ITT: Moments in Yea Forums women will never understand

I need to rewatch this kino

Even their mindless Netflix zombie shows are true kino.

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Women will never understand this scene or Chrissy’s character as a whole

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>best part of the movie was "all under heaven"
>official eng sub gave it some retarded translation

Why?

What translation should I use then?

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The phrase Tianxia has a loooot of cultural connotations in Chinese and they tried to localize it in a way that was for familiar for English speakers, but I definitely think it was in poor taste. They should have just translated it as "under heaven".

Just don't go with the licensed one, they translate Tianxia as "Our Land", which is really missing a lot of the history in the phrase

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And just like a bitch, afterwards she's all "Why didn't you block it?" Like, "Cunt, the woman I love wants me dead. Fuck it."

IIRC they even gave that series shit for portraying Cao Cao too sympathetically.

I remember the old translation I watched had it as "all under the sky"

>What are some more chink kinos? Fearless is one of my favorite movies, I want to watch more.

Saving General Yang.

youtube.com/watch?v=PZetLV7i6Fc

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>Fearless is one of my favorite movies
My absolute nigga. Only real fault I can find with it is the blind girl's hair but you can sort of let it slide since she's blind. I really loved how even the bad-guy fighters are all portrayed quite fairly and sympathetically, while the true villainy was saved for the politicking backstabbers. The way wrestling dude concedes defeat, Japanese guy's honour in the ring, even the angry rival dojo guy who was just trying to look after his people. Great film.

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Proof if it were needed that history isn't actually written by the winners.

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You just know

My man

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what are some japkinos

anything related to blade runner at all

Except history portrayed Cao Cao fairly, it was until some Song dynasty faggot came along and wrote a shitty fanfic ya novel for chink roasties that he got vilified

To be fair Cao Cao's historical vindication has only become a thing in the last few decades. Han propaganda is still strong to this day.

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>he is my brother!
youtu.be/eS9kqq6PNnQ?t=194
03:14

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And that shitty fanfic novel is the single most dominant factor in how the vast majority of people alive view the events and those involved, which is kind of the point here.

>Tell his Excellency... I'm an orangutan.

Doesn't that literally extend to anything with self sacrifice or last stand kind of deal? They get the noble IDEA behind it, but it's silly to women on some level.

>Why didn't he just run away?

>reading Ravages of Time
>250 chapters of Cao Cao getting fucking shafted and sidelined and outdone by literally everybody in the handful of time he's had in the limelight so far
>author rides Lu Bu's dick hard
>author rides Liu Bei's dick hard
>author rides Sima Yi's dick hard
>author rides literally everybody's dick except Cao Cao, who gets constantly alluded as being all that but never actually shown doing fucking anything to earn that reputation
It's all so tiresome
I love this thing a lot for a lot of reasons, it's really good for a manhua, but goddamnit if I'm not getting a little sick of it

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We'll see how you like it in the open fields.

>best part of the movie was chinese state propaganda
I liked the fights better, to be honest.

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I watched it two weeks ago, 2nd time I've ever watched it. I remember seeing it as a kid and not understanding a lot but liking the visuals. It was still one of my favorite movies from my childhood but seeing it as an adult....man it's just fucking great. Chinese kino.

That movie was such poetry.

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Absolute fucking kek

>go to the effort to save your lord's son
>he decides toddler makes a good basketball

zhao yun has had a hard life.

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The fuck? Are you me? Also watched it about 2 weeks ago for the first time since I was in elementary school around the time it first came out on DVD, loved the shit out of it for the cool wuxia stuff and visuals and whatever but I really didn't have a clue of what the story was
And gotta say it's easily one of the best things I've seen in a while again

>spic outspics the spic

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Only thing I never liked was how Sky's spear looked like it was made of aluminium or something

>the music
>the shouting
>the kinography
youtube.com/watch?v=AeeoEpmyb2Y
I could watch this scene over and over and over.

>They get the noble IDEA behind it, but it's silly to women on some level.
SEXIST

THIN ICE BLACK COAL thank me later

Was this movie worth trying? I am not particularly familiar with the 3 Kingdoms stories and only read the stories until Dong Zhuo's death. Or should I go for the series first.

