EPISODE IX SPOILERS

dropping these while everyone is looking in Captain Marvel direction. if you catch them good for you, if you don't, I'll resend them when known reliable sites confirm some of them in public. the following is what I was told:

> Rey and Ren have a duel about half-way through the movie. there's only one duel to my knowledge. the sets where duel takes place are used only for that portion of the movie, not for earlier or later scenes.

this is where I interjected and said that the marketing leak from reddit said the duel was the culmination of the movie

>marketing wouldn't know the order of scenes so maybe they just assume it's the finale. it is not.

> there are many uncredited cameos in the movie, some just fun, some very meaningful. at least one very meaningful uncredited cameo filmed with Adam Driver

>Rey is not related to Luke, Leia, Han, Ren. this is the end of the Skywalker name. there is no another Skywalker. if you are looking for the movie twist, this is not the right place.

>Luke and Lando have small roles

I asked whether Luke comes back to life

> Nonsense. No, he does not.

> there are more deaths than you would expect and there are deaths that you may not expect

>there is no romance. Finn and Rose are an established couple and they get separated and reunited few times. beyond that, there's no courtship and new couple.

> actors who filmed on the last day did not film the last scene(s) in the movie

>the highlight of the movie gotta be Ren's arc and the sheer scale that rivals ROTK. That's what impressed me the most and the enthusiasm is shared across the board. Do not interpret this as that something is wrong with other aspects of the movie. it's just that these stand out more than anything else and people are really hyped.

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Sounds like shit.
As exprected.

LARP

wow it fucking sucks

>2 Disney dollars have been deposited in your account

My dad works for Nintendo and he says you're full of shit, but that's still probably a better plot than whatever Disney came up with.

>thread title has spoilers in it
>op posts no spoilers

Not gonna watch it :'^)

My dad works at Nintendo and he says you're full of shit

it's already march and there's still nothing new from this 2019 movie worth talking about

>Rey and Ren have a duel
no way

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I posted everything I was told.

JJ made Rey a Mary Sue and Kylo a Crybaby who lost to a noob. Rian taking a dump on it doesn't make JJ any better. Both TFA and TLJ we're shit.

>Rey is not related to Luke, Leia, Han, Ren. this is the end of the Skywalker name. there is no another Skywalker. if you are looking for the movie twist, this is not the right place.

This is the biggest, most assholish disgusting spit in your face I have ever fucking seen, and it's going to kill the enthousiasm of the fans (If it was not already destroyed thanks to fucking TLJ)

What the fuck are they doing with this fucking franchise ? They got Star Wars... STAR FUCKING WARS and they just keep fucking up over and over again.
Are they doing pic related honestly ? Because I believe they do.

That's it ? That's the fucking tales of Luke Skywalker ? A coward who die because of a fucking Force projection ? Childless ? No great children to carry on anything ?
That's it ? That's how it ends for everyone ? For the trio ?

> there are more deaths than you would expect and there are deaths that you may not expect

Let me guess, they kill of Lando too ? Another way to shit one last time on the fans ?

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You weren't obviously told the title, right?

So do you know anything at all? At least other larping retards made up shit, you didn't "spoil" a single thing you fucking worthless piece of shit. Why do you fail at everything?

I never claimed TFA to be good, I'm just saying that JJ had clearly laid down a solid foundation of plot threads/mysteries to follow and then Johnson decided it would be better to alienate most of the fans.

>Let me guess, they kill of Lando too ? Another way to shit one last time on the fans ?

Lando, Leia and Kylo. All of them killed off. So MaRey Sue, FinnFag, Poo, Rosee and whatever that nigger Naomi Ackie is, can be super awesome heroes and heirs to Skywalkers.

Fucking bullshit.

Who cares?
>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX
>JJ will not save IX
>Reylo will not save IX
>A new mystery box Macguffin will not save IX
>The Knights of Ren will not save IX
>Retconning TLJ will not save IX
>Callbacks to the prequels will not save IX
>Lando will not save IX
>Practical effects will not save IX

no because my source claims he does not know the title nor what the last scene's for the matter. I asked him about the last scene being on Tatooine as per Jason Ward and he said he only knows that actors who filmed on the last day of shooting did not film the last scene. they were catching up with something that Driver couldn't do earlier. So take it as you will. it does seem to me like he dodged the answer but that may be just my reading.

