He did nothing wrong

black metal is music kino but you obviously have no ability to process the wide array of emotions it conveys.

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guy was a psycho who pushed his "friend's" suicide and then used his blown apart head for an album cover, he played with fire and he got burnt bad

Portal movie when?

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This movie was fucking shit

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>commie
>looked like a tranny
>encouraged dead friend suicide
>took pictures of dead friend
>used dead friend as album cover for publicity
>made a necklace out of dead friends brain pieces
>so out of reality he gifted other necklaces to other band members
based varg removing scum from this earth

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No, because Rory doesn’t have a receding hairline like Razorfag

now THATS something I would watch

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>commie
i stopped reading there. why is this bad?

HAHAHA, good one. Time for you to kys now.

Suicide is very black metal btw

SHIT what a flawless argument i guess i have no choice but kys myself now FUCK how can i ever recover

Shouldn't have said that, bud

Now Varg's coming for you

Fuck off to discord, tranny

>>encouraged dead friend suicide

what is known about that, really? from what i heard it was a kind of exasperated "why don't you fucking do it then" type of tough "love" taht friend and coworkers might use. are you saying he was in his ears telling him to kill himself for weeks or something?

he never used Dead's picture as an album cover, that "album" was a bootleg from south america, Euronymous had a pen pal and he probably send him some of the photos

He did things to purposefully annoy Dead to the point that he'd refuse to come out of his room while Euro was in the house.
>play loud synth music he knew he hated
>talk about how he should kill himself
>leave him in the house alone for periods of time with a loaded gun
>have Varg mail shotgun shells to him as a gift

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He also was said to have poisoned people as a "joke" at parties and was extremely bossy and was very very controlling. When he was murdered, many people in the circle were not sad about it and that he probably deserved it

Maybe, but it still was better for everyone that he died.

According to Once Upon A Time In Norway, most everyone in the scene hated him. He was a dickhead and people were unsurprised, even glad when he was killed.

That's because they're a bunch of edgelords. No one deserves to die like that.

>varg fucking all those sluts in the movie
unironically alpha as fuck

They weren't glad he was killed, so much as they were glad he was gone. Everyone seemed to agree that he was holding the genre back with his elitism.

He was really just an ironic tankie because it's edgy, so even from a commie standpoint he was a fag.

>Everyone seemed to agree that he was holding the genre back with his elitism.
Now black metal fans just do that on their own.

Lel is this fucking real?

Yes. Vargs channel is a gem t b h.

he still intended them to be that, he went in and played around and posed his body so he could make a cover out of it

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damn, macaulay culkin looks like THAT?

His bandmate (Necrobutcher maybe?) said Euronymous was purposely staying at his house when Dead an hero'd so an obviously suicidal and depressed Dead would be alone.

no one can EVER answer this question properly. you all just regurgitate right-wing talking points

>GOMMUNISM BAD!
lel

Necrobutcher and Hellhammer both hated Euronymous

Didn't Euronymous tell Varg that being gay was the most rebellious thing they could do?

the pyramids are negroid trash. why do wiggers like to claim them?

Dead was the real crazy motherfucker, even as edgy as he was, only a real crazy motherfucker would bury his clothes so he could feel dead when he wore them

>gommunism guud, only coincidence that it always ends in genocide

>genocide is bad!
>oh btw im a natsoc :^)
kys

Yeah that's a problem that is pretty stupid if you ask me.
>genre of music that is intentionally difficult to get into
>band logos are barely above goregrind-tier Rorschach tests
>imagery to try and scare off anyone not trve, kvlt, and grim enough
>still after all of that, people act like gatekeeping assholes to critique every facet of someone's life to an autistic degree just to see if they are worthy of listening to some bullshit that a lonely dude shit out with a Mr. Speak & Spell in his bedroom
And after all of that crap, I do actually like black metal, but the scene and the people are all fucking retarded.

>pyramids
>trash
cope

That's just edgelord Gaahl trying to justify being a fag.

