I HATE EVERY APE I SEE

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

I HATE EVERY SNEEDPOSTER I SEE
FROM SNEED-A TO CHUCK-ZEE
NO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A FEED AND SEEDER OUT OF ME

No, I mean the musical

Oh.
The musical is a subtle joke. The song is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The song says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

It's a parody of trendy musicals and this stupid song. youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

You don't find the concept of a Planet of The Apes musical funny?

Not really, no.

OH MY GOD! I WAS WRONG!
IT WAS EARTH... ALL ALONG!
YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY...

OUT OF SNEED

Oh, OK. The whole sequence relies on the viewer find that conceit absurd and amusing. Well, that and ape puns.

I HATE EVERY SLICKER I SEE

FROM L.A.X. TO N.Y.C

I thought the joke was about sneed

OH MY GOD! I WAS WRONG (FORMERLY RIGHT)!
IT WAS FEED AND SEED... ALL ALONG!
YOU FINALLY MADE A SNEED...

Doctor, doctor! Can I play the piano anymore?

The joke is Broadway musicals are shallow entertainment that often make a mockery out of the source material.

C'mon, if you're gonna go that route then you have to put the effort in and actually do the whole bit.

Thank you

That's not a very funny joke. That's actually quite depressing

based jannies deleting off topic garbage

I thought Broadway musicals were supposed to be the pinnacle of high art. I wouldn't know since I don't like them.

The best jokes are the ones that are true.

No. You're thinking of opera.

American Musicals are not high art.

NO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME!

lol

They really are awesome, aren't they? How do they track down the individual posters so fast?

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19 posts before the first sneed post

OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG.
IT WAS BANE... ALL ALONG

From Niger-A to Zimbabwee

YES YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEE!

Good posts

I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR PAVEL!

All musicals suck

OH MY GODI WAS WRONG
IT WAS FORMERLY CHUCK'S ALL ALONG

Based mods clearing out the sneddit trash

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This is the longest it's taken for sneed to get posted in a simpsons thread in recent memory

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That's because the hotpocket man deleted all the good posts you dummy

Based janny

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kek

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Pretty based actually.

Never thought I'd say this but BASED JANNY

Why can't the Simpsons be good again?

Seriously fucking based Janny.
Never thought I'd say that...
Each and every fucking Simpsons thread has been ruined it's so goddamn refreshing to talk about a real Simpsons episode.
Even if just for a couple posts.
Don't expect me to say this often but, you're alright in my book janny.

All it would take is a month of 3 day bans for this shit to disappear entirely and we could actually talk about this show again

Bssed mods clearing out the reddit trash

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but simpsons threads are still here?

>school is in session
>complete lack of sn*edposters

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Truly a corpse. Let it rot in shame.

There should be a Planet of the Apes Musical

Or mark it as a spam word.

I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS

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Name a more emotional ending.

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Of course you can

But I couldn't before!

I'm checkin' in!

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FUCK JANNIES

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I sense this is the beginning of something

The zeitgeist it encapsulated passed. It should have just ended at season 10 or so.

>Turning two syllable name into a one syllable replacement
Absolute trash. This is why no one likes you.

At least you can talk.

>He can talk, he can talk, he can talk

I CAN SIIIIIIING

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Season 11 had some good episodes.

lmao

No more pills or alcohol!
No more pot or demerol!
No more stinkin' fun at all!

I feel there is a dubs meme to be made from this song.

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I HATE EVERY SNEED I SEE
FROM FEED A TO SUCK Z
NO YOULL NEVER MAKE A CHUCK OUT OF ME

I HATE EVERY APE I SEED

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>CIA triumphs again
Is there anything he can't do?

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>that flailing
Oof.

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Show should never have gone on without Phil Hartman to be honest.

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fuck you

>*loud sucking noises*

suck it

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WTF I LOVE JANNIES NOW

Would you try it?

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What was his problem?

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>I'm checkin' in!
Goddammit this is going to be stuck in my head all day now

Beats Mountain Dew.

no soul

HEY! That's just my aspirin!

DR PAVEL DR PAVEL

Still one of the best Simpsons jokes

im checkin those

Fucking finally, now wordfilter this cancerous shitty jannies.

Protip, change your filename once in a while you pillock.

...

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Comfy thread

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Hoorah!

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Glove slap! Shut your big yap!

We need to write a Baneposting version of this and sing.

Ooooaaaahhh!

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It was written years ago, newfag.

Ooooaahhh!

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YAAAARRRH

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Sneed.

Bane?

For. Free.

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Did Bart kill him?

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Tell me about him. Why does he wear the mask?

Now THIS is a comfy simpsons thread!

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Deepest lore

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Show me the video, then.

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fuck off zoomer

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Yes.

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What episode was this again?

For possibly the first time in history, the jannies are unexpectedly based, yet refreshingly redpilled

"A Fish Called Selma"
Season 7 / Episode 19

I just said it was written, retard.

Woof, if you had this thread open for the last while you'd see some painful autism. The same file and posts over and over [Deleted].

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kek

Love that episode.

I'd go to see it.

