Captain Marvel

got to see this early and Captain Marvel includes

1) an origin story for a new character
2) a bridge to connect Infinity War to Endgame
3) setting up future plot lines for the next Phase
4) a prequel to Phase 1

this movie is a mess....
it's on par with antman and age of ultron

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What future plot lines could this 90's themed movie could setup for a post Endgame MCU?
Legit asking. Not even trolling.

>this movie is a mess....
>it's on par with antman and age of ultron
This doesn't compute because neither of those 2 films were messes.
Aou was fucking great and it's only flaw was Ultron not being menacing enough.

Antman was legit good

Was Ronan given any backstory or depth?

How do you know the character you liked wasn't an alien shapeshifter, user?!
Everything you know is wrong!
What a TWEEEEEZT!

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aou was pretty dumb, scarlet witch and that british faggot added nothing and ultron turned into a flying van

both of those movies suck bro

secret war
most likely they'll have more hints in the new spiderman too

>Ronan
no

he makes a brief appearance and is used to have cap marvel beat him to show how stronk she is

I thought age of ultron was pretty good for a marvel movie

The skrulls are the good guys because the kree (bad guys from GoTG and the space force captain marvel is part of) are the true bad guys. Carol is called Vers at first because when Jude law found her and she was knocked unconscious and amnesia driven from the blast that gave her her powers and her dog tag was chipped off and it said Vers like carol danVERS... The cat isn't really a cat but an alien monster and it scratches fury's eye at the end. Would you believe me if I also said the tesseract showed up again????? It powers the core of the engine that the skrulls need as well as was the energy source for the explosion that gave her her powers. End credit is the current time with the surviving avengers trying to figure out who fury tried to contact with the beeper they somehow knew was his and somehow found even though he was dusted and it was left on the street. It stops beeping and Carol shows up asking where fury went. It's interesting because she looks significantly skinnier in the post credits scene. Not sure which was filmed first but she looks better in the after credits scene

Which would be impressive if we had ever seen Ronan defeat anyone, or do anything badass.

Also forgot to mention that her former flight instructor was part of project Pegasus. An engine that can go very very
be fast. She was secretly a kree and when she found out kree were the bad guys she tried to help the skrulls. Well anyway that name was interesting because in Avengers 1 the facility that Loki basically destroys at the beginning before the title card was a compund names P.E.G.A.S.U.S so that place had something to do with the tesseract which makes sense because that's what powered the engine. It was brought back their after the whole Captain America thing so they probably figured out they could use it for that which is also where they learned they could use the cubes power for weapons or energy

Nice. I liked those 2 movies

Its only mentioned how badass Ronan is but once he actually shows up, he gets intimidated by Carol and flees.

bull shit, there's no way they'd do secret war there's no fucking way they'd be that fucking dumb

There is no obvious set up for secret wars. They legitimately made the skrulls the good guys. Their people are being massacred and made to look like terrorists. Funny how political this movie got. But this does take place in the past and who knows, in the current timeline they might not be as nice anymore. But they are shown to be good people. Although I still don't think they should be trusted there is nothing to suggest someone is a Skrill. No wink or nod or scene

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secret wars or secret war?

Skrulls are not good guys, Kree are not good guys, the Shi'Ar are not good guys the fuck are they thinking? Did they even mention the Supreme Intelligence or Veranke?

you sure you're not thinking of Secret Invasion?

In the movie the Kree are the evil attacking aliens and the Skrulls the misunderstood aliens. Carol even flies out to the galaxy to help them at the end. They could change that later but for now Skrulls aren't bad. The Supreme Intelligence is in the movie but no Veranke.

The entire point of his character is that he flees from nothing. What a shame.

The Skrulls are intergalactic dindu refuges who everyone only THINKS are evil and actually never killed anyone.

>Veranke

she's actually in Dark Phoenix for some reason I don't know how the fuck that's going to work, why the fuck would Disney allow the skrulls to be in two movies?

Ant-Man is great and Ultron was utter shit so I don't know what you want to convey

Can't do secret war when the Skrulls are the good guys user.

ant-man 1 was fairly mediocre

yeah so how is it brought back there when it was stuck in ice since world war 2, and they found it while looking for steve? the cat eating it and mar-vell having it doesn't make sense.

Cap didn't have it, old man Stark found it in the ocean

If you can recall correctly in the first captain America movie after caps ship goes down Stark (Tony's dad) is looking for him, he finds the finds the cube but no Rogers. Shield gets the cube and is experimenting on it at the Pegasus compound named after the Pegasus project that first harnested the cubes power to use as tech

Shieeeet marvel now has Namekians and shieeeet.