>"my friend shot himself with my gun after cutting his arms"!
>knife sitting on top of the gun
nothing suspicious here

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Was it actually self defense or was it planned by Varg?
I've seen conflicting reports, but allegedly they had norwegian blackmetal beef before hand.

>drives 500 km over the night to stab a guy 27 times because of some rumors
>self defense

It's well known that he moved the weapons for the photo.

name one metal genre which isn't like that

He was there to 'sign a contract', though I'm not sure who enticed whom.
I didn't read anything about him breaking in but yeah it's dubious.

I hope there was an extended shot of Varg eating cereal

Oh, there are only commies and nazis in this world
right

fuckhead

that scream jilted lover
wtf vark a homosex?

>natsoc babbie btfo
stay mad edgy niggerfaggot

He could have just mailed it. Would have arrived the next day. You don't spend that much money on gas (which is super expensive in Norway) just to deliver a contract.

I guess that was my question, did Euronymous suggest the contract or was that actually just Varg's excuse for the drive? Because one of those clearly leads to one suggestion that makes his story pretty suspect.

haha he's so based, top kek

Why did Varg come up with a cover story BEFORE driving over there and killing Euro?
And no, that’s not just info from the movie. That’s how the cops put 2 and 2 together to arrest and sentence Varg for murder.

>you don't like my shitty extremist cult
>you must belong to that other shitty extremist cult
lmao, go to bed tranny

>waaah stop playing music I don't like or I'l kill myself
Maybe this deadfag wasn't cut out for living after all.

>tranny
oof, calling someone a "tranny" was very right-wing of you

>stab a guy 27 times
huh, he fell on the glass shards, get your fact straight.

Yup, normal people are very right-wing

How the fuck is Varg already out of prison for premeditated murder?

The true question is what was Varg doing driving from Bergen to Oslo in the middle of the night to show up at Euronymous's place unannounced? I cannot believe it was just to discuss a contract clause.

Because Norway is a joke.
You see those studio apartments they call “prison cells” over there.
Yeah, Varg claims his prison stay in those apartments was hell and worse than American prisons.

nord laws, maximum sentence is 25 years

He really doesn't, though

he's based and redpilled

Meanwhile, Breivik lives better than most people who aren't even in prison.

He really does, though.
youtu.be/iWhdzIJMEmQ
youtu.be/puITLGGOb7Q

hey man, he's gone through the rings in there give him some sympathy, do you even know how long it took him to secure that playstation 3?

kino

the movie seems really boring and didn’t know what narrative it was trying to tell. my expectations were really high cause it looked interesting and i somewhat listen to the genre. cinematography was kino though.

When you are already depressed and showing suicidal tendencies, it probably isn't going to take much to really push you over the edge, especially if someone you are living with is constantly doing shit on purpose to egg you on.

>hetero-normative
>transphobic
ouch. you're not doing yourself any favors here, nazifag. literally kys pls thnx

>How about a beer?
>I don't drink alcohol.
>Well, what would you prefer? A glass of milk, Kristian?
>*cue laughter from the crowd*
>fast-forward a couple years
>in the process of getting stabbed to death
>I think I'll have that glass of milk now, Oystein.

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I've seen Americans get lighter sentences.

Is that really what was said in the movie? God damn.

how much did he actually serve? it's only just 25 years since it happened right?

K I N O
I
N
O

Was he right?

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He got out in like 2009 I think. So that would put it at being paroled after serving 15 years of his 21-year sentence.

Is that the kid from home alone?

16 years I think.

>gets to record and release music while in prison for murder
>literally gets out after a couple years and starts faggy traditionalist YT channel to shill his retarded board game
>lives in the middle of nowhere with his autistic wife
Varg is such a fucking faggot lmao

oh fug.

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1993 to 2009, so yeah, 16 years.

>Varg was released ten years ago

Feel old yet?

>white people
The best people hands down. Well, not you. You should probably keep yours up.

Could they have given Vars character an ever worse laugh. Every time he was laughing he sounded like such a faggot. What was the actor thinking

power metal

No, but he does mix up and drink a glass of Norwegian ovaltine. See

Posers

>have you seen this movie?
>yes
>what's it about?
>a guy who dies hard, twice.

