*Inhales*
Brie Larson absolutely BTFO by based Chinamen
Brie is hot in The Gambler
Looks like the billion is off the menu boys
Based chinks saving Cinema once again.
>cant go to the gym and practice you ass?
>Chinese people calling others ugly
Do they not see the irony here, Asians look like gross insects. Without plastic surgery, they’re deformed mongoloids
fucking chinks
whoa brie
cool it with the casual racism
lmao SEETHING
>chincels
I'd rather have a 5/10 chink than a 10/10 white girl.
Do you not understand the tragedy that is the life of a chinese moviegoer?
They know they're ugly, they're constantly surrounded by a huge population of ugly people that look just like themselves.
All they can do to catch a glimpse of beauty is by experiencing it through western media. And now western media has stopped producing beauty in favor of more ugliness.
The suffering never ends.
One of the big reasons they don't like Disney Star Wars too
Can't even fill a bra
but she makes me fill my pants
hahah poopoo pants
for you
she look too asian so not pretty for chinaman
But really why couldn't they have cast a pretty actress? All the male superheroes are attractive, but then they cast Brie who is painfully average at best? Definitely not fit for the movie screen.
I like how Asians don't play along with the sjw bullshit and the sjws don't want to consider it because asians aren't white. Hopefully they cause Hollywood to start casting attractive women again.
White girl detected
Based Honorary Whitu Piggus.
>gets btfo on RT scores
>b-but chink forum nobodies said stuff
inb4 quarter a billion from China.
It's like nigger panther didn't teach you anything.
sjws only like asians when they complain about white people, otherwise they're totally ignored
>Even the ass did not even!
>It's like nigger panther didn't teach you anything.
it did, that western pandering do nothing for them and it will play like the average superhero movie there
probably worse because this one is boring as fuck and much worse than black panther
>slightly ugly
lel
>Even the ass did not even!
A meme is born.
>you can't find anyone ugly unless you look stellar yourself
Just how fucking dumb are you?
The fact that he can name the TF actresses at the top of his hat without any typos is impressive. And says a lot about TF's success in China
>t. roastie
>The fact that he can name the TF actresses at the top of his hat without any typos is impressive. And says a lot about TF's success in China
Do Chinese people not have search engines
>most Chinese on Internet don't appreciate her outside
>People in here love women like Megan Fox & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
What the fuck, i love the commies now!
the propaganda arm of the zionist-capitalist cesspit being forced into such abject kowtowing to the commie market, is such a deliciously ironical end to the "American experiment"
societal pressure is a much stronger free speech inhibitor than governments
Chinese people don't go to the movies to see ugly people, the SJW-fat pride conditioning doesn't work there
if as an Asian person you're fat, you're considered less than human and everyone will be openly disgusted by you and will call you out on it without problems
>even the ass did not even!
post your face when even the ass did not even
>going to a movie to watch ugly people
no thanks
Based Zhang putting Disney in their place
ScarJo was polled as the most beautiful woman in the world in China in 2016
>even the ass did not even!
Jesus. My sides. The new "the ass was phat" is here.
sittin on a cock 'cause i'm gaay
>Even the ass did not even!
Do you even ass?
so what? I'm ugly but I'd still rather watch attractive people in movies than some ugly fat folks. Chinese are brutally straightforward about this and studios should know this. It's why ugly women can't carry big films. Sure you might get some feminist cunt going to the theaters but your average CHINK DOOD? he'll pass. And thats a no-no to investors and studios. Hope those marvel shits learn about this. You cant succeed in China if your leading star has hit the wall (of China).
It's a kind of beautiful poetic justice that leftism will bring down the west, and allow the Chinese to inherit the earth. The Chinese being notoriously intolerant. Islam and homossxuality are all but outlawed there.
>look ordinary by comparison
Its simpler than that, chinks just dont like niggers
Practice your ass
>You cant succeed in China if your leading star has hit the wall (of China)
heh
good one user
What did it reach wrt china? It collapsed after a big opening weekend when the Chinese realized they just fell for the marketing and it's actually a shit movie.
