Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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SWAN!
SWAN SONG!
First for cute Alita.
So Zapan Berserker body in the next movie?
Cringe
I'm gonna write you guys something new. I went out with some friends tonight and got an idea for Alita on the hunt. If you guys have an idea for a target for her to hunt down please give me an idea. I have a basic once but I think there's smarter crims in Iron City to hunt down than I can come up with.
You have two left hands? What the fuck man.
okay, today marks 10 times but it's with an AMC gold ticket. I will make up for the sales on the 8th
get the fuck out
I don't get it.
Alita was cute in the anime and manga. In the movie? ehhh not so much. It's only going to get worse as her voice actress approaches 40.
Based ruski bros.
>he doesn't have two right oriented thumbs
I'm sorry user cybernetics are just around the corner for you
target is a mad scientist in a loli body
McTeague, gone outlaw
>implying Rosa is just a voice actress.
Did you even know how the film was made?
>imagine thinking alita movie is not cute
Spring-heeled Jack, Cyberpunk version.
Ignore him he's just trying to derail the thread like he did last general with inane bickering.
>yfw More live action anime adaptations produced by people that actually give a fuck happen in the future thanks to Alita
That just makes it worse. Nothing kills my boner than a woman in her mid 30's trying to emote like a teenager.
>swan song
It's not though
Don't be so quick to judge, even one such as he may yet be healed by Alita.
Shame Keanu didn't make it for that Spike Spiegel role.
You're apparently under the misconception that aita writers or producers gave a fuck.
rogue deckman with free will
Excessive masturbation killed your boner.
>more
I doubt it. Hollywood just isn't good at recreating anime. They'll try adapting a few more after seeing Alita's success without understanding why, then give up when they inevitably flop.
there is no manga fan among Hollywood jews
Is this movie good? Not going to see it if it's bad, but pissing off sjw """journalists""" would be a nice cherry on top.
>checking under the covers
What was she expecting to see?
have a higher quality webm
Yeah nah. It's like the scarlet witch in game of thrones. You can't fap to her knowing there's a much older (beaner) woman inside.
>5 seconds
I can't wait until we get actual blu-rays
It is good. It's got a 94% audience score for a reason.
Watch me.
Heard some chuckles at that
She was checking out if she was attached to a pleasure model body, don't you think there is cyborg prostitution in iron city?
Oh it's just bait is it? sure rosa is only 33 or 34 or whatever now but she's going to be 40 by the time this trilogy gets completed. good luck running an internet circlejerk over a 40 year old spic playing a youthful character.
>youthful character
>300 years old martian cyborg
Gents behold: actual incel.
Mickey pls.
It's real good
why does no one get this? she's checking for legs
>wakes up
>checks arms
>looks under covers
>checks legs
>gets up using said legs
>didn't give a fuck
Cameron wrote a 200 page script and 600 pages of notes to detail the world and characters
not to mention the very high budget they secured for the project
they even built a small city instead of relying solely on CGI
Do you guys think I could get this on Ebay somewhere? poorfag problems
Don't care I'm not watching the English dub
That's like saying Aang is 100 years old bro
Yeah, the movie is pretty good, regardless of your motivations for seeing it.
Luckily there's a convenient plot point in the story that makes it possible for Rosa to retire while a younger actress plays Alita's clone.
Half an hour until I see what the big fuss is all about
It's gonna be more expensive on ebay if anything
all that equals precisely nothing when so much of the real story has been thrown in the trash and we're only up to the first movie.
It just looks so provocative.
/d/egenerates thinking she's checking for an extra "attachment" down there.
>2d
>not imax
you blew it
>2D
Should have gone with 3D.
I would like to see you come with a better script
The script was unexpectedly good and finely crafted
I envy you.
It was not unexpectedly good. It was not finely crafted. It's an adaption of a bad adaption with elements of the manga thrown into pad out the runtime.
sideshow.com
it's only a $25 down payment. The payments are also pretty conveniently staggered. Will probably pull the trigger once I'm settled in at my new job that thankfully is giving me full time.
