/trek/ - general edition
Dead general.
What's wrong with LaForge? I'd put Wesley Crusher below the shit tier
I don't get it.
He's a whiney little bitch who just disrespects people (like Scotty and Bashir). He has no personality outside of that. He's a bad influence on Data. He and Troi are DSC quality.
NO RECOVERY FROM ST DISCOVERY
funny stuff
all trolling aside though quark & odo have to be top 5 trek characters across all series
at least until odo had all of those "whoah who am I" episodes and bumped himself down a few pegs
Only reason I didn't put Quark as god tier is he's mostly comic relief. Same reason Phlox didn't make it.
Fuck you. Babylon 5 is better, than DS9. It's not a libtard propaganda.
>It's not a libtard propaganda.
>Klingons are naturally aggressive.
>(((Ferengi))) are naturally greedy.
>No matter how nice you are, the other races won't give a damn and will still try to fuck your shit.
He's comic relief with heart without betraying his core character values, e.g. giving Bajorans work during the space holocaust for laughably low wages while still giving them more of a QoL boost than anyone else. Having his little moments of altruism while still managing to scalp everyone.
He's unmistakably Ferengi with his kikery while coming across as a genuinely good guy to the audience- not an easy balancing act.
>Gunna crack my knuckles and jump for joy - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy!
>Ain't got no flu, I ain't go no pox - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. Phlox!
>Wouldn't replicate a wedding cake and he threatened to sue - so I got an ass full of aids from Dr. Hugh.
Was this whiney cunt actually supposed to be likeable in any way?
>quark & odo have to be top 5 trek characters across all series
>ds9 fags this delusional
I mean Quark maybe but Odo no way in hell
DS9
TNG
OG
-- POWER GAP --
everything else
>it took an entire season for Hoshi to get naked
Wtf
Am I safe from the captain marvel threads in here?? Please make it stop
>didn't include pulaski in at least good tier
She was only good because she was up against Wesley, Troi, Picard and Geordi. If she were on almost any other show but Discovery she'd be massively overshadowed.
Janeway was the best by far
>is better, than
DS9fags, everyone. Almost as bad as Picardfags.
nah nigga
TOS>TNG=DS9>VOY=ENT>>>>>STD
If you were doing top 5 star trek characters across all series it would be
>kirk
>spock
>bones
>quark
>archer
TOS is just too superior
Keep your shirt on, lieutenant. She's not BY FAR better than Kirk. Don't insult the Kirk.
>TNG=DS9
I agree, I love Janeway.
Yes. Deep into the night. ;)
Redpilled image.
What is this VOY > D69 shit?
LOL @ the madman posting this in the Robert thread.
I was with you until I hit lorca
ds9 suxxorz!1
I will never understand Bones' high ranking for so many people.
He's at bare minimum good tier, that's why, but most love the character. He's extremely likable for a number of reasons.
B5 is kino.
Stay triggered, incels.
This bait couldn't fool a retarded fish
have you not watched TOS? The kirk/bones/spock dynamics are the best of any show easily, its not even close.
SHARE YOUR STAR TREK WISHLIST!
Star Trek 4 & further Kelvin timeline films...
> Drop the time travel plot line, both Kirks & the Enterprise & have a small scientific mystery oriented mission set while the Enterprise was being rebuilt at the end of Beyond. Cast is Spock, Bones, Scotty, Sulu (maybe), Carol Marcus & Jaylah. (Both females are sexualized just as openly if not as randomly as Marcus's bra scene in Into Darkness)
> Classic Birds of Prey are used, ideally for more then just a cameo.
> Klingons if used look as perfect as they did in Into Darkness in terms of make up.
> A Young General Chang played by Paul Bettany?
> The next villain isn't wasted like Elba was.
Picard's Show...
> While still flashy & impressive, the sets & art design look very different from Discovery.
> Kim Cattrall returns as a much older Valeris.
> If the Romulan's are used, both the Valdore & D'deridex class Warbirds are used.
> Is much more subtle, nuanced & mysterious then Discovery. Especially in regards to SJW-ism. No Trump or modern American political metaphors. There is no chance in the depths of hell, modern leftist writers will handle it with nuance or objectivity.
