ONE 'ZA COMING UP CHEF

better than porn

A brit talking cuisine js laughable. Taste is king. Thats all.

>some BBQ sauce for dipping slices in
I see your palate favors the, hmm, exotic shall we say? I am a traditional 'za man, myself. 'tis strictly Ranch on MY coffee table.

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This looks great, you're retarded if you think otherwise

It's literally not even cooked all the way through.

>already solid cheese
you're one of those scums that doesn't close the box all the way between slices aren't you

wish I could enjoy this stuff because it looks pretty good, but the texture of cheese makes me fucking gag and I can't take it.

My kids did this, I sent them to bed without their order of Breadstix.

>That's the thin crust?

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looks great for lasagna maybe you massive faggot.

>amerilards

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Lmao right

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Fuck that's gross. I hate amerifats

Guess I'm retarded and you're a nigger.

The toppings wern't the problem. It wasn't cooked the whole way through so it became very sloppy

cooking it more would make the lake of grease on top of it even larger, ulillillia help us all

Chad American pizza

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god i love living close to chicago

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the only reason that would be appetizing is if you're a broke ass college student.

I’ve never actually seen the scene just the pic and always thought, “that doesn’t look that bad”. I wouldn’t eat that hammered as fuck

This. Would 100% eat if it was all the way cooked.
>b-b-b-but muh grease
Lol who gives a shit

Fucking love deep dish but cheese pulls ruin za

>not appreciating a medium rare 'za

Get a load of this guy.

>full-blooded American grub for the working man
food stamps don't buy you pizza like that

>this scares the coastfags

it scares the world. deep dish pizza is an abomination not unlike the people eating it

It's just a strangely shaped calzone, stop being a jackass.

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>that shitty ""crust""
ruins the entire pizza

Reveal your greatest pizza recipes, anons. I've been making pizzas for years but they're pretty basic with mixed results.

>eating the crusts
>not just giving them to your dog who will enjoy them a thousand times more than you will

Step aside Amerisharts, REAL pizza coming through.

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>euros can't even afford enough cheese to cover thier 'za let alone put on toppings

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Is there anything worse than Italian food autism?
>it's superior because tradition says so!
>experimentation is haram!

>not wanting a free breadstick

This is just Lasagna with extra steps

Each slice was about 5 pounds of half cooked dough with a pound of cheap greasy cheese on top and two pieces of sausage and a squirt of sauce. Just eat a loaf of bread and a block of cheese ya fat fuck

one bite and all the cheese gets dragged off

Uh, sweety, please...

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I really don't like that you can't taste the cheese on American Pizza even though there's so much of it.

jesus christ there's enough cheese in one slice for a month's worth of intake

Oh fuck bros I’m hungry as shit

>he doesnt put nutella on his pizza

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Who cares? It's not like the cheese actually stays on the slice.

Deja vu

>he doesn't put kitkat on his pizza

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>Even pizza is fat in America

The dough was raw, you could tell because it's solid rather than having visible airy holes or darkening from browning of the crust.

If he tried cooking it all the way through he'd burn the cheese because of how loaded down it is. Might be better doing it like a pie and doing the crust first then adding in the toppings.

>That's our thin crust

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BONDBURGERED

One bite, everybody knows the rules.

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YOU JUST KNOW SHE WANTED HIS BIG BEN INSIDE HER

Someone post ">He doesn't put pineapples on his pizza" so I can reply with "Now that's just going too far" that'd be funny haha

What a qtp2t

typical merrimutt autism.
A real pizza doesn't need to be overloaded with cheese and other stuff.
It's the murricanians who are going nuts when they make pizza.
See detroits deep dish pizzas. They are literally lasagne.

There is no fucking real pizza. Deep dish is also delicious. Just dont order it if you prefer sticc over thicc.

