Was Kung-fu Hustle the only good thing to ever come out of China?

How and why has he been forgotten, bros?

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No, this is.

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Kek

Yup
China makes nothing but trash. You can't call Hong Kong China

>forgetting Three Kingdoms

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Because it was made in hong kong and this was back when they belonged to the british and still had freedom.

Why are Hong Kongers so much different from mainlanders?

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Mainlanders were commies brainwashed by mao.

Hong kongers were more free market.

But this is changing sadly.

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stream it, if you're so great

due to YourMovieSucks im also led to believe that the pinnacle of korean cinema is a story about a drunk hobo fucking his own daughter with the "good ending" being that he lets his daughter's memory be erased so he could liver with her as her lover

60 years of British rule.

she was based

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this makes me want to watch chungking express

is it kino?

>that Lion's roar
now this is feminism

The best thing to come out of China for me was a cute Chinese girl studying in my hometown with Daddario tier tits who rode my dick nearly every night for 3 years.

And what movie is that?
I would like to know for, research purposes.
I need to research what her tits look like from multiple angles

Based AF

yes

Just watched this episode yesterday.
Got like 60 left, not sure how it will keep going for so long.

What about Shaolin Soccer, though?

>he lets his daughter's memory be erased so he could liver with her as her lover
So close and yet so far from right

JSA 2000 is top Korean kino desu, Barking Dog That Never Bites, Memories of Vengeance...
YMS got butthurt over Spikey's Oldboy to the point where his praise for the original became autism. It's a pretty good movie, but not the best of them all.

sauce, googles giving be bubkis

also pretty good

You've already survived the boring Diao Chan shit so you're set for kino. There will be 3 or so really boring episode somewhere between 40-60 about Liu Bei marrying Sun Jian's daughter but, like I said, outside of that the show is pure kino to the very end.

I'm so sad Shaolin Basket couldn't attain same quality

>kung fu hustle 2 is happening
will it be kino? usually when a series or show is detached years from itself it doesn't end up being good

God of cookery >>>>>>>>>>>> kungfu hustle = Shaolin soccer

who really knows, it wont be following the same characters only taking place within the same "universe" so maybe the axe gang will return or something idk

No

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It’ll probably be fine but it will be impossible to recapture the setting of the first.
Boring modern shit with better cgi

If you like depressing hipster trash an elephant sitting still is pretty good.
Pretty nice OST too

Based.

>getting your film opinions and tastes from internet movie "reviewers"
i don't know why i'd expect better from Yea Forums

This is true hype. With any luck, Stephen Chow will probably have some Kino under his sleeve

I hope it will be the kid at the end of the first movie grown up

>1996
how bad are the effects?

oh, i should pick this back up then, since that diao chan shit really did get fucking mind numbing

It's mostly practical effects and wires, the story is the selling point imo

Pretty good practical effects for the time

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Best scene in the movie.

lucky bastard

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BALLROOM BLITZ

Someone post the greatest chinese kinos of them all (chink bugmen getting rekt by escalators and random vehicle """""accidents""""").

>not Hero
fuck off

Yeah, once you get passed her shit you're set. I loved Lu Bu, especially after he breaks off from Dong Zhuo, but all the political intrigue episodes about her were very grating.

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>Gets completely BTFO by Vietnam

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reruns are gay

BASED WONG JING

haven't watched a single bruce lee or jet lee movie and i wouldn't know where to start

Hero

im not the only one who found the land lady kind of sexy right?

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Hong Kong =/= (Mainland) China
Taiwan =/= (Mainland) China

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What show?

Have u ever had salted fish fried rice with sparibs? Bout the best thing to come out of china

#MeToo

No op,
China is a complete shithole after Mao there is no saving
They literally went through massacring every scholar, free thinker, intellectual and all that's left in China are cowards and brainless morons and their descendants

Hong Kong has some decent kino though. But they have been replaced by Korea

操你十八代祖宗

>what is Hero?

Kung Fu Chefs you apes, and apparently no one watched Bleeding Steel last year that was rad. Never watch the goofy VCDs straight from Chinatown though. Their for chinaman eyes only humor is unbearable and quite faggoty.

