Itt IRL kino moments

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The Act of Killing

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KINO

It was posted in the last /Penguin/ thread, but there was one in particular as the sun is setting that is so kino. Anyone have it?

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Southern Hemisphere fage here...
Who are these two, and why is their skin so dark...?

They're people that are over 1000x your net worth.

>bottom middle cuts the left guy looking awkwardly to the left
That's the most kino part of the picture.

That's not what was asked you insecure ignoramus.

Nah, the kiddy toucher is broke

W-what's going on here?

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>W-what's going on here?
End of Europe

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Source, you retarded fuck.

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what a chad

YOU JUST KNOW

what is this? all I see are black people

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troubles stuff is kino

Me in the back

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I'm phoneposting, someone pls post otoya yamaguchi.

Story?

This guys is an animal.

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>deliberately ignores the shithole areas so he can sip pina coladas on a secluded, guarded beach

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>The photograph depicts United States Air Force Lt Col Robert L. Stirm being reunited with his family, after spending more than five years in captivity as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam.

>Despite outward appearances, the reunion was an unhappy one for Stirm. Three days before he arrived in the United States, the same day he was released from captivity, Stirm received a Dear John letter from his wife Loretta informing him that their marriage was over. Stirm later learned that Loretta had been with other men throughout his captivity, receiving marriage proposals from three of them. In 1974, the Stirms divorced and Loretta remarried, but Lt Col Stirm was still ordered by the courts to provide her with 43% of his military retirement pay once he retired from the Air Force. Stirm was later promoted to full Colonel and retired from the Air Force in 1977.

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?

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SO I PULL OUT MY GUN

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I'm confused. Why is she hugging him in that photo then?

That's the daughter. The wife is in the background in front of his son

if feel sick

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It's photoshopped to have more balanced framing. In the original photo, there's another wall close to the camera that cuts things off.
This is why every photo is of buildings/architecture and then suddenly there's a picture of flowers. No picture was actually there.

last helicopter out of veitnam

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This movie is fucking incredible but this scene was kind of ruined for me. Him puking while mic'd up sounds EXACTLY like the puke sound effect they always use on Tim and Eric and I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it.

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>Think you're smart
>kill family for a thot
>fuck everything up
>there's now 40 minutes of you in a cold sweat trying to make excuses on video forever

kino

>that editor cut with the applause and title card

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youtu.be/hkprFjxOF0A

His interrogation video is kino too, hard to believe it wasn't scripted

if any of this was in movies people would bitch about how unrealistic and retarded it is

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Insanely kino

>announcing to everyone you're about to spent the next 40 years beating the ever-loving-high-holy fuck out of this woman

Chad move

delete this shit now

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Now that's a marriage that's going to last, I can feel it.

Based

>who are theses two

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Women are the niggers of gender

If I read that letter I would refuse to leave the vietcong base. Bitch is crazy if she thinks she's getting half my shit.

My understanding is that the family on the left are like the German version of the Kardashians.

>the one chink that almost gets away to safety but then gets demolished by the knocked over light post
China seems like a fucking nightmarish place desu

He could have brought attention to their plight and helped them receive much needed aid and education, instead he chose to lie because orange man bad. Pretty fucked up.

>'I didn't kill THOSE kids'

>nightmarish place

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>timing the bus to enter the frame the moment the building collapse
Like something from an Edgar Wright kino

>muh BBC
>crotch as flat as the girls

i meant this one

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I came here to post this

China webms are why I always take the stairs.

>wow, Haiti is so nice and happy my money will be better donated elsewhere!

Thanks Conan

FUCK OFF BUS
JEEZ

jesus christ china

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>implying Alex Jones is a real person who exists

>Now that's a marriage that's going to last,

Or else.

I've seen this before but never any context, why did this negroid stomp this tranny's face into the pavement?

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This is just a leaked intro to Netflix's new Marvel exclusive; "The Escalator"

This is The Escalator's origin story, a superhero who's mother was devoured by an escalator

Tranny was being belligerent to a few different people after they told it to fuck off.

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Holy shit, I remember that face
The pic its fake there is now way he'd do that on a bus

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lol I love these

Anyone have the edit of that cop interview?

kino mustache

Is this the juggalo that got decapitated by the insane Asian dude?

isn't that oprahs secret lesbian gf

Is this the discord tranny that everyone talks about on this board?

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You can see his legs go limp when he smashes his face.
Yeesh

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Have you never seen a video of someone getting murdered before?

this is art

Don’t have the pepe one

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source?