I never said that deep dish pizzas aren't good. It's just not what a pizza is.

the only pizza we have in shitty ohio is shitty thin crust bullshit and its fucking awful

Auscunt here. I feel your pain

>overloaded
Having a layer of cheese for the entire pizza is not overloading, yuropoor. Your 4 circles of mozzarella is having not enough cheese

Then move to Chicongo or Niggertroit. There you will get all the cheese pot you can imagine. With a little luck, they even put stuff like tomatoes in them. Deeply embedded, but it should be somewhere. Just poke for an hor or so.

>being a gatekeeping autist
>thinking his opinion means anything

Aww is someone lactose intolerant? Just keep drinking that onions. Maybe one day you’ll be able to handle cheese like an adult.

>Having a layer of cheese for the entire pizza is not overloading,
Having a layer of cheese for the entire pizza is overloading,
Nigger detected.

If that layer is completely covering and like 20 meters thick, its definitely overloaded.
Murripoors just don't have the budget for real salami, ham and pepperonis, so they try to compensate with fake cheese.

R8 my za lads

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>There is no fucking real pizza. Deep dish is also delicious. Just dont order it if you prefer sticc over thicc.
>being a gatekeeping autist
>thinking his opinion means anything
hahaha
Your opinion doesn't matter too.

I actually like cheese on pizza. it's not about lactose intolerance. It's about pizzas in murrucania being completely overdosed with it in lack of other stuff that should be on a good pizza.

looks like it tastes like old bread, flower, cheese, and some cancer sausage.

stop calling it za you nu males

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The pizza is godawful but more importantly the waitress is so cute. Top tier.

>flower
It's FLOUR you fucking arab!

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At that point they should just ask for melted cheese with sauce

5.9/10, final score

>putting topping over the cheese
I don’t understand why people do that
>

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that looks foul. way too much sauce and cheese. too much crust. let me get a thin crisp base, just enough cheese and sauce to get a taste and texture from it, and let the toppings do the work

burnscausingpussbubblesontheroofofmymouth/10

let me get some chicken or tuna on that with olives and thats a decent pizza. definitely has the concept right

THIS!!!!

>tuna
*pukes*

so have the chicken then you fucking manchild

imagine a weakling that is soo weak, he can't cope with a based tuna.

seething amerifats

You know, the stretchiness of cheese is usually a sign it's good quality, but seeing as this is american pizza I'm just automatically inclined to believe it's just some artificial additives they put in there to make it act that way.

Anyone who calls pizza "za" should be dragged out into the street and shot.

I mean, if you stuck it in your mouth and chewed on it, you'd get a decent dopamine hit, because your brain says OH MY FUCKING GOD GLUCOSE YUM YUM YUM, but if that's all you're after then you should just smoke crack

It's to get the topping crispy, also putting pepperoni under the cheese makes all the fat from roni go into the dough and you end up with soggy dough instead of crisp.

I get the Nutella part, but why adding cheese to it, though?

THIS. The amount of cheese put on cheese pies (they call them pizzas in murricania) is way more than the entire worlds production would allow.
Given the fact, that i both like and consume cheese, i would not be able too if this "cheese" on OP's pizza was real cheese.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_analogue

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>sausage on pizza
>good

>laughing eagles
they look shocked actually. as if they suddenly felt a stinging pain in their chests

Are you seriously calling for genociding all niggers in the US?

I hate these Americans that pretend to be Italian just because their skin has the color of shit.
They're making Italy look bad.

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I mean .... not that i would disagree. haha

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I've just been in this place before

Brush your teeth

undercooked pizza is really good though

Stick your eels and other bland crumpet shit eurofaggot

I'm glad I'm European. Your pizza looks awful.

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baste

>full-blooded American grub for the working man
please stop

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I'll never understand how you americans can call such thing a pizza.

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Flyovers are disgusting. Only good pizza is in New York

>New York
>pizza
ahahaha you mean that greasy slab of shit paco and ahmed slap together in the back of a truck with their dirt caked fingernails? Living in mongrelstan has rotted your brain, ezra

I've been making pizzas at home lately, here is my favorite one so far... A meatball ricotta pizza.