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That's what he gets for mocking the restorative power of calcium.

You do realize that every single directorial decision made for Varg was to basically piss off the real Varg, right? All because he didn't like the project, told them to fuck off, and didn't give the rights to Burzum's music being included, despite him being a main and integral part of the story.
>fat, autistic Jew actor with the last name "Cohen"
>annoying laugh and weird mannerisms to appear different
>no charisma at all
>paint by numbers antagonist
>outsider seen as a tryhard with no friends
>fan of the Scorpions
I'm honestly surprised they even threw him a bone in the movie when Euro's character was talking about how good he thought his music actually was.

Communism is bad because of the nature of man. You can not do away with property. You leave the people powerless to defend themselves. Inevitably everyone is not treated equally. Resentment and bitterness lead to infighting. The cream no longer rises to the top. The government reins supreme over a powerless people and the few at the top siphon off all the wealth and leave the country and it's people in ruin. Most government does the same thing. Communism is just a fast track. Socialism, shared utopias, are wonderful ideas that can never exist because humans are assholes.

Far cry from back in the day when he said jail was too nice with their beds and toilets, and claimed he asked the cops to put him in a dungeon/beat the shit out of him.

>O'boy
>Norwegian

no fucks given

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Marabou was started by a Norwegian.

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how can you even fuck up a story like this

I had a black metalfag buddy back in my metal phase who did this shit. Funny at the time, cringe worthy now. On his 18th birthday he hailed Satan at a family with small children, then projectile vomited at a group of Indian girls because passing out on the sidewalk. Nfc where that retard ended up.

>Euro according to the movie is complicit in all of the fucked up and bad shit that they all did
>But Varg the bad man cuz he said faggot and called a whore a whore and look at how sad euro is about the mentally unstable guy he bullied to suicide :((((
Not even a vargtard but this shit is clown-shoes

His younger brother I think. He played the son in Signs.

>suicidal tendencies

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Fucking hell, has it really been a decade since I graduated?

>Make sure to shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity to larger shells
>Brought to you by the NRA

>Make sure to drink a glass of milk each and every day to grow up big and strong so that your skull is impervious to stab wounds
>Brought to you by the Dairy Farmers of America

Lord of Chaos was truly a movie about making your body an impenetrable temple, unlike the wooden churches so easily burned to the ground.

Power metal is the gayest thing to happen to metal since rob halford which is why nobody cares to gatekeep.

That actually happened?

>dude like why is communism bad?
>*Millions die from incompetence*
>like srs i don't get it
>*spreads gay shit and mental delusions in your society*
>rly tho why

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I loved the movie, but my buddy and I were cracking the fuck up every time he'd laugh.
>when Varg, Euro and Faust(?) were burning down that one church and you can hear Varg cackling off camera the entire time

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>Based on truth, lies, and what actually happened

what an incredibly ineffective scene

Did Varg really stab Euro in the dome? That was a savage finisher.

Where didn't he stab him?

But it's still metal.

basically all of them apart from the edgy ones and progressive metal

Yes. He even said on his yt channel once how hard he got him in the head and that he needed to step on Euro's dead body to try and get enough leverage to pull the knife back out.

my nigga cute

Progtards may just actually be worse than black metal edgelord fags.

Very generic movie that might as well have been about the rap or drug game
Why did they cast Varg as a fatass

Holy fuck, the literal madman. Does he talk about the old scene much on his channel?

not much but there are some videos about it

He used to. Now it's mostly just /pol/ shit.

Was the actor fat or just thick? They did a good job of obscuring which it was, considering how many times he fucked in the movie. Wasn't Varg a skinny bastard back then?

Thanks lads, might check out some his older videos.

Nothing is as gay as Mettalica. They had two good bassists. They shoved the first one into the path of an oncoming bus. The other they treated like a piece of shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=_SLWWMw4AxQ&t=6s
2:40->

Everyone I know in the scene in the Nordics are very down to earth. I'm guessing amerilards think they've got something to prove, so they try to out-kvlt eachother relentlessly.

