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When did you realize that Data looks like Adrien Brody?
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Dukat DID do things wrong. He didnt wipe out every Bajoran when he had the chance.
When did you realize that Picard has a gigantic nose?
>couldn't even be bothered to make two cakes for Frakes
okay I'm ready to discuss star trek
Why didn't odo just turn into glass?
And please for once can we have a Trek thread without contracting an STD? Thank you
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Ensign Ro eats her hasperat alone.
This video came up on autoplay, whatever he was talking about wasn't important, but were seven of nine's tits this big? wtf
why didn't he just keep a waterproof trash bag in his pocket?
>reviewing trek on youtube
>life-size poster of the worst trek girl
opinion instantly discarded
Embarassing. Watch this
FOR THE FOUNDERS
Election tourists can't meme.
My dick, when the ass is fat.
>Are we still on for sexual organs tonight, Commander?
I can't in good conscience like Data knowing the man that played him is a sexual deviant.
there's nothing abusive about bondage
>the man that played him is a sexual deviant.
[love of data increases]
>sci-fi show/movie
>the smartest engineer is a black dude
No thanks I'm not into biopunk
kbai
>fails to end his "sentence" like a white person
Glass houses.
anyone have that pic where rooney is wearing a data shirt?
Anyone know the number of the Grinverse recut where Picard calls Data a "rape machine"?
B.U.M.P.
it's hard to say since he re-uploaded them and changed the numbering
Star Trek LX: So Very Dead (Even The Miri Kids)
What are the best episodes for fighting the infinite sadness?
The one with Worf's birthday
Hail the bastards
Useless cuck that lets his crew do whatever they want
can you do vertical activities in the holodeck? Like cliff jumping, or skydiving?
You can get pushed off the side of a schooner in the holodeck, so I'm sure you can do those things.
If Pike is the captain, why does he take orders from Burnham?
Because she's more intersectional than him.
Same reason Kirk took orders from Spark
You're not actually falling, but the sensation of air and force-fields flowing past you tricks your brain into thinking that you're falling.
God I hate his face now.
Friendly reminder STD is not Trek.
Janeway and Tuvok fly one of Davinci's flying machines
I loved TNG from the very beginning. Admittedly I was 2 years old.
TNG was the only space sci-fi on TV in its first two seasons so people just went with it.
STD is in competition with other, better shows.
FOR THE FOUNDERS
Gul Darhe'el did nothing wrong. Gul Dukat was just a fucking skirt-chaser.
I miss VF
We can't have nice things.
Why did you call the cops on him? He just wanted to be your friend
What the hell is this?
>call number
>finally found a dreck gf (male) in prison
Zines. It's how fujoshi used to communicate with each other before Tumblr.
for reasons unknown cave johnson has declared a one mar war against starfleet
Post bobs and vagene
I know what it is, but why Bones?
Prehistoric daddy fetish I imagine.
Was was Star Trek one of the very first things that fujos flocked to?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the first fan zines in existence were made so girls could read and write about Kirk and Spock fucking. This was the ship to launch all ships in the West.
That's literally where the term "slash fiction" came from (and mary sue, but literally everyone knows that), so I imagine its pretty likely, yes. TOS was really the first turbo nerd show for turbo nerds, so one would imagine its the forst thing that turbo nerds did turbo nerd shit about.
*Why was
oh I'm still here I've just been busy spocking around
See . Also, eye shadow.
Why'd you do it, Vee Eff
Yes it was the progenitorship, the shipularity if you will. However, it seems you have accidentally left your trip on. But don't worry, simply turn it off and continue to post anonymously with the rest of your anonymous friends on this anonymous image board. ^_^
Little baby got triggered
My reasons for deleting the first discord are many and complicated but the one most directly tied to /trek/ is that I lost the desire to host a group chat for a bunch of bored autists who wanted to dox and harass someone in real life. I expected better from /trek/.
It counts.
hi VF. I always liked you more.
