AV CLUB, SOI CENTRAL, GAVE IT THE GENTLEMAN’S F

It's always a bad move when your trailer is relying on edgy moments like punching an old white lady or punching a young white baby.

>and saying that a character is uninteresting or that she was poorly cast will vindicate what the internet has known since the beginning, but I'll still pretend it's all just sexually frustrated men that said mean things.

It's gonna settle in the high 70's which is all I was hoping for.
If American critics and audiences gushed over Wonder Woman, which was a very by the book origin story with a very weak third act, just because it was a female lead hero film, it'll be really interesting to see how this turns out. No doubt critics wanted to gush over this too, and when you actually read the reviews they're pretty mediocre. The top critic score is low 60's, compare to Wonder Woman and Black Panther which have a score of 90 and 100 respectively with top critics.

Time will tell...

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Was hating the white man(and in this case, men in general) the dream of the 90’s?

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What else can miscast mean but the actor sucked in the role? Miscast means Brie sucks because someone else would have worked better.

yes actually
90s feminism was the second worst behind current year feminism

At least they're getting a little exercise for their writing
it must be difficult to come up with the weasel words that don't say its bad, but also doesn't claim it to be good
They realize in the end people will say it stinks and they want to be able to claim they never truly said it was good.
they want it both ways as usual.

It's not going below 80%

That’s because they count all these “eh, this movie was kinda bad” reviews as fresh. And that calculates as a 100% towards the average.

these opinions are very problematic

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Cinemascore is a polling system. They poll moviegoers when they come out of the theater

BASED AV CLUB

It’s already dropping to 83

Stan Lee was a piece of shit that stole 80% of his characters, that said that pic is hilarious

This is all part of the plan. Disney paid all the white Male reviewers to hate it publicly so that there views would be countered by the audience score and "woke" reviewers to shut down all legitimate criticism of CM

Nigger i just watched this pos, WW is basically TDK when compared to CM.

>They really need to grade the Marvel films on a curve.
kek

84% now with 128 reviews

They really are. There's a Disney bonus and a feminist bonus that give the film like a 20% boost.

based

Just watched a bit of Quarterings video on this. Holy shit, that guy is cringy.

captain marvel is a fapbait character, the best choice would have been some blonde from Pornhub wearing a classic costume.

>If American critics and audiences gushed over Wonder Woman, which was a very by the book origin story with a very weak third act, just because it was a female lead hero film
...imagine what Captain Marvel is if they can barely bring themselves to say something positive about it

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Oh no, 83 means it's trash. Right?

Does this mean we can like it ironically and piss then off even more?

I wasn't alive for the 70's with the bra burning and all that, but I am a 36 year old boomer and this is absolutely the worst era of pop culture I've ever seen.
Social justice is forcing censorship on everything it can and ruining media. Journalism is nothing but hyper biased op-ed clickbait. And youth culture is memes, youtubers, instagram models, and soundcloud rappers.

You can say that I'm out of touch and just being nostalgic, but every study confirms that social media is a complete fucking disaster that's fucking up everything.

I subbed for a little bit, but after the thq infinitychan q/a thing I had to leave. The guy is a cringy fag.

I think a Mr. Shapiro might have said something like this previously

Subtract the 20% Disney/Feminist boost and yeah, it's pretty mediocre.

>Movie is not good
>BUT MUH INCELS!

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how did you see it?

I sucked off a producer, but it was unrelated to wanting to see this turkey.

>Vishnevetsky
god i fucking hate that faggot

>Subtract the 20% Disney/Feminist boost and yeah, it's pretty mediocre.

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Not really, I’m just saying that it dropped from 91. It probably stays at 80 or 79

Stop spreading Shapiro’s crappy movie jokes

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>Im too scared to offend anyone but the lowest outcasts of society
every time someone uses the term “incel” unironically I immediately lose their respect. How about you kick a horse that isn’t dead for once, coward

I didn't even sub. I watched a few of his videos and was actually behind him for a bit. When the whole BF5 thing happened, I was like "yeah, fuck Battlefield, trying to change up history". The last two videos I've watched of his, this one about this movie specifically, really turned me off from him.

I have no interest in seeing this movie but holy shit, this dude blames women for everything. The gist I got of his video about this movie is "ahHA, it has an 83 on RT. It's complete shit. This WAHman movie is going to tank marvel. Shills are posting reviews but it's going to sink!"

