

>Bill Hicks died
ok globalist

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You sure this won't give me cancer?

sparkling water

Literally drink water. Anything else is either calories or poison. Where do people like you come from? I knew some fat black guy who wouldn't drink water because "it didn't have enough flavor."

OH NONONONO

shit is going to be gattaca in 30 years, they already have gene doping for pro athletes to duck testing. it's really blown up since 2013 or so.

>everyone wondering what they should stop eating or drinking or doing to not get cancer
youtube.com/watch?v=WsQyru5ACmA
it's not even wrong, if it's gonna get you, it's gonna get you.

your dna are blueprints that show how to build another cell in your body
when the code gets corrupted it does stupid shit like replicate endlessly
smoking increases the corruption

Milk

Part of the lymphatic system, which is part of your immune and excretory systems. They're vessels and nodes that go all over your body full of white blood cells and other antibodies. They're there to help your body respond to illness quicker.
They're also good at trapping infections in a place where they can be reacted to the quickest.
Like your tonsils that exist pretty much just to get infected, so your body can get a head start on fighting it.

He is the former russian premier, turned actor
Alexei Trebevich

Contains a bunch of lymph cells (lymphocytes) that are part of the immune system. They screen for bad stuff flowing through.

Nigger drink some water.
Put a few drops of lemon or lime juice in it if you're really that much of a pussy.

>ever

You have no idea what civilization will look like in 10k years

>Pancreatic cancer is one of the worst ones, it has like a 5% chance of survival.

True enough, but getting pancreatic cancer in the first place is about 1.4%. So 5% doesn't seem so bad considering that.

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water is shit and tasteless

>You have no idea what civilization will look like in 10k years
Dark brown, corrupted Spanish speaking, and in total chaos.

he thinks humanity will survive for even another hundred years
get a load of this dude

stripes.com/news/america-s-oldest-living-wwii-veteran-turns-112-fueled-by-cigars-dr-pepper-and-coffee-1.526405

whiskey and dr. pepper
also cigars

It's what your body is designed to consume you fat manchild.

if that's true then how come I dont die when I drink 5 cans of coke a day

If you think water is shit it's only because your taste is shit
100% serious

Does he support based Trump? If not, i don't care.

i even stopped drinking tea, water only, though i switched from poland spring to evian for the better ph level

i dont want bitch tits

my tonsils keep getting those fucking tonsil stones every so often. its fucking ridiculous that I have to keep picking them out

>i even stopped drinking tea
Tea is fine, green tea has a lot of antioxidants.

>laments

speaking a mix of all european languages with middle high german grammatical and pronunciation rules.
europeans will be the dominant race, but there will also be filthy mutants and heretics living in the underhive.
The emperor will sit upon his golden sofa, alive and well, and there will only be peace in the galaxy.
horus will be the most common name in honor of the greatest hero in human history

When you turn 13 you will

>Bottled water

OH NO NO

So what’s the problem with the tar being there?

Your body is very good at handling toxins. Also holy shit 5 cans is like a whole cake's worth of sugar. Enjoy your diabetes.

you can't avoid it. in a way it's mostly bad luck,unfortunately.

most people take a long life for granted, but everything can change within a day. make the best out of your life, so you are not filled with regrets when that day comes.
youtube.com/watch?v=T3JzcCviNDk

>get a load of this brainlet.
he never said plastic bottles

What's antioxidants?

What the fuck is your problem with water? It’s the most thirst quenching and refreshing beverage there is. Not to mention you are literally drinking life.

>thinking humans can solve a disease that evolves faster than we do

>thinking diseases evolve but humans don't
found the vrainlet

They stop the oxygen from spreading through your body.

He's old and knows when he dies he gonna go to cancer

>when he dies he gonna go to cancer

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>when he dies he gonna go to cancer

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Pancreatic cancer is hard to detect before it's too late

Reread my post, moron.

>he gonna go to cancer

dubs and you die

Only 2% of people with pancreatic cancer live after 5 years of diagnosis, AFTER having a whipple surgery (which removes part of the pancreas, gallbladder, liver, stomach, small bowel, and large bowel) and removing the cancerous tissue from the Pancreas.
Even then, they're at serious risk of getting the cancer back since the cascade effect on the blood stream can carry the cancer cells from the pancreas, to anything below that in the digestive track.
Most people diagnosed with it, catch it at stage 4 because the symptoms are undetected for most of it. With the prognosis being weeks of live left.

It is single-handedly the most severe and hardest to survive of all cancers.

It always seems like these people have certain stoic disposition.

youtu.be/BXyfCGDnuWs

where do I get water that isn't in plastic bottles?

>tfw just started getting back into Jeopardy a month ago
>tfw going to start noticing him getting more frail every episode from now on
Fuck this week

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The tap.

i guess the only saving grace is that survival rates of cancer have increased bigly in the last decade or so, i remember growing up being taught that the survival rate of most cancers was like 10-20%. i feel like a shitton of people survive it now, though i guess that's probably more because of our ability to just detect it at earlier stages
hopefully pancreatic cancer has been/is/will be following that survival rate trend too

i'd still rather drink bottled water than tap
how do i know the municipality doesn't fuck it up? they add chlorine and fluoride to that

F

>flouride is bad

It's called composure and men used to be expected to have it

So it's like when the band kept playing when the Titanic was sinking?

>i guess the only saving grace is that survival rates of cancer have increased bigly in the last decade or so, i remember growing up being taught that the survival rate of most cancers was like 10-20%. i feel like a shitton of people survive it now, though i guess that's probably more because of our ability to just detect it at earlier stages

You have to remember that cancer is being used as an umbrella term for a bunch of diseases that share characteristics.
Just because treatment for breast cancer has improved, doesn't mean the same treatment can be used to cure liver cancer.
And as you'll see, some cancers get more coverage and more funding to research treatments.

Some cancers have a stupid high survival rate, like testicular cancer. Which has something like a 98% survival rate, because it has a low chance of spreading and can be taken care of with a simple operation.

Pancreatic cancer is another beast because it's situated at the top of the digestive track, which means it very easily spreads to other vital organs.
Stage 4 pancreatic cancer basically means that the cancer has spread all over the other digestive organs. It's a quick death sentence.

>hopefully pancreatic cancer has been/is/will be following that survival rate trend too

Hopefully, but not likely.
We need more attention and funding to support cancer prevention. I think finding a cure is important, but preventing it is just as important.
Simple things like reminding people to avoid being overweight.

god bless you alex trebek

Something like that. One of the chief classical virtues was dying well. People wrote books about it. The ars moriendi. A good death means facing your mortality with your dignity, virtue, wits and, yes, even sense of humor intact.

oh shit I've got all of those