That's all fake, the move wiill be great, trust me.

op, you're full of shit

here's some REAL LEAKS about episode IX

Working title: star war: revelations

> rey, finn, everyone, dies in the first act
> the next 4 hours are a long-cut, hardcore jawa orgy. we worked really hard on the CGI so please be grateful for the jack-pleasure from this scene
> the movie runtime is 8 hours.
> next dfew scenes are some interviews with star wars fans, dressed up like aliens. when they say something about the new trilogies, rey comes and kills them with force-chokes and then we segue that into a chase scene.
> the ending is darth vader and obi-wan coming back from the dead and singing a duet. we've filmed two takes to confuse the leakers, but the real take is the one where obi-wan and vader sing "i got you babe"

> post-credits scene is rian johnson urinating on a copy of the holiday special

So Ren's arc is good?
And Did Driver shoot on Tatooine set?

No Reylo is a death sentence for this movie. Reylos are the only people left that cares.

Now these are REAL leaks. Based user, what about leia? I heard they're trying to use her corpse in some crazy way

The thing that really piss me off is "no child" from Luke Skywaler..

Seriously ? That's literally the first thing that come to mind when you have those tye of franchise : Will our hero get married and, if so, how will be their children ?
How many fanfictions there are off this type of thing ? So fucking much !

But no they don't, the guy die pathetically, childless and leave everything in the hands of the next trio of uninteresting protagonists.

>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX

how are any leaks supposed to save Star wars? they are only seen by handful of people. there's absolutely no influence for better or worse.

Real leaks incoming.

> Rey, Finn and Rose are killed off in the opening crawl.
> Luke is the main character as a force projection who can interact with the physical plain.
> Ren turns to the light after talking to Anakin's force ghost, Vader and Anakin are two separate ghost entities, they act as Ren's conscience throughout the movie.
> a clone of Sheev is the villain.
> Young Obi-Wan time travels and helps Luke defeat Sheev, Luke tells him to 'Hide the boy on Tatooine'

Kylo is a Skywalker.

Ren's arc is the highlight. I don't know if he shot on the Tatooine set as my source only said what I told you in the previous message. nothing about the set itself or who was there.

Which actors shoot on the last day? Other than Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley?

Biggest problem with this leak lmao. Can honestly see Kylo taking Leia's surname to honour her after her death just so the Skywalker lineage goes on.

I cant give you the specific(still ironing out the creases) but it involves formaldehyde and a bad dragon toy( we got a sponsorship)

oh yeah, also the final words in the movie are "this truly was the star wars: revelation"

Yeah, but he's not Luke's.

What about Leia? Any info on her arc?

We have no idea if Luke died childless though? He didn't go to Ach-To straight after ROTJ.

Based trips. Checked and Renpilled

Driver, Boyega, Ridley

She's dead, Jim.

Luke is childless. And keep being childless. Kylo is the last Skywalker. Who I am sure will end up dead. So MaRey Sue can shine.

My cousin knows George Lucas
>Ren's a lone renegade
>arrives at a planet full of blacks
>he says I'm Kylo, son of Han
>some nig says "hol up hol up, Han the smuggler? Han Solo? Your name is Kylo Solo?"
>niggers start laughing and hollering
>Kylo brutally slaughters them and turns orange from all the rage, and his hair recedes and he starts combing his hair to hide it

So everyone is just going to ignore whatever shit he did in the previous two movies?

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Carrie is dead. Not Leia. Unless JJ is a true retard who will kill her off in IX.

Kylo isn't dying, he'll end up founding the new Jedi order with Rey. I hope they end up together.

nothing. all I got is in OP. sorry.

Killed some enemy combatants - oh no, what a monster.

Nigga I know the new star wars is going to be hot trash but you're crazy if you don't think it'll make mad disneybucks purely for having a number in the title/concluding the sequels.

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is anakin a sea monster now?

Keep dreaming. Kylo is 100% toast. Rey will do whatever it is that needs to be done because she's so awesome.

He'll go off in to exile at the end of the movie or something. They surely wouldn't spend two movies focusing on Ben's fall to the darkness and struggle to stay there if they weren't going to redeem him in the last movie (Then again, this is Disney-Wars). I genuinely don't think Disney will be retarded enough to kill off the Skywalkers after the massive backlash from TLJ.

And that's how I know you are either a fake or a plant. Fuck off.

> Can I speak to General Organa?
> Sorry mate, she's in the toilet and will be for the next 180 minutes.