Grown men too. How strange.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHAT YOU DUMB ONIONS BOYS GET WITH BRIE "BITCHFACE CHEESEFEET" LARSON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ignatiy is based, that's why

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>none of the avengers like brie
lol

Marvel is fucked if they don't get X-Men on board, Captain Marvel, Black Panther and Strange replacing Iron Man, Cap and Thor?

agreed, Dr. strange has a good lead character personality and a cool hook (magic, psychedelics), but BP and CM are both wooden and their powers aren't terribly exciting or unique.
plus they have plans to use z-list chink heros to get china bucks so you know the overall quality is just going to drop further as we go on.

fellow 36 year old boomer here and concur. it's sad what culture has become. in fact my own kids prefer watching the same cartoons/shows that I grew up with instead of modern trash

>People’s Great Hero Zhuo Jian Ren
He has the ability to elevate the spirits of all Chinese people.

These are the people who call you an “incel” on Yea Forums

Are soya boy critics slowly becoming less soya?

This is the thing about "90's nostalgia" and reboot-culture jews flirting with an upcoming "90's nostalgia wave": nobody fucking wants 90's nostalgia. Literally no one. Not even people who grew up in the 90's. You can't fucking distill the 90's down into a fucking streamline package like you could the 80's, and what's more is you actually need to be musician that plays real instruments to do "90's style music" which pretty much ruins all the synth tryhards and their color-by-numbers "retro synthwave" faggotry. The 90's were such a wildfire, amorphous and chaotic time on all levels of pop-culture. It can't be distilled. Any result of said distillation would ultimately be wrong and everyone who was there would fucking know it.

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>young baby
Bit of an oxymoron.

Half of the movie's budget was wasted on her DBZ power aura bullshit. They couldn't afford to buy actual talent for this movie.

The complete series of Ducktales is only 20 bucks on DVD. Just throwing that out there.

holy shit yes this is the tactic. you just act like you really loved and argue with the stupid as critics that dared give it a mediocre review. if done correctly the pandering underlying sarcasm would eat them alive.

Isn't Evans a Brie cocksucker?

doctor strange works best as a character that works in other peoples stories desu so he could replace thor easily enough

but replacing downey jnr and chris evans is a tough ask.

on the surface

IT'S GARBAGE

I KNEW IT

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agreed same age this world went to shit pretty damn fast. sometime around 2010 it went crazy.

I'll gladly take this kind of feminism

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wait a minute...

I was a kid in the 90s, and hated almost the entirety of it. Personally, I feel more nostalgia for the early-00s.

>MXC
>Toonami/early Adult Swim
>Raimi Spider-Man
>Star Wars Prequels
>Matrix movies
>Lord of the Rings trilogy
>PS2
>G4
>SNL was still decent
>etc

>tfw they're expecting brie "a cat has more charisma" larson to replace them
What was Feige and Iger smoking?

Yeah, but comedians regularly made fun of it, and refused to bend the knee.

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It's because we are living in a cartoon now. The stuff that was popular to us in the 80's and 90's doesn't have nearly the social engineering as the stuff today. Oh it's there in the 80's and 90's but minuscule compared to today.

You know, somebody mentioned in a thread earlier today that the way Hollywood blood sports go, it's common enough practice for high enough people to pawn off and trick another fellow high(er)-up into taking a project that they know with near certainty to fail so that when it inevitably blows up, they can swoop in and save the day and get their respective accolades and probably job too.

I'm very much believing that now with how much of a explosive failure this whole campaign is turning out to be.

another 36 year old boomer here...
my nephew tells me there is a new duck tales show
any anons know if its any good?
i love the old one as a kid.

If it’s a fundamentally bad movie why would they worry about “feeding the trolls”, since the “trolls” are apparently right in this case. Idiots.

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Fear of their sacred cow making mistakes, it should be infallible.

Aha we did it bros! We defeated our enemies because a children's superhero movie was bad! So based take that feminists!

To be fair, DC had a series of solid misses with its characters, and a simple by-the-book introduction with a weak third act is what they needed, compared to another Man of Steel that tries to push too hard and ends up unsettling the foundation of the character.

They can't allow their detractors to have a win. They had that win massively with Ghostbusturds, and felt it again when the Prodigal Son swooped in and rescued Ghostbusters from them.

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I dunno. For me it feels like from about the mid 90s on (right about when grunge rock died out and the baton passed from X'ers) culture basically stopped. Actually there was an article on vanity fair some years about about this very question

archive.is/1d5ET

I don't know what 90s nostalgia really is, at least if you're talking about 1995 on. Yes you have shows, movies, and video games from that era but nothing that really distinctively defined it. And a lot of it is still with us today in various forms.

not heard of it but I wouldn't put any faith in any modern remake being good. look at the new powerpuff girls for example

Is this Russian claiming that the '90s were underwhelming?

I don't enjoy capeshit but I follow these threads because this whole ordeal has been an interesting look at a failed social engineering project at even a greater scale then the past few.