What a little baby

He told her not to do it and she did it. Then did it again.
She deserves death.

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that chair looked like it was gonna fucking snap the entire time

Look at me
*doesnt break eye contact for 2.5 silent hours*

fuck

What is this from?

this and the one where everyone else is blurry except him while he looks calmly at the camera are the 2 most kino trump pics

are there any kino hillary's?

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the whole week was filled with great photos

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>Literally in a PoW camp for five goddamn years
>Wife still cheats on you

What a piece of work

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Absolutely chad

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>Ford has 5 lawyers telling her what to say
>Kavanaugh is just giving his testimony

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what the fuck does "kino" even mean? because I know it doesn't mean 'good' or 'quality'

Based Jim Cant Swim viewer

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI
prepare for kino

If he just came home put a bullet in her and then himself it would have been pure unfiltered 100% kino

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me in the back

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What is going on there? Are they forcing the girl's hearts to not be able to beat properly?

this is the first thing that came to mind

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I'm glad the child was saved and the mothers first instinct was to try to get him to safety, but holy shit that happened so fast. The ladies at the top can barely register it

Why is he so cute?

What's going on here? some sort of pleasure asphyxiation?

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

Never even noticed the portrait of Abe above Trump

Shit is poetic

Hilarious how many people were butthurt by this. Its fucking fast food even Vegans and ketotards eat it.

Pretty sure this was another dumb way for kids to get high

Damn, the courts were this fucked up in the 70s?

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU
youtube.com/watch?v=ob6L0yPP0TE

Goddamn it looks like hes welcoming you to a whole night of weird debauchery

I wish someone would make a sit-can about trump in the White House that isn’t so mean spirited a la That’s My Bush.

watch his hands, he kept the ball he caught and gave her a gift shop baseball he was already holding in his other hand.

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Reaching the next dimension to communicate with aliens

yo man dis be huwhite peepo fault

>Just gonna lay down for a sec, rest my eyes.

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They’re choking them out for a cheap high. Yes, Americans really do this.

Wow this is so much better than these guys
youtu.be/07c_hT_ZXAo

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>he just wanted the stick

based

what a lad

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The one where her unconscious body is stuffed into a van

Jesus fucking Christ that's the first time I've seen the whole thing.
God damn it looks like something straight from Mortal Kombat.

Fuck yeah

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>give him the stick
>DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

When the student surpassed the chad.

Firmly believe this is the most kino moment ever committed to film. Why did he do it, lads?

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too obvious

youtube.com/watch?v=eG9i7d8yfKQ

this and that time some BASED chad squirted water into Tom Cruises face

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do you think they fucked?
she probably at least gave him a blowjob afterwards as meme right?

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Haha Tom Cruise is such a faggot.

>actually being retarded
impressive

10/10 would use as the cover art for a prog-rock album

>Southern Hemisphere fage here...
>Who are these two, and why is their skin so dark...?

Argentina is that you ?

the story is she tried to get a free refill of soda into her milkshake and the she hulk wasn't gonna stand for it

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>that middle right one where the picture of the cannon is aimed at his head
This whole thing was too perfect

Bush is blacker than Obama

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Geese are aggressive but I think the only reason they seem so successful in fights is because people are afraid to fight back. If you wanted to you could grab the goose's neck and snap it just like that, and no amount of screeching and wing-beating is going to stop it.

I never got why people we're buttblasted about this
didnt all the people there talk about how they loved it?

they're fucking several hundred pound athletes, they want shitloads of calories not some fucking foie gras with a side of lemon water

LOL roasties getting played by minichad

Post your fat

>tfw this was in my city

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>realizing the prank went too far and now you're fucked

we need webm sounds on this board

canada geese are the biggest faggots in the animal kingdom. There were tons that lived in the lake at my college. You had to bring a stick while walking by the lake to class in case one of them charged at you, you could whack it in it's dumb little goose face. Little fuckers.

This shit is so fake. People do the dumbing shit to go viral.

I'll never forget

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Man fast food is serious bussiness in usa

Reminder that Budd Dwyer did literally NOTHING wrong and was just another victim of (((them))).

Wasn't this the one where the actual bomb was on the opposite side of where they guy is going so it blew up a bunch of civilians?

They both got fined $500

Just Pazuzu having some cheeky fun

give me the details friend

>were
user...

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Level 12 heavy vs level 7 thot

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What did he do that made her react like that?