>I expected better from /trek/
Please
I expect /trek/ to be a thread about star trek.
never reply to a tripfag at all on any board for any reason. once they stop getting (you)s they get tired of being ignored, take off the trip, and post like everybody else. even if you're right, even if they're demonstrably wrong, you just can't do it. group effort
hi
>I expected better from /trek/
oh boy, have this you
What was the best holodeck episode?
ah blando, ever the voice of reason
or, you could just post and reply as you want and have fun!
/trek/ has nothing to do with Star Trek at this point.
>Discord
The one where the doctor plays the sims and belanna fucks with his save and kills his daughterfu.
This is hypocritical at best
What's it about then?
Oh, do tell! Do tell!
>people in thread do doxing
>take it out on people in discord
At least come up with a good excuse.
BF doxxed herself and it had NO IMPACT on her life.
>spam, shitposting and discord-(You)s
>I feel so empty inside...
...if you know what I mean.
kek, I think I remember that one. Belanna was really like the little sister that fucks up your gamesave because you left your game on.
>politely reminds user to turn off trip before they embarrass themselves
>triggered
absolutely SEETHING
>WHITE KNIGHT deletes discord because someone doxed his waifu
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
*HITS PIPE*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a bf. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are fucking, sucking, anal and dating a boy for at least two years soley so he can go and ravage another girl. All the hard work you put into your tall bf - teaching him about the mystery of the clit, teaching him to eat pussy, meeting his parents, laughing at his stupid jokes. All of it has one simple result: His body is more enjoyable for the Stacy that he will eventually cheat on you with.
As a girl who has a bf, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your life simply to teach a boy how to eat pussy for a Stacy to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
we know its u bashfaggit
Do you... need to fill a hole Geordi?
okay fair enough nonny
Sometimes, I reply to myself.
(I still count the (You) though.)
I T C O U N T S
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This is really hot. I never go down on chicks, because that's for fuckin' queers, but now I want to be taught how to eat pussy for Stacy.
sure does, brah
Would it count if a hologram anal raped you?
laws of robotics, buddy.
>i want a pratice gf to betray
so does every guy with a penis.
You exchanged bacteria filled fluids from your mouth with a projection made out of photons.
It doesn't count Geordi.
the holodeck breaks every other week though.
barclay's sloppy seconds o the h-deck.
desu I think I'm just waking up to a light femdom fetish of being taught how to eat pussy
>be me
>go to holodeck
>get analy by holograms
see yah later virgins
*robotic voice*
Is it in yet?
>today i gave someone a fetish
proud of myself desu
Tell me your /trek/ related sex crimes.
I just wanted the orville to be good guys.
are you sure?
literally me
always make sure the holodeck knows your safe word
I called her maybe.
doesn't matter how good it is because your taste is shit
Hi VeeF
fuck you, chomo
STD thread is dead. Prognosis: no waifus lmao
>implying
okay, post one std waifu or husband then. i'll wait.
Bingo
And she doesn't even like games. Just does it to fuck with you and/or get attention.
>safe word
Pussy
star trek
>i'm putting together a team...
put together your team user!
>captain
>number one
>security officer
>navigation
>comms
>plucky ensign
>chief engineer
>doctor
>morale officer/bartender/neelix/guinan/whatever
I call "chief engineer"
okay user, you can be my engineer. but i was thinking more like you make a list of your team and pick your favorite captain and number one, etc.
like
>captain
picard
>number one
tuvok
>security officer
worf
>navigation
tom paris
>comms
deanna troi
>plucky ensign
wesley
>chief engineer
user
>doctor
phlox
>morale
garak
>new orville tomorrow
sleepover at starbucks!
No that's boring, let's make a crew of /trek/ regulars.
Oh Christ the tripfags are back. There was a mix-up at Amazon, I'll get my helium tank tomorrow. Goodbye everyone!
WARP FACTOR COOL
MAKE IT GO
>MAKE IT GO
smart!
>number one
hasperat poster
>still thinking it's cool to bitch about tripfags
>navigation
Dukat Did Nothing Wrong poster
When is Seth going to get Frakes, Spiner and Burton to guest star in an episode or two?