In general...
> If we get a notable female villain in ST4 or Picard's show, preferably one that doesn't have too much make up, Antje Traue (faora in Man of Steel) plays her.
> The legendary Kim Cattrall nude on the Enterprise set pics are released.
I am entirely certain that you switched the names "Picard" and "Janeway".
>Stay triggered, incels.
Most people at least enjoy it's dreamy aesthetic in it's strange contrast ratio but ultimately it's just okay.
Bones is everyone's dirty uncle but in space. He doesn't give a damn about being there either, which makes it even better.
haha based bone
What the fuck is this?
>Voyager over TNG and DS9
Go to bed, Neelix
fanfic.
Pls keep it frenly
Hey, look! The thread is dying. You fucks want to actually talk about trek now maybe? Or is this general just a convenient excuse to engage in tripfag drama?
>Any thoughts/theories on who fucked with the probe 500 years in the future and then sent it back? What do you think the probe was trying to accomplish?
No
Better than Discovery and Destiny combined
heard a theory about the borg, seems plausible, since it's like a matrix octoprobe now.
>heard a theory
Care to share it?
Lol, so true.
TNG > DS9 = ENT > TOS > VOY > STD > TAS
I actually enjoyed Voyager, for what it is worth. Every Trek has flaws and Voyager had more than most but there were many great episodes.
>STD > TAS
>TNG … > = ENT > TOS
>ENT > TOS
>OH NO! I need to bump the thread!
>oh I'll just post my rankings for the billionth time
>the same one I always post in the same order
>it will look like we are actually discussing the show!
I've never seen that guy post his rankings before.
Maybe you should try harder to drum up discussion beyond whining about it.
That's all they know what to do. I start and follow up and participate in conversations. They only bitch.
Why's everyone always talk about conversation on here? I've never been able to have a conversation here. It's just people calling each other trannies and jerking off to other trannies.
Seriously does /trek/ even need to exist?
Pulaski is based
Probably because you incapable of having a conversation, faggot.
Juss kiddin. You alright, white boy.
No, generals are shit and just allow for horse shit like 50 capeshit threads to clog the rest of the catalog.
>Why's everyone always talk about conversation
Because its better than fapping to trips or posting a tier list that no one gives a shit about.
How would the removal of /trek/ change Yea Forums and their 50 capeshit thread?
Removing all generals would change the landscape.
Temporal Cold War. and/or Craft's people from that Short Trek, once they figure out the connection between the Ved'raysh and that shuttle.
Yeah.... how so?
TNG is seriously the best star trek *munch crunch* no one but me gets the nuance and intellegnce because Wesley and geordi *crunch*
>no Maxwell
That motherfucker was a hero.
What about it being the same people who altered Voyager 6/V'ger?
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"
Classic
Spock. The final Spocktier. These are the Spockages of the Spockship Spockerprise. Its continuing Spocksion. To explore strange new Spocks, to seek out new Spocks and new Spockilizations. To boldly Spock where no Spock has Spocked before.
I take it all back. Spam is not bad. Please spam DDNW, hasperat and everything else. I miss it. It's not the same. Please.
t. spammer
>DDNW
What is this?
The rapist.
Shatner or Mignogna
D_k__ D_d __th__g w_o__
Dukat did nothing wrong aside from not checking for counter-traps beforehand that time when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the booby-traps were going off, and the other time when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant and didn't abort, or perhaps when it happened again and again and again, and of course when his whole life was ruined because he forgot that the Prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole even though he had already learned that in episode 1 of season 1, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised, and of course all the times when he cheated on his wife, and when he had to perform dishonest tricks on women (including Mama Major) to get them to sleep with him, and IMO when he tried to cheat in a game of kalevian montar with Odo.
Upon further reflection, he actually did a whole lot wrong.
Marry me Spock, be my Spocky to the world, be my very own Spockstellation
A teenage Spock with a Spock inside getting high on Spockformation
And buy me a Spock on the Spockevard, it's Spockifornication
Spock may be the final Spocktier but it's made in a Spockywood basement
And Spockbain can you hear the Spocks singing songs off Station To Station?