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ah yes my plate of molten cheese with ketchup on top has arrived

pizza is shit tier food to begin with
every ingredient you put in a pizza could be better used in a real meal
it's lazy and offers nothing new
you like tons of tomato sauce and cheese? make lasagnas or something?
you like tuna/chicken, olives and fancy herbs? eat a fucking salad it'll go better with it.

pizza is only good as a "2 in a year" kinda deal where it's just different and why not, but people constantly fucking eat pizza 2 times a fucking week like it's the holy grail of food

fucking BORING shit

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PAN

you're the fucking problem

not pizza

>Americans think that greasy tomato soup with molten cheese trapped in a dough bowl makes a pizza
>have probably never enjoyed a nice thin spinach pizza

lmao @ ur life mutts

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>spinach
Why would you ruin a perfectly good 'za like that?

the real debate

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why do you call it that? Is it too much of an effort to just call it pizza?

yeah

because he's a brain damaged memer

had this at BP last night

Was bretty gud

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>t.400lb fatass

what's with that thing in the middle?

is that plastic?

it's a Barbie table

It keeps the lid of the box this pile of shit came in from dabbing on the "pizza" and soaking up its fetid grease.

it keeps the top of the box from dipping and sticking to your pizza

t. snob

what kind of shitty cardboard do they have that it bends into the pizza?
also, wouldn't the pizza itself still be able to bounce up against the box?

I wonder if Americans know that the rest of the world is literally laughing at their "cuisine" as much as they laugh at their president.

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Well this is America we're talking about, so their pizzas are delivered by 60-IQ mutts who sit on them or spill their mountain dew over it in their rusty 90s honda civic delivery cars.

rent free

America's cuisine sucks but America's president is based. We (Japan) will soon have a standing army again and we will fight against the globalists with our proud allies.

>Ewww, veggies.

>America's president is based
Trump is a ZOGbot just like every President before him

spotted the discord trannie

I hope you realize that your true ally is still Germany. We have a death laser for your Gundam.

i've browsed since /new/ you fucking faggot

>germany
>ever accomplishing anything
>ever not being the world's unwiped asshole
you had your chance

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hope you're not some refugees welcome europhile libshit

>*desperately loads /pol/ knowyourmeme page to fit in*
>"t-this'll fool 'em! just like my bleeding groin wound fools all the boys!"

>leads the EU
>economic powerhouse
>Bratwurst

ahem. Please delete your post.

nice try, fudgepacker

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This thread is literally an of Europeans seething at American shitposters and taking it 100% seriously

>sub-saharan european state
>drowning at a cataclysmic rate
>publishes manuals for migrants on how to have sex with white women
>throws its own flag in the garbage
>german food tastes like boiled feet
Oh lord keep going hans, keep trying to not look like the world's biggest joke

>hates brown girls

uh hello? You know this isn't reddit, right?

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you will hang on the day of the rope

I don't get you /pol/tards. Aren't you guys like super racist? Why would you hang a white person? Not that that should matter anyway but isn't that your standard for who to attack? Superficial nonsense and stuff?

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traitors before enemies

my tastebuds and gut flora do

who am I betraying? Lmao.

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Stop ruining delicious brown girls with your faggot numale shit you damn nigger.

your nation

Japan can't afford to fight any wars because the population is so old any young people dying will lead to the collapse of the country.

>mixes up several countries, some of which aren't even in Europe
Amerifats everyone.

Traitors always get the noose first.

>superficial nonsense
Nah more like a welfare state destabilizing civilization and culture as we know to coddle a pack of 60-80 IQ jungle savages who never managed to build anything larger than a straw hut village in thousands of years, and even when they were given a fully functional modern city with a pretty little bow wrapped around it, managed to turn it into a savage murderous nightmare state in a single generation. Even now they still try to destroy the greatest nations ever built out of pure primate greed and indignation because we, to our own discredit sadly, were stupid enough to make computers easy enough for them to use. We made everything easy enough for them to use. Hell, we made everything.

How am I betraying my nation by having a brown gf? Out of the 4gfs I had so far 3 of them were brown and they were all pretty chill. Please get some real life experience you angry nerd.

