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>4/10
>Fresh tomato
okay, rt. whatever you say

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALL THOSE OLD WHITE ALT_RIGHT NAZI INCEL KEKS AT THE WASHINGTON POST

>already gearing up for the excuses
Can’t wait for damage control squad show up and mousesplain to us how the movie wasn’t “feminist enough”

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The Washington Incels

WaPo simply hasn't been the same since the Journalist Cull of 2019.

>marvels first woman movie
wasn't there an Elektra movie ?

They mean the new MCU continuity.

>compelling machisma

The what now? What does that even mean, and why they want this movie to be anything but entertaining?

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How convenient.

how would we know?

>even WaPo, a vehemently left-leaning site, things your movie is bad
The Mouse is finished

INCEL POST DOES IT AGAIN

this surprises me the most. Why the fuck didnt they eat this shit up? Thats fucking crazy yo.

specially after the whole "incels are hating the movie" controversy, shills would be even more willing to praise it
but the review was still fresh, so there you go

They thought nobody would remember the elektra movie, which is a fair assumption.

I won't lie every "positive" review makes it sound like it was mediocre. Even resetera sounds disappointed.

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Critics seemed more excited about Justice League than this shit

>50% is positive
wut

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"fresh this, fresh that"
Ice never heard or seen anyone address RT scores in that way, especially on this site until today. Who gives a flying fuck about words when we have a clear, numerical value? Its fucking dumb.

This movie has to be a special kind of bad for these people to refrain from praising it like they did with black panther.

Even the positive reviews ive seen said brie was a miscast.

It's so weird, Brie Larson is shit and Marvel have already shot themselves in the foot by shoehorning her into Endgame.

This is the shit that separates meh Disney movies from the rest
They can apply enough pressure to force people on the fence to ultimately give it a positive rating at face value, which is all they need

This movie would be rotten if not for the controversy. People are giving this a pass

That’s the counter spin in case the first tactic of positioning doesn’t work.

t. I worked in as an assistant PR for my university.

Lol at the Mary Sue either blatantly lying or not doing their research there

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE

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>complaining about never getting a good super hero movie based around a woman protagonist
>everyone has already forgotten about Wonder Woman

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>Even resetera sounds disappointed.
>resetera
Those fags are perpetually dissatisfied by anything and everything. Don't ever mention them again.

If I could end the human race with the push of a button I wouldn't hesitate. Ideally the button would end the universe.

Because the numerical value they use is misleading. See They take a bunch of middling scores, say they are "fresh" and then highlight the fresh ratio. So a medicore 7/10 movie like Ant Man vs Wasp suddenly looks like an 8.8/10 great film.

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>machisma
LMAO NO SUCH THING

good god portofagicalpotty is ugly as fuck. Why do all these "trans" "people" in the speedrunning community even bother trying to transition if they don't even put in any effort into how they look? Is it just a fetish for them and they're just trying to pull a Chris Chan level of being so autistic that they think becoming a woman will give them a higher chance with getting with a woman?

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>Why are mentally ill people incapable of anything
Gee I dunno

Every critic probably gave it 10+% just because of Disney's looming threat. I'm sure more of them hated it than they can let on, or their careers will be in jeopardy.

This poster looks identical to Solo until you look close

No. I wanna see your war feet.

This is why letter grades and all score systems not on the 1-10 scale need to be dropped. Critics already use 1-10 if they ever give half stars or point fives. 1-5 is fail, 6-10 is pass according to how RT already works.

why would you know what the trannies at regressera think?

The average normie level of "fed up with this shit" with leftism is at an all time modern high right now.
It was near a tipping point & the Smollett shit shoved it over the edge.

Trust me, you don't.

>having a 4 rank rating system
thats just stupid

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A four star system is either:

Good
Above Average
Below Average
Bad

2/4 is Below average to pure average. Not a recommendation in any possible sense.

Speedrunners are already hyper-autistic degenerates
Adding gender dysphoria is straight up insanity

>Is it just a fetish for them
Yes, look into Blanchard's transsexualism typology. People like Proto are autists who get aroused at the thought of having female genitalia.