Because id bust him up with knees irl. Finish with a soccer kick

Beijing Bycicle is one of the best movies i ever watched hands down.

youtube.com/watch?v=wpHgZgFBfJ0

A Touch of Sin is pure redpill kino.

xiuren.org

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Three Kingdoms (2010)

No it's shaolin soccer.

>Bruce Lee
He made only 4, so you may as well just watch them in order. If you want to start good skip the big boss and watch fist of fury. Game of death is bad in a very entertaining way and has by far his best fight scenes in the finale.
>Jet Lee
Once upon a time in china (the whole series is pretty good) and fearless are a good place where to start. Hero is absolute kino, but it's a wuxia, so it's quite different. Tai Chi master is a personal favorite.

Tienanmen Square

still the best sports movie tbqh

Uhh, Chinese Ghost Story trilogy?

This guy gets it.

Hero is true kino.

how the FUCK do I download all the galleries there?

You can't. Just have to enjoy it as it is.

I liked Shaolin Soccer more than Kung-fu Hustle desu

No.

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nah guess it's time to man up and save them individually
it's a fantastic collection

stephen chow is absolute kino bois go watch his latest film

Shadow looks good

Is armor of god good?

It's fine, but overrated. As is

>tfw no psychotic land lady gf

King of Comedy and Shaolin Soccer were better.

Power tends to make us feel that

this is mainland china kino
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Due West: Our Sex Journey starring China's Goddess of Boobs.

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Shaolin Soccer was brilliant as well. But were those two films Chow's peak?

Why are 100% of asian women ugly as fuck?

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These two

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KUNG-FU HUSTLE IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER SEEN, A LITERAL FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU'RE A SOULESS MONSTER THAN DESERVES TO BURN IN FUCKING HEL FOR ETERNITY!!!FACT!!!

Here comes the new Chinese kino.

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King of Comedy was good too. Some people like God of Cookery, but it was shit.

>tfw no yellow milk truck gf

>10/10 chinese milk truck lady
>shows 'em in full view, nipples included as soon as she can
Based woman
Also:
>those tits
>110 lbs - 5'9''
I want to feed her so bad just to see how big they can get.

we need the architect

>for Hong Kong, James?

Is that The Wandering Earth? My ex was telling me about going to see that in Hong Kong.

I had no idea Chinamen could be that funny. Definitely a 5 star flick

In spanish, every character was given a regional accent for some reason. Is that also how it is in the original movie? What about english and other languages?

Kung-fu Hustle was a co-production with Hong Kong you illiterate faggot

Yes, the original film had accents from different cihnese regions. Spaniard are just retarded people trying to use the same trick

How is keeping faithful with the movie retarded in any way? Lack of accents is one of the biggest fails of spanish dubs, which makes a lot of scenes in american movies weird. For once, they did what they had to do.

the effects will look even better, at least

Chinese cinema has a major problem of doing scenes that they imagine would look cool to do, without really working it all into the story or general mood of the film. It can seem quirky when they do it, but it's tonally inconsistent.

This. It's shit you daydream as a teenager until you realize how ridiculous it would look IRL. Asians lack that self awareness filter.

They both look incredibly similar
I wonder if viets or Chinese mistaken each other as the opposite nationality when seeing pics like these

>inb4 butt triggered Asian pointing out an extremely minute detail as a “huge difference” lmao

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My dad has been watching some Chinese TV show for the past few weeks and it sems to never end. Last I saw, he was on Episode 45 of Season 1. Shit's nuts but he seems to enjoy it.

I can't actually remember the last kino Cantonese thing to come out of the Hong Kong that wasn't Mainland co-produced. Probably Johnnie To's Election, and that was in fucking 2005.

stephen chow's kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer wwere both CG nightmarres
they both did very well in china and america
after those movies everything feels like its relied heavily on CG nightmares
fucking those two movies

Don't speak/understand Mandarin or Cantonese but why is the his stuff in the latter language more kino despite it being one of most horrible sounding languages to English speakers' ears.

>be meme arthouse director
>want to adapt random shitty wuxia epic
>ran out of money
>makes a parody movie with the exact same cast to cater for the plebs during the Lunar New Year
>parody earns enough money for you to finish another side meme movie about Chungking Mansions before going back to the initial project
Based Wong Kar Wai

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