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both of us know you're a virgin, so don't pretend otherwise

>imagine the pizza so greasy you need to protect the box from the pizza with that plastic shit
lmao

That reminds me, I caught the clap so your semen rations are gonna be short the remainder of the week so if your za tastes weird that's why. The jizz-cheese is probably infected.

By creating race-mixed offspring who will feel no place in society and have higher rates of violence, do poorly in schools (and thus cause the further decline of those schools as standards are lowered to appease them), and ultimately be further attracted to far-left identity politics, intersectionalism, and culture-destroying directionless marxist-like revolution tendencies out of their sheer sense of hatred for the world they don't belong in.

looks like people burning in hell

you're cute when you're angry at other people's happiness

who said anything about having children? You can have a gf without pregnancy, you know? Not that there would be anything wrong with having them with a brown gf. You sound pretty misinformed and unnecessarily hostile towards people you probably never met.

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>you're so cute teehee :3 ~~
what a feminine way of attempting to get under someone's skin

>You can have a gf without pregnancy, you know?
degenerate

You're a virgin so it doesn't matter, you'll never have a gf. Your beliefs are still abhorrent, though.

One place does this where i live. It looks stupid, the toppings aren't properly cooked, and one bite pulls all the cheese and toppings off that then end up all over your chin. A+

>/pol/tards getting btfo one post after another

why do they always lose no matter which board they go to? I mean is there a more pathetic board on this site?

>I'm glad I'm European

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>i-i'll pretend to be someone else that agrees with me!
>t-that will do the trick!

faggot

oof

Why is it that as soon as it's night in the US you brits always make a thread about food and how you are "superior cooks"?

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the only thing worse than american cuisine is british cuisine

weird post but okay

I wouldn't expect you to know anything about having a gf anyway. White nationalism is pretty yikes and cringepilled.

if you put bananas on a pizza does it become a banan'za?

if you put a brain in a /pol/tard do they become a liberal?

>t. Butthurt Americans that think deep frying something makes it a cuisine

i'm european

Jannies hated him because he spoke the truth.

yes baking pies is much better and fish and chips

ITT: yuropoors mad they can't get a proper meal in their shithole countries

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*ting ting ting*

AHEM AHEM

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS

thank you

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>ulillillia help us all
based and degreasepilled

>be crazy enough to consume tons of calories
>don't even eat good food
why do fat people do this?

What is it with /pol/ tourists being obsessed with ruining the threads of other boards? Can't they just keep their uneducated opinions to themselves? They realize the rest of Yea Forums is pretty much just liberals and centrists. No one gives a shit about white nationalism.

Thank you jannies for keeping this thread clean.

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>He’s never been to New Haven

>They realize the rest of Yea Forums is pretty much just liberals and centrists
go back to plebbit, nigger

that was very uncomfortable to watch

Jannie, I found another one. Go back to breitbart lmao.

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What is it with reddit tourists being obsessed with ruining the threads of other boards? Can't they just keep their uneducated opinions to themselves? They realize the rest of Yea Forums is pretty much just conservatives and centrists. No one gives a shit about social justice.

Fuck you jannies and fuck niggers.

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that shit was intense

pool's closed, porch monkey

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE

>see the ramen
>immediately stop the video

beans?

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>yuropoors
But that woman is a German

>this entire thread

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announcing a report is a bannable offense, user
you shouldn't do that

at least it isn't a jack video

This is a blue board pal

>dissects food
>it looks disgusting
way to prove a point

Pineapple pizza is unironically pretty good and I don't understand why people meme it so much.

based jannies.

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>sub-saharan european state
Murrifats can't geography
Also, we are NOT a fucking STATE, We are actually a COUNTRY.