>Enterprise
>Excalibur
>Excelsior
>Endeavour
>Equinox
>Endurance
How can ships not beginning with “E” even compete?
I'm expecting Riker to just show up in an episode. No, I don't mean Frakes playing a different character. I mean Frakes playing Riker.
i don't consider myself a prude but this klingon cleavage is just way too "loud" for a cbs star trek show
>Riker shows up in the Orville dimension just to fuck the female crew and gorge on the food before having to return to the TNG dimension
I could believe it.
Those two are my favorite memers here. It takes a special kind of autism to lurk here and recurring gags like those are the reason I keep coming back.
Star Trek got boring. Sure, the spinoffs had some of the most powerful and emotional episodes in Trek, but overall, as a series, they're all pretty forgettable. As evidenced by the fact that most people have forgotten them.
People still remember Kirk fighting the lizard man or "banging the green chick". The original Trek was an action adventure show with a dash of poignancy to elevate it from mindless action. There are waaaay too many Trek fans who either forget this or are in denial about it. Usually they're the ones complaining about J.J. Trek even though it uses those same ingredients and has been a huge success.
See I wonder if we'd had a film like Trek 09 as TMP if Star Trek wouldn't have a fan following akin to Star Wars. It was around first, was hugely popular in reruns and people were disappointed when they saw TMP and its tone was nothing like people remembered. It was as if Roddenberry and Co. said "What Star Wars is doing? Yeah, do the opposite of that".
Star Wars is a great ride. Yes, it is paper thin in terms of story and depth. It's fun, exciting and feels like a real adventure. Meanwhile Star Trek just got more preachy and "issue oriented" despite the fact that TV taboos were pretty much gone and we no longer needed Star Trek to covertly talk about things like racism, drugs, etc. when regular TV was talking about those things openly and more boldly than Trek ever did. And rather than say "that phase of the franchise is over, let's get back to our roots", they just kept on and got preachy. Preach is boring.
I'll take Kirk fighting the lizard man any day.
>Riker shows up as the cook
confirmed
>normal Orville episode
>Mercer is cracking a joke
Computer, end program
Friendly reminder that discord is reddit and only trannies use it.
I'm not sure I follow the logic as no one in the Discord participated in this, but fair enough
>Discord
YouTube is filled with hateful kikes who only want us to see Elsagate videos and trannies fighting each other.
Fucking Beta
ezri dax a cute.
CBS actually sent Grin a cease and desist for "slanderous content" against their brands (namely, the TNG Recut parody series)
This is Ezri. Say something nice about her.
So tell me /trek/, what was Garak's crime that had him exiled?
she is mine
being too based
He pissed off his dad who was the head of the Obsidian Order
oh no now i don't have a waifu
Bajoran lawsuit case
>Spark
Kirk didn't take orders from Spark, Spock, or anyone else. He was his own man.
NIGGER!
good taste. but she is taken.
ya well whatevs there's a new discord now so quitcher bitchin
thing is that the ugly tranny you are trying to protect ended up making a new discord xerself so xhe can have a place for her loser fans
Computer, when is Lt. La Forge's next scheduled to strike out with another young engineering ensign?
>Holodeck 4 is booked for 2000 hours tomorrow evening.
Please display Lt. La Forge's chosen program and enable modifications.
>Acknowledged.
When Geordi summons the violin player, replace the ocean with blood and recognizable body parts of members of the crew floating on the surface... replace violin player with Counselor Troi's mindrape screams...introduce a hurricane-force gust of wind towards the beach that smells like a Klingon fart.
>Modifications complete.
In addition, override exit controls so the door can only be opened by an officer with the rank of Commander or higher. Disengage safety protocols.
>Modifications complete.
Where can I get that poster or at least the image on it in poster size resolution?
TNG got good.
I'm still waiting for STD to do the same(it won't).
Discord is a terrible place, just let it go.