I already posted the real spoilers a few weeks ago. You're lying.
The duel is in the last act. It ends with Kylo doing a Vader/Obi-Wan and letting Rey kill him for redemption. Then Rey gtfo into the uncharted regions with Chewie and BB8 to give birth to her kid.

501st pilled

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What are you talking about? I *want* a big scale Star Wars again, but JJ can't do it. He couldn't do it in nuTrek, he couldn't do it in TFA, what makes you think he could do it here?

the merchandise guys have the most to lose, the money they got from tlj and solo disappointed

oh yeah? then tell me who filmed on the last day if not these 3 actors? I asked specifically if they filmed the last scene and was told no, it was not the last scene but something they couldn't do before when Driver was absent.

Urm actually, I posted the real leak months ago. Rey uses time travel to go back to when Kylo was a child and defeat Snoke with young Luke and Young Leia's help.

not the kid leak again :eyeroll:

this is not reddit.
post your info or go fuck yourself nigger, you are wasting our time here. fuck you.

Can someone who kept up with the filming tell me if Mark Hamill was ever seen on set?

>wow it's fucking nothing the trilogy

Didn't Disney want a movie once a year or something? What happened?

i'm told that the scale is a absolutely insane. how that translates in the finished movie is another matter, but they apparently hired way more extras, including some members of the Jordanian military, than ever before. plus number of locations that the movie covers is bigger than in any other star wars movie.

He was, very briefly - though he was on set more than he filmed apparently. I have heard that a lot of his stuff is going to be post production cgi with a stand in to disguise the size of his role, but that might be people getting their hopes up.

A lot of nerds are probably wishing they had Lucas back by now.

I know I am. I'm sorry, George.

and that means what? I'm not gonna post on reddit cause I don't want to create an account.

mfw the leaks for the last jedi were better then we got
if anyone would've said luke milks some alien and drinks its titty milk i never would've believed it

Cheers. To be fair I think JJ will want him to have a big role. They managed to keep Yoda a secret for ages and I imagine secrecy would be even stricter for Luke.

No. There is time travel shit (it's JJA, of course there will be a form of time travel), but Rey can only use it because she's preggo (her unborn child being "one with the Force") and only goes back 5 minutes to save the life of Finn.
That happens during the big battle between the Jedi Knights and the Knights of Ren (movie takes place 10 years after TLJ, not a year like some people say and Yoda has been teaching the Forece-sensitive kids while Rey was second in command to Kylo (but actually a spy for the reforming Rebel Alliance... Kylo knew this, of course, but was so overconfident that he thought he would be able to turn Rey in the end)

yfw it turns out to be true

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This smells like bullshit because why wouldn't Luke also teach the kids.

>tfw "leaks" shilled by promotion bots looking to spark interest in a film franchise no one cares about any longer

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there's no reason for force ghost to have a big role. if they wanted him to have a big role they wouldn't have killed him. why, KK couldn't tell Rian off when suggested that Luke dies? also, JJ wanted him to have a big role so much he reduced him to 30 sec cameo at the end of TFA. something to think about.

Why are retards so obsessed with the idea of pregnant Rey?

that's complete BS and the larper knows it. he keeps pushing for that baby crap since last year.

just get it over with and start your "white men are racist/sexist" campaign. we all know it's coming.

>the sheer scale that rivals ROTK.
I believe this. Disney Wars is so small now that it could fit in a several hectares of land. Fuck planet-wide kino

once again, how's a low key leak that few people see going to spark interest? wouldn't the leak be posted by Collider or other site with large number of subscribers if promo bots wanted to spark interest?

Luke isn't in the movie (only Luke scenes are from TLJ). They kind of hate Mark over there. Not JJA or even KK, but someone higher up didn't take it when Mark talked about TLJ in less than glorious terms.
Ghost Yoda is the only teacher. He goes away in the middle of the movie. Not sure if it,s for good or not.

They fucked it up by killing Snoke. Snoke could have been the rediming factor. They might asspull a new big bad just for redemption. Like that Ginger is a secret shit lord or something stupid like that.

Because the plot of this trilogy wasn't planned out in advance, I'm not even shitting you. The director change for Ep IX also probably didn't help with keeping things coherent.

JJ didn't have Luke in a big role for TFA because he wanted to build up hype for TLJ, from TFA I could see JJ wanting Luke to train Rey in TLJ and then have her fuck off early (because all JJ can do is rip off the originals) and then have Luke join the action proper in IX.