If a film can only be above average and below average, then what's the average?
It doesn't make sense.

The meter explicitly measures the percentage who "liked" the film on a binary. So, a film with 100% 4.9s/10 from critics is 0% fresh and one with universal 5.1/10 would be 100% fresh. That's how it always has been.

What about 0 stars?
0: very bad
1: bad
2: mediocre
3: good
4: very good

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That's why 4 points of rating is dumb. 5 is better for pure average, but critics will almost never use 1/5 or 5/5. So any good rating system will be a 1-10, at least. 1-100 is much better.

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They're killing her!

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Chloe.

>First Marvel movie with a woman
>Elektra doesn't count no one remembers it
>It's on TV at least twice a year

Are all journalists homosexuals?

If you swapped Winter Soldier and Civil War and removed Black Panther, that list would probably be pretty accurate.

>Winter Soldier that low
What the fuck

If it wasn't produced by our lord Kevin Feige, it doesn't exists.

It's the first [String of Qualifiers] Female Comic Book Movie.

Mainstream movie reviewers are criminally retarded.

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>Are all journalists homosexuals?

Not all, but most of them. Yes.

- Carol gets rid of the implant, unlocking her full powers, and destroys the Kree armada before confronting Yon-Rogg one last time in the desert and announcing she’s no longer under his control. The Kree are forced to retreat, and Carol gives Fury a pager to contact her if he needs help before leaving with Talos to continue Mar-Vell’s efforts to end the war.

- There is a running gag of Fury almost losing his eye in dangerous situations throughout the movie, only for Goose to unceremoniously scratch it off in the end.

- The film doesn't really have a main villain. The "villain" is the idea that people keep on telling Carol that she is less capable than she really is, and her arc is overcoming that and embracing her true power. It's all internal conflict.

- Talos is a lot fun and a total bro in the end, Yon-Rogg is okay but unremarkable, and most of his dialogue is exposition.

- Post-credits scene as previously reported (Endgame scene of Carol meeting up with the remaining Avengers and Goose barfing up the Tesseract in the 90's).

Whole movie spoilers.

What's funny is "incel Trump supporter nazi alt righters" like me have been saying this about Marvel movies for years now, and now the Marvel mouthbreathers have finally caught up to being fed up with quippy dialogue. It's actually pretty surprising to me that these people are ACTUALLY looking for unbroken human moments from their characters and scenes that are allowed seriousness and gravity. Marvel fankids always came off like "we want the clown show 24/7 XDD" which made me groan. Perhaps things are changing, since way more than this girl have been complaining about it lately.

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>Even (((companies))) paid to shill for you are shitting on you

BASED EMMA

But Ant-Men movies are the only fun ones

>ladytagonist

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Either the movie as a whole is so fucking terrible or Larson is so goddamn loathsome that they cannot reasonably pretend to enjoy it to even the slightest degree.

Considering they were able to make up bullshit for Cuntbusters and Last Jedi, that's impressive.

That's absolutely horrendous
>Goose swipes out his eye
I thought they explained how he lost his eye in the winter solider?

retconned, fury made up that story to make it seem more badass.

>Infinity War below Bore Ragnarok

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It's almost like all the crazy conspiracies you guys dream up are bullshit, that RT isn't relevant to anyone except you for meme metrics and these reviewers are giving their honest opinions

why not both

>Those fags are perpetually dissatisfied by anything and everything
so just like this site

Technically Fury never said how he lost his eye.

>make strong smart man create backstory for missing eye so captain wine aunt and her cat can feel stronger
yikes

This resolution makes Captain Marvel's CG look Oscar-worthy.

1-5 is pass for marvel. This chick gave it 2/4(which is 5/10) and it got a fresh.

