HOARDERS GENERAL

>it's an Ancapistan episode

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>Big Hoard vs. Big Government
This going to be good

this gonna be good

>that roof
fucking yikes
>we could live forever if there was a disaster
oh no

tell me dr. robin zazio is still on this show

JUST LET ME EAT MY SHIT ONE LAST TIME YOU NAZIS

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250 TONS of hoard. Fuck

"It's not my fart"

>/pol/ in 70 years

>looks at sea of trash apartment
please delete this

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No chance at all this hoard gets cleaned out. Stubborn old fucks are the worst on Hoarders and the hoard itself is just so fucking immense.

OH MY FUCK THAT BATHROOM

What's the problem Yea Forums, don't you want some BATHROOM BACON?

That bacon looked pretty good desu.

This. They are the type to build it back up within a few weeks. They've already rationalized the behavior.

they don't like you cause you ugly you stupid roastie.

>tfw no autistic, reclusive, friendless, speech impediment gf

That accent the daughter has is kinda sexy to be honest

she cute

>my 600lb life helps me watch my own weight
>this one helps me declutter my place
Thanks TLC and A&E

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/pol/tards, everyone

That roof is rotted to fuck
The house will be condemned
this is your brain on /pol/

>no the city does not spy on its citizens with drones
>next shot shows drone footage of two people sitting on their property.
umm, ok.

Communistdictatornazismship

This guy is mega /pol/

>cameras still have the plastic film over the lenses
kek

>piss bottles

>A&E doesn't have drones

>CAGED DOGS IN THAT SHIT

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Poor dogs

They’re starting this season off strong

>No, the city does not spy on its citizens with drones
>Audio clip plays as a drone flys over their house filming them

This is kino, boys

Fuck this greasy kike lawyer saying the dogs weren't mistreated that much

ZERO sympathy for anyone who neglects dogs like that
fucking rot you sick fuck

Be safe from hoarders, doggos. They shouldn't allow hoarders to have animals tbqh

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>the state of the chat on 123tvgo.com
Juggalos, MAGAtards, politics, and Fox News - all in one place

I hate the hoarders eps with animals in them

Sergeant Davis has a terrible haircut.

Fucking faggot old nigger keeping dogs in cages

Zero sympathy, I hope the cops drag him out on his ass

At least they took them away

the one with the rat guy was rather sweet, but yeah most of them are hard to watch

left dude looks like laurence fishburg

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>suicide by cop
Is this episode going to end with these old niggers getting ventilated?

>/pol/ grows up

this cop with the hipster haircut and room temp IQ looks like a retard.

that haircut is for someone 20-30 years younger, officer

My mom is a hoarder, as a result I only own a few possessions and can fit basically everything I own in my car

My brother isn't a hoarder, but is sort of a slob. My sister is 16 and still lives with my mom and I'm not sure what will happen to her .

I've tried to stop my mom from hoarding many times, but ive kind of accepted I'll never get through to her

This, it always makes me rage

Whew having that family. I'm not complaining of mine no more.

Did you call the hotline at the end of the episodes?

>asking Trump for help defending their hoard

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA

>these hoarding retards have a $1000 iphone x
ok, now I know this shit is staged. I'm out.

Trump about to guest star

>Let's call Trump! He'll save us!!!
FUCKING POTTERY

>tweeting to Trump for help

This is getting really kino

No. Honnestly I would consider it if could actually make a difference.

if you got a regular check and you own your property its not that hard to swing the newest phone.

Hoarders aren't always poorfags. My friend's dad is a huge hoarder and he's a brain surgeon who lives in a multi-million dollar house in one of the richest ZIP codes in America.

But these are the ones to go out of their way to spend on such a product.

throw some greek fire over the wall

GODDAMN LIBERALS
THEY'RE ALL COMMUNISTS

>I DON'T HAVE A RAT PROBLEM HERE
>*immediately shows them crawling all the fuck over his house*
FAKE NEWS

>THE GODDAMN COMMUNIST LIBERALS

I'd be fucking livid if I was this faggot's neighbor. Seeing your property value dwindle because some low-life retarded boomer won't keep tidy.

IT'S ALL THE COMMIE LIBERALS FAULT!!!!!!

Surprised no one has tossed a match over the fence

man, I need a toe bro

>a show about podiatrists
They must really want the Yea Forums audience

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Exactly what I was thinking
what I would do if I was a neighbor

JANNY GET IN HERE

hot pockets lol

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Come find her ;_;

>Hi I'm courtney, I've been single for a long time cause I'm always traveling
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAH God I hate women.

MAH NIGGA DR TOMPKINS! I remember him!