Also never count out how much the Mouse want to people please. After the wild backlash from TLJ, they'll be playing IX very fucking safe. Luke coming back in a big role is the safest way to get the fanboys onside.

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Is the movie called Legacy of the Skywalkers?

Any theory that involves time travel or pregnant Rey is autobs.

Sith Lord. Not Shit lord*

After they introduced time travel in Rebels, I'm not so sure.

Bob Iger publicly said he didn't like TLJ when he first saw it user.

auto what?
It's Star Wars: Knights

JJ probably has never even watched Rebels.

Anyone else triggered that Luke (almost certainly) doesn't fly any sort of ship in the sequels? Old man X-Wing Luke using the Force in dogfights would be amazing.

So?

KK and the story group certainly have.

Whats the point of a final duel between Rey and Kylo, he already jobbed to her twice and to Luke, he is not a threat.

In your dreams maybe.

>Someone higher up than KK is pissed at Mark Hammil for shitting on TLJ
>Bob Iger is the highest person in Disney and also shat on TLJ
So your info about MH being persona-non-grata doesn't really make sense does it?

So there's no reylo romance?

"sheer scale that rivals ROTK"

yeah bollocks mate. ROTK's scale came from being the finale of a cinema defining trilogy based on the work that defined an entire genre. episode 9 is the final chapter in a story that nobody gives a shit about that never properly established itself in the first place. we all know JJ's idea of scale anyway "PLANET SIZED DEATH STAR OUT OF NOWHERE DESTROYING WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEMS".

without being properly couched in the fundamentals of storytelling, "scale" just feels numbing and disconnected. scale is lawrence of arabia, JJ couldn't sit through five minutes of a david lean film without his ADD kicking in.

>a flying milk-drinking Old Man Luke being grumpy and yelling about spilling his milk as he's doggfighting with TFO ships

Google turns up absolutely nothing. Bob Iger never said that. Provide a source, otherwise you're blatantly lying or trolling. Fuck you.

I'm told only finn and rose are an established couple and that there's no other couple or courtship.

Yes and he’s gonna die at the hands of Rey ending the Skywalker-line

He wouldn't have to, it was chucked in at the last minute to save Filoni's orange waifu. There's no deeper meaning in JJ's works; all he'd require would be a one page brief.

how about this? what they used on sets, including extras, looked epic but how it'll translate on screen is a different matter. we are talking about an unfinished product and impressions from the set. not about a finished movie.

Bob Iger just called me on the phone and told me. He also told me that your mom's cunt smells of rotten sardines, but everyone knows that so it is not really a leak.

episode IX is really going to be worse than XIII, isn't it?

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This would 100% crash the sequels with no survivors. Reylo is the only thing they have left.

>there are anons who actually still care about nu-wars
Yikes

Unless they have MH spraying his face with green milk directly from the tit, whilst screaming about how he loves murdering his family whilst they sleep, I doubt it.

Retarded fanfic.
Everyone knows the movie is about an even bigger death star.

#sunstar

Trying to portray an epic scale you haven't earned usually doesn't fly. That's a big problem with The Phantom Menace. It uses the "epic finale" format of Return of the Jedi for what was really just a trade skirmish, and half the movie was spent recruiting Anakin which had nothing to do with the trade dispute.

So Poe doesn't romance Naomi Ackie's character? And Reylo doesn't happen?

Dude I think you are getting trolled by your source.

It's actually about a galaxy destroying sun.
Kylo wants to destroy the whole SW galaxy and start fresh in the Unknown Regions.

>>Luke and Lando have small roles
>I asked whether Luke comes back to life
>> Nonsense. No, he does not.
Oh cool. I don't have to worry about wanting to see this film despite my hatred for disney's bastardisation

i'm sure the sets of all JJ films look epic, but he makes them look small and inconsequential through his spastic direction.

he's like a guitarist who learned to play fast before he knew how to write a decent song and thinks if he plays fast enough no one will notice that he absolutely sucks.

Fuck off.

>So Poe doesn't romance Naomi Ackie's character?
No. Poe dies in the last act. Naomi's character is barely in the movie and has no scenes with Poe.
>And Reylo doesn't happen?
It does. Sort of.

I don't disagree with this. I'm just saying that I understand why someone would think the movie's gonna be as epic as ROTK just going by the size of the sets and people involved.