They have never achieved anything in life and know that they never will and becoming a tranny is the easiest thing they can do to get good goy points and be seen as a hero in the eyes of other brainwashed liberals. They're all fat androgynous blobs that have killed their hormones from years of living a sedentary lifestyle and eating like shit anyway so putting on a wig is all they really need to do.

imagine falling on your sword for a piece of shit movie you can see a mile a way. Im not into any of these soc politics but the movie looked like dog shit from the get go. Nobody on earth cares about captain marvel and the only reason they do now is to earn good boy sjw points that will in the future be seen as moronic.

>The film doesn't really have a main villain. The "villain" is the idea that people keep on telling Carol that she is less capable than she really is, and her arc is overcoming that and embracing her true power. It's all internal conflict.

If this is true then no wonder people are shitting on it. Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for a superhero movie?

>BASED Iron Man 2 that low
>not loving Russian Mickey and Justin Hammer

Rotten Tomatoes is such a joke. They've blatantly began doing absolutely everything they can to serve as a promotion company over a critc scoring site.
Fucking trash.

WAPO NO!

Same thing as the 2nd antman movie. There wasn't a main villain either. Just a girl who wanted to stop phasing and a guy who wants miniturzing tech but is just a generic guy.

woman empowerment>MCU generic formula

>it's not fair that I couldn't tell this was going to be a shit movie and everyone else is going to tell me "I told you so"

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Ghost is the villain in Ant-Man and the Wasp. She just isn't evil. She's essentially just a knock-off of Sandman from Spider-Man 3. There's also the Texan dude who is the primary antagonist of the third act.

probably because you hold irrational biases towards WaPo because some orange cheeto told you to blindly hate them 3 years ago and you never did any research on your own accord and never learned that a journalist website is made up of the opinions of an entire writing staff and it's not just one person/"evil hunchback jew"

>even the Washington Post
>Captain Marvel first movie that has negative ticket pre-sales

It's not like school. 2 out 4 means it was an okay movie. She's basically saying it was okay, and what it was going for was too bland.

SEETHING

it's like a foot with a wig on

Should have cast a black woman.

>becoming a woman
I have news for you, user

To be fair, Stephanie does look like a man.

>implying faggots who think every institution in the world is owned by one guy are capable of critical thinking

>THERE IS NO SHILL BUTTON

That's what happens when you speedrun your sex change operation.

Hopefully when Brie Noasson's stupid character dies we can get Photon as the new CM. Secret Wars movie when?

okay what the fuck is that train supposed to be in the banner
It's not Metrolink and it's not fucking LA Metro

>>The "villain" is the idea that people keep on telling Carol that she is less capable than she really is
>main complaint from people giving honest opinions say she doesn't have a real personality for most of the movie
Oh boy

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If they push Secret Wars, they can easily recast Tony and Steve.

gay

>being this autistic

She's right.

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Thank you Zack Snyder. Without you, we'd never have come this far.

its at 84%

how can you schmucks see this as a failure

>ladytagonists
I fucking hate Americans.

>literally deleted the want to see score because of it

>invincible bore

This is great. I’m not going to see this film, but I’m loving the drama.

It's at 83 though

Why isn't it 97% like Black Panther?

There's no reason to be mean

OOOF!

STRONG WOMEN ARE CANCELLED

what does that have to do with what i said

>using Yea Forums
>expecting not to be called autistic
dumb autist

Have you guys noticed that since it dropped down to 83% the Disney incel shills have been strangely quiet?

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lol you guys are desperate

Disney cash running low.

>don't want to feed the incels

I'm really supposed to believe that THAT guy gets laid?

It's damage control mode you idiot. Right now, marketing has likely said "Okay, the film isn't getting universally praised. You need to back off for now and wait and watch. Wait for some idiot to make a real sexist post and bookmark it. Watch for those and then depending on how first week sales go, you need to start spamming these to try and make anyone saying Captain Marvel is bad is even more of a sexist than you'd been saying."

They're basically setting up for the counterattack right now and watching everything we say so they can recontexualize the argument. Either as a "look at these idiots who think Captain Marvel is flopping" or "do you want THESE people to right?"