And Spockderaan's not far away, it's Spockifornication
>"En garde, Richelieu!"
>subduing 10 Enterprise guards with a rapier
not putting my boy Sulu in godly gg tier
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after anons realize Picard is a terrible captain.
>off by one
i love it when you fail
those tulpas were paw wraiths.
weak
Kes is below shit tier.
Mignogna was basically just as good as Shatner. Wouldn't say better but they we're really very similar.
Step aside, dublets
>off by one
oooh yes so sweet
>Picard is a terrible captain.
Based and coffeepilled
Picard is second only to Kirk
who is shit tier and why?
He intimidated by beautiful, non-white kung-fu masters with sexy accents.
Georgiou (prime universe). No personality and presents her lines terribly. Doesn't sound like she understands what she's saying and like she's just reading stuff phonetically from Chinese.
the only star trek that i watched and keep watching is Discovery it feells like every man is incompetent sometimes but i kinda like the concept of space traveling/exploration and thats the only thing that keeps me going back to it.
What's wrong with picard, why is everyone putting him on "okay" at most?
Dicksuckery is for faggots *dabs on the triscord dannies*
His kill count at wolf359 was too low.
We don't even have a discord anymore, though.
Gash made a new one
her Tehran counterpart is ruthless, I like it.
Boring most of the time. Only has some rare good moments in season 6/7 and in Q episodes. Aside from that, he puts me to sleep even more than Sisko. Drinking tea, having an accent and quoting Shakespeare like a 16 year old on his Facebook wall isn't a personality.
Link?
I'VE BECOME SO SPOCK,I CAN'T SPOCK YOU THERE
BECOME SO SPOCK, SO MUCH MORE AWARE
BY BECOMING SPOCK ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE SPOCK AND BE LESS LIKE SPOCK
Howbout I link my foot up your faggot ass instead.
Only if it's a cute girl's foot like Burnham's
I don't wanna Spock no more
Sometimes I hear Spock knockin' at my front door
I'm livin' every day like a hustle, another Spock to juggle
Another day, another struggle
I know how it feel to wake up Spocked up
Spockets broke as hell, another Spock to sell
You ever sleep with your mouth open and when you wake up it's covered in a layer of slime? Does that still happen in the Trek future?
Here, go join your tranny brethren.
How the fuck can people on here accept The Orville at all? It's just a blatant rip-off hiding behind the dumbest and sometimes tasteless kind of stoner humor there is. Serious question. How can you watch this shit and even consider it in these generals
>P-propaganda!
End yourself
t. intimidated by beautiful, non-white kung-fu masters with sexy accent
Because many feel it is superior to the current "official" offerings of trek. How can you not understand this?
This is the same person.
I watch you and your friends
You stick out so sorely Spock
Did you grow up a poorly Spock?
Spocks who don't go out and play
Are you at your wits' end?
With these meaningless conversations
Well I’ll tell you they test my patience
And maybe we could be friends
As light as a feather why oh
Grade A smart clever why oh
He's no Kirk why oh
So I see a life together why
Spock! He lives! He breathes!
Spock's beautifully unconventional
Spock seems to be
From the best place in the world
Must be the best place in the world
Head way up in a storm cloud
Calm but so extreme
Did you ever analyze your dreams?
You know, nothing is what it seems
You're a walking contradiction
Cute with such conviction
But dark as a devil who walks
How is Orville a ripoff?
That's like calling Spaceballs a ripoff of Star Wars
It's a clear parody
Would be nice to get some sort of confirmation on if it's connected to the Borg or not.
There were no green lights, it wasn't borg.
No?
*Spock aint me starts playing*
Some Spocks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and Spock
And when the band plays "Hail to the Spock"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Spock
Spock ain't me, Spock ain't me, I ain't no vulcan mans son, son
Spock ain't me, Spock ain't me, I ain't no logical one, no
Jesus, underappreciated in this thread
>Giving a shit about canon consistency with time travel plots.
big yawn.
Explain
Yes.
Sorry, temporal prime directive.