Chinese economic dominance might be the best thing that could happen to this planet. I'm liking it more by the day.
Wrong, SJWs consider Asians honorary whites, especially the Japanese.
She looks like she has an ape in her family tree.
>Its simpler than that, chinks just dont like niggers
>if Finn were played by Will Smith Chinese people might be more inclined to watch it-because he's very handsome
Nigga wat?
They like sportsmen or will smith.
Look at stephon marbury, they made a statue of him.
> PRACTICE YOUR ASS!!!
So what's the deal with these women and dog fucking?
Whatever did happen to Whitney Wisconsin?
Chinks love tits and ass but the communist nanny state can be a real bitch when it comes to allowing anything through. Disney failed to find that balance this time.
literally looks like her mother smoked crack and drank like a fiend while she was in the womb
>the ass did not even
HOW MESS UP THIS?
>Even the ass did not even!
you can't expect people to just suddenly not take things out of context, user
sheesh
that'd take reading or some such devilry
Will Smith is considered not black enough to play Serena Williams father in an upcoming film
China is saving movies
Sause me brudda
THE AGE OF WHITE MEN IS OVER
>Can't go the the gym and practice your ass?
I'm dying here
>even the ass did not even!
that's not irony
she's not related to your're mom
Yea Forums btfo
>Brie hates white men AND Asians
>gets btfo on RT scores
>muh critic score
yeah, just like with the TLJ score you fucking retard.
>Can't go to the gym and practice your ass?
*exhales*
Your move OP
Ass training:
youtube.com
>tfw Brie skipped ass practice
What the fuck is up with these symmetrical line patterns on ALL MCU heroes costumes? Is it an aesthetic thing? Fiege's personal choice? I don't like it, makes it feel like all the heroes get their costumes from the same person.
The Chink girl in Kong: Skull Island completely blasted Brie Larson out of the water.
Top tier QT while Brie just came off as a sullen faced bitch,.
Googer
S E E T H I N G
I was wondering that myself, it's probably because "X super hero movie did well, so let's just be safe and copy everything" which apparently also applied to costume design. Familiarity builds interest, after all.
Too bad it all looks like fucking utter garbage.
put me in the screencap
>THE AGE OF PRACTICING ASS IS OVER
This. I like looking at attractive people.
>Ass not even, can't go to gym and practice ass
BASED CHINAMAN
Cringe. People write this and think theyre smart
Such a digusting face. Is she smirking at us?
>Chinese male like hot, sexy women more
haha yeah those chinaman are super weird
Maybe it's Kevin Feige's fetish.
"Hey uh, where uh, where the fuck are the line patterns on that there Moon Knight costume?"
it was a jack kirby thing, look galactus
Why'd her tits look a lot bigger in Bumblebee? Especially in the blatant boob shot where she thrusts out her chest.
no
Do you wear asymmetrical clothes?
>Even the ass did not even!
Holy fucking cringe
are you guys pretending to be dumb? The movie will literally make more than 350 million in the opening weekend. And even if it has a 70% drop it will still make more than 800 million in the end which is a lot more than expected
cgi
> S E E T H I N G shill
are you trying to make a point?
too bad it needs to make 3 fungillions to break even.
>3 fungillions
kek
fucking die bitch
>Capeshit will never have the vibrancy and scope that King Kirby could put into a single panel
I think this will perform better but not much than Doctor Strange. DOM opening may stand at around 95m. China ~55m, Rest of the world 120m. Total OW is ~270m.
Liking attractive women is misogyny, shitmale
You have to want to fuck an ugly, bitter wine aunt with no ass and a manjaw to be a real feminist
lol no
it will open mucu bigger, but probably won't have great legs.
Why the fuck would anyone want to be a honorary faggot?
And how many ugly chinks has Marvel as protagonists of their own movies?