Why do you think I said “produced by people that actually give a fuck”?
you might be the only person who got that impression m8
I'm seeing Alita for the final time (third) tomorrow. How can I take the take out the most of her?
I'd like to own some kind of Alita thing but don't care for posing models and paying extra for that.
You’re better off waiting for Japan to make a figure based on the movie version of Alita.
Just relax and let it happen.
Put an orange in your ass and enjoy the ride.
nope
this happened to me too
This, I wish I got to see Alita again for the first time.
I wish I could wipe the memory of watching her after each viewing not because she wasn't good, she was great, but because I'm embarrassed knowing I watched her 5 times already
>zapan's smile optimism and CHIN restored
With the peel or without?
try to have actual arguments instead of just saying it's bad
Alita nendo when?
because "people that actually give a fuck" dont have load of money like Cameron and need Jews money so its DOA
Got some things I wanna mention
1) When Hugo hears that Alita was found on scrapyard, his interest instanty spikes. He then pursues the relation, not because he particularly cares about her, but because he is hoping she knows how to get to Zalem.
2) Alita calls herself an insignificant girl twice. First time is with Hugo on the church - at this time, it makes her feel bad about herself, thinking she was thrown away like garbage. Second time is right before killing Grewishka - at this point she is taunting Nova, suggesting that if he was the one to discard her, he made the biggest mistake of his life. Following lines to dying Vector only confirm this.
3) I've seen people mention that after getting injured in the arm, Ido is bloodied in the Factory when collecting the bounty, but completely clean in his clinic when talking about his daughter. If you look closely, you can notice the bandage on his shoulder, right under his shirt.
4) Hugo's crew is 7 people during the attack on Kinuba - truck driver, 4 in the back, 2 on bikes. The second attack is only two people - Tanji and some other dude. Before the attack on Kinuba, we see Tanji with two guys calling Hugo in. Together, they are most likely the 4 guys in the back of the van. Question remains, who were the others? Was Koyomi involved? Knowing how much she hangs out with them, it would be pretty hard to keep a secret. Attackers all look like men, but she could be the driver.
5) Alita is guilty-tripping Hugo unknowingly in his bedroom. Especially when she pulls out her heart, offering it to him and saying "You sell parts all the time!", he must have felt like garbage.
6) Chiren's retribution process does not start when she sees Alita with Hugo, it starts when she sees Ido walking out the Kansas bar with mutilated Alita. She is taunting him, thinking that Ido was using Alita to get revenge. Meanwhile he did not care at all about that - silently carrying beloved Alita to repair her.
Revoltech when?
she's going to be dead by the time the trilogy is completed, because no sequels, because flopped.
Daily reminder that you only have a day and a half to watch Alita on IMAX 3D before it gets replaced by Worst Marvel Girl
Without, that way you can absorb more Vitamin C through the film.
you got meme'd son.
Oh ye of little faith! Doubt not Jimbo.
>kind of want a poster
>all of them are from overseas with a shit ton of shipping cost
This.
TING TING TING
AHEM
FUCK ZALEM
FUCK NOVA
FUCK 1XBET C@M
AND FUCK JNJYK
>mfw the only IMAX 3D I had where I live closed years ago
John Connor.
Daily reminder I'm a poorfag with no transportation so I can't just travel half the country to get to a showing.
Yes, good observations - I didn't think about nr. 6 before.
They built a new cinema with one over here a few years ago. Comfy as hell. Granted it's fake IMAX but it's still fantastic.
Nobody here (or anywhere, probably) cares about your "boner".
Where do you live, user?
>tfw no imax where I live
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She really looks like a kid in the OVA
don't be embarrassed.
going for 10 today
I can't even find the Japanese poster Kishiro did the artwork for anywhere at all.
>not stealing a poster from your kinoplex
That's what Alita would do
Hide in the popcorn stash and come out at midnight and steal the poster
Stealthily leave when the popcorn miners return in the morning
Notice that Ш on the chocolate wrap, he is a slav and got his third hand after Chernobyl
They are two people. They set up meeting right here in /abag/ before we are /alita/ and went to see Alita together.
who are you quoting?