Sure thing JJA. Sorry.

you joke, but i can actually imagine that.

JJ's pitch being the idea that while there are different elements vying for control of the star wars universe, the universe itself has never been under threat...until now.

it's completely in character for him.

Fuck off Lucas is just as bad.

naomi and poe have scenes together:

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>galaxy destroying sun
Literally JJ's kickoff for Star Trek 09.

>Doesn't have scenes with Poe
Weren't like, the first set photos pictures of them filming scenes together?

Eat shit, Lucas is ten times better than this shit.

Yeah this. If there really are no more Skywalkers Disney has literally killed the goose that lays the golden eggs. Could they really be that stupid?

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>sheer scale that rivals ROTK
literally impossible from NuDisneyWars
this "leak" sounds far more credible than most of the awful fanfic posted on this board. just vague enough to seem plausible
but still probably a larp

Lucas sold better toys

Everything that made SOLO flop applies to this but 10 times more.

Yes its' still going to make money just becasue it's "main trilogy" but it won't be even close to TLJ and merch sales are dead.

Maybe if Star Wars becomes box office poison Disney will sell it.

Imagine if Mark bought it.

user they don't think they need Skywalker. They have teh REY, man! Who needs some legacy when you have GRRRRL power?

This image reminded me that Shaggys VA passed away not long ago.

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It will make more than TLJ. Screen cap this.

>69996
holy based, so close

I said in other comments, the scale looks that big and epic to people involved in the production based on the size of sets and people involved. they used unprecedented number of extras including Jordanian military. how that'll look in the finished movie is anyone's guess.

Yes there were. And this is a larper trying to be important.

You gotta kill the past, user! Haven't you been listening?

It doesn't matter if the past was objectively better, you kill that shit. Obviously.

>user they don't think they need Skywalker
Just JoJo it but with Skywalkers. Can't be that hard.

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Inflation fetish i guess

I've got a genuine question, how would you all react if, instead, Luke DID have a child BUT the mother was black and the child was mixed race?
Personally, I think that would actually be awesome assuming they cast a good-looking actor

>This image reminded me that Shaggys VA passed away not long ago
no he fucking didn't
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Kasem

>Kylo is a Skywalker
His surnname's "Solo" so no, no he's not. Same way North West isn't a Kardashian

We almost had that, if you read George's ideas for the sequel trilogy.

Rey was a scavenger who the new Skywalker hired to extract map info from ruins of the second death star. There was a hot red Twi'Lek.

Shit was gonna be cash.

oh, wait, he did! sorry, I read it wrong and don't remember hearing about it

100% support it if they cast a good looking chad that can play mixed... You know who I mean

Oh shit, I forgot about the pregnant Rey rumours.
I really hope that part is true.
>Rey sacrificed all her integrity for nazi dick

Fuck off with this BLACK'd shit.

Luke SKYWALKER died like a coward and childless. Now go cry about it somewhere else.

Rey has no personality. Where are you getting she has any integrity? She's a blank slate.

You literally said nothing, thanks for waisting my time, now go kill yourself

imagine being Rian Johnson and having shit out the absolute monstrosity that is TLJ and still being convinced that YOU'RE the genius and everyone ELSE is the dumbass

>Died like a Coward
>Literally gives himself a heart attack to make sure his sister survives
What did he mean by this?

Kinda makes sense if they want a bunch of troopers running around in the desert

>Episode IX comes out in nine months
>no trailer
This reminds me of Solo: A Star Wars Story (trademark)

trailer drops this friday, screenshot this

The Last Jedi got its first trailer in April. releasing a trailer now would take focus away from Endgame and Captain Marvel. Why would they do that to themselves?

Maybe if they stopped being an incestuous proto-cyberpunk style megacorp we wouldn't have this issue.

He also created the entire thing by trying to kill him as a kid.

>the running time for the teaser is 3 minutes long
holy fuck lmao
warning: this guy has that "severe autist" accent
youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8NWm4nxDE

Hollywood regularly releases trailers for their tent pole films at least a full year before the release. Batman v Superman dropped a teaser trailer three full years before the release date.

Not releasing a teaser means they haven't finished anything. They're rushing through principal photography. The CGI isn't rendered yet. They probably haven't even finished writing the script yet. The producers probably haven't even figured out how they want to sell the movie to audiences: will it be fun, sad, action packed? Is that how good films are made? The same way you used to study for math tests in high school? Procrastinating until Thursday night?

from Captain Marvel that had such high preorders it broke records? from Endgame there epic finale that has literally every star from the universe in it? seems weird when TLJ had such bad optics that you are so hush hush about it

Sounds like ass.

