Leo

Leo

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Where's the diamond bru?

That's a big cigarette

Something lekker for the wife.

>biggest A-list name in Hollywood
>not a single bad role since the mid 00s
>his name brings people to the movies
>not one box office bomb in over a decade
>has worked with most big names in the industry for his active years
>managed to remain relevant and valuable as an actor throughout the years
>never got involved in capeshit or lame low value blockbusters
>friends with Scorsese, DeNiro, Nicholson and Pitt
>disregards thots and fucks prime pussy on the regular
>millionaire
>pretty competent at his job
>no Hollywood drama or scandals
>not involved in politics, only blabs about the environment once in a while
>charismatic and good looking
>looks like top bro material
pretty based guy

he's also gay

Imagine being like 200mil+ rich, 45, looking great, and just having super soaker fights with your buddies.

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Hobbit

Game of Thrones
Clash of Kings
Storm of Sword
Feast for Crows
Dance of Dragons
The Knight of Seven Kingdoms

Krev Elfů
Čas Opovržení
Křest Ohňem
Věž Vlaštovky

Eragon
Eldest
Brisinger

Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code

Angels and Demons
The Da Vinci Code
Lost Symbol
Digital Forteress
Deception Point

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
World War Z

Adventures of Tom Sawyer / Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Tarzan

Old Man and the Sea
The Great Gatsby

for you

>ywn smoke loud and chill with leo listening to MGMT

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Wh...what?

sometimes I wish I was gay tbqh
women are horrible beings

Someone please post the "afrika bru" copypasta it had me in stitches

the great thing about super soaker fights with your buddies is that you don't need to have 200mil+, you can do that right now and still have a great time

>tfw you will never be bros with leo and tobey

yeah but it would look gay and childish

nothing gay about having a good time, childish sure. its no different when leo does it except that he has enough money not to care

not in the frozen wasteland where i live

snowball fights

Leonardo Retardo

I see those dubs bru

I still need super soakers and buddies, though.

No way!

>thinking being gay won't automatically make a virgin still
Unless you're very fit and good-looking you don't want to be gay.

Can you really claim to have had a childhood if you didn't sneakily piss in your supersoaker during waterfights?