Thank you user. Now if any one have that kino Alita wing Chinese poster.
>higher rez
Oh yeah that explains how he took the picture.
The OVA is bad. Anyone can see that it is bad. Even kishiro stated it was bad. Using the OVA as the baseline for the movie was a huge mistake.
Northern Spain, I think they closed the IMAX right after Avatar, dunno why
My IMAX theaters replaced it with HTTYD 3 a week ago.
>mfw HTTYD3 isn’t even in IMAX 3D
with the higher resolution you can really see how dramatically kishiro's art has devolved over the years.
Kek, tremenda mierda
Hot Toys is Japanese. That dollie is by Hot Toys.
Why don't they use this style anymore? Every anime, even the good ones, look so bland nowadays.
>worst marvel girl
That shits not okay
>flopped
>Alita wing Chinese poster
Which one? Do you have pic?
Man I've seen a fair share of figurine reviews by based Bardic broadcasts and I just don't trust "hand painted" figures anymore. All the promo images are lies
Because less effort is needed and Yea Forumsutists gobble it up still.
>Even kishiro stated it was bad
Yeah and he said Alita: Battle Angel is the best movie in the world
and I don't think anyone can really say the OVA was the base of the movie. It borrows from both the manga and the OVA and is different in various ways
Careful, you might lose your face.
Apollo 11 replaced it here last week.
You posted it. But I remember there was one without the Chinese characters in it. Some user cleaned that one up.
I wish her original body wasn't destroyed, it was so pwetty
>her original.
You know what I meant
Which moron on Mars thought that teenage girls' brains make for good warriors and should be put into cyborg suits? They pretty much lack all the qualities needed of a good warrior like rational, fast decision-making, stress endurance, not being fazed by brutality etc. I mean i get that this is based on gook comics which are inherently nonsensical/insane but with live action there should always be an attempt to flesh it out a bit moar at least
Now that you mention it, I do wonder what happened to her OG Berserkers body
Was it destroyed or could it be that Nova keeps it somewhere?
>and I don't think anyone can really say the OVA was the base of the movie.
to say this, you'd need to have not seen the OVA. or the movie. or both.
That's because they're actually female (male) brains.
So is her new body taller or what? Everyone seems acutely aware of the difference but honestly i just look at her face the whole time
So this is the power.. of tranny anime...
Shortage of soldiers
They weren't throwing their best, they were throwing whoever they had left
Officer K
Teenagers are more easily trained than fully formed adults. It's not just the body. It's also the mind. For better or worse - we've seen how youth organizations were among the worst instruments of tyranny.
Like you wouldn't become a cute lesbian futa cyborg if you had the chance
Someone posted a page from the artbook way back and if I remember right, the Doll body is 5'2" and the Berserker is 5'4". Rosa is right in the middle at 5'3" so she could mocap both.
Since every other sky city fell during the Martian assault does that mean Alita's team were a bunch of losers?
Oh god please don't start this shit again.
she's way shorter than 5'3" in the movie and that same artbook says her heart weighs 300lbs.
>trained by Nazis to be a killing machine
>defeated by whitey
>reconstructed as a kawaii uguu girl
When in doubt, just remember it's an allegory for Japan in WWII.
I wouldn't actually, since i'm not homosexual
Um no, not really...
or that nova: king of salem, was just that awesome of a defense strategist.
What would it feel like to have Alita laying on you?
Super heavy. The only way Ido is able to breathe when she rests her head on him in the movie is because she is mostly sitting in the sofa.
Realistically how does a relationship with a cyborg work even
You can't even produce offspring
very heavy apparently
I just relaxed on my fourth final knowing i had to wait jntil the blu ray now is killing me, it hurts too because no one was in the theatre on my final had to myself
cbr.com
>Alita does well in China and might get a sequel
>forgot that Warcraft was also a massive hit in China and there’s still no sequel
But you can learn what being loved by another person feels like
It's cybering in high definition. If you want kids you need to use genetic engineering to make a 50/50 clone.