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Skrulls are more like Cell than Namekians

Maybe if you are underage

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you got a thing for shrinking movies? you liked it when they were stranded out in the yard? wtf does it have to do with ant-man?

So do they heavily imply this or could it be used to make literally anyone be a Skrull all along, if the plot requires this?

Stark found it looking for Cap. Government starts experimenting with it. They develop powered engine plane. Carol Danvers test pilots plane. Explodies. Powers. Movie shit. Shield gets cube back. Bing bang bong bingo.

>could it be used to make literally anyone be a Skrull all along, if the plot requires this?

yes, because some idiot over there is using Bendis as inspiration, once they start using Bendis plot instead of just his characters this whole franchise will collapse, I guarantee it.

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No implications but it will most certainly be used for plot convenience most likely something to do with Carol or anyone she specifically mentions it to in depth that has them on edge or on the look out

>doesn't even get her powers from Mar-Vell

throw it in the dumpster and set it on fire

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Yes and this is the after credits scene I forgot. This happens after all the credits not even worth the laugh

That’s a really quick way to get the audience to stop caring. Nobody wants their favorite character to be revealed to be a doppelgänger after a decade following them.

Mar-Vell made the engine that gave her the powers

Skrulls replace but they don't usually kill those they replace they keep them in prison for experimentation. You know I remember the original marketing for this was gong to be something like "You can't trust your neighbor" but they had to abandon it after the nazi gatherings last year so yeah it's a huge theme with the skrulls.

Ant-Man getting out of the microverse in the endgame trailer? He's a Skrull, anyone you didn't actually see die on screen? They're a Skrull, this is how that plot line always gets used, someone just showed up out of nowhere? Hawkeye oh yeah he's definitely a Skrull, and so on and so forth.

Now what's weird is that the Skrulls are also apparently in Dark Phoenix so I don't know how the fuck that's going to mess with audiences because they're absolutely evil in that movie.

that's retarded

The only good Skrull is a dead Skrull.

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Well, so is feminism, but they went with it anyway

that's the movie for you

Remember when the FF turned 3 Skrulls into cows and then the cows got slaughtered and anyone who ate their meat got fucked up powers?

Fun times

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>a Bendis era of the MCU

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The movie's not really all that feminist. Just typical capeshit. There's a few of the UGHHH MEN lines though.
>Its called a COCKpit for a reason
>Why don't you smile a little

Age of Ultron is crap.

Antman was just bland

>Its called a COCKpit for a reason
I want to see her play zone of the enders

Also, that joke won't work in others language at all, but that's just that stupid feminsit herstory mindset

The fuck does that even mean? Can someone with a degree with womens studies and 7th wave feminism translate that shit? That $50,000 in student debt has to be worth something.

>Why don't you smile a little
WANTIN SOMEONE TO HAVE A GOOD DAY IS SEXIST WRRRY

Please don't tell me those are the real lines in the movie. Something might break inside me.

Gender-neutral pronouns also don't work in any other language, due to most languages being gendered, but lefties don't care.

>Why don't you smile a little?
Haha, imagine if that was added after the first trailer backlash, just to dab on those trolls. We got got, it seems, guise.

Those are actual lines said by random men in the movie. There's a bit more but these are the ones that stuck.

>The fuck does that even mean?

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I'm just glad we finally have real Skrulls in MCU and the Fantastic Four on the way.

I just want Kl'rt, guys,

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I wonder what things would be like if English had gendered words?

German here, feminists are globalsits so they just copy each other.
Hence you not seeing something like say Verkäufer in text anymore, but Verkäufer*innen to be as inclusive as possible. And yes, they do change what is the appropriate way to write every few months.

So life would be even more of a nightmare, got it.

To be fair, it's mostly a nightmare for bureacrats having to change forms as well as the taxpayers money for reprints

Chicago style guide was updated to eliminate "his or her" and replace it with "their" in all contexts. So basically you conform to this or be seen as ignorant of correct formal style guidelines for academia.

This shit never caught on in slavic languages - like Polish. Because is order to even start a conversation, you have to assume the interlocutors gender. Gender-neutral defaults toward masculine unless stated otherwise.
Actual gender-neutral pronouns are used for objects and animals. So, unless you want to be called an "it" you have to pick either a masculine or feminine pronoun.

Fuck we have the same shit creeping in in France. Their fucking inclusive writing is going to kill us all.

I'm just mad at all the ink and money wasted for stuff that helps nobody.

Samefagging but needs mention.
We also have a new law incoming replacing Mother/Father as Parent 1/Parent 2 in forms, to include same sex parents.
I'm mad at the US SJW for their shit, because stupid French people copying what's happening in the US are ruining it for us, and lots of them are now in power.