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Sneed

audible kek

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yesss, in oui oui leetle europe, oui are ze pinna cle of "art".

The flightplan lists Bold, Biz, Fab, All, Gain and Dr. Wisk here, but only one of you!

I don't get it

Throw it out!

Just latinos being obsessed with the Simpsons

And red eyes.

I went crazy when I saw this

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Superintendent Chalmers, I'm PTA

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Between this and the Jackie Chan thread he's having a good day.

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Why is weed supposed to be inherently funny again?

Also has a potentially Bane ish jacket.

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Comfiest song
Prove me wrong

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Chuck's fuck and suck

Jannies fuck off
Sneed
Sneed
Sneed

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where are all the sn**d posts?

"eed" is just a funny sound.

Reddit trash are praising jannies for deleting sneed posts.

>does the fire rise anymore?
>OF COURSE it does
>well it didn't before

Like my loafers, former gophers

Sneed

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>He can post, he can post, he can post

I CAN SNEEEEED

MODS
SHITPOSTS

MODS
SHITPOSTS

MODS
SHITPOSTS

SHITPOSTS,
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN NOW WE WE'VE HAD OUR FILL
YEAH
YOU'RE ONLY HERE CAUSE HIROMOOT FORGOT HIS BANS
SHITPOSTS
YOURE ALL MEMEPOSTING, THREADRUINING, SPAMMING PUNKS
CIAPOSTING, SNEEDSPAMMING MONKEYS (But please don't go to reddit)
SHITPOSTS
I CAN BAN AND BAN UNTIL MY FINGER'S BLUE
SHITPOSTS
I DELETE ALL DAY WITH NO THANK YOUS
Why Can't you be like we are?
OH WHAT A BUNCH OF BRATS
WE OUGHT TO BAN YOU JUST LIKE SNACKS

MODS,

My sides

Like my seed and feed formerly suck and fuck

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>Why Can't you be like we are?
Who's "we"?

Ban you just like snacks?

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Someone post the full version of the baneposting song

How does killing 2 make matching clogs?

bless Yea Forums

They're very small so they can be used for two shoes to go with the suit.

Simpsons were really good at songs.

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A greyhound fur suit and shoes sounds hideous.

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Just South American Soccer fan things.

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Is this loss?

brillaint

something BIG?

OF COURSH

It rhymes with other funnier words.

is that from Be More Chill?

There is nothing funny about the word tromboner.

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are jannies unironically deleting sneedposts

yes

janny redemption arc

somebody get this hothead outta here

>Janny redemption arc
>15+ capeshit threads up
Yeah, what a redemption....

>Now THIS is a comfy simpsons thread!
first simpsons thread that hasn't been 80% hidden posts in years.

Good job everyone.

Nah, they're being ironic :^)

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Yo janny, what's your reddit account? I'll buy you Reddit gold for saving our wonderful thread.

I hope they ban them and not just delete their posts. The kind of person that would spam catchphrases unthinkingly is the same type of person that would shitpost all across the board.

It was the best of times it was the BLURST OF TIMES?!

YOU STUPID MONKEY

I HATE EVERY NIGGER I SEE
FROM SPOOK KANYE TO WOG JAY Z
NO YOU'LL NEVER MAKE
A NORMIE OUT OF ME

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I love legitimate theater.

Is this the return of simpson threads?

Sneed

Grab my reaching broom.

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cringe

Based false flag poster

Nothing wrong with capeshit
You're trying too hard to fit in sn**d shitter

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I'd watch it.

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Every deleted post in this thread was accompanied by a ban.

tumblesneed

>MUH GATEKEEPING
Reminder that Shakespeare is only popular today because he wrote fart jokes for the commoners.

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>Simpsons redditors also like capeshit
Not surprised at all, you guys deserve every sneedpost you get.

>that episode where Homer contracts a security guard to get rid of every enemy in a competition and then proclaims that he's winning
Isn't that considered cheating? The message of that episode was really dumb, I think. At the end of the day, we all know those enemies are gonna come back to kick his ass and his precious security guard won't always be there to stop them.

The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with a meme. Probably the greatest... Ah, it's not for you, it's more of a reddit meme...

That’s kind of what humor usually is. Truths we try and get around some how because we aren’t really sure how to react otherwise. Like laughing when you’re nervous or something.

> look mom do I fit in yet ?

the line is Chuck it out, unironically

Now wait just a minute, we're twice as funny as the people of Reddit. Just tell us your meme and we'll make OC for it!

AAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHH

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I call it....Bane

Ouch

I’m chuckin in!

Hotchie motchie!

>a chimpan-A to a chimpan-sneed

>stupid song
the fuck did you just say about Falco

This thread is the proof of the eternal superiority of Baneposting to Sneedposting. I'm proud of you, Yea Forums

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HEY EINSTEIN, I'M ON YOUR SIDE

Shakespeare's modern popularity is entirely due to the Emperor's New Clothes effect

>One sentence quip
I'm pretty sure I know where you belong.

>This thread is the proof that we need the janny's help to win
ftfy, bunch of cheaters. Dishonest shitposting at its core.

It's actually thanks to Samuel Johnson really.

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There was a Jackie Chan themed CIA thread earlier, good OC.