Whatever. You will keep with your conspiracy theories to promote your 'The Mouse is scared' narrative. Episode IX will start its hype post Marvel. It will make a billion dollars. Nothing any of us write here is going to change that.

>Lucas is just as bad.
You're an idiot. Lucas' big problem was that there was no creative control to filter out his bad ideas and keep him focused; he had purged everyone who wasn't a Yes Man.

It won’t.

See you in December

You will be hiding in shame, mouseshill.

>The Last Jedi got its first trailer in April
While true, we had a subtitle by now.

Kylo has people so he’s not a solo

> 'The Mouse is scared' narrativ
The fact is that TFA* and TLJ have severely harmed the Star Wars brand and the attitude towards the franchise is highly negative right now. If the previous movies hadn't done such a shit job of continuing the franchise, they wouldn't have to care about that.
>Episode IX will start its hype post Marvel
Agreed.
> It will make a billion dollars
Maybe. But you're probably forgetting that this movie will have:
- No Han Solo
- No Luke Skywalker
- No Princess Leia
- No major cliffhanger or big unresolved story threads from TLJ

*If TLJ had been good, average people would have forgiven TFA's sins.

sKYwalker soLO

skywalkeR kEnobi Yoda

>Where’s the Ep IX trailer? I want an Episode IX trailer!

You’ll get nothing and like it!

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>sheer scale
there are like two star destroyers left on imperial side and 15 people on rebels side

MONROOOOE!!!

>Rey origin story
Yoda: Luke, one final trial for you I have. Complete it and a Jedi you will be.
Luke: Sure master Yoda, anything!
Yoda: This vial, take it. Mine and Kenobi's sperm it contains. Very potent, uhihihihi.
Luke: What do you want me to do with it?
Yoda: Your own sperm you must add, and impregnate a young woman.
Luke: But master Yoda I....
Yoda: Rest I need, yes... rest
>Yoda dies from fapping too much

>Hey Judge, double or nothing the next SW movie flops!

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Disney is so scared that the movie dont have a titule yet

sad

BB8
Bobba fett aunt Beru 8-d-eight (torture droid from ROTJ)

Is that a joke? $2 Disney Dollars couldn't even buy a cup of tap water from the concession stand.

So bad that's going to be true.

No-one cares. Fuck outta here.

>> there are more deaths than you would expect and there are deaths that you may not expect
>>there is no romance.
Business as usual for Disney "Star Wars."

Gareth Edwards proved you can make a competent star wars movie without George. Stop hiring jackasses like Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams and maybe we can move beyond this shit.

>Luke Skywalker tried to kill a child he was talking care off in his sleep.

I'll never be not me mad at this. What the fuck were they thinking?

I work for LucasFilm and I can confirm JJ Abrams is a fucking hack.

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Something something about creating your own problem to overcome later in fiction writing.

They can reignite some hype in people that are already prone to go watch the movie, clearing their doubts a bit.
You might not want to acknowledge this, but most of the fans as enraged as they are, are still curious about the end of this pathetic trilogy, and they would actually pay to see that end.

He'll apologize, Sasuke style.

>competent
Thats very generous

OP that's fake news. Here's an actual leak

>Rey fucks Finn because she wants that big black cock
>Rey wasn't satisfied enough so she explores her sexuality
>Rey has lesbian sex with Rose
>Not satisfied enough she masturbates with Luke's lightsaber
>She goes to a planet with a lot of Resistance fighters
>Humongous orgy occurs
>She sucks and fucks 12 different men so she can create a family of force sensitive beings to repopulate the Jedi in the Galaxy
>She meets up with Kylo Ren
>She tries to talk him into becoming a Jedi
>Gets raped

Rey should be a nudist

He sensed the potential for evil. Not actual evil, and Kylo at that point was still good. But he might have turned evil so Luke tried to kill him in his sleep.

So as revenge for his mentor trying to kill him, Kylo kills his dad. Why? Who the fuck knows.

Also Luke created a map, so people could find him, but hid the map, and left so he could die, but didnt kill himself.