>drowning at a cataclysmic rate
USA:
>Niggers 14%
>Gooks 10%
>Shitskins (latinos and other cattle) 34%
>Muzzies 6%
----------------------------------------------------------------
Total: Non-whites 64%
Whites 36%
================================

Germany:
>Niggers and muzzie/shitskins combined 10%
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Total: Non-Whites 10%
Whites 90%
==================================
Sure Ramirez, we are drowning hahahaha
Germany has the least shitskin population per capita in western Europe.
France is worst with 22% niggershitskinmuzzie followed by Britbongistan (20%)

>publishes manuals for migrants on how to have sex with white women
USA's Jewood publishes a gazillion movies and TV-Series to propagate coalburning to their youth (influencing other countries with this shit as well) This is called: American guilt and treason on white nations.
You are race traitors.

>throws its own flag in the garbage
Murricanian Antifa-fags do this every day. Where is your point Ramirez?

>german food tastes like boiled feet
Are you retarded?
>Confuses Germany with some sub saharan nigger shithole for no reason
>has never been to Germany (actually never left moms basement for the last 50 years)
>has never eaten German food as it is ment to be (not the murricanian try hard recipes)
>but has an opinion.
Murricanian retardness at its finest.
I have to take a seat and lmao

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no, libshits usually hang on /lgbt/

>jannie pulls out a gun

isn't it funny that all the Americans are gone from this thread now that all the racists have been deleted by the jannies?

A day and a half to go, bro.

Pull my devil trigger.

is this the guy who killed himself?

GOOKS
O
O
K
S

OUT
U
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>hm... kike murrifat ramirez declares European countries being lost to muttization
>I disprove his lies and my comment gets erased.
WTF is going on here?

>itt: pizza snobs implying pizza is real cuisine

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libshits and globalists only accumulate a somehow competitive mass, if they use voter fraud in order to manipulate themselves into a government.
channel4 has always been a stronghold of based pro white people.
Go find another board to shit on with liberal (destructive) "values".

I'm so fucking hyped dude. Reviews coming out in one hour

>sauce with nothing to dip in it
do americans really

Haha, that's a good one. You know what would be even funnier though? Anchovies HAHAHAHA

Get jannied nerd.

>only putting toppings on 1 side of the cheese
I hope you don't do this.

it's more about getting censored for being white and having an own opinion. Sad day for real democracy if you ask me.

Don't worry, we hate them too.

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>one sole loyalty to American (and Israel)

>

>disrespecting the sacred circle by not speaking its whole name

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>for being white

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President (((Rosenfeld))) really made up this artificial nation that until today is none.

They really do hire brainlets for delivery. I actually complained to my local Dominos's manager because his dumbass driver put my salad in the heatbag on top of my pizza.

you must have lived under a stone the last 10 years.

It's 930am and there's a thread about pizza....on Yea Forums

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>I wuz just a peaceful innocent hateful genocide advocating neo nazi

lmao alt right

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fuggg is that goat cheese? nice
fuck off, it doesn't need meat. mushrooms and olives if anything

>It's 930am and there's a thread about pizza....on Yea Forums
Murricanian believes only one time zone exists.

no, it's 16:27.
Perfect time for discussing pizza, because most people taking a meal around this time of day.

Context is important. If you've spent the day working hard, are half drunk and want a big greasy meal with the boys then that looks perfect. If you're in more polite company then it's subpar.

>eating pizza
no thanks. I'm not a fatass.

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so you're saying the alt-right should start punching leftists?

t. amerifat

By the way, you don't happen to be Jack, do you?

youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8

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Moved away from Illinois cause it’s a shithole but fuck do I miss Giordano’s, Rosatti’s, Portillo’s and a million smaller pizza/Italian joints

Pizza you make is a hundred times better than chain pizza a la Hut, Papa John's, Dominoes.
Even if you know nothing about pizza and completely fuck it up.
Can someone explain this?
>saves pictures of toys on his computer

did someone say 'za

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I'm eating leftover Tomb Stone frozen pizza right now.

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>I wuz just a peaceful innocent ...
Correct

>... hateful
pure projecting.
Loving your own race doesn't mean that you hate other races
But nice try shlomo.