I've got another coming
Now compare the general audience response
>you'd need to give her brain damage to collect genetic material for a clone
just like in real life
sorry couldn't find the wide one
warcraft wasn't a massive hit in china. they just thought because legendary is owned by china, they'd get a larger cut. Then china pocketed the exact same "round-eye" tax they always do then sat the heads of legendary down and asked them why warcraft didn't make back it's budget.
>not trannime
One job.
300 pounds for her heart alone - but that's because it's an URM antimatter reactor thingymajig. I think it might be a fair guesstimate to say that she weighs as much as a car.
Not sure you'd need an actual biopsy at this stage. There has to be some kind of technology that allows copying DNA/RNA etc. Or you could just adopt - a place where machine bodies are commonplace and you can't actually give birth yourself, wouldn't look twice on your child having a different complexion or hair color than its parents.
Nothing in the movie contradicts her heart weighing 300 lbs.
So Ido killed Casper van Dien's character right? I'm kinda bummed he basically died offscreen. He's a good actor and it would have been awesome if Alita dealt with him on the Motorball circuit in the sequel.
fuck man, hugo and ido must be fucking swole as fuck to just casually lift her up in all those scenes.
Except when Ido lifts her up in the opening scene, and carries her out of the Kansas. I just spent a last couple of days shifting large appliances, and you won't lift 300 pounds like that.
I've been healed by Alita already user, but it's still kinda cringe to do that at the cinema. Then again I'm a very insecure faggot.
Ido is either a strong motherfucker then, or her torso has repulsorlifts.
Why not preorder it on the website? It's just $25 to reserve it, then you don't have to pay until the item ships in around October.
I have seen both
Cameron said the movie is based on the first 4 manga and motorball was added in (which is also not in the Ova)
I wish I could get my smile and optimism restored.
Hugo never lifted her.
>implying her heart's outer casing isn't made of unobtainium from Pandora
>how did Ido lift her in the opening scene
>how did he carry her to the cyborg clinic
>how did he carry her out of Kansas
>how did Hugo helped her in the motorball amateur game
Hot Toys is based in Hong Kong. By Japanese, I think he means Figuarts, Mafex, or even Figma (all make 6" quality figures.)
Literally none of the padding (other than motorball) is from the first four volumes of the manga. Its all OC. The rest is copied almost directly from the OVA.
So either cameron is lying or rodriguez took a lot of liberties with the 600 page treatment he got. In the sense he just dropped it and adapted the OVA and used some manga material as padding.
He managed to push her away and then pulled her up
he tackles her then helps her up when they meet.
try tackling a refrigerator.
Honestly I didn’t know what to think of this movie and once I saw it I fell in love with the action, but I thought it had too much crammed in. But now that I think let it marinate I like it more and more. Is it really that good or a I just a weeb
>wide
>Hugo
Never lifted her up. In the scene I think you're referring to, she's already starting to stand up by herself anyway. He was being polite and courteous.
>Ido
Only carried a very small portion of her body...and is shown being able to swing a freaking 20 foot war hammer. Using that weapon a lot would definitely give him some muscle over time.
Alita is canonically a fan of Yes.
based, what's her favorite album?
I do it every night.
>Only carried a very small portion of her body
the small portion that contained her 300lb heart.
When running, the heart is weightless because antimatter reactor, etc.
I think it's a really good movie
If you are a weeb you may like it more
If you are a weeb but too deep into 2D you may like it less
If you a loner and a social outcast (but not completely far gone because you still hope or want to belong and be loved) you are going to irrationally love it
...
In the movie, tt's what kept her brain alive for 300 years. So it was never not running.
>antimatter heart weighing 300 pounds
>antimatter heart
>antimatter
>weighing 300 pounds
Uh...
real "anti-matter" isn't weightless. It also doesn't destroy matter.
Exactly. Which is why Ido could lift her out of the scrap heap. Had she actually given it to Hugo, it would have not been running and would have weighed 300 lbs.
>I can pack a lot into the small body.
>made the kessel run in 12 parsecs
300 pounds of anti-matter is a lot, how do you even contain it?
>smile and optimism restored
>one look into alita's face
Yea, I thought you said "not running." Because I just assumed you knew the idea that anti-matter is weightless is bunk.