He was, and still is quite skinny

In comparison the actor is fat, no point in differentiating between the two

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Is Fenriz as based in this as he seems to be irl

He's literally the only person from the black metal scene that Varg still likes.
So yes.

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>The cream no longer rises to the top.
as if its the case in any other system.
>inb4 capitalism
don't even start with this shit the shitshow we have today is "capitalism" only in name and "real capitalism" is just as much of fairy tail as "real communism" is.

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>Power metal is the gayest thing
>said the black metal fan

communism is kino patrician politics, it's only bad if you're an incel vargtard /pol/fag

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>still skinny

no, he has the body of an old man and he's quite heavy now

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lol

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Fenriz is the most based person involved with metal in Norway
youtube.com/watch?v=E1iXsF8787M

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couldn't have said it better myself. Hegel was an absolute pseud, Marx was a subversive layabout, and people who embrace communism today only do so because they want to destroy the West.

power metal is full on autismo music, just look at Dream Theater

100% accurate and based

youtube.com/watch?v=G1XAHjkS56A

Based.

Dream Theater isn't power metal, it's prog metal, the worst genre of metal ever.

Quick Rundown on Louis Cachet

>Varg Vikernes. (Birth name was unironically Christian Vikernes.)
>Raised in Iraq in the 80s because his family illegally oversaw Chemical Weapons Research for Saddam Hussein during the Iraq-Iran War; Varg personally met Saddam Hussein and said he was a role model growing up
>Joined the larp scene in Norway as a teenager
>killed his best friend because he looked at him wrong.
>burned churches and UNESCO monuments
>gets sentenced to lul norway prison for like 14 years
>meanwhile in America he would have gotten death penalty
>becomes a nazi in prison
>attempts to break out of prison, and robs a car at gun point
>gets caught and sent back to prison, only gets slap on the wrist
>gets out of prison
>Abandons his 13 year old daughter he fathered in a degenerate black metal party. Doesn't even have contact with her, or attempts to have contact with her. Literally caused a single mother
>abandoned by all family, and friends.
>literally marries a diagnosed autist in France
>Takes her last name, and moves to a cuckshed in the middle of nowhere in France. Now legally known as "Louis Cachet"
>Refuses to learn his host country's language, instead abusing their immigration laws. He can't even talk to his wife, outside of some broken English phrases she was forced to learn
>Literally lives off welfare, and has 5+ little baby money makers to keep the flow coming in
>Makes shitty youtube videos about how Italians are negroid, and why autism is genetically superior or why blue eyes makes me not go blind in the snow
>worshiped by "le deus vult" magapede larpers on 4chins for some unknown reason
>doesn't even make music anymore because he has to live in a hut and pretend its -3000 BCE to feel like a man
>no accepting the fact he is a complete loser, who knows nothing, and is a maniac LITERAL MURDERER WHO STILL SAYS HE DID THE RIGHT THING BY KILLING HIS BEST FRIEND

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these fucking snow beaners don't even bother to learn their host country's language, fucking cringe

Rory Culkin is best Culkin.

Yeah, I am an American and every time I go to the local record shop I get mean mugged even though most of the people there know me by now and know that I have a collection that's pretty deep. All of this bullshit posturing because I don't look the part because I have a really good job that doesn't allow me to wear Darkthrone t-shirts every day.

Fenriz sounds like a genuinely cool guy, and pretty much the only person from the scene that Varg has any semblance for respect and nice things to say (even if he calls him a drunk)
>Be Fenriz
>Be an integral part of the Norwegian black metal scene
>Thought of as one of the most trve and grim
>Rumored to live in the woods to be closer to the frostbitten forests of Norway
in reality
>Love music and collect everything from Uriah Heep to techno stuff
>Hold down a steady job working sorting machines in the regional post office
>Swing by Hevelte after work with some beers and hang out with his bros
>Get drunk and get lost on his way home so he just sleeps under a tree
>Likes his corn flakes soggy

why would he teach his kids disgusting frogspeak instead of God's chosen tongue of Bjærgvin?

