I bet I can write better quips for marvel trash

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4X6YBVP_Bc

Here's mine.
>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>"Okay, I'll just do this the old-fashioned way.

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>If you guys take these off for me I won't beat you up with them

>>"Okay, I'll just do this the old-fashioned way.
That's fucking awful

>fuck niggers, and fuck namekians!!!

How about just not having a fucking quip in that scene

>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>*start punching skrulls*
>"Come on, if you tell me I'll be nicer!" punch punch

i'll just wait for a semi decent camrip

Here's mine.
>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>"Okay, tell it to your snapped necks.

"My feet hurt."

yikes, this is the first i see of this movie. the acting is very bizarre

>im bringing the party to you
>uh i dun see how thats a party
-rewritten
>im bringing the party to you
>*looks to hulk* hope you brought your pissing pants

Wrong movie, retard

OP here, reworked my response.
>"Note to self, don't ask help from the silent types."

If you don't take these things off, will you die?

>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>"You guys are rotten to the core. Just like my toes."

is this seriously the best clip they could find to sell this film?

>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>*smashes arms together with a skrull in between them* *breaks them off*
>ahh never mind i got it XD

>Cm:"If I take these things off will you die?"
>Skrulls: "it will be extremely painful"
>Cm: "you're a big race"
>Skulls: "for you"
>Shit explodes

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she didnt fly so good

Lol

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Guys what if....

Wait...What if...just wait

Guys...no stop wait...

What if, just wait...what if like you know how capeshit sucks?

Wait dont go wait...What if Captain Marvel is like...

The only good capeshit movie?

Wouldn't that be some shit?

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How about:
>Looks behind her and sees aliens
>Looks ahead and sees aliens
>Smirks and starts to beat them up

>that filename
HE LIVES!

>You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?
>*skrulls say nothing*
>Well fuck you niggers

>you boys know how to take these off?
>thanoses are silent
>*looks at camera* I guess I have to do this the female way*smirks* beats them all up

>I'm supposed to be a spider, not a dog

ellen page on the left, instantly regretting her life decisions

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>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>Okay, how bout I just keep smashing them into things until they break."

You're welcome

classic

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>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>"C'mon! It's not like I'm asking an incel how to take off a bra!"

RAIN ASSAULTS THE GROUND

>tfw you show more emotion at meeting Captain Marvel than she did in entire movie

underrated

>You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?
>skrulls say nothing?
>FINE THEN I'LL RIP THEM OFF YOUR DEAD FUCKING CORPSES ONCE I FINISH SHOVING THEM UP YOUR PROLAPSED ASSHOLES YOU FUCKING SPACE NIGGER SCUM!

How'd I do?

>ITT: Yea Forums whines about quips but can't write a decent one to save their lives.

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Pretty good Raimi.

>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

>"You guys wouldn't happen to know how these things come off, would ya?"
>*skrulls say nothing*
>"Call He-man because I think I've stumbled into Castle Gay-Skrull."