It was overhyped

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Man, when even Vox and WaPo say this movie is mediocre and bland you know you failed

I heard this movie was designed to make women feel oppressed

Nah... not much worse than Y2K. ; )

Have sex

Lonely sexless incel doesn't get it, what a surprise

So is every Superhero movie ever made

First the 2 year long Russiagate investigation comes crashing down with nothing to show for it, and now... this. I can't see the left recovering. It's Trump 2020 by a landslide.

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Overhyped? Everybody's been shitting on it for the past few months!

NO SHIT EINSTEIN

spoilers for this one are boring as shit but the board is going to be a mine field a week before endgame isnt it? im planning to dip the hell outta here when the time is ripe

Have sex

You don't say!

Even Yea Forums thinks you are an asshole, sperg.

>Actually watching any of these "movies"

People actually do this? Here I thought we all shitpost about marvel for fun and watch James Benning or Brakhage movies all day.

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This was basically Avengers Infinity War 0.2: A Fragmentary Passage, or: The Story Of That Person Nick Fury Called Before He Got Disintegrated

not as sad as the losers that dont watch them and post webms all day long to "troll xD"people who do

>being concerned about spoilers for capeshit
christ alive I thought you guys were just a meme.
yet here you are.

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>at the cinema
>subtitles

Is this another game of "guess the third world country"?

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based "Have Sex" poster

It's a generic capeshit flick with a wooden lead actress. Basically Marvel's Green Lantern (Ryan Reynolds). They could have just rode it out but they had to promote this movie as a social movement and shoehorn a character no-one likes down everyone's throats, and now they are going to pay the price.

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Nah? Really? Like every other capeshit? Who'd have thought it?

By incels. Seriously.

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Can someone spoil me all the parts in that movies that are relevant for Endgame ?

This

Other than the mid-credits scene which has already been posted multiple times there's only one other thing:
The Skrulls, which have to ability to turn into anyone they want, have been on Earth since the 90s. The movie doesn't make a direct connection to Endgame, but I can almost guarantee one or more characters from Infinity War/Endgame are actually Skrulls in disguise.

I haven't actually seen the mid credits scene yet

>Basically Marvel's Green Lantern (Ryan Reynolds)
where's the praise and media shilling for that one? an ryan reynolds at least seemed awake

see
Ignore the "funny" subtitles at the end. What she actually says is "Where's Fury?"

I’m gonna guess it’s Thor 1&2 level of mediocre?

it's shit

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Oh fuck, that's terrible. Thought it was the start of the film

Nah, man. The entire movie is set in the 90s.

Seems that way. The positive reviews mostly have this apologetic quality about them talking about how it's important and it's OK to be mediocre because it's inspiring for little girls. If Captain Marvel was truly supposed to be the face of the MCU going forward this really needed to knock it out of the park like Iron Man did and just hasn't happened.

I just want to see Endgame and finally be done with it all. I'm so tired

I could spoil it for you right now. Do you really want to know who defeats Thanos? because it sure as fuck isn't who you think it is It's Gamora