I just saw that one the other day. not kino; in fact, it sucks a lot

because it's literally The Conformist

>were

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Me on the back

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>they didnt help him
penguins = niggers
bees = alpha aryan chads

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Something like this happened in Atlanta, all the news cameras were at this one point filming the implosion of the old stadium, and just as it started to fall a bus parked immediately in front and blocked everything.
youtube.com/watch?v=3oXhLdeuxDw

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lmao that was at the Aurora coffee shop in Little 5. That place is great.

Thank God I didn't have my mind polluted by the worst of Adult Swim and was able to live my life.

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The way he returns to his idle stance right after he does it really does make it look like he's a video game character

Imagine thinking "Dr" Ford is legit

>that one dude steals the phone and returns it later when he realizes it's being recorded

Kino

i don't understand this meme

what a lad

Goddamn I didn't even notice that. I just kept thinking of how embarrassing that position is for the guy to be in.

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to this day I don't know if he is teary eyed that the book he wrote got adapted into an award winning movie or if he is sad that Tommy just got fucked over by Franco.

>have pepper spray
>don't use it

goddamn it france

That's the point. The visual beauty of the screen clashes so interestingly with moral ugliness of the character.

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You mean when he sees the phone is locked and he can't be bothered to wipe it or some shit

lmao bush is such a silly cunt
fucking love him

someone post the pic of him in the rainjacket and it gets blown over his face or hes wearing it wrong or something

wow a true legend, although maybe the cops are just pussies
based

Imagine it happening on the tarmac...

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>The world is a great place no matter where you go.
>as long as you are rich.

There is some subtle genius in this.

oh shit it's my man Saif

hilarious

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This is why women deserve to be beaten.

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Golden ratio, literally an ancient meme. You'll learn about it in 8th grade

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Haiti was literally the richest colony of all time thanks to France paying them reparations. The fact that it's unironically in the top one of shitholes should tell you that blacks are not people.
Good read you'll enjoy it

archive.org/details/whereblackrulesw00pric

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>the way he returns to his default idle animation
Why does God get a free pass on most of this shit but if a human director tried it they'd be ridiculed?

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because he's so kind to return the stolen object which was of no use to him instead of just chucking it on top of a roof for shits and giggles.

>haha let me beat on his car that will show him!
>oh no it ran over me who could have foreseen this outcome!?

how fucking Chad is this kid?

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I will never fight for this shit country.

you'll never have sex either. they don't let virgins into the military in the first place.

kek what the fuck was she trying to do?

What an asshole

NEW

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it's a jojo reference, you'll understand if SBR ever gets an anime.

>getting pissy like a little boy because a girl is playing with you

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First one I think. He and Tommy had a fucking awful relationship.
It's probably tears that everything he went through led to that night. Even if he and Tommy hated each other at times, Tommy got to achieve his Hollywood dream on the Oscar stage.

why'd she go for the hug if she wasn't going to follow through?

I thought this was the video where he pops her one.

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this

>first :)

She's being an obnoxious child on her wedding day, it's not cute, it's not endearing, she deserves death.

>know what, i'll get petrol tomorrow

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If I did that I guarantee I would spill spaghetti and not be able to get my hand in my pocket.

Why do you think it's so angry?

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The best part of this is how it shows in full view the complete deforestation of the island which is the leading reason why the hurricane was so devastating, and why the economy can never stay stable for long. That whole half of the island is slowly sliding into the ocean.

t. vetcuck whose wife took half his stuff

Bush knows this is a meme so he doesn't take it too seriously. He's laughing at himself as much he's laughing at those mumbo jumbo people with their crazy shaman dances. But Canada on the other hand...

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That is why nobody will remember your name

I teared up

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Whenever I watch interrogation videos I imagine myself in that situation then freak out and have the urge to confess all the shitty things I've done in my life. Anyone else experience that?

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Doing my summer cut. I'd murder someone for some nuggets and a quarter pounder.

>so brutal it ends up on liveleak

OooooooOoooh

Showed her the BBC

>I never got why people we're buttblasted about this
The WH kitchen staff was off duty because of the government shutdown. That's why DT's staff had to order out.

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GIVE ME THE CAKE

>that kid just grabs the phone and runs

what a horrible way to go. dying while everyone thinks it's a joke

Yep. And those who don't act like niggers get cucked.
youtu.be/Jupr_hLO9BQ

last one there's a penis pump

Only two of these I've seen I know the backstory too. One is they tried to burn a spider and the other was trying to check the gas level. I think this is the latter.