The heart isn't antimatter, the fuel is.
Noice.
What did she mean by that?
>hey, what's your problem?
Could anyone kindly post the image of Alita yelling with the caption "user, you lied to me!"?
I'm saying when activated, the heart creates antigravity like Avatar's unobtanium or the Bob Lazar UFO.
>What keeps it contained?
>MAGIC?
>No, something stronger.
yea dude, that's pure headcanon. The artbook doesn't say that. The movie doesn't say that.
The casing itself can no way weigh 300 pounds. I don't think even a lump of titanium would weigh that much.
Based spic actresses.
Was Ido actually going to reduce his daughter to a torso to put her in that body? That makes me feel sick. Why not some powered exoskeletons for her legs instead?
... titanium is a light element...
Because German engineering.
I mean carbon.
right after the Figma
that's even lighter you dipshit
If the artbook says it weighs 300 lbs, you can be sure Jim has his reason why that would be the case, and if a regular dude can lift it, it would also need to generate antigravity.
and she's funny too. Is there something she can't do besides having americans watch the movie
Ido is supposed to be a subtly creepy character, but the idea he'd just casually dismember his kid and stuff her into that doll body is well beyond his manga creepiness.
It just makes it hurts more user
She was dying. It was the only way
>MUST HAVE FAITH IN JIM MUSTHAVEFAITHINJIM
...
I’m not a weeb should I see this movie?
>300 pounds of anti-matter is a lot
Yeah, that's enough to like destroy a plant.
>how do you even contain it
Has to not touch ordinary matter, so maybe compressed in vacuum by some super magnets?
This is 485 lbs of gold.
yes
kek.
Dummy.
Uranium.
Neither am I. I saw it 3 times.
see
>chinese zoomers are saving Alita with tiktok
How to feel about this?
you are finally going in the correct direction on the periodic table.
youtube.com
>all this argument
Using antimatter to destroy a plant is overkill.
God I hate insectoids
how to find slutty underage girls on tiktok
also how to not browse tiktok on phone??
The heart's volume is like 1/27th of that bar's, so that's only accounting for a fraction of the weight. It's clearly not made of gold too, so it would be even less of whatever amount it would be.
>Using the OVA as the baseline
This is a lie and a hook.
I have seen this idiot before, he cites several arguments pulled out of some forum.
>Rosa Bianca Salazar is an American actress. She was born in Washington D.C. and raised in Greenbelt, Maryland.
wtf
I was giving an example of how much volume a dense metal takes up. Obviously a heart sized object would have to be made of something more dense than gold, but less dense than a black hole.
>copies OVA scenes and character arcs verbatim
>copies OVA story structure verbatim
>DUDE IT DIDN'T COPY THE OVA LMAO
I thought the paid shills had left.
One parent is French-Canadian, the other is Peruvian.
I mean goddamn, from what asshole did cameron even come up with that garbage
can she speaks frog?
Did you forget the anti-gravity metal in Avatar?
She cute. Is there more of singing Rosa?
I think she did a little in an interview where she was in a Carl's Jr drive-thru and they had an Alita poster in the window.
Based gooks
Did you forget the movies aren't in the same universe?
or do we assume skynet is in the alita universe as well?
It’s good that the chinese girls have someone to look up to. Better Alita than roastie Brie.
Poor man, you do not even understand why not like OVA.
And that OVA copies the scene and suddenly the structure of the manga.
You have already been told everything in detail ten generals ago, young mouse.
Come back tomorrow and try again with "You can not go out of Iron City !!!"
Sauce on that please.
Finally asians have an excuse to use the big eye filter.
Where did you guys get the french-canadian stuff from? All the bio sites only list peruvian and possible/suspected cuban ancestry
Anyways it would make sense because ethnically speaking she's a Harniza (Alpinid european phenotype mixed with central american margid) and the dominant european element cannot be explained with cuban ancestry alone imo
I watched it days ago. She has a white dress on, and keeps saying, "That's what SHE said!" and being silly. Literally /ourgirl/.
