What are some more review quotes I can add to this?

83% Fresh. And dropping.

It's 84%

For me it's 89 on the home page but when you click it it says 83.

Post as many reviews as you want and I'll be able to take sentences like in the OP from at least 90% of them.

>Post as many reviews as you want
Yes this please

I'll check it out later

Might have some good quotes

YO LIL DC

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>Rolling Stone

What a shock.

"SHUT UP YOU SEXIST INCEL TRUMP-VOTING BASEMENT-SWELLERS"

"Can't go to gym and practice ass?"

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>Even the ass did not even
wtf

Those are the best

>get told movie is not for white men
>a white man is being universally praised as being the standout performance

ORANGE CAT GOOD

You know how to watch it

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Speaking of ugly women in capes, I've seen a lot of people on the West praise Cara Delevingne as "beautiful". Meanwhile, a lot of people in my country consider her pretty hideous, while I think she's fugly at best. This is so weird. Do muricans unironically think Delevingne is pretty/hot?

well, he's actually jewish
but to them he's white

Ghostbustered

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It's not for adults of any sort
It's literally for children

>served Melatonin by Larson

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What does "supporting face" mean?

britbongs do, at least if you can take the amount they post about her as an indicator

Short and ugly with a face to match her bodies ugliness, I would guess based on the context.

She's hot because you subconsciously think she probably has a penis down there

ok guys. they made a movie about the most unlikable, miserable, and just plain shitty person in the entire marvel comics stables.

and they thought people would like and want to see her in a movie?

the only person that even remotely likes her is wolverine, because she is the only person that is more of an whiny baby faggot ass sadboi emo edgelord than him, and has more emotional problems from being a fucking operated on freak than even he does. at least he had Barry Windsor-Smith make his best backstory up.

shes just a drunken, hatefilled, bitter drunken cunt that can bring anyone down.

based bugmen btfo of marvelcucks

>EVEN THE ASS DID NOT EVEN!!

>What does "supporting face" mean?
She's not pretty enough to carry the movie as the lead actor, and should have had a lesser, supporting role instead.

no. i thinks shes pretty creepy looking

I think "ugly" isn't the right term here.
Brie Larson's body language plainly says a "fuck you" to the audience. She's just not a sympathetic person, regardless of looks.

then shes perfect for carol " the irredeemable cunt" danvers

In that respect, she's perfect for Captain Marvel

Using the fresh/rotten rating is itself cherrypicking since you're ignoring the average ratings.

when that may be the case, that would also make her absolutely unfitting for being a lead role for movies in general

Damn. I liked Travers. Didn't always agree with him, but I've never read as juvenile a take on a film as this from him.

Perfect for Carol at least. Possibly at most.

p sure its "condescending face" in engrish

'a triumph'

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a tour de farce

have you rehearsed your ass today, Yea Forums?

I got one for you, “this image was made by a threatened, small man who is too afraid to speak these opinions outside of an anonymous message board or people other than his like-mindedly misogynist friends if he even has friends at all for the sole purpose of having politically motivated conversation in a space in which it doesn’t belong”

>even the ass did not even
I absolutely love this phrase
I love it

Not at all. She’s less than average in the US. Walk around even a shit hole city like Sacramento and you’ll see dozens of girls much more attractive than her in 30 minutes. I think Jews are trying to program society into accepting mediocrity as beautiful since they’re pushing miscegenation so heavily and preparing humanity for the inevitable drop in standards. Also something about their satanic Talmud and inversion of everything.

>"Marvel knows how to make movies. And the audience knows how to watch them."

yo lil nicky i just took a shit on my own claws and then tore your eye out i bet you're not laughing now huh little fella

Can't handle the bantz eh?
>projector.jpg

Maybe OP just thinks the milquetoast reviews are kinda funny.

>get blown out
>I w-was j-just joking
Holy shit, OP keep it together, eh?

>**collective silence about any view but the white male view gets increasingly deafening**
THIS is why I don't give one fuck what anyone says.

>nonsensical paranoid antisemitic rant
looks like the unironic incels are in the thread now

What's this cat character people keep talking about? Don't tell me actors were so bad that a cat was the best thing about the movie?

Non-incel here, that guy is correct. Plenty of hotter women just walking around town. Don't tell me you think Brie Larson is hot?

"Goose is a cat who says funny things."
-Rolling Stone

Talk about the incels in China or stfu about them here.

I wasn't refering to his statement about the quality of women in Sacramento. I was refering to the rest of his post.
t. incel

>stfu white male incel, you're the only ones who are bad, nobody else could ever be as bad as you

based and lasagnapilled

>I will also say, because I am not done

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mexican here. i'm usually into much younger girls, but cara does it for me

Have sex

If it bleeds it can die.

I only sleep with women who are at least 8’s. Mostly 9’s and 10’s. Anyone throwing around that insult is to be immediately disregarded. And Jews are not Semitic. They do however worship Satan, unironically, and are focused on inversion of reality in all aspects.

>say you dont want white men to review your movie
>the chinks and poos fucking rip you a new one
Absolutely based

>Even the ass did not even!

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This image was made by a nerd who thinks capeshit is..well.. shit, he knows that pleb taste normies are all brainwashed to immediately view the latest capeshit so his opinions would be considered unpopular outside Yea Forums, but he thinks other Yea Forums posters will find it amusing.

This incel baiting is getting tedious. Many non incels just hate capeshit, and that includes the stronk brave woman capeshit.

Is "Almost as good as Thor 2" a real one?

Why is everyone spazzing out over this fucking cat that for all intents and purposes is just an ordinary cat which turns into a CGI thing at one point? am I missing something? Is this a soi thing?

>I only sleep with women who are at least 8. Mostly 9 and 10

>I only sleep with women who are at least 8’s. Mostly 9’s and 10’s

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>Me on the right

I'd still hit it raw

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>This image was made by a nerd who thinks capeshit is..well.. shit, he knows that pleb taste normies are all brainwashed to immediately view the latest capeshit so his opinions would be considered unpopular outside Yea Forums, but he thinks other Yea Forums posters will find it amusing.
Correct

>Is "Almost as good as Thor 2" a real one?
No, but yesterday I saw a score that had Captain Miscast rated 77 with TDW rated 78