> ... genocide
Never happend

> ... genociding neo nazi
There were no "neo nazis" in existence during WW2
and post WW2 none of the jews ever dared to fake another holohoax onto us whites
Hence, neo nazis don't exist and the holohoax is what it is, a hoax.

Where is your point shlomo?

>jannies btfoing thread derailing /pol/shitters
wtf i love the janitors now?

Why is your reply so full of malice user?

It's a guilty pleasure of mine to stop at the fridge and squirt a bunch of ketchup into my mouth every time I walk past.

imagine actually believing that americans give a fuck what non-americans think about their culture

and i say this as a non american

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>ketchup in the fridge
fucking animal

why are you a dumbfuck single time zone believer

Retards like you and that owner think
>more bread and more toppings = better pizza
seriously, the gluttony is disgusting; why don't you eat some pizza that isn't literally soup in the middle?

I've been to New Haven, and can say New York pizza is significantly better than that buttery flaky pastry shit they dump clams on in New Haven.

>shadman

Cheese releases moisture. Too much cheese makes the pizza soupy. Combine that with raw mushrooms, and you get even MORE water. Sausage? Fuck, the grease mixes in, making it even soupier. Pepperoni? Welcome to greasy soup-city. Maybe instead of piling as much quantity of low-quality ingredients as you can fit in your mouth you could try a bit of restraint?

Why can't any other home cooks get a round fucking pizza?

I usually make it rectangular because it fills out the griddle. That means more pizza.

Why can't Americans get into food? Brits have a bad food rep for some reason and it should be the Americans

damn this looks good, you use a special oven?

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>That means more pizza.
or, you know, you could use the correct proportion of ingredients.

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Is this the latest /fit/ diet?

Are you fucking retarded?

>tfw

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Steve is /ourguy/

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No, I'm not the one who thinks stretching the same number of ingredients over a larger area means more food.

>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

literal egg and onion sandwich...I love how there's even footage of this.

De oetker makes the best pizzas

Wher did I say anything about using the same amount of ingredients as the round pizza? Obviously (well, not to you, you absolute cunt) one would use more stuff to fill the space.

Serious question:
Did he survive?

>Americans trying to act like they're authorities on pizza
top kek

that's funny indeed.
>murricans call their cheese pies "pizza"
>murricans call rugby "football" which it really isnt.
>murricans call real football "soccer".
>murricans call Pommes Frites "french fries", allthough these originate in Belgium

They are indeed a funny bunch of people.

The best pizza in the world is in the New York Tri State. Cry more yuroworms I wont even read your response

It's a Mexican thing, dorilocos.

Is there a difference at this point?

>holding just the crust and letting all of the toppings and cheese slide off
You can do that with a lot of pizzas, doesn't show how this pizza is bad

COME ON
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>meters

What?

Ja/ck/ tier

*ahem* the only pizza is an italian one
t. europe

Americans utterly BTFO for all eternity

No wonder they're fat retards. They're eating grease and uncooked foods.

>burnt crust
>a few tomato slices
>two whole basil leafs
VA LA

So you make a square because you think it's bigger than a circle with the same area? Do you also enjoy eating those retarded square slices? Just admit you do it because you're shit at stretching dough.

>a few tomato slices
lmfao you think a shitty "margherita pizza" from pizza hut is italian

If food doesn't give you diabetes or colon cancer americans won't eat it

I'm not that user, but draw a square. Now draw a circle inside of it. Look at the extra space near the corners. That user is saying he makes it square and uses a little more ingredients total to fill in those empty spaces instead of use the same amount and stretch it over a bigger area.

This is blatantly untrue

SOUL

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and I'm saying that all you're doing is stretching the dough farther. Instead of making it a square like a fucking retard, make it a bigger circle.

SOULLESS

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which part? I've worked as a pizzaiolo in 3 states

if your pizza doesn't have at least 1 topping per bite it's shit.

>when your sauces and oils are so bad they can't be considered toppings

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user, he says he does it to fill out his griddle. I'm assuming he can't make a bigger circle than he already has tried - he's filling in the extra area in the corners of his square griddle.

