I just finished marathoning Spring Breakers while on spring break. What did I think of it?

Imma perv out and ask... Is this movie good for a jerk session? I love the HD images where you can zoom in on Selena and see a pube hahaha

They do. It's pretty much an orgy. I remember one documentary about some awkward guys going to spring break and the buffest one couldn't get laid because he was too awkward. It was very depressing.

Selena is ugly as fuck.

2 > 4 > 3 > 1

how can 3 be last when 1 is a train wreck who should be shot in the face for being so ugly?
absolutely terrible movie. no point, no good characters, bad ending, i wish i could unwatch it. it's complete shit

There's lots of nudity but nothing worth jacking off to. I don't think you ever see Selena naked

It's a great movie. The capeshit feminism movie they are trying to make.

I usually find Franco to be a boring whore.

Yes.

she literally looks like some random mexican chick out of an american highschool. Pushed so pathetically as "hot" by hollywood. La createra

Pudgens is cute you faggot

2>1>3>4

where is it spring break?

Based and good.

Nah i havent seen the movie, and know that it be posted all over. Thank you

2 > 1 > 4 > 3

fucking based

fucking cringe

selena and butterface are equally ugly, might as well take the one with nice tits.

>caring about anyone but benson

usually Mid march to the beginning of April here in the states

So if I work over spring break will my coworkers think I’m a loser?

She’s not fat, moron. She has higher body fat than the other three, but she clearly still has an ideal curve to her body indicative of not being fat. What she is is sex meat, my friend.

edging for the whole movie and then cumming to the threesome at the end makes it kino

>Gomez last
Absolute shit taste

2 > 4 > 1 >>>>> 3

2>>3>>>

Get your eyes checked.

No, they'll celebrate you for being sexually liberated.

4>2>1>3 is the correct ranking lads.

Someone post the HD images I wanna zoom in on their vag and sniff my screen

fuck i'm a nigger
2 >> 4 >> 1 >> 3 and that's final

Get your penis checked homo

based, only ones that got it right

Correct order

Same thing I post in every thread, fuckin jews robbed my boy Riff Reezy out of his big hollywood break. They literally stole his likeness

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You liked it but you didn’t love it. You’ll come back to it every so often for certain scenes. Then you’re going to love it more and more each year

Almost all girls do and the chads and try hards do.

Gomez has the typical ugly spic face.

>It's another "only the girl you've never heard of and don't care about gets naked" episode.

Oh the pink hair bimbo?

Nah. Some perfer working those days cause over time can be approved and depending where you work can just be dead and an easy work week

Pffff spring break isnt anything special.

Only 2 is cute desu.

only correct post in this thread

Yes I went with my chad roommates. Best week of my life but it's not for everyone

Her face is prettier than your 3's inbred aryan face

I could not tell you how much I have made off of guys desperately buying drinks for every girl that walks into the tiki bar on the beach that I work at. It is absolutely insane how much money they spend trying to get pussy, considering how many prostitutes work in the area and would certainly cost less

Well you see goy riff is not jewish

>judeafied negro culture is not jewish
boy am i laffin

Actually... " His mother grew up in Ohio, descending from a family of German and Lithuanian Jews that included several survivors and victims of the Holocaust."

This movie was all about spring break advertising and product placement to get stupid rich kids to waste their money

MY MANGO

i thought it was about getting my cock to twitch?

SPRAAANG BREAAAAAKE