Magic super glue sticky powder

ignore it, it's just someone trying to force a meme

Hate to break it to you guys but its fake. See that crack that he follows all the way up until he does his little choreographed hop? There are special anchors inside that crack for you to hold onto all the way up, like ladder rungs. Sure its hard, all rock climbing is, but he didnt do some crazy impossible free climb like the media is pushing.

They are glorified because they are extreme examples of things that we admire. Like giant tits. Giant tits get in the way and damage your back.

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You sound like George Costanza
You'd bring the sandwiches.
>You down George?

It’s a mix of many things.

It’s the adrenaline rush. It’s the machismo culture of one ups a ship and ballsiness. It’s just the feeling of being on the rock. It’s pitting yourself against nature (normies look up at a rock and think that shits impossible, a climber is searching for the route), it’s the mental challenge, it’s the puzzle.

Alpinism and climbing is peak white culture.

it's man triumphing over nature

...

because it's there

What you doing Monyada?

Not that impressive, I could probably do it, but I have a life and don't want to live in a van like this loser

Source

I want to Free Solo those boulders.

Same reason we watch serial killer kino and why we remember the names of mass shooters but none of the victims. We are interested in people that are willing and able to do the things we cannot.

It’s sick but natural. In a room full of 100 people, 99 of them are hiding or running for their life and 1 is trying to shoot and kill the other 99. Who is the most interesting person in that room?

Think that’s Leanne Crow

because it shows extreme physique you shut in NEET loser

It's literal peak humanity.

>Mental fortitude
>perseverance
>physical capacity
>breaking new ground

It checks every goddam box. Its on the level of inventing a new type of maths, writing a paradigm shifting treatise, or painting the next mona lisa.

The nazis understood this. Thats why they invested so much in alpinism.

The first two things you lidted can be replaced with "Being a retard" and the last one is outright fake. Lmao breaking new grounds to what ?

Whatever, I don't care, except when one retard gets injured and money has to be spent to fuel the chopper to pick them up.

>this is what rock monkeys actually believe

And thats why noone cares who you are, or what you ever do. Your sole memory will be your bastard child. But since you are here, you probably wont even have that.

proud rock monkey here
>tfw normie enough to spend new years doing a drunken naked repel onto the drag runway in J-Tree
>then awkward enough to go home and retreat to the 4chins for two weeks without seeing anyone.

its a good life. Rock climbing gives you balls and courage you didnt know you had.

I'll bait: the "glue sticky powder" is just to remove hand sweat so the hands keep dry. It doens't add friction, your hands already have great friction naturally, when they're dry. Go try holding on to a cliff sometime.

>The nazis understood this. Thats why they invested so much in alpinism.
Maybe they should have invested more in their military lol

You seem pretty insecure for someone praising "mental fortitude"

imagine being this retarded

What?

>it's man triumphing over nature
>impossible without $3000 friction shoes that stick you to the wall

Nazi tech was superior though

This.
We're talking about one of the purest physical achievements of man. Not some meme guiness record.

He climbed a sheer cliff face with nothing but chalk and some climbing shoes to help him. You could pick out any point in the total existence of the human race and show them what he did and they would immediately understand why its so impressive.

>still lost
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why don't you leave your cellar for 1 day and go hiking? It'll be good for you, you might learn a thing or two.

>extreme physique
>literally just a death grip and cardio
Okay dumbass.

This. Sure, people have climbed this rock a lot. It's not even considered to be extremely daunting. But to do it without any harness, no time to actually rest, and just his skill/strength/clothing, fuck.

t. v6 climber. I want to be good :(

Heh, from what people say, it's actually relatively "easy" physically if you ignore the slip up and die part.

I'm more impressed by Ironman runners

>YAY I CLIMBED SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLIMBED!
If you think that's a physical achievement then you should unironically KYS you low IQ retard.

me

/climbing/?
/climbing/.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRTNHDd0gL8

>talking about necessity on a Vietnamese tunnel building forum.

>purest physical achievement of man

>ants, spiders, flies, etc can all do it all day long with ease

wow, this "man" sure is special

>It's not even considered to be extremely daunting
If you are involved in a climbing community at all, you know this is bullshit.

Plenty of people have climbed it, yes, but a successful summit basically puts your name in the ring of serious big wall climbers.

>defending free soloing as an actual accomplishment worthy of note

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/ALITA/

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>YAY I POSTED SOMETHING DOESN'T NEED TO BE POSTED

The difference is that he has inner peace and aren't filled with envy

I don't mean it's not hard, I'm saying it's not a climb only a handful of people done. If you have, yes you are very clearly an accomplished climber, but you're not going to necessarily be sponsored for it.

its the physical skill and mental fortitude in concert with no room for error

you could go try and be an ironman runner tomorrow, theres nothing stopping you training and fucking up, you wont die unless you're really unlucky
you cant free solo a mountain without achieving a degree of mastery most professional climbers dont even feel is enough to take the risk

>climb cliff
>walk down through the scenic route

i wish i got paid to do half my job

Man crawling on all fours. The photo is just tilted so it looks like he's vertical. (He's not)

he could crush anybody on /fit/ with his bare hands.