Some of them do. It really does take a few hour of other people with a fresh set of eyes cleaning shit giving you a new baseline to maintain

Old assholes like this couple never change. They're too set in their ways. The ones that do change usually do it because their kids or spouse resent them and will leave if they don't stop hoarding.

>I've had a stroke, I've had a heart attack
god i wish that were me

david lunch lol

How come Chris-chan hasn't been on this yet?

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>It's everyone else's fault I can't throw away dog shit!
even doc knows these people are doomed

Because his hoard was destroyed in the fire.

Someone hasn't submitted him yet

This is terrifying desu, I would probably panic if someone brought me in there.

Imagine the smell

I'd rather not...

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I just had chocky milk and that might have been a bad idea because my tum tum has been hurting lately

I'm just letting you guys know because you're literally my only friends

just give it time

Bros i just got here where can i start from the beginning of the ep, pls send help

Is Atkins the same as keto?

Fatkino / Hoarders OP here

I know that feeling

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I went into the apartment of a guy who was a hoarder. The placed smelled vile. I really couldn't breathe thru my nose, and even worse, via mouth. It was just fucking... unbelievable. The guy probably never opened up his fucking window ever.

My tum's been hurting all day, and I've eaten just various slices of white bread, 2 waffles, a banana, water, and a giant ham and turkey sandwich I made that didn't rek me. I want cereal but I don't think that'll do me well

Same. They will never change user

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Was i rused into watching a commercials-only stream? This has been going on forever.

>and yoko
no thanks

DAMN COMMUNIST CITY
THEY CAN GO TO HELL

Nice fuckin hat

That old coot aint changing

He's right about the communists, though

THESE DAMN COMMIES!

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I once got cockblocked by animal hoarding scum. The smell was so bad that we just got angry at each other and never spoke again.

>another commercial break

NAZI COMMIES
LIBERAL NAZI COMMIES

People pay a subscription to watch commercials every 10 mins. It blows my mind.

I don't know how people do it, I can barely take the commercials from the once a week I watch 600 pound life with you bros

I feel like this one has more breaks then 600 pound life

Does anyone else see the Cat in the Hat look at you in that gif

>you will never be a 600lb hoarder that needs pimples popped

How will I ever get on one of these shows my bros?

Get addicted to crack

The son is based as fuck, He's here to get stuff done

Welp. OP's streams keep crashing at the same segment. Guess I'm out.

my stream shit the bed

Eat eighteen meals a day and throw nothing away.
Start taking both male and female hormones for insurance.

Damn Becky looking for Trump

try the last link, stream 2

At least Sergeant Davis got a better haircut.

The son looks like an old Shawn from mega64

The ethics behind extreme clean up

fascinating

Once again, a woman fucks everything up

She will show up with Trump and save the day
The liberal nazi commies will rue the day

Some do, but like most addictions and mental issues, it's hard to maintain and relapses can easily happen. It's very fucking hard and they are at a very severe level. I am essentially a sober hoarder at the moment and it's difficult every time I see something I want. Last year I made a decision to change and I got a dumpster to throw a ton of shit out. I thought I would need 2 dumpsters tops, but I went through 5. Every time I look at something, I have an inner fight with myself. I have to argue why I shouldn't keep things and eventually I have to repeat over and over to myself "You don't need this, you won't use this". My issue is that memories are so attached to objects for me, without them I forget almost everything. The best change I ever made was to take pictures of objects instead of keeping them. That way when I look through all my pictures, I can see those objects and remember things long forgotten. I'm still hoarding, but at least it's on a small external harddrive instead of multiple rooms filled with crap that I rarely look at.

Why would you stop the entire cleanup because Becky left? It’s all trash not like they would let her keep it anyway.

when is fatkino?

>the Life of Jesus
>on The History Channel
truly the worst timeline

tomorrow

oh nevermind that's tomorrow
damnit
*gets some snack*

She needs to let go in person or she'll just go right back to hoarding. The trashing is a learning experience.

Is Sgt. Davis the greatest reality TV villain of all time?

my mom is a hoarder too. i can fit all my shit in one room.
her though, oh god it never ends. exercise equipment she doesn't use. random knick knacks all over the place.
were moving houses and she managed to fit a whole fucking huge uhaul of her shit and left no room for me. now we have to get a 10ft uhaul to finish the rest
arrogant fuckin bitch. its the worst too when they never organize their hoard

THIS CRAP ISN'T INFECTED. I PUT IT THERE A MONTH AGO!

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Becky is a menace to his neighborhood

>she's throwing rat droppings and shit into her neighbors yard in front of everyone with garbage trucks right there

what the fuck lol

>dumps it in neighbor's yard

Let go, Becky

Shes got hantavirus in her pussy

Witness a true alpha female.