>It's shit but it's less shit than the other shit so I'll take it
Because despite the dumb juvenile ""humor"" it also attempts to be serious. It clearly cashes in on people that would rather watch Star Trek and uses the exact same fucking structure. Are you blind?
Rose Spockgowan got s Spockbortion so she would have more time to change the Spockniverse
So close...
*Spock aint me starts playing*
Some Spocks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and Spock
And when the band plays "Hail to the Spock"
Ooh, they point the PHASER/PHOTON TORPEDO at you, Spock
Spock ain't me, Spock ain't me, I ain't no vulcan mans son, son
Spock ain't me, Spock ain't me, I ain't no logical one, no
Get your fucking life together.
>Kira is looking at you, smiling.
>You are in love
>You realize this is a dream
>wake up.
>Smile, at least im not waking up thinking in the bitch who broke my heart.
Thank you kira. I guess...
THIS WAS SPOCK TIMES WORSE YOU SPOCKING SPOCKMOSEXUAL SPOCKER
everybody calm the spock down
It was the best of Spocks, it was the worst of Spocks
>it's a /trek/ remembers there's a character named Spock in Star Trek episode
To Spock, or not to Spock, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?
My girlfriend was giving me spock (I woke her up to do it) and I was close to spockking. I ended up spockking all over her without warning and she dumped me. It was a fat load of Spock.
im not like spock but i can pretend
the spock is gone, but i have a spock
the spock is done, but im having spock
i think im spock, or maybe just spocky
i guess you can say its spock o'clock
lol Smells like Spock spirit lol
How many Spockbortions do you think bash has had? I say at least 1 Spockbortion
Well, this thread is well and truly spocked
When I was a young Spock
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, Spock, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
The plans that they have made?
Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade
fuck star wars post more stone toss
Spocker-man: into the Spockniverse was Spockno
This thread is Spocktarded and I spocking love it
Spock man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Spock man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Spock man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Spock man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Spock man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Spock man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
1, cut a hole in a Spock
2, put your Spock in that Spock
3, make Spock open the Spock
And that's the way you do it
It's my Spock in a Spock
Lol imagine being a spockcel in 2000spockteen and not getting to put your spock hard spock in a wet tight spock
Spock: the final spock. These are the spocks of the spockship Spock. Its continuing spock: to explore strange new spocks. To seek out new spock and new spocks. To boldly spock where no spock has spock before!
SPO SPOCKSPOCKSPOCK
SPOCK SPOCK SPOCK
SPOCKSPOCKSPOCKSPOCK
SPOCK SPOCK SPOCK
SPOSPOSPO SPOCK
Okay.
When I look into these Spocks
I can see the Spock restrained
But darlin's when I Spock here
Don't you know I Spock the same
Nothin' Spocks forever
And we both know Spocks can change
And it's hard to Spock a candle
In the cold Spockvember rain
We've Spock through this such a Spock time
Just tryin' to Spock the pain
But Spock is always coming
And Spock is always going
And no Spock's really sure who's Spocking today... Walking away
If we could take the Spock
To lay it on the Spock
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were Spock.. All Spock
So if you want to Spock me
Then Spocklin's don't refrain
Or I'll just end up Spockin'
In the cold Spockvember rain
I know it's hard to keep an open Spock
When all these Spock seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken Spock
Wouldn't Spock be out to charm you?
And when the Spock subsides
And Spocks shadow still remains
I know that you can Spock me
When there's no Spock left to blame
So never mind the Spockness
We still can Spock a way
'Cause nothin' Spocks forever
Even cold Spockvember rain!
Leonard Nimoy is looking down at us from jew heaven and is smiling
>jew heaven
Reminds me of this historical gem. I'm not racist but holy shit lel
>"Nigger heaven" was a term used in the 19th century to refer to church balconies, which were segregated for African Americans, as the white members of the congregation sat below.
Spockcism wont be tolerated, Spocknon
Think of the Spockvertisers!
>Or is this general just a convenient excuse to engage in tripfag drama?
That’s the point of literally every general. Generals are cancer that absolutely preclude real discussion of the topic.