You forgot to switch the translator, my fellow Russian bot.
>And even if it has a 70% drop it will still make more than 800 million in the end which is a lot more than expected
NO BILLION KEK HAHAHA
thanks for saving my pic from the 'JUST' thread :D
>lower domestic opening than BvS
>will flop overseas, unlike BvS
>everyone agrees the movie is boring, the worst fault capeshit can have
not a shill
yeah that you people are either dumb or just pretending to be
no, it only needs about 350 million to break even. Which will happen either this weekend or by the end of new week. Either way it just shows that the movie is going to be a huge success
no u
it is still posible but only if it makes more than 400 million in USA
>everyone agrees the movie is boring
except everyone is saying that it's a good fun movie full of nostalgia and easter eggs. Maybe you just hate that?
>except everyone is saying that it's a good fun movie full of nostalgia and easter eggs. Maybe you just hate that?
die brie
>nostalgia
>Easter eggs
Notice how not one single positive anyone mentions involves Brie.
mfw even the ass did not even
THE ASS DID NOT EVEN
how come white piggu can't go to the gym and practice your ass?
Sorry Brie chinks have more ass than you
Shes hot. Chinks are idiots
underated, based, and ass-pilled
no ass, no birion doraru
>"the woman's aunt's face... Captain Big Aunt"
>douban.com
based
60 million opening weekend
Screencap this shit
Please save the movie industry, China. Please force Hollywood to start casting attractive people again
you don't go to movies to watch one person, you go to movies to watch it for the plot
90% of white women look like garbage without makeup.
human 5/10 is a chink 13/10
I'm unironically starting to love China. They are going to save us from western twitter SJW's.
PRACTICE ASS
The movie isn't titled "Green Aliens From Outer Space" it's titled "Caotain Marvel" and she's the least likeable thing in the movie. Not to mention she's going to be shoe horned into another movie with much better characters.
>Hailee Steinfeld
>not hot
I was with them until that point.
>even the ass did not even!
>can't go to the gym and practice your ass?
based
Yeah they are but that doesn't change the fact that the Chinese aren't any different from the rest of us, no one wants to look at hideous creatures in film.
And i dont see audiences gushing about the alien cat so I guess they bet wrong on that one too
Your kids will be speaking Chinese. On the minimal chance that you have any I mean.
>Even the ass did not even!
>capeshit
>plot
>based Chinaman
Cringe /pol/shill, Chinese are racist as shit and not allies
Looks like chinese actually care about IMDB, huh.
Learn history, faggot, people used to say exactly the same in the 80s about Japan.
I've seen a couple reviews mention the cat. My theory is Disney forced the cat meme so hard that anybody who mentions the cat and not Brie is basically admitting defeat. The cat should have been allowed to happen organically.
>Western companies want that sweet chink cash
>Chinks hate sjw hollywood bs
What is the next step of their master plan?
So that's why Aquaman was such a hit because of Amber Heard?
the cat is the coping mechanism
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
caucasoid women are cancelled
El globina
>retards supporting le based china even though they are authoritarian communists who will not hesitate to discriminate against you and stab you in the back
The absolute state of /pol/tards
>Even the ass did not even!
>USA becomes Brazil-tier shithole due to demographics
>China becomes the new economic and military leader of the world
>slanty-eyed waifus and appreciation for aesthetics for everyone
>re-colonize Africa without giving a fuck about what baizuo SJWs say, give them one-child policy to save the world from overpopulation
The difference is China is a continent sized country with almost 1.5 billion people that already subjugated Africa.
And Japan still managed to murder US car and shipbuilding industries.
I will take SJW’s over racist chinks any day
>those bloated trashbag faces
the age of white women is over
Anime and waifu movies taking over since chinks love it. It's already happening.
>even the ass did not even
this picture is fucking hilarious. That khazak girl is a qt
t. seething thot
>wall (of China).
where do you think we are, oniisan?
this 2bh
>irrational
>Slightly ugly
Sums it up well. By hollywood standards she is slightly ugly.
