Captain Marvel kino on the way

>no one wants fucking the Marvel family
>I'm a huge Shazam fan
no you're not faggot

SEEETHING

Cope

Yes I am, no one wants that cheezy pre-DC bullshit. Its the same reason no one wants Adam West Batman you fucking fag.

>I hate Marvel family
>I'm such a big Shazam fan
You are such a poser that its hilarious.

Look at his face. Couldn't they have found someone that looked more like Captain Marvel? Like Mariah Carey or something?

Lol, Man Of Steel, BvS failing says otherwise you edgelord cuck.
Its a fucking movie about Shazam only an ignorant idiot would ever want to make that 'dark'.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

>(you could however speculate why Warner Bros would want to screen a film so far in advacne to critics)

what did they mean by this

What the fuck is wrong with DC when they give a superhero their own comic? It ALWAYS sucks ass. Poor Doctor Fate.

>Movie sucks ass
>Needs reshoots

>What is wrong with DC
Dan Didio if we are talking comics. Warner bros shareholders and execs if talking films.

because its a mega hit and WB are super confident.

>"Im a huge Shazam fan"
>Complains about the Big Red Cheese being cheesy
Stop lying marveltard

You obviously haven't read anything past the 60s boomer pal.

isn't there a more centered one of that wojack reaction?

>Fucking Sheldon clone's opinion discarded
Just wait til the Big Bang Theory movie, then you will have your comeuppance.

I wasn't even thinking about films too. Thanks for making me more depressed. Doctor Fate getting fucked by one dirty dildo, Doctor Strange by the the other (both if we're being honest).

YAYYYYYY LE MEME
I LOVE LE MEMES
YAYYYYY user I LOVE YOU
I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU CUZ LE MEMES
YAYYYYYYY
fuck you

lmao owned him

christ lad simmer down

Now dab for us, shill monkeys.

...I don't know what that means

You have passed the shill tuing test. But does that mean you're a real person or just a highly advanced shill? Shazam! shills loved to post him dabbing because they thought fellow kids did that. They're too old and behind the times to realize that everyone hated dabbing as soon as it appeared except for the cringiest of zoomers and everyone wants to murder them now.

quit pretending to be retarded

*turing

So he found a girlfriend like his mom? Or is it his mom?

I literally don't understand dabbing, what is the point other than making you look a bit monged, what does it represent.

It's just another nonsensical nigger invention like they come up with literally every few months. They never make any fucking sense and all the low IQ plebs immediately pick their stupid ape habits up immediately. It's like how twitter has a new nonsensical fucking nigger buzz phrase literally every single month like "that's the tea sis". America is negrified as fuck.

Cope

s and robbers

Still can't believe Disney caved and turned Captain Marvel into a woman. At least the real version is coming soon.

Retards complaining about flossing and dabbing don't realise it was just trailer extras and the dab was behind the scenes. Damn marvel shills want people to have the same feeling to this movie like Captain Marvel.

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this would be just a shitpost if it wasn't true

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That WB is hugely confident in this

lmao outer space Hillary

It's the shills who were pushing the flossing and dabbing until they realized FAR too late how "hello fellow kids" it was and how much everyone was cringing at you for it.

Why do leftists love rewriting history and ignoring basic facts?

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I dunno. Why don't you tell me about how Yea Forums has always been aggressively racist and always supported the republican party?

you're a goddamn contrarian fuckboi
go suck some toes faggot

Nailed to the fucking wall. Literally everyone popular has had their had plastered to the god emperor of mankind's image on this shit stupid site. I remember how ungodly insufferable the Obama shilling on /pol/ was when he was president.

>Why don't you tell me about how Yea Forums has always been aggressively racis
man you're such a fucking tourist holy shit lmao

you have to go back

im posting some of my earlier Yea Forums images, this was a NY meetup back in 2007 or 08
get fucked newfaggot

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*head plastered

>not a new IP
samefag more or be a poser
"nailed it"
definitely not of this place

I am excited

When is the capeshit finally over? They're at MLP level of annoyance at this point.

Captain Toe Fungus BTFO

>gets this triggered over being BTFO
literally lmao'ing at your life right now

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We have always been at war with Oceana?
I've been here since 2004 and clearly I didn't vote for Democrat Howard Dean in that shitshow election. Were you even here in the Bush years, faggot?

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The only person in the history of Yea Forums to go out of their way to call everyone newfag in every post is, you guessed it, the newfag summershit. Literally a story as old as the website.

I did vote for Obama in 2008 and 2012.
I also still think he's a piece of shit who sold America hollow promises.

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>a mere 90 million dollar budget
Uhhhh isn't that concerning?

You mean like every American president? Yeah. Electoralism is literally immoral and should be ended.

Clearly America needs an Emperor.

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No

Holy shit I’m dying

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I answered but tranny jannies deleted my post. Funny, they didn't delete this blatant advertising thread, even though it's against board rules. ISN'T THAT ODD?