Is that like toxoplasmosis?

NO ITS NOT INFECTED REEEEEEEEEEE

*dies from hantavirus*

In the brain

I’m the opposite. This and Marie kondo make me feel good about myself so I get rid of nothing. A couple years ago I got rid of a ton of clothes and last year I gained weight and regret throwing away all my clothes that were too big.

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>those shitty (literally and metaphorically) books

>Getting Organized

these are the worst type of hoarders. they are never organized

They need to authorize the use of force on these HBO shows. Sgt. Davis giving this bitch a few punches to the face would speed up the process

TLC or A&E or whatever fucking channel this is

lol freudian slip

that was the most kino shot so far
they need to get the camera guys from 600lb life
i want to see more of that landfill in the backyard
btw I just want to remind everyone that I totally called the house would be condemned before they started

Dang, and I thought Andy would be the pain in the ass

>YOU FEED EXPIRED MOUNTAIN DEW TO ANIMALS?

THEY LOVE IT!

Animals love it!

>sentimental value

Poor Russ

>An old decrepit /pol/ tard squeezing his expired Mountain Dew out of sentimentality
pretty kino lads

Here comes Michelle to ruin everything.

I really want that lispy daughter with the buck teeth to give me a sloppy slobbery knob job to be quite honest

Yahoo! it's Mt Dew

What did i do to you?

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Whos gonna stick around for Toe Bro kino?

i don't like erica either
force feed her 4 year old mtn dew until she's dead

I’ll stick around for a bit and see if I can get into it

What is she even doing? The junk guys and kids are cleaning the place and the doctor is trying to keep them on task.

Here we go boys, this is the climax

She reminds me of Ashley from hardcore pawn.

>stuffed to the point you can't even enter the room
Literally how and why

Tell me Yea Forums

Why would you want to keep a moldy Spice Girl?

The son is based as fuck

He's literally the only sane person in this situation aside from the phychologist

Depends on the mold

Looked like posh spice so, no. I'm /teamsporty/

You ever get that feeling where you can't tell if you're still dreaming or if you're awake

I get that feeling when I see commercials for the Toe Bro. What have we done as a species

Did A&E hire toebro to try and compete with pimple popper?

>EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING PLEASE
kino incoming bros

toe bro looks like it's gonna have exploding pus
if so, count me in

Why would anyone want to watch this? American television is wild

What's with all the food stuff being all
>PROTEIN PROTEIN IT'S GOT PROTEIN

Definitely. I wonder if it will be as good or just a cheap ripoff

It's what animals crave

TOE BRO KINO!!!! Looks like foot fungus is back on the menu boys!

And expired mt dew

>sweet butt juice

Christ that fridge was a horror show. I wish they focused on it more. Erica needs to learn where the money shots are.

I really like how he kept the hat combo the entire show

It's a good look

>storing your butt juice in the fridge

What does sweet butt juice smell like?

>You will never smell Erica's sweet butt juice

Why live?

taint sweat and corn syrup

160 tons of butt juice

160 tons!!

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>sweet butt juice

Literally and unironically imagine the smell

They became frens

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TOE KINO IS FUCKING HERE!!

>that opening shot of Toe Bro

Finna barf and have a panic attack to be quite honest. I'm out of here

>And Becky was still waiting to hear back from Donald Trump about her tweet

This. There could be a lot more horrorkino if these camera dudes were worth their salt

A community came together to save a couple of old boomers from being evicted from their horde. This brings a tear to my eye.

Holy shit wtf. These fucking toes.

JESUS FUCK THE TOES ARE HORRIFIC IM OUT FUUUUUCK IM GONNA PUKE iIRS FUCKING GORE

Same here

How long will it take build a new horde?

All the stream links say they are over, are you guys just watching on your tvs?

Foot fags not even once

Hoarders / Fatkino OP here. That was a good episode, thanks to all the posters for keeping the thread going. I'll see you guys tomorrow at 8:00 Eastern for 600 Pound Fat Kino, and I'll see you guys next Tuesday for the next episode of Hoarders.

It's toebro now but they are clearly just gonna do a story about this bitch instead of show her horrific feet

Hoarders just ended, It's Toe Bro now.

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see ya tomorrow

Toe bro finna suck both these bitch’s toes

See you tomorrow and next Tuesday

Im gonna puke im tapping out of toe bro this is fucking awful

I find cartel execution videos easier to watch. Holy shit.

Damn I have ingrown toenails how annoying

>fatkino
>trannykino
>now horders
Kino is back on the menu boys