>make it a bigger circle.
Holy shit you're one dense motherfucker, aren't you?

Someone post the webm of le s o y boy dabbing a napkin on a slice of 'za and eating it with a knife and fork, so fucking retarded you could have mistaken him for a eurotard

What debate? There is only one way and it is the Trump way

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I too have often wondered why this is such a big fucking deal.

Then he's a fucking retard for cooking a pizza on a griddle
Are you saying a square and circle of equal area are not the same size?

D E G E N E R A T E

>Are you saying a square and circle of equal area are not the same size?
Griddles are RECTANGULAR. This means if I use the whole width of the griddle with a circular dough, there will be free space on the sides. I can't make a bigger circle, but I can expand to the sides. But yeah, you're baiting, so let's stop this here.

>Then he's a fucking retard for cooking a pizza on a griddle
I won't disagree with you there, I was just trying to clarify the whole square/circle thing.

What's wrong with cooking pizza on a griddle? It's not like everybody has a dedicated pizza oven

no, it isn't.
USA has been taken over by Mexico due to mass migration.
There is some resistance left to this development. But that's mostly some remaining few whites that just are a minority no one cares about.
They still use two different flags, but it's all about larping muhh independency for the rest of the world.

>full-blooded American

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>Then he's a fucking retard for cooking a pizza on a griddle

Nigga you can get a pizza stone for literally $12.86
amazon.com/Pizzacraft-Round-Ceramic-Baking-Pizza/dp/B005HU0WR4/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_79_lp_t_2/138-8223872-9219363

>full-blooded
lel full of grease and fat, more like

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looks like some garbage you'd make at home
cheese is way too watery

Not to mention Americans overloaded with CRAP processed cheese. The cheese on real pizzas is actual cheese, not plastic shit.

>calzone
>hamburgers with fries
introducing calskrove

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Processed_cheese

A typical american pizza has about 2 kilos of artificial cheese on it.
The worlds entire real cheese production wouldn't be enough for the american cheese pie industry.

that's fucking burnt

Sausage on pizza is good, you philistine. Especially with potatoes and trufle

Dumb stupid Arab worshipping britbongs will never be able to relish in the memories of a showbiz pizza

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>TFW I went to chicago the first time last year
>TFW I had Deep Dish Pizza for the first time
>TFW I live in washington and the closest place that does this is in Vegas.

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It's fresh mozzarella you ape. I guarantee you personally cannot make something like that at home.

mozarella naturally has that liquid in it unlike shit american processed 'cheese'. Your dairy laws actually mean you can't even approximate european cheeses.

youtube.com/watch?v=et7cMypDwqU&t=

I sometimes orded a side of french fries, and then put them on top of my pizza margherita
t. Italian
people stopped inviting me out for dinner tho

its the sausage
t. pizza cook loser

>truffle on pizza

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Looks like buffalo mozzarella. It doesn't melt like normal mozzarella and stays quite solid even at wood oven temperatures

bad argument. poor logic. too watery.

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Not enough pepperoni. 2/10

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Well, when you put it that way....yes.

Go to a dentist I can smell your breath over the internet

you didn't even have to cut the words, m8
the original was good enough

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Traditional italian Margerita is awful because the sauce is just mashed tomatoes...

Kay is a fucking goddess. What happened to her? It's been months.

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maybe if you're retarded

>ulillillia

What a good man.

good. i'm with you.

>cripplewife will never be this desperate to please you
>will never help her make breakfast
>will never hold her hands after you eat together

She looks very fuckable but seems to be completely worthles when it's about wife material.
She would starve to death if there weren't McDonalds and other fast food chains.
I hope for an SHTF. Seriously!!!

Who is she?
And why is her body retarded?

>seems to be completely worthles when it's about wife material
Fuck you bro she needs love too.

some youtuber with palsy

>Fuck you bro she needs love too.
I told you, she is fuckable. What's your problem?
I mean you can put a ring on her, while i continue fucking this bitch.