>look up Jet Li's filmography
>find out he's playing the emperor in the disney live action of Mulan set to release in 2020.
they really are getting on the live action train

I seem to remember from the behind-the-scenes stuff, that this ONE fight was the only time in that movie where two martial artists fought each other (rather than at least one combatant being primarily an actor).

The difference in quality compared to every other fight is striking, when you consider that.

Yes. Make sure it's the original version, though.

Running time

Part I:
146 minutes
Part II:
142 minutes
Total:
288 minutes

Edited version:
148 minutes

Curse of the Golden Flower. Same director as Hero. It's sort of based off King Lear but it's still it's own story. It's kino as FUCK.

IMAGINE FILMING THIS, WITH A BUNCH OF MACHO MEN STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER FIRING BLANKS OUT OF THEIR FULLY AUTOMATIC RIFLES LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW WHILE STRIKING A POSE. MUST HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS.

It's ok, some fights are silly but it's enjoyable

It's basically a much closer look at couple of events during the time period versus Three Kingdoms' overall look. Outstanding OST.

youtube.com/watch?v=nvGnZye9Fvs

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They made him...'talk'?

My girlfriend at the time was legitimately confused and angry at this reveal.

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Yeah when you point it out, that's definitely the case. That fight stands out to me the most out of the entire movie. 2nd being the lake fight, then third being the fight between Snow and Moon.

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to live
it also shits all over communism
/thread

It's also the most grounded fight, with the others being very much just an imagined version. Walking on the water was visually impressive, as was pretty much all floating, it had some real weightlessness for the most part and managed to not look like "duh wires" too much.

I downloaded the one with two parts. Guess I got the original version then.
Thanks

Yeah, that was the biggest thing that makes the Sky fight stand out: The far less frequent cuts.

yeah I feel like the fight between Snow and Moon was also pretty grounded. The story behind the leaves changing color is also kino cinematography

based

That shit seriously was outstanding.
Even if it didn't have its unique setting, its so refreshing to watch a zombie story and not have to deal with the exact same one dimensional stock characters that every single American disaster movie uses.

I fucking love this movie
absolutely great stuff. First saw it when I was in a hotel as a kid, I never forgot it. Saw it again a few months ago

I can still remember my awe when I first realized that the overt color schemes and the fantastic elements were just artistic license symbolizing it as a true retelling instead of an actual vision of what really happened to the viewer. Fucking awesome.

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>ebin gook martial arts movie
get better taste plebs

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#metoo

Epic, what did you think Captain Marvel?

what's it from?

kek

Austeria apparently, film about jews

fuck, what a shitty brother Paris was
i'd shipped him back to Sparta with that hoe and personally apologized to Menelaus

but if it came to that, i'd just let him fight his own fight and die

FUCK this guy, i simply can't watch this kino again because of how much this character makes me pissed

>"What happened to the warriors at Thermopylae?"
>Dead to the last man
youtu.be/nRcFxGxNgIA

Looks pretty artistic
why's a naked woman standing like that in a film about Jews? Is she the Jewish goddess that seduces Nazis and drowns them in the water?

>2020

Wasn't this originally a late 2018 movie?

My mom watched this movie with me and she loved everything about it.

Can someone explain this scene please?
He fucks the guy or does some dry submarine or some this like that?

Alejandro is a cartel whisperer he's just establishing dominance

Anything to do with honour, sacrifice and duty. That's also part of the reason why Hollywood doesn't make blockbusters like Gladiator or The Last Samurai anymore. People think they try to appeal to women by making the cast female but that's just an afterthought, the real change lies in making movies more shallow and basic, where every genuine feeling and serious values are undermined by immediate levity. That's why capeshit, and most of modern movies watch like some shitty romcom now.

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i laffed but still don't understand the scene.

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Kino dick

That's right. The westerners in Fearless were ok

>takes an arrow shaft and starts writing with it

based

I notice that too, all movies is about mary sues or le team works yadayada.
There no such thing as deep feelings anymore, also, the hedonistc and overdrama to appeal to woman, and very ginocentric views, man always chasing woman, and oversexualized film in general.

Today a movie get good reviews because a sex scene with some famous bitch than a good quotes and a powerfull moment.

Imagine

Why?

Resurrection of the Dragon