>90 million budget
>still looks better than 90% of Marvel movies that aren't on space
really makes you think

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Adam West was the best Batman.

AAAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME JANNIES

Why is the mother wearing an apron in the first pic?

Haven't seen anything too concerning yet. The in air fight with him and sivana looks a little man of steel-y but I assume it'll have a normal amount of shaky CGI

If you can't make a good film for $90m, then you can't make a good film
*hint**hint*

This site has become such fucking cancer. People used to joke about Yea Forums becoming reddit, but it really fucking is reddit now.

Your time is up oldman

>no u
damage control
again, damage control

blew you faggots out of the water
also its summer when someone calls you a 'newfag' - youre supposed to be using 'newfaggot'

nice try, though, on trying to do revisionist history, Yea Forums has ALWAYS been racist. early Yea Forums was ambivalent in its political nature even when /new/ was around, there was plenty of pushback towards stormfront

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Looks like it actually had some love and enthusiasm put into it. Haven't seen a "new" movie since the Legendary Godzilla movie but this looks legitimately fun. I'm still too apathetic to go and see it, but it's the only capeshit that's even remotely tempted me.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW DCHADS
CHAZAD
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A
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1.5 BILLION INCOMING

800 mil
stop being ironic

disney BTFO

I'm so confident that Shazam won't break half a billion that if it does I will eat my Infinity War blu ray.

>Yes, I have indeed heard of this pallindromic nibbas meme. I am as you call an "oldqueer".

If you watch this instead of Disney's Marvel's Captain Marvel presented by The Walt Disney Corporation you are literaly a rapist.

MARKEKS SEETHING. CHAZAD GONNA DAB ON YA

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Good thing that once Shazam makes 300+ worldwide it will already start to be profitable.

It's budget and the promotion of it are not the same as the usual big budget DC film.

500 million would pretty much ensure we see Black Adam vs. Shazam in a few years.

>Yes I am, no one wants that cheezy pre-DC bullshit
The "pre-DC bullshit" that appears in literally every Captain Marvel comic?

I think it's going to do at least 600

Pepezilla and Pepejoker are out of place here, they don't have as much potential as the others.

Joker is popular as fuck, even shit Leto Joker was the big draw to Suicide Squad along with Will Smith

Everytime my mum comes over to visit we watch a film, we've going through each Jurassic Park movie over the last few months. She enjoys them. They're one of her favourites.

She has early onset alzheimers and she cant always remember the events of the films, but everytime she watches a Jurassic Park movie she finds herself again.

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It’s still his mom.
I guess it was made from and for manchuldren still living with mom past 25

this may be a shock but Levi is not his real name and he is not Jewish. he is known for openly talking about Christ and being a Christian

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Sorry, shill-san, his face means he can't ever put that cat back in the bag no matter how hard he tries.

Sweet

all trailers have been legit good, the premise is golden
in retrospective, it's crazy they took so long to made this movie. i'd expect copycats in the near future

to be honest, DC has barely used him over the years, and they took all this time to make a Wonder Woman movie, so it's not really surprising to me
at least he had the tv show back in the day.

/new/sman here, fuck off tourist

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based

Anything past the 60s is not as entertaining as the original Whiz Comics zoomer shithead

>Wow every incarnation of /pol/ has been racist
>This means /pol/ has always dominated Yea Forums
Hmm...

Yes.

Sorry, no. Saying "nigger" on Yea Forums did not used to mean "I am literally a nazi who votes for donald trump". If you told Yea Forums a decade ago that it would be sucking off donald trump, they would have fucking shat all over you.

man, the 2016 election really fuck you hard

Let's be real, the inflated budgets of Marvel movies are because they keep casting A-listers who demand ridiculous pay, whereas Shazam casted a bunch of nobodies and paid them pennies in exchange for a gross%, so they could put the money towards making an actually good film

lol what? where does he have to pretend to be a Jew in the movie?

You mean fucked this site. And yes, it did. Yea Forums could have almost recovered from gaymercancer, but the reddit shills from r/the_Cancer did it in. Yea Forums will never recover from the zoomer invasion.

He's talking about Levi. He pretends he's not a jew when you can tell just by looking at him and has this story about how he chose a jew name to become popular in Hollywood, except now he's trying to wrap it back up and he can't.

more like /new/fag

i jest, you're not even that

dude, just leave the site if it bothers you so much, like its not healthy for you.

she stepped out of the kitchen

It's going to be Big 2.0 and you zoomer cunts are going to miss out because you think being 24 makes you an old man

I'm amazed about how good the CGI looks with that low budget.

CGI isn't nearly as expensive as it's meme'd. And the cgi in that clip isn't even the expensive kind since there's very little that's actually "generated".
What drives the prices up are time limitations and scale [ie a huge space battle with only a few months to do the entire thing]

This looks like an Adam Sandler movie.