Based Cat
cats are all redpilled
based and toxopilled
>dogs
Cringe and bluepilled
>cats
Based and redpilled
he died btw, got infected
toxoplasmosis is a parasite in the brain of cat owners that turns them into NPCs. Joe Rogan confirmed this with science.
how can an adult be this happy getting a ps4? They are neither rare or expensive!?
You're the NPC for listening to Joe Rogan though
Based
Didnt this guy end up being literally retarded
i feel bad for him in that case
my cat would be dead if he pulled that shit on me
>Yea Forums - facebook memes
Yep.
The cat wanted an Xbox instead.
more approved babysat garbafe
Thanks for posting this. Every so often it helps to be reminded what shits dogs and their owners are. I walk my dogs and there's always a chance this can happen. Got to be prepared.
wait wasn't there a webm of the cat scratching the soibois eye balls?
>kid playing on a toy and minding his own business
>dog shows up and probably scars him for life for no reason
mod approved
>>dog shows up and probably scars him for life for no reason
pussy kid then desu, needs to get beaten up some more, maybe throw him into some packs of dogs to toughen him up and prevent trauma that's what I'd do
>i could fite a cat
lmao faggot he'd fuck you up
God I wish that were me.
Whoa whoa whoa pal, if you got niggers in your neighborhood than dogs are pretty based
pitbulls need to be lined up and shot. they banned breeding of them here in australia but it doesn't stop any owners from letting them
Better have the right dog for the job.
>le Americano de goblino a la pooch'ito
xd epic thread delete on topic things xD bumpin with epic memes le kitter tiem
"man": lol lemme be a sóyboy
cat: "No!"
Good job mom. Her first instinct is not to bring her boy to a safe place, but to run inside (while the dog is still out there) and call for help(aka call a man to handle the situation).
The boy literally has to get up himself and run inside with a gashed bleeding leg, because HE fucking knows it's not safe out there.
Found the toxoplasmosis victim
This is the only based video I've ever seen of a cat, they don't do fucking anything. When I see a cat capable of doing jobs like bomb sniffing dogs or helping the disabled I'll be impressed.
I fucking HATE neither and love all pets equally
This is why niggers have such a strong bond with pitbulls.. They're both aggressively violent.
>face of someone with a Hitler youth haircut
based cat
>when your owner sneeds
stoped reading right there
the post-meta unironic irony in this thread is too much
Unironically based
Men who own cats are weird though.
Cats are women's pet.
really appreciating all these vintage memes
dogs are sort of alright, but particularly poodles, holy shit these need to be exterminated. im glad theres this liveleak video where justice is brought to one of these shits.
that'll teach the bitch
I really hope you're underage
Lol
In a life or death scenario, a 10 lbs cat would fuck you up big time. Yeah, you would most likely kill the cat, but you'd also sustain pretty bad injuries yourself including cat fever disease from scratches and vicious bite marks that punctures the skin. That alone would cost you at least $2300.00 in medical bills. You may have killed the cat, but in the end, it won.
how does a cat know on-the-fly that it should body slam the dog instead of claw or bite it?
it was the perfect maneuver
>what are guns, poison or a fucking bat in the head while sleeping
Damn, I knew you can train dogs in many stuff, but didn't know there are trained pedo dogs
one kick to your faggots cats head and it spasm around while laying on the ground suffocating to death from having her head crushed. nice try tough. pic related. its you
lol
if i did something that faggy i'd be disappointed if my cat didn't try to tear out my jugular vein.
Cat owners are weird in general
Based kot went full John Cena on that pupper's ass
BASED CAT TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH! GET HIS EYES!
Lol
Faggots...
Pet owners are weird in general
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.
Yup. Daily reminder that if you're a male and own cats you are a massive faggot.
Dogs are based. Just don't get a pit or a well known shitty breed.
I've had pets growing up. I think it's alright to get some if you have kids, or for some sort of other reason like security, but otherwise having them as "buddies" or some shit is just weird.
Come on, do your family a favor...
... pull it
... pull it
... pull it
... pull it
... pull it
... pull it