>there are deaths that you may not expect
Like what? Leia dying? Chew, R2 or the faggot robot? That's all the character left that someone would care and no one would see their deads as unexpected

Honestly, if they DON'T humiliate Billy Dee Williams and kill off his character in a stupid way I'm going to be pissed! Why should that asshole get a pass after what they did to Luke and Han?

expect and care not the same thing

>Ren and Rey fight
>there's big pew pew fighting

Holy shit

I miss her

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R1 was lore breaking and half shit. Only the end battle and some Jedda bits were good. Lucas is absolutely needed to stop directors going full retard.

Remember Lucas became interested in TCW around S3, and everyone agree's that Filoni's show improved massively at that point, then after Lucas sold it off, Filoni goes on to make shit like Rebels under Disney.

Lucas needs to be there to keep other directors in check, but he also needs other directors working under him to keep some of his autism out of the script. Note, the script only. All his ideas are good. He just needs someone to iron out his dialog and deal with actors for him.

>Reminder that the idiots who wrote Jurassic World are tasked with Ep 9

Holy shit, Disney is fucked. JW was unbelievably stupid. 9 is gonna be another dump JJ mess but this time full of pseud shit to seem smart.

Lucas is kino. Faggot.

I think that the point is when they fight not if they fight at all.

This is now a KotOR thread

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I think Lucasfilm greatly underestimated the number of Star Wars fans that hate Luke Skywalker as much as they do and think there's a new audience out there that enjoy seeing him torn down.

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Lets make this decision now

Kotor 1 or 2? Seriously Kotor 1 was your classic Star Wars plot. But 2 was another level of fucking depth when it comes to storytelling like holy shit

I wonder what historians thought of that shitty line. Even outside of the context of Star Wars and politics, it's such a dumb fucking line.

you now realize that at some point in episode IX Kylo Ren will give a speech proclaiming he is now a Skywalker. Kylo Skywalker.

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Source: ASS

It’s irrelevant which is better. Both are what the sequels wish they were. The first was a well done classic Star Wars story which payed homage to the originals and even the prequels, hits the same beats, but can still stand on its own. The second was a far deeper look at the universe while providing much food for thought.

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tl;dr No reason to watch Episode IX

Thanks for the heads up.

Real leaks are right here. My uncle is the second Best Boy on set.
>Rey dies off screen. The viewer learns about this during the first sentence of the opening crawl.
>Ben decides to give up the cosplay act and become a big boi after his mom's death
>First Order have a secret weapon that is being readied to kill Ben and the Resistance
>Finn and Rose decide to settle down and make a Tiger Woods for a galaxy far, far away
>Poe trains a new fleet of rag-tag pilots to try and disable this new weapon that creates black holes to destroy galaxies.
>Snoke was a force projection for the real Big Bad
>Darth Jar-Jar has finally come to fruition and Ben faces his grandfather's biggest subliminal influencer.
>Jar-Jar's drunken fist style is nearly too much of a match for the hot-headed Ben as his moves appear to be random yet fluid.
>Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Leia, and Yoda all appear as force ghosts surrounding Jar-Jar
>Ben uses this opportunity to appear to miss his mark but uses one of the smaller side prongs on his light saber to slice him on the follow through
>Chewie finally gets his medal
>Credits roll

>Kylo walks up to the podium, addressing the crowd of ragged rebels who are hostile to him (since, y'know, he's basically space hitler)
>"Look, I know you guys don't trust me yet..."
>"Yeah, you can say that again!" the whole crowd laughs
>"But I pledge my allegiance to you. I am no longer Kylo Ren, I am Ben Skywalker!"
>"Boo! We want Luke back!"
>the crowd roars that they want Luke back
>"I want Luke back too! But he's dead. And he's NEVER coming back, so you get me or you get nothing!"
>silence
>"I suppose Ben is better than nothing"
>"Hey, let's all embrace Ben for saving us!"
>the crowd erupts into cheers
>The ghost of Luke Skywalker stands, watching from the side of the stage
>He smiles as a single tear drips down his cheek as he thinks to himself "my work here is done"
>Luke fades away
>WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAMS

did you get the subtle metaphors?

The second one does it for me for that very reason. The depth of the story really interested me and was way different than what I expected.

PROTIP:
>Rogue One was the best of disneywars

what's the point of trying to debunk one leak by writing an unfunny mock leak? isn't it better to give good arguments why you think a leak isn't legit?

no arguments here user

Why are you sperging out over some jokes.