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That is the Disney Strategy though. Mediocre movie might get a fresh or a rotten from a critic. If the movie is full of SJW crap, critics will give it a fresh everytime. That's how you get shitty Disney movies with a higher record than consistent, good (albeit not VERY good) movies from other studios, like Aquaman.

and that's why it's shit. They also used to put the critic score (x/10) a bit more prominently on the page. Now it's hidden unless you go digging for it.

So the theory was true after all.

Black Panther=Obama
Captain Marvel=Hillary

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Sooper edgey m8

there are no disney incel shills, those are attention-starved shitposters trying to stir the pot for attention. nobody on Yea Forums genuinely shills for Disney or even likes them. nobody fucking likes disney movies except white women and children (not necessarily white mind you).
That's why they use words like "incel" or "sweetie" knowing they'll get a response

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Think I might start another thread saying how the failure of this movie means it's time to rise up and murder feminist women, and see if it makes next week's news cycle.

>implying they don't feverishly watch this place 24/7

Imagine being more bland and forgettable than Ant-Man and the Wasp and still be aiming at 1 billion

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And Batman is Trump!

So the fact that this movie got bad reviews and Black Panther got universal acclaim mean that Black Panther was a good movie?

Gonna be honest anons, I just unleashed a massive load to this bitch. Still not planning on seeing the movie but should I be ashamed?

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If fucking Shazam make boat loads of money more than captain marvel, shitstorm will be fucking bad.

I'd believe this if Yea Forums wasn't a total bottleneck that everyone and their grandmother at least glances at daily, that anyone could leverage on the cheap.

I mean, have you seen her feet fungus?

>There is a running gag of Fury almost losing his eye in dangerous situations throughout the movie
They stole a Harvey Birdman bit?

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When has the Mary Sue ever not lied?

why didn't they make her show off her milkies and bounce up and down in the movie

BTFO

>should I be ashamed?
Yes.

>claim captain marvel's lack of expression is due to her having no memory of her previous life and trying to learn about her past little by little
>meanwhile the chad Alita is in a similar situation trying to learn about her past yet displays so much emotion, such as eating/rediscovering chocolate for the first time
shiggy diggy

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Fuckin' A man

yes, I'm not a footfag but those feet almost retroactively made me one
Haven't seen it but my guess is something with sexism
damn, probably was just a one time thing

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To be honest, if it wasn't for Brie taking the lead and going off about white males screwing up her career or whatever nobody on the left would stand up for this borderline American military propaganda piece that had a budget of a bajillion dollars.

Funnily enough, for all the shilling Alita gets from Right Wingers and /pol/, it's quite possible of the most left wing leaning movies that will be released this year.

Rosa Salazar is a gift. I want my fucking sequels

Looking at her, I feel like she has zero-sensitivity in her nipples and a chilly clit (one that lacks blood flow)

they don't look too milky here
sad

>Black panther a clear 11 points above 2nd place

Yeah but also no.

here?

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CHILLY CLIT IS A KNOWN SIDE EFFECT OF CUNT FACE

You know what. I saw Solo on day 1 and reported back to you guys about it (solo in a theater for solo), I will do it again if you guys want.

Dumb Amuroposter

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Marvel is a nasty THOT.

Alita is cute and pure.

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SOLO WAS LITERALLY NOT EVEN BAD IN IMAX 3D PARTICULARLY THE TRAIN HEIST

Original Score: 4/5
You could ding it for convoluted plotting and a retro style that flattens the usual Marvel fireworks. But a dynamite Brie Larson gives hell to cosmic villains and sexist trolls. And an orange feline named Goose is the best movie cat ever!

ACtual critic on the top lol

1. Black Panther was good, just overrated (why did nobody ever critize it's CGI, that final fight scene looked straight out of a late PS2 game)
2. I think the last time a MCU movie got any kind of negative reviews was fucking Thor 2 which says a lot. Also doesn't help that Disney was kind of putting a massive bet on CM.