>it's real because i imagined it
youtube.com/watch?v=0Qc8_UVd25s

that's pretty based, childless leftycucks will never know this feel

For me, it's the shitty Bathory and Blind Guardian logos drawn on the shirts that gets the biggest kek

because the frogspeaking taxpayer's money is raising this cuck's fjord nigger spawn

exactly. he's cucking the french state, why would he bend to them? they just can't stop giving him money lmao

said the alt-right incel

>incel
Wanna know how I know you're not from here?

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>Dream Theater
>power metal

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hit a nerve there, cuck

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you haven't been around much lately, have you

>muh 14 words
>muh r selection
literally niggers

>burzum

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Where do I watch the real documentary on it?

who the fuck is that

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>t. can't handle anything not in 4/4

Spot on

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Is that YMS?

After some thought, i've decided nu-metal is gayer. I also never said I like black metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=JFYVcz7h3o0

youtube.com/watch?v=8cDa7yZeci8

Nu-metal has to be the worst because it is pretty much universally reviled by everyone who isn't a fan of nu-metal itself. It's pretty much the worst type of music out there.

youtube.com/user/ThuleanPerspective

Say Hi to Varg's daughter!

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Doesn't look like a documentary. Looks like a crazy old murderer.

top cuck

Link to stream movie please

That's wrong metalcore will always be the gayest shit to ever exist
youtu.be/qLYoJgbybes

The movie was pretty good on it's own, despite the inaccuracies.

Euronymous' death was so stupid though, the haircut and that dress shirt fucking ruined it.

You can't win with Varg's story.
Pick your poison:
>Varg's biased recollection (Thulean Perspective)
>hipsters sucking daddy Varg's dick (Until the Light Takes Us) (Lords of Chaos, book)
>blatant hatred of Varg (Lords of Chaos, film)

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Not his daughter you incels

>thinking black music was about the "emotion" and not just teens making raw noise to sound grittier than death metal

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>posting superior aryan music
youtube.com/watch?v=tP-PhoTbhhs
youtube.com/watch?v=1yU9QyBa-v0

I've always considered metalcore and numetal as two sides of the same coin since the fanbases seem to be all the same people who grew up on gen-xoomer radio music.

>music

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As a boomer growing on the 90s this is beyond sad, the cringe is fucking painful
you zoomers can't understand it cause you're all muh memes muh ironic distance but the pain is real

Show me some nu metal

It was literally a bunch of 13-18 year olds just being edgy teenagers, but that doesn't mean they didn't pump out some great albums. Would be a shame to never have had Emperor, Ulver and Windir

>sound

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youtube.com/watch?v=HkhfL0pnMPQ

See: It's in the movie

based and redpilled

prove it

Man, this shit was in my wheelhouse growing up. I'm sorry Mom for forcing this shit on you during car rides.

She was super hot in Mandy

All of this is objectively true even though it's written in a disparaging way

Well, he didn't have a large penis (pretty small) and in fact he was shy as fuck when it comes to girls, actually the mother of her daughter was pretty average AT BEST, but they put a huge prosthetic in the actor and show him fucking a bunch of girls, so Varg better not complaint about it

resentiment

You will never be a real woman.

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>Well, he didn't have a large penis (pretty small)
Source?

He was sami and a commie retard and also gay

I love this song
youtube.com/watch?v=-2bX8YPQHpQ

probably the only """"black metal"""" song i enjoy, those keys my my dingaling pepper up.. Were there any TrVeKKKulT bands that sounded like it or had a similar vibe?

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kvlt is a meme, symphoblack is the best genre
youtube.com/watch?v=WnFqfI4jec8
youtube.com/watch?v=g20z35dgcOY
youtube.com/watch?v=IRctL_I3-XA

>live
>headbanging
>light show
>crowd having fun
what the fuck is this poser bullshit

sesh

Holy based.

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I can't decide if I love or hate this guy. He's funny and a total meme but he's also a complete asshole if you delve into some of the comment threads on his videos

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>unironically saying poser
y;know you're not supposed to go through that phase past age 12 right?

