Kino

>Rating the most consistent comedy kino trilogy of all time as separate films
Brainlet. All are essential viewing and greater than the sum of their parts.

Here's a fun tip: whenever anyone talks to you about beyonce, say "from Goldmember?"

Beyonce was awful, the Goldmember character was painfully unfunny and almost every joke was just a slightly altered joke from the previous two films. Michael Caine is wasted in a stupid "daddy issues" storyline that adds nothing

I prefer 2. Probably because I saw it first. it was the first DVD we owned, it came with the dvd player

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Goldmember has the mole scene, mini me austin, michael caine isn't wasted has some great lines, sumo fat bastard, kino scene in pic related

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Goldmember really was bad. There isn't one good joke. Everybody seemed to just love it though, the whole smoke and a pancake bit, fucking boring

lots of childhood faps the first movie

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Fat Bastard isn't that funny either, he was the worst thing about 2. Mole guy wasn't funny, mini me Austin was okay I guess, and I'll agree Caine has some memorable lines, mostly thanks to his delivery. The tent scene from 2 was better than the one in your pic

One thing I forgot to add is how little of a plot there is. The original film actually has a cohesive story that makes sense. 2 was a bit messier but still had some semblance of a plot. 3 feels like they just took rejected skits and jokes and cobbled them together into something that kinda sorta resembles a film

Footfag

Nice.

sexual soles

checked and keked, will be doing this next time my annoying female coworker brings up beyonce

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If you're not a footfag you don't belong here.

>remember it being very funny
I did too, until I rewatched them all recently. The first two are still fairly good, but Goldmember is just awful. I guess it was just because I was a teenager.

to be fair it does have a great soundtrack

Yea Forums thinking 2 is good or even better than 1 is all you need to know about the taste here

this is brapp country friend, maybe you oughta blow outta town while you still can

2 was a better comedy, 1 was trying too hard to be a spy parody

Most people here agree 1 is the best. 2 might be messy and there are several misfires with the jokes but overall it's very funny and Heather Graham as Felicity is one of the hottest leading characters in cinema

also Fat Bastard is a completely recycled character from so I married an axe murderer

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The opening of 2 is kino as fuck

except for the part where most of the jokes in 2 were directly copied from 1

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>maybe you oughta blow outta town
Like farts out of butts! That's very funny! :D

very much so, i love my fetish

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fucking tourist, this has been footcountry since before you were old enough to use your mom's internet

Based user.

without a face to go with them, feet are meaningless