But on opening day the memes were high, I went to my imax theater and NO ONE was there. Part way through even the workers left. It was so empty and quiet, I was able to hear the movie clearly still while taking a piss in the restroom.

yeah I'm thinking it was just a one-off optical illusion... SAD!

Like sometime in the past few years they just let every fucking internet blog be a critic

I feel like Lars Von Trier used a mirror approach to making "The House."

Lol they forgot to pay off reviewers that weren't RT

Sure, all those reviews slamming it from women never happened when I looked at RT today

Adjusted for Capeshit, I liked AM&TW enough. More than that mess that the first 2 Avengers are.

OOOOOOH NONONONOOOOOOONONONO

My first instinct was to assume you made a typo but then I realized . . .
>they haven't been the same since the current year.

Is the new meme us acting like we're surprised that this movie was just as lackluster as literally every other MCU vehicle?

>disney abandons this movie this fast
>went all out with nigger panther with buying out entire theaters

Why are niggers at the top of the totem pole for liberals?

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Are capeshit movies finally on their way out?

>accuses others of holding an irrational bias
>pretty much unironically says 'orange man bad'
That's some next level "pretending" to be retarded, user.

The RT rating is misleading. The positive reviews are mostly 2.5/5 or 3/5. Take away the political context surrounding the film and those scores would be a point lower. It's a below average superhero film with a miscast lead and a fairly dull story. People are getting tired of the MCU formula and quip spam.

According to few reviews like the National Review one, the movie does not even has the MCU formula.

shut the fuck up, wapo is CIA nigger garbage

Lel this is just pathetic

>MFW CAPTAIN MARVEL IS A LONG CON TO GET THE INCELS CALLING WAPO /OURGUYS/

So they ruined the Baddest, Blackest Brotha' in the MCU for a throwaway gag.

Because no one likes white women. White women can either be really great, or absolutely worse than niggers.

oof

>Thank you Zack Snyder
He had it right the whole time. Start with a dark universe because we just had Nolan's batman and gradually lighten the world by JL/Aquaman/Shazam once enough time has passed.

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If these Jewish women are giving it negative reviews I am definitely seeing it

>last year
Jesus how?

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It's a 66 on metacritic. 63% from top critics on RT with a 6.08 average score. Factor in that the critics are probably giving 10+ extra points for muh diversity/feminism, it's pretty bad.

>captain wine aunt and her cat
ABSOLUTE LEL

WAS THE CAT A JAB AT CAT LADIES

BASED DISNEY SHITTING ON FEMINISTS

It was actually gonna be lighten it up with MoS2/Aquaman/Flash and then Shazam. Too bad WB doesn't like money.

>machisma
lmaaaooooooo these people are jokes

>Perhaps things are changing
I wouldn't count on it, all of those people who are finally beginning to voice mild criticism of these movies are still gormlessly watching these movies still gormlessly liking these movies and still gormlessly buying the t-shirt afterward.
If you want my opinion I don't even think we're through the worst of it yet.

>ladytagonist.
Why not just use heroine?

Gotta set up for Flashpoint.

cause fuck you it's #currentyear

a chimpout by women isn't particularly threatening at the end of the day

Oh god I hope Flashpoint takes itself somewhat seriously. I loved that comic.

2.5

I like them both fuckers.

Which is why it's absolutely mind-boggling people think the Tomatometer is the RATING of the movie when it's not.

The Avg. Rating is literally RIGHT BELOW the Tomatometer, but people can't move their own down an inch for some reason.

they are the real incels

>It's all internal conflict
Just like Rey in the Sequel Trilogy. When will the meme be broken that male characters don't face internal conflict? Male protagonists face both internal and external conflict in their movies. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

seems twitter agrees

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That is a pretty cool idea in all honesty

>I hope Flashpoint takes itself somewhat seriously
After Captain Marvel I believe they will find a good balance. I don't want Flashpoint but if they acknowledge the Snyder cut of JL and the knightmare sequence in BvS then I'll be interested. Right now I just hope Cavill returns for MOS2.
>That is a pretty cool idea in all honesty
Would have been natural instead of being randomly "fun" like in Whedon's JL.