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Why are you so butthurt?

>defending the meaning of accomplishment to me, the only other person posting on a Vietnamese tunnel building forum

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>Someone who does something completely useless who might kill him and cause grief to everyone around him has "inner peace"

Lmao

I'm only envious that I haven't done the amount of charity work he has. To say that I'm envious of his rock climbing "achievements" is laughable.

>0% body fat
I could double leg him and beat his skull into a pulp.

Not likely. Climbers don't want to be stacked, they want to be lightweight and able to endure a long stretch of work.

The guy probably weighs >150 lbs

According to wiki, he's 80 kg

Look up how many pound that is yourself

>STR vs DEX

>62 replies
>32 posters
Half of this thread is op being a little bitch

It's the spirit of adventure that once established white dominance over the world.

It's a far cry from a culture who dared to dream of more than the next Marvel movie, but to achieve marvels themselves.

he looks like those facial reconstructions of a prehistoric man

Why be alive if you don't live your life?

Also it's not useless. He's probably inspired thousands, maybe tens of thousands, to try out rockclimbing7mountaineering so that they themselves may get the same sensation of personal accomplishment that he is feeling. If you've every climbed a mountain you'd know what it feels like, it's great. And it's seriously needed in today's climate, people lack goals now a days.

I don't measure in yurop shit. We saved your dumb ass in ww2 and rebuild your shit continent after you let Germany wreck your shit twice over. Then we saved your ass from dumbfucks who think tracksuits look appealing. You will either tell me his weight in lbs or fuck off back to your sharia law.

>this
>white
only in Burgerstan

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There is no way this isn't photoshopped.

You do that.

Says the neet drininking the last bit of mountain dew.
>mooooommmmm

he's kinda cute.. but in a weird way. I would definitely give him the succ

Imagine Alex giving a handjob, he'd rip it off unintentionally.

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Yea Forumsirings wouldn't understand, it's a chad thing

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>I don't measure in yurop shit. We saved your dumb ass in ww2 and rebuild your shit continent after you let Germany wreck your shit twice over. >Then we saved your ass from dumbfucks who think tracksuits look appealing. You will either tell me his weight in lbs or fuck off back to your sharia law.

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>tv/irings

that's supposed to include the term virgings somewhere but I fucked up

so whats up with his eyes???

virgins***

goddamnit

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Look at that absolute unit. You urotrash wish you could gain weight. You had to starve jews to death to feel fat, let that sink in.

is this shopped?

i thought that was brie larson..

He literally looks like what a black person would create to make white guys look like apes too.

if he lost his hair and put on 20lbs

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you think the Holocaust was caused by Germans feeling self-conscious about their weight? is that what they teach in the mandatory jewish culture class in burgerstan?

>t-this is world class athlete with a beautiful girlfriend with a kino to his name is totally not peak human performance

SEETHING COPERS

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honestly whats up with his eyes

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Who do you suppose initiates sex?

>sociopath

Its the opposite. A sociopath is the kind of person who doesnt understand why anybody would risk their life for anything.

have you seen the size of his hands
I bet he's got the grip strength of a gorilla, there's no way she can get away

Its real:
youtu.be/R7qSiEKntQA?t=109

Why can't he do it without chalk and without his meme shoes? It's easy to climb this with the specialized equipment he is using.

>It's easy
Says who? You? What have you climbed recently?

imagine those hands gripping your hips while he thrusts you from behind..

I climbed ur mom in bed, a much harder feat since she is the size of Mount Everest

Hilarious.

lold

Yeah. Why don't you prove his specialized equipment isn't the reason he can do this. If he tried without, he wouldn't even get 10 meters off the ground.

Guy is a fraud relying on equipment normal people can't get.

>he points the unrealistic feats on the movie but still appreciate it for the aesthetics
a true kinograph connoisseur

quit making these shitty flat earth threads, get a life.

They're brown, tends to make people look like they have the eyes of a dog or a horse.

what? liar

look at the trees

Adrenaline junkies are not necessarily sociopaths

Nigga inventing a cure for cancer would qualify breaking new ground, climbing some retarded vertical surface is just a pointless deed which happens to be very dangerous.

Imagine being this delusional

tits or gtfo

Why were there no cameramen visible in the wide shots? There were obviously cameraman climbers next to him in many shots but when they zoom out it's completely empty.

is he a manlet?

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Looks like a low res normal map. Seems fishy.

Two sets of two same numbers