You really think US model is better? The one that turns you into a sub 50 IQ corporate drone?
It's hilarious that 2/3 of world's female billionaires are chinese.
You incels are insane, this movie is going to make 150 MILLION domestic this weekend, and 200 MILLION international!
gamespot.com
delete this
have they seen her feet?
We both know Americans would nuke everyone else off the face of the planet before ever placing themselves in the #2 role
That's right white girls. Better start putting out for the BCC.
Titlets cannot be hot. This is an objective fact.
Justice League was going to make 120 million right before it opened but then it made 80 lol
Even Soviets didn't. By the time it happens US president will be a black trans person. No nukes will fly. It will just get overrun by the hordes like Rome was.
>practice your ass
based and ahabpilled
> China is a continent sized country with almost 1.5 billion people
>people
How does one practice their ass tho?
Can anyone answer me? I may need this knowledge in the future.
>Even the ass did not even
>watching movies for the plot
Absolute pleb
Squats.
...
mmm, show sexy butt bby? Open bob and vegana?
squatz and oatz
she looks passable in one scene as the casino waitress near the start of the film.
just squats? what about genetics and diet?
i could show it but its a manly ass
Nukes wont just suddenly sit there rotting because you think Americans wont take drastic measures Chang
I love it when there's shit like this that forces libs to acknowledge how much more "trash" men in other countries are compared to America. They've got it on easymode and they still fucking bitch constantly.
>slowly sit on a dildo
>squeeze it with your ass
>3x25
>i could show it but its a manly ass
yes do please
They do in Russia for 30 years.
"Even the ass did not even!"
80% rt is seriously nothing to brag about. it's decent netflix film on movie night tier
Everyone and their mom knows by now Russians are faggot pushovers
This is hilarious coming from americans.
>shadman
post the full pic
wtf my ass hurts now
wait let me take a butt selfie
America lost every war since Korea yet no nukes.
That CG is horrendous. They couldn't even get the movements or the fur right.
Eби cи мaйкaтa в гъзa, нeщacтник.
>This is hilarious coming from americans.
I've never been to America. You sound like a /r/asianmasculinity poster.
You just described China
Bulgarian?
People in the west just don't realize how direct and politically incorrect the chinks are. If they think you're obese or ugly they will just straight up tell you and make fun of you to boot. You get none of that safe space bullshit from them.
it's hilarious
>Asia, likewise, is a big Marvel brand region, although we’re cautioned that Captain Marvel could face some softer play than previous pics — sad to say, but that’s given the female protagonist and the period setting.
Sad!
>550M US
>200M internationally
>A hair under Wonder Woman
Herro Blie
Damn girl practice yo ass
no you wouldn't even among asians chinese women are the worse. In Korea they joke about how chinese women are worse than korean women if thats possible and that japanese women are premium
This, why do you think plastic surgery is so insanely popular in China and Korea
Only Japan moderately spared this fate by shutting themselves off from the white man for a few hundred years, China and the rest of Asia learned early what they looked like compared to everyone else
>/pol/ subhumans are supporting communist chinks now to own the libtards
>Can only watch attractive people
If I was watching porn sure but why should beauty take precedence over talent in a movie? Granted I don't like Brie because she's ugly on the inside but she was good in that one film.
lol, the international weekend alone will be higher than $200 million
Dios mi...
>expected
She is ridiculously plain and her name is SO FUCKING JEWISH that I can't take her seriously as a human being.
Brie looks like god damn Kyle Gass from Tenascious D
The right way is to take none
Dont bother. the dog is female
dicklets scared of the bbc is a universal thing
Thats a roastie post if i ever seen one
Thats a waifufag post if i ever seen one
>irrational
From what King Of Fighters is that?
based happy lovecraft
based and redpilled.