>rouge
makeup?
or did they mean rogue, like a scoundrel?

>still trying to get past that [Deleted]

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I'd unironically rather have 'Edmund, a Butler's Tale' than anything Shakespeare ever wrote or plagiarized.

I'd drive it.

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Naturally, it's crammed with sizzling gypsies.

I'm not even gonna sneed post this thread out of respect for this laugh

The Thing (1982)

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Sizzling gypsies? A sizzling gypsy is like a sizzling dog...

>200 years from now, season 30 will be regarded as highbrow classical art

Very rare.

based

Except in Romania.

Based

Dr. Johnson I'm CIA!

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You’re not gettin your reylo shipping threads back either

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Sneed is a cringe reddit meme

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t. Sn**dshitter

But maneuvering the STDs of Romanian prostitutes is like fixing wheels to a tomato; time consuming and completely unnecessary.

Sneed

Where's the mods verse?

Care to link it?

Was it true love?

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...

You sure? I feel like the opinion has been "It stopped being funny at around season 8-13" for the past decade.

Include me in the screencap. I'm happy to finally be witnessing the death of s***d

S F & S

Homah

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About time

Why do you want to be in the screencap of a repost, newfag?

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Only the first part is a repost.

Damn why is he choking Sneed

Thats literally just the logic behind the joke, not the joke itself you autist. It's how they choose to portray said information that is funny.

>it was your plan all along
>you've finally made a hothead...

Homer looks like another cartoon character from an unrelated show here and I can't figure out who

Doctor Pavlov Doctor Pavlov

Pavel

You probably wouldn’t like The Simpsons then. They actually pull this gag a few times, like Oh! Streetcar!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

THOSE “off topic spammers” (well call them that) ARE FINALLY DYING. THEIR SHIT “meme” IS DEAD. BURIED. OVER. BANE POSTING IS KING. OFF TOPIC SIMPSON SPAMMERS ARE DEAD IN THE WATER AND DENIED THEIR MEME. ROT IN HELL YOU DISGUTING PATHETIC WEASELS. GO SUCK AND FUCK YOUR DAD

formerly alive and well

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based

cringe

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>WAS THIS YOUR PLAN?
>OF COURSE IT WAS
>THEN WHATS THE NEXT STEP
>CRASH WITH NO SURVIVORS

What the hell is she doing the sneed dance

What's the sneed dance?

It's just a jump to the LEFT

>CIA and the Simpsons

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Literally every Simpsons joke is Reddit-tier except Sneed

I enjoyed this thread on 4plebs for the full experience

Sneed

What's the difference?

BART GET OUT I'M PISS

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I prefer Seed and Feed the muscial

I HATE EVERY CITYSLICKER I SEE
FROM GUCCILOAFERS-A TO GUCCILOAFERS-ZEE
NO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A PARK AVENUE MAN OUT OF ME

It needs 2 farms to resuscitate

Sometimes you just gotta appreciate what we really have here. Never in my life would I imagine a point where I would thank some loser who deletes posts for no pay on some random dumb board. Essentially, this guy is pretty much useless in every sense of the world. Endlessly does he spend every day of his life just deleting posts that don’t follow arbitrary rules. Despite this, I believe that he does deserve thanks, so I’ll take the time to say thanks for the work jannies

Haboohuu

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blessed post

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Hero

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Truest post ITT (in a strong field)

Is there anything CIA can't do?

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This thread has been very activity moderated.

Can still remember where I was back in 98 when I found out he was dead. Went onto this forum during my lunchbreak at school, we went to the library, and there was this thread. Remember clicking the link in there (it was still Netscape back then) and the CNN webpage loaded very slowly, and it was there in black and white: Simpsons Star Phil Hartman Ran Over By Fancy German Car.

Loafers (formerly Gophers)

I like how you can tell when the bitch spammer is mad and throwing a little tantrum though.

I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS!

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You take the jannies and dab on them.

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You sound mad

>Comfy Simpsons Thread?
Not so fast

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Name one

>Sneed-haters are jannie-sypathizers
I should've known.

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E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

>they haven’t noticed

like so.

How long has the janny been sitting here deleting sneedposts? what a sad existence lol

Sneed also fuck the mods for deleting my fellow brother's posts.

It was formerly based.

sneed

Imagine getting so mad about your low effort shitposts getting deleted that you start spamming endlessly

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Just report and ignore folks.

I take back my previous statement. is based.

Daily reminder that qt’s love simpson references

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kek

jannies have given up

sneed wins again

SNEED SNEED SNEED

youtube.com/watch?v=SD-psZSFIVw

HE DOES IT FOR FREE!

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It used to star Chuck.

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sneed

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Of course you can (formerly couldn't)

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Sneedbros rise up.

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I HATE EVERY FEED I SEE
FROM SN-A TO SN-EED

ohh...

I DELETE EVERY SNEEDPOST I SEE
AND I'M DOING IT FOR FREE

Behind The Laughter

Oops, sorry, I meant the one 17 episodes before behind the laughter

They finally made a monkey out of him

(formerly human)

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They couldn't grow stink on a monkey.

based

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