This is the greatest post in Yea Forums history...

>96%
Charge your fucking phone!

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>friend dead/brainwashed
>lost his loved one
>stranger in a foreign time
>enemy of shield and the Avengers
Yeah naw man

incel: the thread

aw feminists mad

Why does female hero fantasy sounds like an average shonen?

Light Yagami: Secret Female

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INCELS RISE UP
IRU

best screencap thread now

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There's effectively nothing more fulfilling to a woman than being robbed of whatever they consider "the mundane." Male heroes have this too, but there's normally a carrot and a stick for the man. Captain Marvel is just getting the carrot after being a jet pilot (which is already a highly unusual occupation for anyone in the real world, let alone a woman, yet would be mundane to Carol Danvers).

That's kinda hot

>at the bar having a few
>talking to some skank
>fish out a bit of crud from my drink and wipe it on the bartop
>she asks me if I'm gonna ask for another drink since mine had gunk in it
>laugh and tell her it's a fucking bar what do you expect
>she stops drinking and leaves
>drink her drink after she bails
>tell the bartender to put a game on, he puts on gaelic football because why not asshole
>learn about Gaelic football
It's actually pretty neat.
youtu.be/1jKWqELAdm4?t=52

it mirrors how the life of a woman works perfectly. A woman gets a man and suddenly she has super powers: All responsibility is gone from her, she is protected, she can do practically anything she wants now, she has sex, money, power, social status. All just from opening her legs, overnight. There really isnt a male equivalent here, a man has to work to achieve things. A woman has to open her legs. I suppose she has to choose the right man, but that's like going shopping for powers.

Fuck off with this r/Yea Forums faggot shit, your post wasn't that "epic"

>she stops drinking and leaves
wut

>THOR
>GOD
>Started from the BOTTOM
NIGGA WUT
>Tony Stark
>BILLIONAIRE HEIR
>Started from the bottom
NIGGA WUT

Fancy pants didn't want to drink at a dirty bar, I suppose. Strange considering that bar is kinda trendy. I don't remember what she said she was doing, I just remember her not drinking any of her drink after I fished out whatever it was in mine. I think it was just gunk out of the dish washer.

Roasties, man.

mister thor lost his powers and got sent to a small town

mister stark got kidnapped by isis and had to build iron man in a cave with a box of scraps and he also did this when he had a cameo appearance in home alone 3 but it wasn't as good the second time

>I think it was just gunk out of the dish washer.
Ain't gonna lie bro, that's probably salmonella, especially if it's yellow.
t. was a barslave for five years.

I was a bartender for two years and a bar employee for one year before that in college. It was either a flake of brown mold out of the dishwasher or a flake of food out of the dishwasher since that bar has a kitchen. Either one won't kill you unless you got the GRIDS and a winter cold can kill you also.

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this board is beyond dead. based swaglord