>be leaf
>work outside in the woods all year
>get home after work on a cold January night
>take a scalding hot shower
>take a puff of dude weed lmao
>hop into bed
>put on Havittety by Moonsorrow
>drift off as the snow falls outside
There's nothing comfier

>unironically

why is he commenting on amnesia?

Now there's a man with taste

I wish Varg made actual good videos on his youtube channel. The early ones were he talks about history of black metal, tales from his early life and prison, etc are kino. But all the recent videos that are basically just MUH PAGAN and MUH DEGENERACY and MUH KIDS are max boring

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top kek

I maintain that varg needs to go on joe rogan's podcast. Or joe comes to him and they can argue about weed over elk meat and a hike.

In all seriousness though, black metal is fucking garbo. The only reason people are still into it is because the folklore involved. the Helvete black metal scene is the equivalent to Ledger's Joker. overrated because of the deaths involved.

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No doubt Varg sees Joe as a degenerate and would never speak with him, but Varg on the JRE would be amazing.
>You killed a guy right? Stabbed him 23 times?
>Yeah
>wow... that's crazy... how many times do you think you'd have to stab a chimpanzee to kill it?

>What kind of knife did you use? Jamie pull that up.
>That thing'll tear you to shreds.

they'd talk about toxoplasmosis for 2 hours straight

The new immortal rips

It's like he still is a edgy teenager mentally.

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What other scene should get a biopic? Thrash metal? Death? Grind?

grunge tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=b5Kf4zBL6V8

Yeah, trve shit is stuff like Leviathan which is just one guy who hates humanity or Xasthur which is one guy who hates everything

Motley Crue is getting a movie, so hair metal is next.

Grunge sucks. My vote goes to southern/sludge metal, maybe centered on nola and katrina.

A metallica megadeth movie lets fucking go already

Motley crue is gay as fuck

It does.
youtube.com/watch?v=R0wla6Q1elY

>Motley crue
>gay

they unironically fucked like 12 girls a day. The Dirt is book kino. I never gave a shit about the music but the hairmetal lifestyle was fun as fuck.

New wave American heavy metal

Don't expect logic from black metal posers.

ever better a dave mustaine movie
even more better a sepultura sarcofago movie

honestly, who wouldn't have wanted to be Motley Crue?

>rip down sunset strip in your ferrari
>free coke
>free prime 80's supermodel pussy
>multi millionaires
>get to snort fire ants with ozzy

Pantera.

>who wouldn't have wanted to be Motley Crue?
Faggots that unironically wear corpse paint and cry in their rooms while praying to Varg.

nigga, Per was legit depressed since he was clinically dead at one point in his life. The rest of them were just fucking edgy niggerlords who wanted to be as edgy as possible. Per should have gotten actual help instead of getting goaded on by that faggot oystein

Peter Steele and goth metal.

Lmao movie was basically the director expressing his hatred for Varg.

>Euronymous is popular and cool with a successful record store and though he talks a lot of shit he's just a good guy who misses his buddy Dead deep down. Also he has a girlfriend?
>Varg is a fat nazi kid who wants to be Euronymous and murders him for almost no reason, also he slays pussy for some reason?

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only trve hardcore shit is stalaggh my dude

I love how this webm loops, trapping that guy with an endless circle of sips and stabs

GG Allin

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I think he actually was high functioning aspergers

because how can you maintain absolute control in your american-style family cult if you allow your children to be able to communicate with outsiders

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probably nigger.

There's no actor Chad enough to play Peter Steele.

kinographiá

People ITT actually think this band was real

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Neither of those are claiming it's hell compared to American prisons. The first one is just talking about the isolation aspect which can have a significant mental impact. The second is just about middle eastern donkey fuckers.

CAN ANY OF YOU FUCKERS TELL ME IF THIS IS BASED ON A REAL STORY OR NOT? FOR FUCK SAKE

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Burzum is technically Tolkien metal.

It's fresh frozen, chef. so yeah, but no, kinda.

Only in the name because it was obligatory to name your band after a Tolkien word(Gogoroth, Amon Amarth, etc)

kys my man

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Is that Euronymous? He did everything wrong. No one wanted the guy around and he got killed.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING LE 56% RAGING MONGRELS

GET DABBED ON FUCKING KEKOLDS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

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imo

Try to find his early writings from

Andrew WK

Fenriz is a faggot.

