If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

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curry

Me? I'd serve janny's head on a stick.

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>yogurt
>pudding
>lobster
>casserole
>lengua
>agua fresca

Oreos covered in pancake batter then deep fried. That shit is amazing.

Everything except popcorn

Milk. Only the finest

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'za, nice and hot, dripping with juices, throw a coupl'a ronies on there and you're a winner

i sneak in a double Whopper, large fries, and a Big Fish sometimes

annoys people close to me tho because of the smells

>If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?
>Me? I'd serve the same thing they serve in every theater.

Am I missing something

corn syrup balls covered in hydrogenated butter replacement

>made the mistake of watching a video and hearing her talk
Ruined forever, it's not fair

Pic related

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sunflower seeds

M'BOY

Based

i'd just serve falcon treats. only plebs eat at the kinoplex.

fuck off reddit

Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider movies and laxatives.

Giant turkey legs.

Onions on the opening nights of superhero movies.

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Sushi

I wouldn't serve any food because if you can't sit for two hours without shovelling snacks into your fat face then you don't deserve to be watching the kind of kino I'd be showing. You greedy fat cunts disgust me.

cringe

It's not that we can't, it's that we don't have to because we don't live in some third world hellscape where you go hungry 6 days a week LMAO

I don't care what fatties think. Have a heart attack already you foul lard bucket.

I'm the one who might have started this meme on accident when I asked for what kind of food you'd serve in cinema and someone said crab legs. I don't even know how many years ago this was. Might be over a decade.

movie enhances food, food enhances movie. do you also refuse to sit down?

I would only serve sugar free gummy bears

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I'll have one of those

Ice cream and cake because modern movies are made for manbabies and emotional women.
Pie for the sophisticated older gentleman who comes in for "Tuesday Afternoon Classics".

For me, it's 'go 'za. 'sty and 'ly 'ed.

What kind of devil are you

with beer and potatoes

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They are called beignets you uncultured swine

those aren't beignets

Me? I’d serve Anna Sophia Robb legs

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You fat cunts are always trying to make excuses for your gluttony. It would be amusing if it wasn't so pathetic and disgusting.

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