>Be Worf
>Have Klingon waifu, doesn't want to follow tradition and fucks off
>Comes back and gives Worf an annoying little retard he has to raise before dying
>Worf tries again and fucks Troi's slutty ass, is dumped again for Riker
>Worf gives up finding pussy on the Enterprise, moves to DS9, hooks up with Jadzia, pretty good this might work out
>Oh shit Dukat did nothing wrong to Jadzia, time to move on
>Worf gets a second chance with Dax even though she is an annoying pixie girl now but he is desperate, however Ezri is tired of his barbed Klingon cock and cucks him for Dr. Muhammad
Worf's life is suffering.
ya I saw
the new first officer seems pretty rad
16 days until shatner turns 88
I made a new discord because people wanted it????
OH NO 4CHANS DOXXED MY WAIFU
BETTER DELETE THE DISCORD
baste
>4CHANS DOXXED MY WAIFU
WEW, HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?!?!?
>the new first officer seems pretty rad
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
I hope that fucker makes 100 and then heads off into L'Ultime Frontière!
Who got doxxed?!
I think the discord had some cool dudes in it but it only existed to keep us away from, ahem....
P I S S
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She was doxxed prior to the discord even being made so your reason for deleting it doesn't even follow.
>doesn't matter I never was involved in it from the start
>discord was literally created to coordinate reports and circle jerk
wow it really improved /trek/ alright
>it's a fags post about discord drama
>on Yea Forums
>and not in discord
>episode
huh, maybe you could all like fuck off back to discord?
The worst part is that people don't even know how to coordinate correctly.
The Wrong Way:
>spammer spams at 12 PM
>you report the spam at 12 PM
>Janitor A doesn't see a pattern and doesn't realize that it's spam
>spammer spams at 6 PM
>you report the spam at 6 PM
>Janitor B doesn't see a pattern and doesn't realize that it's spam
>spammer spams at 12 AM
>you report the spam at 12 AM
>Janitor C doesn't see a pattern and doesn't realize that it's spam
The Right Way:
>spammer spams at 12 PM
>you wait
>spammer spams at 6 PM
>you wait
>spammer spams at 12 AM
>you report the 12 AM spam *and* the 6 PM spam *and* the 12 PM spam
>Janitor C sees a pattern and bans the spammer
is 4chins ticket system that bad?
it's free ;^)
you are such a cancerous faggot holy fuck
Not even pathetic loser no-life jannies are here 24/7. They actually have lives.
>discord trannies have absolutely no lives outside of /trek/
>They actually have lives.
hmm
>hur dur i report at 12 am and then at 3 am and then at 6 am because i have no job or life at all but "peepeepoopoo" boogeyman is the real loser here
FAT
I just want to talk about Star Trek in a relaxed and casual environment.
At this very moment in time, I am not convinced that Yea Forums has a single janitor who is awake and at home, instead of at work or at school.
I'll just wait and see how long lasts.
that post opened my eyes
did you forget the cleavage of the sisters in tng
Okay this is epic
Upboated
You want to talk about yourself and post your own Kikebook pictures because you're mentally ill.
Are you gonna eat that?
>relaxed
>casual
Star Trek brought down the United States of America.
>relaxed and casual
fuck, marry, kill
>using kikebook at all
jesus christ
>everyone's in the military
>no money
>groupthink: internal dissent against the federation is never referenced
do they live in an authoritarian socialist military-dominated nightmare?
Fuck Seven, Marry Janeway, Reluctantly Kill B'elana
Yes, it would be terrifying in real life.
But every now and than a funky virus spices things up a little.
>fucking mark
/thread
Why didn't janeway and seven of nine's actresses get along
>reluctantly
I'd do it in a heartbeat
I'd fuck Janeway and marry Jeri tho
what is the context of this picture?
i think there are some episodes in tng where they meet non-federation humans. like the space-irish people they meet who are all drunks and sleep in barns with their goats. and riker gets that hot potatpussy
>Seven of Nine could have been First Lady but Obama put a stop to that ever happening
>we wuz alpha quadrant and shit
more importantly, now that the dust has settled,
>tess
or
>7/9
wait what
Best Star Trek show on TV at the moment.
What reason could you have to blame her for that?