>muh true metal
>here's another album of rehashed crust punk, cause now I decided THAT'S THE REAL SHIT

He's like a 15 year old kid that just got into metal in an old man's body.

Fenriz is based

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>GET DABBED ON
Pagan faggots certainly did back in the day. Christianity more or less killed off Paganism.

Nobody likes you.

it is but it hosts blatant lies and ignores quite a lot that went on

And why would you be celebrating an attempted genocide on your ancestors?

Was euronymous a faggy poser? Lets find out

I thought the necklaces were fake? Or is that part of the movie not true?

>>lives in the middle of nowhere with his autistic wife
Chilling in Normandy is hardly 'the middle of nowhere'.

This could work. This could really work.

Best part is his campaign posters were legitimately him holding his cat with the caption "please don't vote for me."

how often do you fantasize Fenriz taking you from behind? You're doing it now aren't you?

Nah, that was about 10 minutes ago when I just couldn't keep edging any longer.

Only cuz you mentioned it.

My ancestors were already genocided over 2 years ago.
Now we live on reservations.

there are interviews with other band members other than varg who confirm it

Literally 1 hour ago
youtu.be/HRl-gDutIyo

He seems like a cool guy that would respect Peter Steele enough to do it.

die, bootlicker

But he doesn't complain about the dick size, yeah, ok

>part 5

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*200

Confirm they were fake or real?

Fucking kek

Wait, so Euronymous was in his underwear when he tried to kill Varg?

>claims adrenaline keeps someone fighting in self defense
>when there were 2 stabs to the head
>2
I'm pretty sure adrenaline doesn't keep your brain running

I knew a guy that kind of looked like that. He was a weasel of a human.

Why is he so obsessed with a movie he refuses to even watch for free?

>niggers want gibs
god damn low IQ Africans
>varg wants gibs
i'm just a freedom fighter cucking this illegitimate state! DEUS VULT

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real

BIGG BUTT VARG

Its literally a smear piece. They really drag him through the mud worse than he did for himself

Well then now I don't know what to trust. It kinda seems like everyone in the situations were bad people.

Video games and metal are for degenerates.

True, but he should lighten up or people will think there's more truth to the movie than he cares to admit.

Emperor's Prometheus album is the pinnacle of this kind stuff. And it's 10000x better than Dimmu Faggot. Go listen to it now. Ihsahn's (Emperor dude) first couple solo albums are good too. Then he got AIDS or something and got too far up his own ass.

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he's clearly a little nutty

It is overrated, but the first few Burzum/Darkthrone albums and De Mysteriis really are excellent. I'd say Dy Mysteriis aged the best out of all them, mostly because of Hellhammer's drumming (and that ridiculously amazing drum sound) and Atilla's unique vocals. I dunno how Hellhammer went from that sound to plastic triggers.

There is. Official police reports state there were 2 stabs to Euronymous' head which literally makes no sense against his argument. No person is going to take that many body stabs and a stab to the head and still be attacking you, for you to need to stab their head a second time.
He's obviously lying in the video. No amount of adrenaline is going to make a knife entering someone's brain not kill them.

This movie was a lot more enjoyable to watch than I expected it to be.
This and Stan and Ollie give me more faith in movies than some of the other stuff I've seen recently.

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Do even his biggest brown-nosers buy the self-defense angle?

The general outline is real. What isn't is details of how events occurred. Like I really doubt that Bard's stabbing was that prolonged and ridiculous. And I doubt the way Varg/Euronymous murder went down like it showed. I'm sure there was way less talking, much more panicking. Definitely no "speech for my last words" BS. Same with Dead's necklace. No one knows for sure if it's really his skull or not. There are rumours for both. Basically, anything where only one person was involved, or two were involved and the other is dead, is completely unreliable because we only have the word of a single person.

yes

Bread lines

>>You see those studio apartments they call “prison cells” over there.

Because Norway isn't full of niggers who would ruin them