We talk about Trek
We talk about /trek/
What's so hard to understand
That's how generals work
>continues to act as historian
based larper
Wut
People don’t talk about trek they just try to force their own shitty memes past each other.
Oh, are you talking about the book cover blurb? That guy was based. He went to early 20th century Harlem to hang out with all the black folks and listen to great ragtime, stride and jazz. His book has an offensive title, but he was a good friend to black people and helped popularize the Harlem renaissance.
I WANNA BE THE VERY SPOCK
LIKE NO SPOCK EVER SPOCKED
TO SPOCK THEM ALL IS MY REAL TEST
TO SPOCK THEM IS MY CAUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE SPOCK
SPOCKING FAR AND WIDE
EACH SPOCKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE
SPOCKEMON
GOTTA SPOCK'EM ALL!
IT'S SPOCK AND ME
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY
SPOCKEMON!
OH SPOCKS MY BEST FRIEND
IN THIS SPOCK WE MUST DEFEND
SPOCKEMON
A SPOCK SO TRUE
OUR LOGIC WILL PULL US THROUGH
YOU SPOCK ME AND I SPOCK YOU
SPOCK-E-MON!!!
When I feel lonely or sad, I come to /trek/.
21 to post, brah. not cool
WTF IS THIS
Was spock a psykopath?
test
what the spock is wrong with you
Stand up straight when you applaud, /trek/!
That's what frenship is all about, tolerating each other's forced memes
>forgets question-mark
gg
it's thread culture, fren
another Spockday another Spockdollar
Gay Guy strikes yet againe!
the uniform is off
shut the fuck up
no
mouth is open, should be closed.
dumb syrup-guzzling faggot doesn't know about the canadian currency timeline eh
sorry that was mean
>never heard of spocktorical statements
pweeeaase be fwendy wen ur on /twek/
>mfw when a discord tranny tells me to shut up]
still cant believe spock died
EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP AND TALK ABOUT STAR TREK GODDDAM FAGGOTY ASS TRANNYLOVING FUCKS
>/trek/ker finally goes to STLV
>meets Frakes
>cracks a fat joke
>gets escorted out of the building
Banned in real life
SPOCK'S FOCK N SOCK
\
Formerly Kirk's
SPOCK'S SPOCK S SPOCK
get out of my sight.
who?
Which episode of The Love Boat was this?
\\//_
You're dismissed.
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Mister Spock
Oh, Spock just flew into this town
And he's pinchin' up all the peoples necks
He's gropin' and touchin' and pinchin'
He's gropin' and touchin' and pinchin'
He's gropin' and touchin' and pinchin'
He just gropes, touches, pinches that meat
*licks lips*
He is quite a strapping lad, isn't he
>janeway
>god tier
You know where to put your opinions.
How tall do you think BF is? Compared to Kevin, she looks 4'11''.
Gotta say BF has great tits
TAKE THESE BROKEN SPOCKS
AND LEARN TO SPOCK AGAINE
LEARN TO SPOCK SO FREE
AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE VOICES SPOCK
THE BOOK OF SPOCK WILL OPEN UP AND LET SPOCK IN
OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAAA
I don't think that's Kevin. Xhe looks to be 5'5" ~ 5'9" if I were to take a wild guess.
What's that in decimeters?
What makes you think it's not Kev, bruh?
Imagine being so retarded you think Janeway is a good character, when even Kate Mulgrew thought she was bi-polar due to the writers doing whatever they wanted with her character. Within the same season she goes and says it's wrong to kill for selfish reasons when the Vidians stole Neelix's lungs and getting them back would mean killing a Vidian (don't worry, they guilt tripped the Vidian's into killing their own to give back the lungs) and few episodes later does exactly that by killing the accidentally created Tuvix simply because she missed Tuvac and Neelix despite Tuvix protesting he wanted to live. Janeway is an awful captain and should have been arrested on the spot when she got back to Earth.
Why are so many /trerk/ posters angry and lash out?
That's because he was doing a Shatner impression.
The Orville is Star Trek.
Trek doesn't have a Spock problem. It has a nostalgia problem. Can't do anything new, gotta drag out old characters and stay in older time lines rather than truly going forward.