I love you!
>fujoshits even slash odo and quark
No, you made a discord because you saw an opportunity to create a safe space and to develop a cult of personality around yourself. Congratulations, you're just like Stalin.
fuck /trek/
This general needs to be shelved.
cuck
People just need to stop posting in them and they'll go away
that's just the emissary visiting a Bajoran Temple
At least it's content.
Doesn't work.
When "people" stop posting then it just descends into a complete tripfag circlejerk and stale meme posting factory. Then, if someone actually did come to Yea Forums with the intent to genuinely discuss Star Trek and tried to make a thread, it would just get deleted for spamming threads or brigaded by other users for percieved spamming of threads.
As ever, the core issue is tripfags wanting to make it about them because they presumedly need the emotional gratification and anons conforming because it gives them a sense of belonging and acceptance. In short, human nature is its own worse enemy.
Bad content is worse than no content.
>doesn't like thread
>posts in it
Beg to differ. VF works hard for us to keep this joint scrubbed clean and fresh. But with bad content we can at least joke it a bit.
>Beg to differ. VF works hard for us to keep this joint scrubbed clean and fresh. But with bad content we can at least joke it a bit.
>it's a tripfag apologist
It doesn't matter if you beg to differ if you don't belong on the site to begin with.
>tripfag vanishes for a day
>/trek/ starts crying, drinking, and planning a funeral
>tripfag comes back
>"yeah I always hated tripfags, they're killing /trek/"
Are there superheroes in Star Trek?
They made that shit illegal, user.
>>tripfag vanishes for a day
>>/trek/ starts crying, drinking, and planning a funeral
A flare for the dramatic when it comes to the recollection these of events captain.
Mo the Marauder was Ferengi capeshit
>Captain, I regret to inform you that I am unable to come to a satisfactory conclusion on the exact amount of licks one would need to reach the center of the Tootsie Pop. My best estimate would be in the range of 200 to 300 licks to reach the chocolate center, with a margin of error of plus or minus 10%.
You get this one, user. I hope that cheers you up.
>no new posts
You're not helping
fuck you slowmo
>LIFE'S MOST CHERISHED EMOTIONS
youtube.com
/trek pls go
10000 threads enough
never-counters eternally btfo'd
I don't understand this meme.
they fight over if it counts as rape if you assault girls on the holodeck.
Geordi was portrayed at having bad luck with women on Star Trek: The Next Generation. The meme is he's only had sex with holographic women. (specifically, a holographic representation of the engine girl covered in moles). The meme typically involves Geordi insisting "it counts" or other characters stating it "doesn't count" where it is having sexual intercourse.
>the engine girl
You almost got away with it.
You didn't say boldly.
I really enjoy ENT. It's such a shame more people don't like it. I would have loved to see what they would have done with seven seasons
Why does it matter if Geordi never put his autistic wang in a real pussy?
>more time travel
>more retcons
>more bland supporting cast
naa
Not a question of people not liking it. Moonves nuked it because he has a hate-boner for sci-fi.
because nerds are obsessed with virginity.
>Not a question of people not liking it
It kinda was
Why is star trek hell bent on killing the idea of God?
Yes. B'Elanna skydives in an episode
Gene was a commie with a hate boner for religion.
I hate Michael.
Why don't they go on treks?
I liked it by the end. It isn't real trek but it could have been if they let it keep going.
Game's up, Neel. You'll never hurt another kid.
They do.
Your penis looks infected user.
ya but isn't most of /trek/ hella virgins/incels?
>hella
Get stabbed.
>hella
Everytime I hear that word I think of life is strange. Kys fagit for making me remember that shit
>hella
>incels
Reminder that we talk like white people in this general and if you see sloppy english like:
>hella
>y'all
>phonetic spelling
>be copula
It is your job to call the individual out and remind him of the white man's language he is appropriating, and suggest he starts showing more respect.
You didn't capitalize White.
There seems to be a Star Trek memorabilia for just about everything.
looks like I struck a hella virgin/incel nerve with that one
That appears to be homemade. Homepainted.
