So imagine it's the 90's and Fox just hired you to come up with the next best sitcom to fill the prime time slot...

So imagine it's the 90's and Fox just hired you to come up with the next best sitcom to fill the prime time slot. What do you have in mind?

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>norm mcdonald and Phil Hartman a show

Dane cook needs to take care of his neighbor, Bill cosby

LABOR OF LOVE

15 Chinese women move in with Roseanne bar and she puts them to work making trinkets but slowly realizes they are people too, and must balance heart with mind

Writes itself

Just a black screen with looping laugh tracks

this is so dumb, it could actually work

I loved that show.

A buddy cop show with Coolspot and Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of like Last Action Hero. Also, every single woman on screen would be in her bra and panties and have gigantic breasts, there would be no reaction or reason for why they appear this way.

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Furby 24/7

Reality show where a curvy that never turns off has to live in a house with seven strangers and find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting furby

sounds cool

why weren't puppets more popular in the sitcom 90s? The 80s had Alf and Furbies

based

Fat Guy and Hot Wife.
It's based in a small town, and Fat guy just moved in. he makes friends with Wacky Neighbor who has a daughter, Jailbait. Fat Guy's son Attractive Nerdy Kid has a crush on her, but he just can't seem to find a good way to get it across. Fat Guy tries to do the right thing for his family, but for some reason it always seems to devolve in making himself look silly. it doesn't help that Wacky Neighbor keeps thinking of new schemes that he gets pulled into.

When animals attack....but they aren't animals

Ed O'Neil married to Amanda Bearse living in a rich neighborhood in Detroit. Their beautiful sixteen year old daughter (Mila Kunis) comes home with a black boyfriend (Michael B. Jordan). Ed is outraged, Amanda is concerned but willing to be open minded. Through a series of antics, we learn the black boy's family owned factories during Detroit's automotive giant days, and he has much more money than Ed O'Neil (a modestly successful small business owner). Ed is jealous and tries to stop their romance, but is sabotaged by Amanda and only fuels the fire.
Then one day he finds his daughter alone and sobbing, a pregnancy test in her hand. It reads positive. Mila reveals that Michael left her upon hearing the news, she and Ed reconcile and he leaves to enact revenge on Michael. But when he reaches the upper middle class McMansion Michael lives in, he finds it on fire, and on the driveway is a burning Ferrari with "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" written on the back window and Michael's smoldering corpse in the front seat, pinned to his inevitable death by a faulty seatbelt. Ed approaches the drivers side window, but then man door hand hook car door

Lol kill me

Young Martin Crane buddy cop show

You don't know what sitcom is?

EAT
SHIT

why can't a buddy cop show be a sitcom?

some lower middle class white family, there diverse neighbors, the white family is a leave it to beaver clone stuck in the past ala the Brady Bunch movie and everyone else is in modern time

Who plays him and who is his partner?