Because people who are Janeway fans literally have their fingers in their ears screaming LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! JANEWAY IS A GREAT CAPTAIN! YOU'RE JUST SEXIST BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN!
But, it isn’t.
It’s a spiritual succesor, a love letter to Star Trek, but it isn’t Star Trek.
live long
prosper
christ all fucking mighty
Come back to me when the Federation, Vulcans, Klingons, and Romulans show up
Post more BashirFaggot titty pics
Picard is literally the best captain
the classic
WRONG
GOD TIER:
>Kirk
>Sisko
GOOD TIER:
>Picard
>Archer
SHIT TIER:
>Janeway
>Lorca
mong is wrong
Moar
I would flip Kirk and Picard personally
no, you've had enough
>How the fuck can people on here accept The Orville at all?
I would personally love to enjoy The Orville, or even be able to watch it. It's a shitty network tv sitcom, the sci-fi plots are all incredibly derivative, and the dialog seems to mostly exist to set up Seth Macfarlane gags. There is almost no nuance or substance, which makes the virtue signalling unbearable. Almost all the virtue signalling is shit I agree with, too, and it still makes me cringe. Orville is not Trek. Orville is off topic.
>>>/orville/
I wouldn't call it a love letter to Trek seeing how they love to do stupid things never done in Trek.
An example: They go and contact non-FTL species simply because they have radio and sent out messages for a reply. And when they go to this planet, their culture is retarded for how advanced it is. They believe astrological signs have actual powers over them yet have the capability it construct a massive communications system to send messages into space. They also assume everyone in the fucking universe is affected by these signs despite them clearly having advanced technology to look into space and would realize the astrological signs would not appear in other parts of the galaxy because the placement of stars will change. So when they learn two members of the away mission are having birthdays during the rise of a "bad" sign they get taken to essentially a concentration camp because people born under this sign are "bad" without providing any real evidence. Our heroes, rather than just explain how stupid all of this (remember, they're already contacting a non-FTL species which fucks with their culture already) decide they don't wanna "damage" their society so they come up with a stupid thing to make it look like the constellation of the bad sign is mended because thousands of years ago one star blew up which could have been a bad sign back then. This is idiotic seeing how they're already fucking with their culture simply to save two crew members, so why not just go and explain how none of what they're doing makes sense? Seth MacFarlene's character is an awful captain and doesn't even try to debate the leader on their beliefs.
This episode really pissed me off because they made these people too simple mentally to be such an advanced society and made our heroes idiots for the sake of the plot.
tl;dr?
>doesn't even try to debate the leader on their beliefs
Wtong. Mercer tries multiple times to start a dialogue and is completely rebuffed. You can't debate if one side does not even want to have the conversation.
I don't watch STD but I read what they're doing to the Spock character. Holy fuck, they're just pissing in our mouths at this point.
You'll end up watching all of it.
discoveru isa renew fo turd seasonu
tfw sweet delicious spock piss
>a love letter
You call that a debate?
>How do you know the sign makes people bad?
>I HAVE SEEN THE PROOF WITH MY OWN EYES!
Why doesn't Mercer say "Can I see it then? I want all medical and historical data regarding the Jilyak. Also can you explain what the fuck a Jilyak is and why this is so important? It would be great to understand what the fuck is going on her besides you repeating Jilyaks are bad."
Any Starfleet captain would say this. Not even a Starfleet captain, but anyone with a fucking brain would ask those questions. This was a bad episode that has tons of holes in it.
I like the Orville because it gave me the star trek I wanted when STD failed. I like my star trek with well-lit shots, optimistic atheism, and with plots centered around diplomacy or interesting characters solving problems together.
Whereas STD gives SJW bullshit, dimly lit shots, and I'm-gonna-punch-you-in-the-face action crap.
>Seth Macfarlane gags
I found that after the first 4 or 5 episodes, the family guy-tier toilet humor came to an end. In fact, many episodes have almost no humor at all, and play it straight sci-fi.
>incredibly derivative
Yeah I gotta hand it to you there, it is derivative af. Clearly Seth is a huge TNG nerd, but so am I. Tbqh all I really want is more TNG, so I'm very happy with the Orv. They shouldn't have dropped the hot chick though. Huge loss to the show
virgin
Great argument. I see you're from the planet of idiots that think stars control their physiology.
