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>6.9 average score
Have sex
Is this your new talking point?
Have sex
seething roasties btfo
Fucked your mom redditor
>incels claim movie will flop
>SJWs claim the movie is the second coming of Christ
>movie is a moderate, but not overwhelming, success because it's just another generic Marvel movie
>both sides take this as a victory
Lol this movie is gonna be more rotten then your pseudo tranny vaginas
What will sex do for user apart from expose him to an STD and an unwanted pregnancy?
fucking kek to the max
This movie is fucked on opening day.
How the fuck does this shit even work?
CUT MY SCORE INTO PIECES
Guys I've been making fun of incels for weeks now and girls still aren't fucking me. What is going wrong, I must not understand something here. Can somebody fill me in where I collect the pussy?
go down! go down! go down! go down!
NOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING THE INCELS WERENT SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS ONE!!!!!
>Soi-rich didn't like it
Shocked
People love it
Go down (like the review score) to the welfare office and they should have your ally vagina ready.
What's even worse is that Netflix releases their Formula 1 documentary series on Friday and the Australian Grand Prix will obliterate its second Sunday.
I do have sex, regularly.
one is a woman, one is a man
>A 50% grade is considered fresh
So they're rigging the system to make men look worse on headlines? Imagine my shock
this kills the incel
>arguing with holes.jpg
Alright this is based
The answer to feminism, bravo user.
How would having sex make a 5.5/10 movie any better?
I have sex with my waifu's onahole every day.
Based.
i think the thinking is that you wouldnt have such a hatred of women and thus wouldnt be afraid of their empowerment.
CHANGE
MY
PITCH
UP
FUCK
MY
SHIT
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>When four separate people don't have an excuse for why the kweenie movie isn't working and can only say "Shut up incel" in response
NOOO SAVE ME YOU INCELS
I don't think anyone hates women's empowerment. They just hate mediocre films with falsely inflated scores for political reasons.
Wonder Woman was a pretty fun, entertaining movie that empowered women without any shoehorned message. Why did this one have to be such a political virtue signal?
even the MCUdrones hate it
You're a superhero, deal with it
Why is everyone obssed with Captain Lotrimin??
Have sex.
I don't like Marvel, but WW was just cliche trite that looked like ass. Trading in one crippling flaw for another.
>Ver's
Dmc 5 also comes out soon.
Fucking Russians.
How does a person become this cucked? Surely he’s payed to post that?
so on average of Welcome to Marwen to The Last Jedi how bad is this movie
>without any shoehorned message
>"I am the man who can."
What's going on here? I was busy having sex for the last few weeks and missed the latest trending topics...
Has anyone seen this movie y'all seem to hate ?
>didn't make a film about this based guy even though you set it up in guardians of the galaxy
you deserve this mouseshills
>use fucking COLOUR when adapting a COMIC BOOK to the big screen
Why do they keep prattling on about this? I know they're referencing DC movies being 'dark' but DC movies do have more colour than the MCU.
Synder might be a hack but visually at the very least he knows what he's doing.
I dont think many people hate womens empowerment (in the west at least)
I think a lot of people hate phony women's empowerment that necessarily has to come at the derision of men and delivered in a mocking condescending tone... however this "evil" version of women's liberation is more tempting to idiots than mundane equality and it is this version of women's liberation that this larson girl seems to support.
>marvel movies are never bad
thor 2
avengers 2
iron man 3
ant-man 2
Stop participating in gay orgies and you'd know what's going on faggot.
This is a good video if you haven't seen it
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this 100%
Shills keep saying this "maybe she will be good in Avengers" shit and use Dr. Strange as an example. Dr. Strange was already one of the strongest characters (in terms of characterization) that the MCU had in the solo film. It's so much bullshit.
All of them are bad, user
Just LOOK at this visual masterpiece
So this is the power of Marvel's strongest hero
It's like a low-budget SyFy pilot
>use fucking COLOUR
I know this is a pun to DC but it's really not a good one since all Marvel movies are grey as fuck and visually all Snyder movies blow anything marvel has ever done out of the water
The best marvel movies are around a 7/10
Most fall around the 5-6.5 range
Some have been 3-4
I did fucked this fat slut last friday, then dumped her fat ass on sunday. the movie still sucks
I never fucking don't lose my shit laughing at that image
Yawn, cry more fattie
You're full or shit it's not bad at all
>hasn't seen doctor Strange
opinion discarded
>Implying the Captain Marvel hate circlejerk isn't one big incel gay orgy
Y'all delusionnal
I did
>we're ripping off inception VFX dude are we good yet?
>those quips
Take this YIKES shall you need it for your journey, brave shill
>ripping off inception
Great. Why post even more proof that you haven't seen Doctor Strange?
Opinion discarded. Pleb filtered.
