In film school

>in film school
>everyone starts introducing themselves and naming their favourites
>Citizen Kane, The Shining, Blade Runner, The Godfather, Inception, Children of Men, Space Odyssey, Taxi Driver....
>a few courageous people name their most obscure 70's monochrome arthouse flicks
>fuck yeah my turn
>"Batman verses Superman: The Dawn of Justice"
>all the normgroids give me the most disgusted look

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Nice blog, Rajesh

so you've got shit taste? at least you're honest about it and saved the others in the classroom the trouble from interacting with you

Cringe

What kind of a question is "your favourite film?" anyway, i can never give an honest answer to this, i can't think of only ONE film to choose as my favourite, also my most liked films change constantly and i can never have one of the listed above as favourites

>Batman verses Superman: The Dawn of Justice

It’s actu Batman v Superman as if it were a court case.
The title of the film is itself a pleb filter right out the gate.

Actually, the title itself is pretty dumb, so it really fits the movie and the director behind it.

batman v superman sounds as based as plessy v ferguson

Should have said A Serbian Film before popping the collar on your trench coat and adjusting your sunglasses

Should've been Superman Returns

I think that most of the time, but then when it actually comes to picking a film to watch, I almost always come back to Playtime.

You'll be sad and alone all year just because that one answer. No one likes the contrarian pleb taste faggot. Good job autistic fuck. Enjoy your loneliness.

i didn’t go to film school. i went to films.

>My favourite, you ask.? ohhoho.. well, personally, I disbelieve in the practice of having one solitary favourite film, or cinema, or even professing as having such. so, prof., your question in its current articulation, essentially, and when applied to my individual philosophy on cinema, as stated previously, provides only a moot point if answered. however, for yours and the class's enlightenment, i am able to render a list of films which i deem among my "quote-unquote" "favourites" (though as i have repeatedly evidenced the term itself disgusts me). *clears throat* and this list follows thus:
«вoccтaниe тeмнoгo pыцapя» (Nolan, 2012)
"ਜ਼ੀਟੀਜਿਸਟ" (Joseph, 2007)
"ដីមុនពេលនេះ: រសាត់លើទ្វីប" (Martino, 2012)
"Au Hasard Balthazar" (Bresson, 1966)
"任務不可能2" (Woo, 2000)

And these i would regard as my personal "top five" "favourites" (as much as i shudder at the thought of such a list, straight from the plebian bowles of youtubery and of watchmojoesque dearth.)

True story. I started college in 1991. At orientation I attended an icebreaker event. Almost everyone present said their favorite movie was Flatliners. This is what us old folks mean when we use the phrase "the good old days." They were real.

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based

Pop culture used to matter, makes me sad that everything popular is hyperbolic trash these days

I didn't go to art school, I went to art.

I didn't go to school. I worked in a coal mine to pay for my stepdad's fentanyl.

To say that I'm a big lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!

But in all honesty my most favorite movie of all time is hot fuzz. It's fucking hilarious and has in my opinion some of the greatest camera work in the business. I'd put it up their in the top three movies ever made of all time.

Even my priest agrees. New orthodox bro here btw. Currently non practicing but it's so great to get back into the faith after years of being a degenerate agnostoshit. Now if only I could get my cathlocuck parents to stop being pagans!

That reminds me, am I the only one disappointed that stannis Baratheon is actually gone? Oh who am I kidding! Of course not! Sometimes I forget I'm so completely surrounded by intellectuals of mine own caliber This isn't Reddit after all!

And um, I'd have to say my least favorite movie is a Clockwork Orange. It's far to edgy for me

Who is this post supposed to be making fun of? It's so bizarrely specific. Are you just parodying some guy you know irl?

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