Seth tried it on with her. She refused him and paid the price, as do all who displease him.
You mean earth?
>Tbqh all I really want is more TNG, so I'm very happy with the Orv.
Honestly jealous, I wish I could like The Orville even half as much as I like TNG. Happy you found something you like though, but still off topic and /nottrek/.
I like The Orville because it's genuinely good and shitposters will shitpost
Are we living under a single world government that controls what everyone does depending on the astrological sign they were born under?
Was this a betrayal?
B A S E D
fu
It was a warning: do not date your co-stars and do not make your date your co-star
She wouldn't let Seth press his penis into her secret place.
>fools talking trash about astrology
thread is full of capricorns
>I like The Orville because it's genuinely good and shitposters will shitpost
Okay, so go like things somewhere else.
No, eat my ass
>yuro is a footfag
Why am I not surprised
Mission Genesis? I only watched it for DeBoer. I can't remember anything about it.
>i'll just keep shitposting off topic shit because it's Yea Forums and you can't stop me
Okidoki. I can't stop /pol/faggots either. Sucks that you're an asshole, though.
>>It's shit but it's less shit than the other shit so I'll take it
Pretty much this.
In a vacuum, it's a below average show.
In a world where instead of no Star Trek on tv there is STD instead, the Orville improves just by comparison alone.
Had STD not existed, the Orville would have been moderately enjoyable but ultimately forgettable.
>Even half as much as TNG
I agree man, TNG is leagues better. But ORV tickles my TNG bone. I don't know if I would've liked Orville if it hadn't come out shortly after STD. STD was so bad and disappointing that it was nice to have something to like instead. Almost rebellious. The unauthorized star trek vs the official turd.
Things I would have changed:
>No Seth on screen, keep him in the writing room.
>The first few episodes are heavy on toilet humor, to keep the seth audience interested. I get why this was necessary, but it sucked.
>Moclan episodes should be about more than woke cultural discussions.
>
Does Bash really have a new discord?
Get it while its hot
That's clearly an epee/foil, not a rapier. (making his feat even more impressive).
This seems to be the right place to ask this: Is Deep Space 9 worth a watch?
based fencing user
It's a foil, not an epee.
Yes but contrarian shitposters on here will say no.
It's objectively the peak of Star Trek post-TNG.
that depends, do you like science fiction, cultural exploration, aliens, political intrigue, and waifus?
he's making the point that it's a weapon made for piercing not slashing, a sporting weapon more than a lethal one brah
The only point he made is that he's wrong. Also, all three are designed for piercing and slashing, unless blunted for sport.
Janeway is so good. So much better than that prattling tryhard Picard.
HAHA! Get it?!
Tryhard Picard, watch him next week as he harangues a young officer on their lack of duty and commitment. Part 2 will endeavor into the Captain's experiences being an Archaeo-Shakespearist.
You are wrong.
So is the focus somewhat on the portrayal of and interaction between different active captains?
I'd say I like all of the above, but same question for you as to the other user
the founders would be ashamed
I laughed
>1 off plus binary posting
LEAVE OUR HALLOWED HALLS YOU WITLESS BASTARD!
No and this isn't the first time I've seen you try to act like some unprompted weapons expert. In the exclusive context of only modern day sporting epees, you would be correct, but that disregards centuries of other epee designs. You need to stop. You have no idea what you're talking about and no one even asked in the first place.
>So is the focus somewhat on the portrayal of and interaction between different active captains?
I assume you mean Starfleet Captains? Then no. The space station overlooks a wormhole that connects our quadrant of space to another, distant quadrant of space and is situated in the territory of a newly liberated Bajor. Bajor has just liberated itself from the brutal rule of Cardassia when the series starts, and is now seeking an alliance with the Federation. The larger arcs of the first few seasons of the show focus on Bajoran conflicts with the Federation, with the Cardassians, and internally and the fallout that creates for Sisko and the Starfleet and Bajoran officers on the station. They also sometimes go and explore stuff on the other side of the wormhole, and sometimes stuff from the other side of the wormhole comes to them.
umm look I've been fencing for over ten years I think I know more about this than you
don't believe everything you read on wikipedia, dunce
>brutal rule of Cardassia
[carriage return]
Cute. EZRI A CUTE!