>irrational
No, they just watched what happened in the west and are wiser than us.
then why do white roasties cake themselves in makeup if theyre not ugly?
what race is this
actually that's an interesting turn of events; those schizo-shill threads are generally useless to me but i just had that thought regarding the potential clash between hollywood's craving for chinese money and hollywood's boringly cynical move to cash-in on internet feminism mini-trend... the chinese are not on board with the littlest denominator of virtue signalling that is compatible with liberalism... basically liberalism corrupting and integrating radical emancipatory ideas to make cash out of it... china don't need to be that fancy to make a buck yet, their whole neoliberal culture is too crude yet to have reach this level of shill-jitsu.
>The Chinese being notoriously intolerant. Islam and homossxuality are all but outlawed there.
Huh.....well, say what you will about China, but there's at least a few good qualities about them.
Dude, wtf? I love China now.
Exactly but that's why they like seeing beautiful people
Short and ugly with a supporting face
She should smile
>Even the ass did not even! Can't go to the gym and practice your ass?
holy shit based chinks
Chinamen not like the orc girl
>their neoliberal culture is too crude
no it simply does not exist, they are too distant to consider even other chinese worth their time, they really don't give a shit about other races or tolerance. On the other hand, they are far closer to the feminist ideal and never had the patriarchal ideas the west has, no one tip toes around women there or expects less of them even if they are pregnant. If feminists want to try life without western ideas of sex, they should go to China, they'll absolutely despise it.
It's going to bomb harder in china than insert some WW2 Japan bombing joke.
It's going to have a 95% 2nd weekend drop.
Then Brie will blame the Chinese males.
B I G O T S
I
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Toastie roastie smdh
Nazis were good boys
They dindu nuffin
Vintage meme
I'm a dude and my tits are bigger.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
I honestly wouldn’t have expected chinks to be ass lovers.
But do you have a petite and feminine body to go with them?
The movie will hardly beat Alita. It will open ~$150MM over the weekend then drop from there totalling at most $400MM world wide over a 3 week run.
>Hitler goes full retard which gives jews the opportunity to play the pity card to gain even more influence
Bravo /pol/
No one wants to see bitchy, worn out scrags whining about bullshit kludged onto the big screen. Not the 0/10 men, not the 10/10 men.
But whatever helps you COPE.
>Tfw the extra chromosome and fetal alcohol syndrome hit
Wrong. If the characters arn't atractive why would I bother with the plot? Why not just make superman an ugly 600 lb dude? Because superheroes are about the peak of humanity. The strongest. The smartest. The goals people should strive for.
As opposed to 100% of asian women.
The difference is that Japan didn't have the population to back it up. Meanwhile China has literally 1/4 of the world's population while the US has 1/40 of it.
Anyone can get a good ass if they work out and arn't fat. It is all about muscles from weighted lunges, squates, etc.
>what about genetics
Every human has the same set of ass muscles.
>and diet?
Every human is capable of eating less.
_______no_____
Obviously genetics will play a part, they always do. Similarly the aesthetic results of exercise depend heavily on diet, but at the end of the day if you want a better ass its completely attainable. It's not like tits or dick where you're stuck with whatever you've got. You can absolutely work your way to a fantastic ass.
>Even the ass did not even!
That's super bad.
>people don't want to watch man faced feminist dykes like I do? must be something wrong with them not me!
>Even the ass did not even!
how will she ever recover?
>Finn played by Will Smith...
Lmao
seething wh*toid "female"
DIVERSITY
It doesn't even
That movie also had Jason Momoa, Dolph Lundgren, and Nicole Kidman. All attractive.
Because he's fucking lightskin you headliner shill.
They've been practicing
From what I've read of the reviews, Captain Marvel is a standard new-character-origin-story. If it were just "Here's Captain Marvel, the new addition to the MCU line up" post Endgame, I think it would feel more like how they introduced Doctor Strange. New character, will explore her more in future films. Open and shut, good to go.