Is that a BF original?
What episode is this?
Real question:
Kurtzman holds a gun to your head and asks "Do you want more ENT or STD? You can only pick one and you have to pick one!" Well?
No matter what he does to you he will suffer no consequences, so don't bank on that.
I'd pick STD.
Really?! I have to admit that I find that very surprising. What is your reasoning?
He either only watched the first season of enterprise or he's a gay
I'm not a slave to the hive mind, I like it.
>I'm not a slave to the hive mind
I'm not doubting or attacking you.
>I like it.
Would you kindly explain in what manner specifically? I am genuinely interested.
Whatever you say, homeboy, but I've seen Trek schlock you people wouldn't believe.
You're a fucking drone, you delusional queef.
is STD good yet?
>I'm not doubting or attacking you.
No, but I knew even the slightest post of mild enjoyment of it would bring out immediately
>Would you kindly explain in what manner specifically? I am genuinely interested.
I think Saru is one of the better "outsider" characters (from the Spock/Data/Odo archetypes) of the series and while I'm not the biggest fan of the season long plots they've done and generally dislike Michael Burnham I think the rest of the cast is solid. I don't care about retcons, visual or otherwise and I think it's a step in the right direction considering the abysmal to tepid Kelvin films.
>Please turn down those lights I am very old and decrepit.
What'd he mean by this?
I also love that my enjoyment of STD elicits such unbridled loathing.
>No, but I knew even the slightest post of mild enjoyment of it would bring out # immediately
Of course, why else would you come here?
I'd ask him for more ENT before he even had a chance to take out his gun.
I haven't made a single post about STD all season.
Not even close. Everytime they do something that even approaches mediocre quality they do something else devestatingly idiotic the same episode.
Saru is generally ok though even he is sometimes still shot in the foot by the writers. Doug Jones is a treasure..
make another one you bitch, I'm sick of all the weebs and trannys in the thread. I was actually enjoying the slower, faggot free /trek/ and you ruined it.
REEE YOU HAVE TO HATE IT OR YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!
fuckin waste of digits for a std shill
Oh fuck, my parents still have that garbage can!
>No, but I knew even the slightest post of mild enjoyment of it would bring out [unconstructive user] immediately
Fair enough.
>I think Saru is one of the better "outsider" characters (from the Spock/Data/Odo archetypes) of the series
Agreed, completely. But I feel that has as much to do with Doug Jones' performance than the writing for his character. The recent revelations/developments with his character were handled fairly poorly imo, even if the argument is made that they were an interesting direction in the first place.
>while I'm not the biggest fan of the season long plots they've done and generally dislike Michael Burnham
Agreed once more.
>I think the rest of the cast is solid
Who else is part of the cast? Lorca/Pike (again, good performance with shaky writing...more Lorca in that regard)? Georgiou (mirror is much more compelling than original)?. AshVoq (I waffle between utter distain and barely tolerant)? Bridge crew (I honestly don't count them as we know so little)? Staments and Culber (I kinda like Staments but really dislike Culber and hate their chemistryeven more; no, its not a "gay thing")? Tilly (my opnion swings wildly depending on the episode)? Am I missing anyone you consider worth being mentioned?
>I don't care about retcons, visual or otherwise
I'm not a lore-queen, but I DO care. Want to change the angle of the Enterprise's struts: sure. Introducing a level of holographic technology does that make sense for what we know about the time period: grinds my gears. Obviously, we just have different expectations in this regard.
>I think it's a step in the right direction considering the abysmal to tepid Kelvin films.
While I won't argue that I greatly enjoyed the films or that they are worthy of praise, I do appreciate that they were upfront about the amount of changing and just how "fresh" their take on ST was going to be. I can respect and, to an extent, accept that.
Why do you keep posting these? Do you think anyone actually gives a shit?
>m-muh content!
He's literally an aspie.
lol yikes
I like data even more now. Data should've been head of starfleet. I give the borg 2 months.
take it ousside, fren
make new /trek/
fu, mak it urself
but why?
Let /trek/ go
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