Is Orville parody, pastiche, or homage? It doesn't fit neatly into either category imo.
I said MOAR!
>nice tits
>likes Trek
>not a landwhale
>shitposts on Yea Forums
Is BF the perfect girlfriend material?
I'll tell you what it's not and that's Star Trek. It's also a vehicle for the modern identity garbage just not as nail-on-head as STD (aka DISCO).
After the gay orgy episode I told myself I was done wasting my time and I threw away my remote.
she is a goddess
best 5: white men
worst 5: women and minorities
imagine my shock
Correct.
Is it WOX-ONNA or LUH-WOX-ONNA?
I swear I've heard characters say "WOX-ONNA" more times than not but that would imply a silent Polish Ł which doesn't make any in-universe sense.
Your thoughts below.
>jadzia poster
>recovering ever
L-wax-ahna, the l should be soft like in Apple.
>the l should be soft like in Apple.
That's not a soft L, it's quite audible when you say the word apple. I don't think the name Lwaxana makes any sense in English. It would need a character that implies a silent L like the Polish version.
What is the original?
>tfw no blanket burrito bf ;_;
How big did Odo make his changeling penis? Did he make just one or did he triple penetrate Kira on the regular? Wouldn't he get really bored, not feeling anything? Did he spooge a small amount of liquid on her face and then reabsorb it into his body?
I know it's not Star Trek. My question is it's relationship to Star Trek proper. It's not quite parody because it isn't making fun of Trek. It's not quite pastiche because it's not claiming to be Star Trek. It's not quite homage because it's tone is different. So what is it?
>Did he spooge a small amount of liquid on her face and then reabsorb it into his body?
Dat nigga came LITERAL buckets!
>someone says something about sulu with a rapier
>"well akshully it's either a foil or epee"
>it's a foil, retard. also, nobody asked
>"well akshully I just meant in an abstract way that it could be either be a foil or epee and I've been fencing for ten years"
>So what is it?
Copywrite infringement that Seth got away with via his incestuous relationship with the TNG cast.
Something to be said for that. If Orville was a fan production CBS would fucking bury them.
>doesn't fence
>keeps letting me tap-dance all over his target area
>thinks dungeons and dragons accurately depicts weapons
I can tell by how poorly you parry my posts that you don't know anything about fencing, foils, epees, or rapiers
>that one guy who got ultra triggered by bortus' porn addiction episode and has been sperging about it for literal weeks now
He couldn't handle it
I hope that's a bait.
>thinks modern sport fencing has anything to do with weapon classifications
>doesn't know jackshit about weapons history
>keeps talking about his "fencing experience"
>couldn't tell the difference between and epee and foil
Based larper playing with his blunted sticks
dat adams apple
>Did he spooge a small amount of liquid on her face and then reabsorb it into his body?
>tfw your bf cums his entire body into you
someone get /d/ on the phone
you're talking about sabres you massive tool
have you ever even held a sword? any sword used in fencing is made out of lightweight metal and bent to a curve so that when the tip lands on the opponent the whole blade bends
it's impossible to slash with and probably couldn't even pierce for shit, because it is a weapon made for sports. you would be able to do more damage with your car's antenna
sabres though are one handed weapons frequently mistaken for rapiers and are a whole other topic
I get it, it's funny because you've put the name of the best captain on the dumb guy, and put, demonstrably, the worst captain ever (Janeway), on one of le smart cultured guys. This image has been constructed to rile ones sensibilities, but I've not fallen for it. Better luck on the next go 'round, you saucy trickster.
>saucy trickster
literally me
Picard's fruitier than a banana boat manned by Liberace.
>he thinks epee was invented for modern sport fencing
based larper and no, it's not related to sabre, it's relate do the small sword, stop being dumb
Fresh bread
Sift as in not as obvious as it is in lamp or lick, just a hint of an l not silent.