And OVA copies manga, yet you're acting like it's a separate, alternative story.
I'm not sure what you're gibbering about, but I can assume its solely to try to put opposition into an uncomfortable silence by appearing retarded.
i want her to give me strict commands in german
Now that would be a cool collectible item.
The OVA crushes two volumes of manga down into a 60 minute long, self-contained story. The confusion is why that structure was kept, then padded out to two hours.
she smol
And the alien jaw filter, and the small lip thingy...
Damn, Alita is like the gigachad of Asian girls
She said it in an interview with a Spanish-speaking interviewer. The bio sites list her as being born in Canada, D.C., and Los Angeles. So obviously they aren't all correct. Her dad's name is Luis, her mother is Marilynne.
>One ticket for Alita: Battle Angel please
>Actually, make it 99
gib rosa gf
Anyone got an hd upload?
Go buy another movie ticket, faggot.
It's not showing in my shithole...
Just go see it in a theater.
there's just the heavily watermarked HDTC still.
Just like all the anime characters
Time to move.
Where do you live, user?
>All those empty seats in the front
Fuck
I am going for eighth, tonight, and ninth tomorrow.
It will be the last day in my town. Then I await the blu-ray release in late May/ early June.
Fuck 1xbet camrips. Maybe an R5 in April, though.
it flopped, and that's a good thing.
It's the purest and highest form of love, my dude. You just don't understand.
R5s aren't a thing anymore.
>brain in a jar.
the better question is "how do you replace your daughter's vagina?"
>For Alita's height, Saindon explains, "Cybergirl is around five-foot-one, Rosa is closer to five-foot-two, and Berserker is almost five-foot-four. So, because Rosa fits right in between, we can take her motion and get the motion for both Alitas. When Rosa was Cybergirl, her movements were a little bit more innocent. When she was Berserker, she became much more confident and strong.
Alita is smol.
>Rosa smooches your waifu
What do?
Adoption.
Cloning.
Artificial womb.
me on the right
Good automation.
wtf she sing pretty well and she's cute you need to watch this
youtube.com
As shown in the movie you don't.
>Granted it's fake IMAX
Can you elaborate on fake IMAXs? What's the difference with real ones?
She can do anything.
Good morning Yea Forums I’m in an empty theater all by myself for this. Will I have a good time?
I dunno, even though we have differing personal politics, Rosa looks like she'd be fun to hang out with. She's not obnoxious about any of it and seems able to separate her personal politics from her professional work. A trait that seems to be in shorter supply these days.
How do you replace your daughter's vagina with a featureless doll crotch?
Two hours of pure beauty.
Do you think Elon watched Alita?
Except keep her movie from flopping.
Hell, maze runner flopped so badly they just canceled all plans.
>Cucked both by Vector and Alita.
for you one HD upload coming up
you got meme'd son. sorry.
Don't know, just know it's fake. It's still way better than a regular screen so I wouldn't worry about it.
Are you a NEET?
>flopping.
>flopping.
Do you want to talk about it so much?
Are you very lonely?
Is that the only thing you can think about?
its digital IMAX rather than film IMAX.
Do you think he would have kept her original body around on life support for reasons?
Why do facts trigger you so much?
Someone beat me on a bidding war on Ebay for an Alita poster and I'm pretty sure it was Elon
It broken even some days ago you faglord.
What plans? 3rd was the last one. I'd love for there to be more so long as Rosa is in it.
I'm just wondering why this worries you so much.
Repeat the same statement again and again, completely without reference to the text you are commenting on.
Are you desperate?
Maybe you want to commit suicide?
Call 911.
Did he use Waifu Kunst?
new
>haha she said "I do not stand by in the presence of evil" that's soo cheesy and lame haha!
What the fuck is their problem? That line is great, delivery is great, it's extremely fitting in both the context of the situation and spirit of the entire character
Why do people hate genuine emotions and personal credos so much? They were making fun of the shouting too, and it really grew on me, especially compared to the deadpan acting of many movies today
What's wrong with digital IMAXs? I've heard they are better.
>OH SH***********T
>that face knowing she fucked up