I watched the first episode out of curiosity, and it's perfectly fine. Nothing too bothersome about it, though Webby got massively reworked, and there's just no replacing Alan Young as Scrooge.

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>can't even give an opinion on a movie because he's afraid of twitter
OH NONONONONO

The real test of the “Marvel Machine” is gonna come after RDJ and Evans retirement. They’re the faces of the MCU

No, the movie totally fucks up the timeline. It takes place in 95, but cites stuff that doesn’t exist in ‘95 (Alta vista, some bands/songs, etc.)

I don't understand why they use this as a promote picture, is Todd behind this?

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AltaVista was a Web search engine established in 1995.

She's going to beat Thanos and the movie is going to fucking suck. I'm rooting for Thanos.

fixed

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December 15, 1995.

>there is no tension
dropped

youtube.com/watch?v=8HDC4U8_ptM
Reminder that a scene like this is not in captain hateallwhitemen

If rumors are true and manvers fails to make enough shekels, they'll use the fewer manvers cut endgame.

Downey and Evans leaving is the canary in the cage. It's all downhill from there.

If I were a scumbag journalist, I would review a similar but better movie then say it was for captain marvel. Probably what they're doing.

I'm not even memeing here, what the fuck is up with Larson? How do you make a post like this with zero self awareness?

get fucked incels

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Dear Thanos, please tear captain cunts head off and piss down her neck hole while her lifeless corpse twitches. Yours Sincerely, me.

get footwashed brie

>Bit of an oxymoron.
Wrong.
You mean pleonasm.

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Thats pretty fucking kino, also why did Disney just stopped caring about fx and epic sequences?

it means so little when it's being used to prop up a movie like this. parading this rapidly degrading award is self-defeating and desperate.

Brie must have some dirt on Iger or something. There's no fucking way they're going to shorten her screentime.

>SNL was still decent
Kiddo, SNL was DEAD from season 21 on and it was on life support from 18 to 20. Only Farley kept 20 even barely watchable.

Iger's ass is fucked either way, better choose the route the one that will give more shekels.

how bad can it possibly be?

1998 was the best year

>i believe it

Fucking coward, just admit Captain Fungi sucked balls

Interesting read, particularly considering it was published in '12.
The bit about political stagnation gave me a good chuckle though.

"the signal it was sending has stopped finally"

>SOI CENTRAL
Hang yourself, Ignatiy is based.

holy fuck you sound like a raging incel

Strange being a mainstay wouldn't be too bad, cucumber patch does a good job and he fills the snarky smart dude role that would be left by Stark.

No idea how the fuck they're going to replace Captain America though. He's like the moral compass of the franchise and is basically the eternal underdog. They don't have a single character right now that can step into that role.

Jeremy is an incel soiboi who fucks his fist.

the 90's was a big mother fucking fuck you to the religious right. sex and violent on tv and telling people to get fuck. also grunge and rap music. sad the left is 100x worse than them now.

I think they're going for the first plan, which was to have the original avengers beat Thanos and have Cap and IM die doing it.

Oh yeah if only I could get mega pussy like this Chad does

Spider-Man could replace Cap's role

they changed the "life is like a hurricane" lyric out of sympathy to hurricane victims

thanks for the link user

she made another instagram post about how being in Kong: Skull Island or some shit was her form of activism. I don't even think she's a bad actress (she was good in Short Term 12) but holy shit she is full of herself.

Not if they keep writing him like he's Miles Morales.

>Somehow this counts as a fresh review, doesn’t it?
Yes

The main pop cultural thing I remember from the 90s, more than any other single theme or factor, was artificial nostalgia for the 70s.

IMO the only people that have nostalgia for the 90s are kids who grew up playing video games. Every game was a huge upgrade over last and was a great time of innovation whch we will never see again.

Everything else about the 90s was shit. Books were pretty bad, movies were medicore and dont age whatsover due to shit CGI and the fashions were absolutely horrible. Everyone was trying so hard to be edgy and cool everywhere by replacing the letter "s" with "z or x"

As Gen X suck my heroin addicted suicidal dick, women of the 90s were the best women ever were and basically perfect.

You had woke before woke was real, you had sexy ass bitches like Tori Amos slithering around on pianos talking about the problems of the female working class and Wynona Ryder and Mariah Carey who were both powerful, and clever and beautiful and strong.

You had two of the cutest phases in female history, the overalls and bra or hiphop clothing, and the manic pixie dream girl aesthetics.

There was almost no man hatred in any of it, women just wanted to do things in society and stop being ignored so they went out and did what they wanted without asking permission.

Millennial women ruined women not Gen X women.

fucking this

no doubt "im just a girl" gave me tons of man hate back then from my gf and her frens