Its always the same LARP who makes stuff up from things we already know or from other Reddit leaks.

He knows Driver, Ridley and Boyega filmed on the last day because it was all over social media on that day.

cause unfunny jokes? nobody likes them

Rogue one was trash
the only one mildly good was Solo

Nobody likes LARP """leak""" posts either. That's why people make up the fake ones, because expending energy on discrediting something that's obviously fake is a waste of time.
Only a fucking idiot would believe any of the leaks this far away from release. Some of them might be accurate over the Summer/Autumn/Winter, but not now.

>actors who filmed on the last day did not film the last scene(s) in the movie

not the repeat of already known info about who filmed, just clarification what they filmed.

Shit, I actually meant to write Solo. I don't why I wrote Rogue One...

It subverted your expectations.

>there will be cameos, some fun, some meaningful
what a brave thing to say wow! hope disney doesnt come after you for bringing this to us

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so you can't explain why you think the leak is fake. perhaps you just want it to be fake rather than actually believing it's fake?

Lucas' toys had better ads as well.

>Remember Lucas became interested in TCW around S3, and everyone agree's that Filoni's show improved massively at that point, then after Lucas sold it off, Filoni goes on to make shit like Rebels under Disney.
This. Lucas was still around before then, just not as much which is why the first two seasons were shit. I read that Lucas didn't like the Landing at Point Rain so he scrapped it and told him to restart again from scratch with his own vision etc. and we ended up getting the best episode out of the series. It shocks me that people claim that Dave is the only reason why the PT is good when he made shit like Rebels and Resistance. Really makes you think.

>what's the point of trying to debunk one leak by writing an unfunny mock leak? isn't it better to give good arguments why you think a leak isn't legit?

Oh well gee, because anyone can post anything and claim it's a leak and I can also say my father works at nintendo

>Episode 9
>the entire film is just Harrison Ford in an alien dive bar, preparing for his performance of "I'm Han Solo"
>the film is a prequel that ignores ep7&8
Good or bad?

true. people are also more inclined not to believe leaks that don't line up with their wishes and believe leaks that do.

Bad, but better than the ST at least.

Wait, I thought Terrio was writing it?

he is

TLJ only purpose was to shit not create. Kotor 2 added so much to the lore of old republic that you can't fucking talk about Kotor 1 lore and story without mentioning it, which might be a reason why only Kotor 2 threads manage to survive while Kotor 1 die 50 posts in. In Kotor 2 characters from previous game are done justice, more so than in original, are treated like heroes and those that return have satisfying development and more complex personality. Story is written by people who actually liked and knew SW and EU. Characters are likeable or interesting or both and story and lore is intriguing.

Kotor 2 deals with ptsd, force philosophy, conflict between jedi and sith, politics, Mandalorian culture and philosophy, Jedi hypocrisy and Sith stupidity, state of the Galaxy after war, foreshadowing bigger threat, asking questions about past events and looking for answers etc

TLJ just shits on everything without purpose and without meaning for no reason. It brings nothing.

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>I asked whether Luke comes back to life
>> Nonsense. No, he does not.

Ha, that's funny. Looks like I'm more convinced this movie isn't worth watching.

>there are more deaths than you would expect and there are deaths that you may not expect

If either C-3PO or R2-D2 die, I’ll shoot up the theater.

Screencap this.

>C3PO or R2D2 dies
>user shoots up theater
>user spends life in jail
>isn't able to watch the C3PO / R2D2 spinoff standalone prequel trilogy
>isn't able to watch disney reviving the characters because they bring in the money

now this is funny

They plan on making start warz forever, they can't keep milking the OT or the skywalker name for millennia and that's a good thing

>1 Disney dollar has been removed from your account.

Why does Kathleen Kennedy hate Luke Skywalker so much?

Zoe could play a niggered Mara Jade.

The movie just wrapped. The editing probably isn't close to being finished.

A few scenes will be viewable but the vfx won't be nearly done

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

bland, so probably true.

I can't wait for the RLM reviews. Especially from Mike who said that with TFA they were back to real Star Wars.

>caring about e-celeb opinions
You're just as bad as the retards you scold

Boy I do love cots

My dad also works at Nintendo and he told me what happens at the end of Episode IX:
Atila Bottle Angel descends from the sky to kick Rey and Kylo in the face
Sounds awesome to be honest.

>Pretending to not care about e-celebs

No one believes you.