ITT: we come up with possible episodes for the new Twilight Zone

She looks like my sister in law who is a Jew and kept her maiden name. Made her kids take it too.

>AYO NIGGA THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT BUT IPHONES
This.

A buddy cop episode with Coolspot and Arnold Schwarzenegger kinda of like Last Action Hero. Every single woman on screen is topless and has gigantic breasts with no reason or reaction given for why they are topless. The twist is, when they crossover to the "real world" every woman has even BIGGER breasts.

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god i hate his face

Imagine a world where the United States has been taken over by a crazed, dangerous despot driven by racism and a thirst to oppress minorities in an ascent to power that mirrors Adolf Hitler.

...But do you have to imagine it, America? :^) Do you? Think real hard. This is a CLEEEEEEEEVER piece of what they call social-commentary. Get it? :^)

>White guy wakes up as black man before civil rights
>learns "hard" lessons of privilege
>white people are shown beaten, strung up and murdered en mass by black people for 15min
>MC's lesson is complete when he himself dies
Five Emmy's, minimum.

You shitpost but this is literally going to be an episode

Oh god its gonna be like this isnt it

Scientists use a time travelling device to go into the future. They discover that whites no longer exist - only a race of blacks/browns known as the Kangz, who speak entirely in ebonics.

These will all be episodes

Keep in mind that Rod Serling was only "progressive" for his time, which basically meant that he didn't actively and venomously discriminate against non-white actors. I'm pretty conservative but I think that's a completely reasonable ideology to have within the industry.

Serling would, however, be labeled and alt-right nazi bigot Trump-voter by the modern rabid "progressives" of today though.

As if the ending wouldn't have him return to reality and embrace his white privilege, demonstrating that whites refuse to learn from history and will always choose to abuse their power.

Can you imagine how fucking tyrannical blacks would be if they were the ones who had privilege

exactly

But that would be a Redpilled script.
Unless of course you forgot to mention that the Kangz are portrayed as being vastly technologically superior and that it's clear that the future is "better off" with white people being extinct, rather than a stagnant and brown version of Idiocracy.

I unironically wish I lived in the world where the fantasy nightmare progressives you've created in your brain exist

Imagine a world where African slavery did not exist. Masses of europeans trying to invade Africa looking for better conditions of life.

>Can you imagine how fucking tyrannical blacks would be if they were the ones who had privilege

You don't have to "imagine", motherfucker.
It's already a reality in places like South Africa and Zimbabwe.

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>"progressive" for his time
that's exactly how the long march works, brainlet

boiling frog and all of that

>imagine a world where white people where cavemen until contact with black people but are still viewed as equal on all levels

>singing an offensive song should be illegal

Ah, the famed love of absolute freedom of speech in action I see

>progressive extremists aren't real
>progressives aren't currently in the throes of a dead purity-spiral right now

I wish I lived in the world you created in your brain.
You know they're unironically retroactively naming shit like Star Trek "racist" now, right? You think The Twilight Zone is far behind?

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Deeply underrated.

Agreed but it should be consistent across races and there’s no way in hell it’s legal to sing a kill the blacks song there

You realize that in places like South Africa and Zimbabwe there are active campaigns of violence against whites that the governments at best turn a blind eye to or at worst have actively encouraged, right? All with the blessing of the Western Left.

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you feel like that now. wait for it to be delivered.
Most people would assume Kelsey Grammar would never step outside Frasier Crane when he played Chicago Mayor Tim Kane in Boss, but in the end they were very, very wrong.

Yeah looks like he's gonna bring out Serling's anger translator

Yeah because you can totally get away with singing a "Kill the Darkies" song.

>out flops a gleaming 8” steel bolt.
kino

holy shit it's like they can't understand context

Humanity reaches interstellar travel, and are promptly contacted by a distant alien species who requests a meeting with Earths elders. The aliens are soon revealed, and they are indistinguishable from blacks on earth. They are alarmed to see whites in a leadership roles, and become angry when they discover blacks were used as slaves in earths past.

They had planted blacks on earth centuries ago, in the fertile lands of Egypt and placed the whites as slaves.

With their anger reaching a boiling point to see how blacks are mistreated by the evil whites, they genocide earths population — all except for the blacks, who they bless with technology so that they may prosper.

earths blacks betray the aliens and kill them using their own technology. Saying “space is our hood now niggas.”

>"kill whitie"
>all liberals clap
>"kill darkie"
>suddenly life destroyed
I don't care so much about free speech. I'd just like the rules to be consistent. If you can't sing about how you'd want to kill black people, then you shouldn't be allowed to sing about how you'd want to kill white people, especially as a politician.

blacks create and maintain a functional civilisation

Too unbelievable, even for science fiction

chuckled
nice one user, have a (you)

>what if black people actually did commit more crime on average and the white people weren't profiling us?

As someone who has loved The Twilight Zone, and really all Science-Fiction, since childhood, I actually have several brief summaries that I previously came up with and typed-out that could easily serve as pitches for episodes of a Twilight Zone revival series.

However, this is thankfully a meme thread. So instead I want to see more meme-pitches posted.

Imagine a world where internet trolls suffer the consequences for what they write. In this episode everything they type becomes real.

All the meme ideas I have were already made by Star Trek, Black Mirror or The Twilight Zone

imagine a world where liberal twitter users suffer consequences for what they write. in this episode everything they type gets censored or leads them to lose their job or get arrested

>you are about to meet a very special woman
>the first woman to become the president of the United States
>she has just gone to bed after a day of signing pivotal legislation
>laws for abortion, women's rights, immigration, gun control, and equality
>but what she doesn't know is that she will soon wake up to a nightmare
>she will find herself in a different bed, at a different house, from a different timeline
>a timeline where a reality tv show host has won the election
>and is building a wall
>a wall she is powerless to stop
>she's drifted off to sleep
>her next stop
>the twilight zone

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>Tv shows in which the protagonist is shown a better alternate timeline

>when he sees a deformed creature (Kathy Griffin)
You need a job writing for them.

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based and 7up pilled