>Opening scene was like a cutscene from Halo Reach
>Too much CGI in the fight scenes
>De aged Samuel L. Jackson runs like a 60 year old
>Blockbuster Video scene was cool
>Character unironically says "objectively speaking" in a sentence as if that was meant to poke fun of youtuber MauLer
>Brie actually has cute smiles in places
>WTF THEY CHANGED IT SO THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN MAR-VELL IS A WOMAN NOT A MAN (idk I don't read the comics but apparently it was originally a man)
>Brie is literally Superman at the end scene, launching herself through an entire spaceship
People in my audience were talking about how she's too overpowered so yeah normies do see this as a problem. Overall it was fun I guess
Just saw it
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>unironically watching capeshit
>Mar-Vell is a woman
noooo I wanted a Death of Captain Marvel movie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But she does die.. as a woman
Are you implying that Reach is bad
Reach is dull to me tho
From cancer caused by saving the United States from a biological weapon? And do all the superheroes go to his funeral?
Somebody post the toe fungus pic with an eyeball.
>paying for that shit
Kill yourself OP
She is too overpowered. Literally no one in the movie could stop her once she got all her powers.
No one would be saying she is too overpowered if she was instead a he, fucking sexist trash
>Walking to my local bar
>See normies leaving theatre and complaining about Captain Marvel being too overpowered
>Walk further and see a bunch of fat manchildren in marvel t-shirts walking towards the theatre
I'm glad I'm not a Normie desu
it's shit
Yes we would
That's why superman is a trillion times weaker than he was or could be
I don't get why she's the strongest hero when she's supposed to be B class
Vs Hulk 1/3
>>De aged Samuel L. Jackson runs like a 60 year old
Poor Sam, he tries.
2/3
3/3
So satisfying
Sam Jackson is seventy years old holy shit
IMAGINE THE POOR GUYS FORCED TO ENTER IN CONTACT WITH HER BARE FEET
THIS IS SLAVERY
>Reach
fuck off zoomer piece of shit
discuss your garbage comics in reddit faggot
Why are there two War Machines? Is one of them Frank Castle or is this before he got his suit?
why is she fully suited but has no shoes or socks on? they must have done that deliberately for the footfags desu
Maybe foot fungus can't survive in space?
Have you SEEN her feet ?
Movie Hulk got manhandled by Thanos without using any stones, they're not really following the comics.
Comic thanos can man handle hulk.
So is she stronger than Thor who took the full force of a star?
>yeah normies do see this as a problem
>normies
>OP watched it
>Op thinks he is not a normie
kek
Probably. In the last scene she faces one of those Kree(?) ships from GOTG and singlehandedly stops all the nuke missile things from destroying earth and wipes out one of the ships by simply flying through it with zero effort. Shes like fucking Superman.
>admitting to watching Captain Marvel
>watching Captain Marvel at all
>paying physical money for this shit
Eagerly awaiting blu-ray so i can get a good cap of that shot where she hit the button with her toe
>Overall it was fun I guess
You brought up 8 shitty things about it and called it good. You work for RLM?
Who actually cares about Blockbuster. Such a gay fucking throwback. No one fucking cares. Kys
Why would you even watch it? Don't you have anything better to do? I will never understand people who voluntarily watch capeshit and Star Wars.
I don't feel like pirating, Whats the connection to endgame?
what a nigger
>Watching capeshit
jesus, she can't act for shit
Extra drones being controlled by Rhodey from his War Machine armor. They are ineffective against the Hulk.
a scene that will also be in endgame anyway
>Captain Marvel doesn't know anything about Thanos and what he was doing and there's zero connection
oh wow what a must see before endgame
can someone find a link to the article about her training where she responded "yeah you should reconsider your views on gender norms" or some shit, to some guy who was impressed with how much she lifted.
Reach was fucking kino, don't compare it to capeshit ever again.
He already had the power stone
>Mar-Vell is a woman
WHAT? I FUCKING HATE THE MOUSE
>blockbuster video scene was cool
you were born in the 90s. Fuck off.
DUDE SHE'S SO QUIRKY LMAO BOUGHT MY WIFE'S SON AND HIS DAD FOUR TICKETS TO THIS
I know you're not a white male because if you are, you weren't supposed to watch this movie.
>That scene were he fucks Death in front of Thanos next to his heart stopping sybolizing he doesn't fear death anymore
ABSOLUTE KINO
>Character unironically says "objectively speaking" in a sentence as if that was meant to poke fun of youtuber MauLer
imagine being this paranoid
Kys
>is literally Superman at the end scene, launching herself through an entire spaceship
pls help
>Deliberately told this politically-charged children's film featuring a nasty woman as an unstoppable superhero is not for you, evil white male.
>Line up with your Marvel shirt on to give them your money.
There is no better proof that you stunted retards are actual slaves. You are not men. You are an embarrassing stain on the strength and legacy of the human spirit.
fuck you reach had the best campaign of the franchise, it was bungies last halo game before 343 threw it in a dumpster fire
>Slip space rupture deteced
Fuck, reach was peak kino
uuuuuuhhhhh step on me mooommmyyyy
remember this is an oscar winner we have here
Captain Marvel is like when you feel like you have to do a big fart, but it just causes a lot of blood to come out.
Is it still the only movie showing for a week in some countries?
and she looks like hillary
Stan lee cameo?
>>Character unironically says "objectively speaking" in a sentence as if that was meant to poke fun of youtuber MauLer
What scene was this? I saw the movie and don't remember that
Depends on thé hulk version
>as if that was meant to poke fun of youtuber MauLer
Literally fucking who. You're unbelievably retarded if you believe that.
bait
that big toe is a killer
Literally everyone was below Captain America level and Ronan didn't even fight
>Shes like fucking Superman
So only good to catch burglars and save cats from trees?
I don't see anything about her fighting against infinity stones or taking blasts from neutron stars.
>going through ships means C.Brie is mucho overpowered
What happened to moving planets and punching moons, Feige?