>all these nice people wishing me to have nice sex
When I finish the examns I will. Thanks, I hope you have sex too.
incels BTFO
the choreography is retarded
she's like *taps on the shoulder* hey!
then swings in the air like she has the reflexes of a grand-mother
They were seeking that BP movement again, the orchestrated one filled with stunts like setting up charities and bussing black kids around and making it a racial empowerment thing. It worked, even as soul sucking as it was, it did. But they were years late on the women empowerment angle and you could tell they were trying their hardest to change the narrative to make it seem like they got there first. It wasn't by any means the first solo superheroine flick. It wasn't even going to be the first critically and commercially successful one, WW beat it. So they really had to kick it up to 11 to make it seem like it was this major social event but even then people can only be duped so much before they say, 'hey, wait a sec" and it all falls through. Doesn't help Carol just isn't interesting enough to be their first go at a solo female actioner. It'll make money, I don't doubt it, but it definitely isn't going to be the wet dream they wanted it to be. And it may hurt them in the long run if they keep going down this road. They were supposed to be the fun, light, popcorn movie verse not one heavy with social justice and woke burdens.
>Peter Travers
How is this man still reviewing movies? the tidbit shown shows he didn't like the movie, but gave it a 4/5 bc of "sexist trolls"?
Isn't this bitch supposed to be the strongest or something ?
Yet she moves around like a regular human.
Fucking marvel can't do even basic fight choreography right.
My wife is a total NPC normie who always supports "woke" stuff, but last night she surprised me by going off on a rant about how that congresswoman isn't an anti-semite for saying the US should stop supporting Israel and how it sucks that nobody can voice this opinion without being called a racist.
Visually bland as all get out. And Brie is about as convincing as a fish out of water.
s o m a n y c u t s
You don't have a wife, that said your imaginary wife is 100% correct about Oman's views on Israel and the reaction from both the right and the left about it is a disgrace.
Why do people like the first Avengers again? Just because it was the first to put them all on screen together? Big whoop, I guess. Don't get any of the hype besides that. God, what a bore that was and I couldn't believe how lousy it looked. I won't shit on them all but there are a few held highly that I'm like why? Average to eh at best.
Thanks user, she'll like being told that you agree
agreed
Age of Ultron is better than Avengers, although they're both bad
you're right I missed that one it's also shit
Cant blame tho
this movie was just so damn boring
are you ok?
movies still shit discord
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Brie Larson fights Bill Gates on top of a train? Dayum, I might watch it after all.
Once it's pirateable of course.
Ok I will, sorry your movie is trash though
But most of the biggest sexists I've known were older men that were married
Smoke.
White male millennial virgins calling others incels is pretty hilarious.
Smoke.
>when standards have fallen so hard
ANNOUNCEMENT
Replace to rotten tomatoes at lettucereviews.com
Are you smoking yet?
Why the fuck is the feminist vs manbaby crap even a thing with this movie? Just because Brie is an obnoxious SJW? So is the rest of Hollywood. Did Disney's marketing department just look at Ghostbusters 2016 and decided to copy it?
what a provocative statement. yipee.
I thought this would easily be over 95. How did they fuck it up? They can’t even appeal to the paid libtard shill critics they hired
are these paid or bots or just roasties
Because its always okay when liberals and/or POC women do "racist" or "antisemitic" things, haven't you figured this out?
Its why Roseanne got fired for a drugged up joke tweet and Maher can make nigger jokes with less controversy than when he shits on capeshit. Or why Gunn got rehired by DC almost immediately after he got busted for offensive joke tweets.
They'll gladly shit on "Nazis" for saying one thing, and then say the same shit later and pretend they weren't the ones saying it was antisemitic to focus criticism on Israel because the altright does it.
Pepe what is this?
>signature formula
Modern film making is garbage.
hahaha funny clown
Why do you think that having sex is the only objective in life?
Pre-marital sex is a sin
>MarvelBro
BASED
I'm more or less sure a lot of MCUfags just imagine a better movie while watching MCU flicks.
'Murrika is pretty much becoming the land of magical realism psychosis.
That can't be real..
t. virgin
It won't fall below 70%
This I can guarantee
inb4 WW3 over some shit like this
I'm thinking she's back
It's the only thing they can latch onto to insult people with since calling anons racist or sexists on Yea Forums doesn't work.
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>the evil thing she has to kill is the whitest softest male around
this movie is sorta.. racist.
look closer user and you will see how pretty she is.
Greta was kinda fun in a completely: this could be so much better if Chloe and Maika would have fucked midway and in the end' kind of way.
>Why do you think that having sex is the only objective in life?
It's because women are nothing more than three holes and even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they're nothing!!!FACT!!!
Have sex
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Thanks retard
I did bro you are still a mousecuck capeshit watcher tho
I see it now, absolutely based
>zeldaprince
nuke the internet
stop begging for sex you fucking tranny
Formerly higher.
oh no its getting higher bros
I came here to laugh at the trannies. Ah, there they are:
Why does she wear that suit? It looks like something a garbageman from the future would wear.