The fact that the reviews are what they are and she's an out-of-nowhere character that's apparently going to be a major key to the conclusion of Endgame is a bit of a thorn for people. This has been a 10 years in the making event, building up a multitude of characters and then a new character out of nowhere is the solution.... that's going to be a bit irksome, regardless of who that character is (barring perhaps Silver Surfer because that would have got fans freaked out about the certainty of a coming Galactus and F4 sooner than later).
What's more concerning for me is the reviews, admittedly I've read the top blurb to avoid spoilers, seem to be praising Samuel L Jackson, Mendelsohn, and Jude Law as highlights. The fact that Larson herself isn't being focused on for her performance.... again, that wouldn't worry me if this was post Endgame and introducing her as a new addition to explore more later. It could take a second film to really be comfortable with the role plus any changes the character goes through in their first one.
But she's going to be the face of the MCU after this. She is replacing both Robert Downy Jr. and Chris Evans. Everything is supposedly centered on her from now on. That's a big expectation if the actor/actress isn't being cited as a positive highlight in an okay or good-but-not-great film.
I hate when my ass does not evens.
>Even the ass did not even!
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>flat ass white girl (read tranny) detected
Why can't you alt-right trolls accept an Oscar nominated actress and her fantastic performance? Why can't you Trump loving incels accept that we finally have a movie with a female superhero? Why do you hate women?
havent you seen any anime? They all look cute and sexy
>Arkham Knight Tim
Marvel is way behind the times. Chunky chicks with giant asses have been popular for seven years now, and yet they still cast twig-women as if it were still 2003. It's not good.
>physically attractive protagonists
>stories rooted in reality
You can't have it both ways. 3D is inherently PD.
>tfw no practice but pushed as a MC
>Jerry Seinfeld is one of the reason I didn't expect Bee Movie to do huge in here
what did she mean by this?
idk I just can't help myself. Whenever I see a confident woman I get this itch to go online and spout hateful things about everyone who's not cis white male.
Twigs are fine too, but Brie's costume is the definition of unsexy and makes her look like a dude. And her face and personality aren't doing her any favors either.
Chinks see through the reptilian disguise Jews use
Maybe you could be an isis sex slave
Lel Yea Forumsmbler upset based chinks don't like captain fungus
what is the toyota hilux of asian wahmen?
looks pretty even with her back there
i give hailee credit for actually being able to act. should've won an oscar for true grit
It's an incredibly easy and uncreative way to add some flair to costumes. Flat colored comic costumes don't often translate very well to real life, since they look really garish and ridiculous to normies, so they break up the designs with some seams, tacticool zigzag lines, kevlar patterns, etc. Otherwise you get the Adam West Batman look, which, while good in its own right, could never be taken seriously in the modern superhero landscape.
PRACTICE YOUR ASS, BITCH
good god. who is this fine specimen? and where can i find more.
Nobody talks about this movie outside this website and twitter drones. I haven't heard it brought up in conversation with friends, acquaintances, overhearing other people talk, anything. Compare that to the consistent hype that Infinity War was getting. The only person I know that has even mentioned it is my mother, and she watches every Marvel movie no matter what. It'll probably do alright like all of those movies, but I can't see it surpassing whatever expectations they've laid out for it, and it will more than likely underperform if anything.
Actual female post
once again, being ugly yourself doesn't negate your opinion on others
tl;dr she's a mary sue
based CHINA MEN
Will Smith
>handsome
>>gets btfo on RT scores
It's about to go rotten with top critics. First time since Dark World
this, he looks like that mspaint kfc meme
Anyone gonna post this on r/Yea Forums? Post me on screencap plox
t.brie
>Brie is hot in The Gambler
Is she set on fire in that movie?
as opposed to you who already knows he's a dumbass
>TFW you forget ass practice
>Take a shower
>Hit the gym
>Practice your ass
>Get a clue
Nice
New thread?
no
t. Discord tranny currently shaving his ass
BBC is a meme.