Predictions
Jay and Mike quit youtube and get real jobs
They generally like Marvel movies
>well mike as i'm a spineless soicuck gotta say I F*CKING LOVED THIS
>really, i thought it was kinda lame
>well i didn't LOVE it
This
getting paid makes it a real job
what is a "fake job" in your arbitrary rules?
Hopefully its one big bait and switch and they talk about Alita instead.
>it was alright
>i agree jay
>wasnt as good as guardians though
>i agree jay
>AAAAIIIIIDDDDSSSS
>i agree rich character #29588472
I would expect they dislike it, claiming a general tiredness with capeshit movies and comparing it to ghostbusters.
I claim right now that they will use the word "serviceable", which I'm sure it is.
They passed on Ant-man and the Wasp, I could see them passing on this. Maybe not since she's actually going to be in Endgame but idk.
They already said on Patreon they won't be doing ALITA as they both think it looks like trash and neither of them saw it.
Imagine being so fucking retarded, you think Jay’s the spineless one who doesn’t form his own opinions. Also, reminder: Jay has patrician taste in movies
fallen so far
ant man will be in endgame
but they still have to review my favorite movie. BASEketball
Is there any reason these guys opinions are so important?
my prediction
>it's fine, whatever
>it's fine, who cares
>see you next month!
They didn’t say any of this on Patreon
They will shit on it but will pass from the external Brie drama
>Brie Larson is charismatic as hell!
they'll call it boring. have low energy. they'll partially want to rage on it, but be too broken inside to care enough to do so. jay will show emotions when referencing other movies. mike will show emotions when talking about how he wants to die.
He doesn't really do this anymore. I guess he saw us making fun of him for it and decided to grow a spine. I remember when Mike tried to praise that Max Landis film and Jay basically told him to fuck off.
Honestly, I saw Alita at the theater here in the Uk a few days ago and I had barely heard of it. But it was pretty good, so much better than shit like Mortal Engines. It is a shame that it seems to have zero marketing over here. Like literally no marketing at all.
Seems like it's the same over the pond cos I've seen them review much less deserving movies.
time to unsubscribe them
borderline experimental
>20 mins of trash talk
>So Jay, would you recommend Captain Marvel?
>Yeeeeeah... if you like these kinds of movies, you'll probably enjoy it. How about you?
>Sure. Go see it. Despite its flaws it's still pretty fun. Take your grandma. Pack her into... into your stationwagon... buy some popcorm... sit down... and look at the screen... with your eyeballs... and you'll probably like it.
they haven't reviewed a movie in a while so I'm thinking they're going to review this one
The only reason I hope they love it is because the butthurt on Yea Forums will be so big it'll break the site
>anymore
He never did
Yes he did.
There generally fairly honest in reviews and despite being a huge channel they really don't participate in the whole media circus bullshit so their opinion is generally one I value.
Even if they don't like something I do or vice versa I know them well enough to gauge if I'm going to like it so I find them a good barometer on whether I'm going to like a film or not, and even if I disagree they usually have something funny to say about it so they're all good.
these fags were bought off years ago.
>He never did
watch the Jurassic World 1 review
can anybody tell me the fat ones name so i can properly direct my hatred?
Literally what
what a bunch of faggots
There are a couple of early HitB episodes where Jay kind of recoils and takes back his harsh opinion for a softer one to match Mike’s more positive take, but that’s changed a lot. He stands his ground. I love Jay
They will bring Mike wife to review it alone and show how unfunny women are
>Jay has patrician taste in movies
Hey Jay!
He starts the episode not liking the movie and ends the elpisode not liking the movie.
post a screencap or fuck off.
watch their nerd crew vids.
This. Jay is the real alpha he maintained his disdain for Max during and after his visit, on the other hand Mike started to retroactively change his opinion on Landis' project like America Ultra and Victor Frankenstein, then when he defended Me,Him,Her and Jay caught on to his cuckness his only move was to be a fucking coward and not even watch Bright despite having talked about it constantly before it released because he knew it was going to be most likely shit and he didn't want to humilliate himself in front of Jay again.
But surprise surprise when shit gets a big hard for Mike's boyfriend Max with the """""""""accusations"""""""" Mike has not problem dropping him there and then. Really dissappointed to see Mike exposing himself like the desperate coward he might have been all along. Maybe he was seeing Max as a way out of his current situation and a way into the industry who knows but the whole way he handled it was despicable.
is jay a homosex
Name one episode where this happens.
>ends the elpisode not liking the movie.
not true
Seek help, user.
t. Mike posting from the cuckshed
HAHAHA DUH CAT COFFED UP DAT ALIEN BOX