Women and Children first, oh and lock the irish in steerage
How did Rami get away with it?
who am i, andrews?
Asian men and white women only
>oh and lock the irish in steerage
But sir, there are enough lifeboats for all of us?!
Steer away from the iceberg! Do it!
Can you imagine being deep inside the Titanic as it sank, not even having the benefit of drowning to be put out of your misery? Who do you think was the last person alive inside? Do you think maybe someone survived the implosion, was in an air pocket, and lived for several minutes as the Titanic plummeted?
their would of been air pockets no doubt imagine in the dark knee deep in coldwater hearing the titanic break up and just a matter of time till the pressure caves in the walls, fuck that shit
"No ice? How am I supposed to drink my whiskey. The only thing Irish worth my time? Change the course, Mr. Murdoch!"
>"SHOOT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!" Murdoch exclaimed while emptying his clip on a group of Irish who barely escaped the Iceberg massacre
>"Iceberg? Well is it ice or a berg? Maintain speed and heading, Mr. Lightoller. We're about to find out."
"Iceberg? This ship can only hold so many unpopular minorities."
>"With a ship like that we could discover the depths of the oceans with, Mr. Murdoch."
>"Sir?"
"All passengers from first and second class are in the lifeboats, sir. We still have enough space to border the third."
"Fill the boats with rats, Mr. Lowe. I prefer to save vermin that is not acting like it's something else."
>everything could have been avoided
That's pretty good.
But, sir! We already locked the nuggets in steerage!
"Well there isn't going to be much of a movie if we dodge it, Murdoch."
>sir, all the white women have chosen to go down with the ship
Women don't get to choose, Mr Murdoch. It's not 2019!
Those irish folks had no idea what captain Smith had up his sleeve
you heard the captain
>Abolish slavery? What is this 2016?
kek and based
Nobody got anything saved from some old Captain Smith threads? Pissed my pants back then reading them.
Bring up only the African men, pair them with the women and children, lock the doors before the white and the Irish men gather
Asian women and white men only
>"Water is coming in through the leaks, sir!"
>"Send the Irish down, tell them it's whiskey. It appears I am the only sane person on this boat yet again."
>sir, all the white women have chosen to go down with the ship
>Oh and the Strauses. Make it look like an accident.
DEEEEEEEEPTH!
"Then be a gentlemen and hold the door, god damnit Murdoch!"
>ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD
>CAPTAIN SHALL WE GO HARD TO STARBOARD
>..."No"
>all those white people who died thanks to an (((iceberg)))
It's ok they were mostly anglos so it wasn't a big loss. Too bad about the ship though. It was a nice ship apart from its weak hull.
DEAAAATTHHHHH!!!!
>DIE YOU FEDERAL RESERVE OPPOSITION MEMBERS
>(((they))) payed good money to make it look like a accident.
>"Sink the boat, Murdoch. It's time for me to retire."
Shall we beat to quarters?
IS THIS ALL THAT YOU CAN CONJURE, TITANICMAN?
Jack off to anything you want to, who am I to judge
Getting warmer here!
>Iceberg, Noseberg, Shekelberg, it makes no difference to me. Its time we made a difference, Murdoch. Change course full speed ahead.
kekked. Audibly.
>the lookout guy was replaced at the last minute and forgot to give the new guy the key to the case that contained the binoculars
>That one Irish woman who puts her children to sleep not realizing they'd soon wake up to a violent implosion and swift drowning anyway
F O U R H O U R S
>not realizing he sank the ship on purpose