Mar-Vell is a granny here

Why do they use the Tesseract so much in the MCU?? wtf why is it so special there's other Infinity Stones

>t. actual space niggers with the WAMEN QUEEN YASS SLAY are the good guys
>meanwhile the based pink skinned ayyrians are the bad guys
WOW WHODA FUCKING THUNK IT

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Sums up the MCU

Someone (Veranke) form a baddie faction of skrulls.

Kree create Moonstone to counter Captain Marvel.

Was hoping thet would show him having doubts about the Kree shit then chimping out when Carol turns against them.

like granny goodness?

This is literally all common knowledge. Why is tv obsessed with this movie but they hate it so much

Most languages default to the masculine for Gender Neutrality. English included. The word "Man" itself is gender neutral. Formally speaking.

Antman is the best Marvel movie though.

She is such a powerful woman that she had to tweet about how a guy asked for her phone number and it put her on the defense.

It's the only one on Earth until Loki brings the Mind stone. Hence SHIELD tinkering with it over and over.

What IS Ed Asner up to these days? I loved his voicework, and Granny was creepy as fuck.

>tfw when people are so privileged that things you wish would happen to you are stuff they hate
>but you are the one privileged

>tsa agent thought i was cute
>asked for my number
>i was so afraid!
>I'M A STRONK WOMYN!

But you can get away with English being "gender-neutral" because there are no declinations. (He goes/she goes/they goes). Try to sound "gender-neutral" in Polish or Portugese. You'll sound like a retard. (On poszedl/ona poszla - you have to state a gender here in order for the sentence to make sense).

>you have to state a gender here in order for the sentence to make sense).
...which was my point on why most languages default to the masculine for gender neutrality.

>tfw you realize thanos can't kick cap marvels ass because she doesn't have one
smart move feige

ant-man is BASED!!!

Why are you like this?

Posts like these are why we're losing the culture war. I feel like you're falseflag plants, but there's so many of you it can't all be part of making us look bad.

ant-man was great

KILL KREW REPRESENT

Did the cat fetch it from the ice in the Arctic? wtf?

>antman
none of the antman movies were "a mess"

>CGI cat
holy fucking shit disney stop it

>N.

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Antman was great for me but what about the post credits scene? I really don't want to see this movie but if I spoil my friends they might be discouraged so help me out here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Wasn't the tesseract frozen with cap at this time?
Fucking retarded writers

I believe the intersectionality part refers to all subsets / subcultures having uniting threads that bring them together in solidarity on particular social ideals and progressive change. This article is suggesting that Captain Marvel is a vessel for feminism to reach all those groups in a shared way. At the end of the day it's bullshit because many of these groups can't / don't sync up in ways that lead to a shared end goal / common place that would be devoid of conflict. Eventually these groups turn on each other, typically one at a time depending on what social issue / PC issue is trending.

>appeals to childless cat people
Nice move

the absolute state of marvel-shit

>Eventually these groups turn on each other, typically one at a time depending on what social issue / PC issue is trending.
As one gay guy asked quite sensibly: "I am gay. I don't know more about transsexuality than a typical straight guy. So why are we being lumped together with trans people in this LGBTQ movement?".

Same reason Trump is lumped in with nazis, fascists are lumped in with libertarians, and israelis are lumped in with antifas. Politics. The garbage can of thought.
And if you disagree, I got a reaction folder full of ugly people I'll lump you up with.

Did you just lump yourself in with garbage thought?

This movie was set 20 years in the past, yet when captain marvel makes her appearance in endgame you can be your ass she'll look exactly the same as she did in this one. Or are they going to CGI her into a 50yo boomer?

Look at the thread, there's already a clip of her showing up present day in an after credits scene (which may also be a clip lifted from Endgame). She does look like she hasn't aged.

I wouldn't be surprised if they handwave it as tesseract/space stone energy also gives her increased longevity/immortality.

Because any other stone on earth would break continuity

They’ll rework the language with new terms like they’re doing for Spanish

The average rating is now below 7. This makes it de facto a bad movie.

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>calls others retarded
>doesn't know that the tesseract was found by Stark father in the same movie it first appears in

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Oh christ they're not setting up Secet fucking Invasion are they?
Nobody got time for that bullshit.

>it's on par with antman
That's a positive tho

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Remember when he flew his giant bigdick ship down to a planet he intended to disintegrate, instead of just beaming down to the surface and giving it a love tap? Ronan is my favorite comedic relief.

>Aou was fucking great
You share a board with these mouth breathers.

Look at her. She cant even smile!

What PS2 game is this?

yeah Paul Rudd is just too likeable, and it's a comfy heist movie.