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Who is this amazing 45 year old milf?

>why did nobody ever critize it's CGI
there were plenty of people saying it but they were drowned out by the cacophony of chimp noises

Ghost was absolutely evil.
Where do people get this idea that being tragic somehow redeems anyone for being thieves and murderers?
It's no different from raping someone to death and then being let off because you have cancer.

What body type is this?

What makes you think she has a kid?

>Why are niggers at the top of the totem pole for liberals?
America prefers niggers to women, the 2008 democratic primary was a referendum on that. Hollywood is just out of touch and distracted by the all the #MeToo screeching.

This is what every body has been saying from quite some time, is there ANYTHIN this commies won't latch on too and claim as their own?

Yeah, sounds like it's shit, still it will have a big opening weekend, it will be interesting what happens beyond that with word of mouth being an important factor when it comes to the 'legs' of a movie.

because Hollywood is a coke town

Based

Shit legs compared to aquaman I think. I think 700 mil is as high it will go.

>roastie acts like a man
>this isn't empowering at all
when will the dykes learn

It will do solo numbers

Switch Ant man and Homecoming and I agree with your list

So will Bob Iger be super pissed then?

Kamala being a cutie would work, Kamala trying to be a man would kill the mcu

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The retard at the watering hole learned how to drink and took its first sip.

How much did Solo make?

Rolling.

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>$400K iirc

This will absolutely not going to flop, the general public hated it way before lady fungay said anythin, all of this negativity is just a ploy of the mouse, there's no way Disney wouldn't control the narrative from the start

RT is dogshit

what are deaf people going to go see this weekend?
Caption Marvel

Post em

If by feminist women you mean trannies, go for it.

this is the only captain marvel im interested in

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>young man with undiagnosed mental illness
>turn to escapist hobby to cope
>spend hours a day, every day, as someone else
>eventually start to feel a disassociation with his body
>because transgenderism is part of the cultural zeitgeist, he interprets this disassociation as gender dysphoria

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SHUT THE FUCKING YOU FUCKING KEVIN YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MOVIES AND ALL OF THAT YOU JUST TRY
TO BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON ALL OF THIS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO EAT A PUSSY A FEMINIST PUSSY YES I KNOW
YOU YOU FUCKING KEVIN PIECE OF SHIT

Just kys and everything basically dies

It'll still get a certified fresh sticker on it when the DVD comes out and that's all that matters to the grandmas at Walmart. This week will be forgotten and nobody will remember the reviews and all the shit this movie went though. That sticcer boi is gonna sit there and make all of it irrelevant and it'll get bought up all the same just like Fembusters did. Sure they both are terrible films, but they do get the last word in with that fucking dvd.

>amnesia makes you boring and emotionless
Based Alita proving retards wrong.

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wonder if they'll ever sell chocolate bars that thick because they look so tasty

R E N T
F R E E

Absolute

RT has zero integrity. I hope the score drops to 10% and they keep it Fresh. Show the world how stupidly craven they are.

Which just goes to show that it isn't about Yea Forums hating women leads. They just want an entertaining show which Alita delivers at a technical level while cpt. Marvel by all accounts does not.

> Look, I get it. It isn’t for everyone, but it is telling that every negative review of the movie was written by a man. Their anger comes from messages that wouldn’t have benefitted the movie, and the storyline isn’t predictable, especially if you’re new to Carol’s story. So, should you go see Captain Marvel? Yes, of course, you should. It’s a great movie, and … I want to be Carol Danvers now?

> So many have an opinion on Captain Marvel, but it is important to watch the movie and discover it for yourself, especially since the internet is having a temper-tantrum over Carol Danvers getting her time on the big screen, whether she has too much “agenda” or not enough.

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There's a fucking Arab Captain Marvel and she's one of the most well-liked characters in the modern Marvel canon, it's fucking baffling why they didn't go with her.

Amnesia deosn't take away your base instincts and emotions. Just your memories. IRL amnesiacs are actually overly emotional.

In the middle. All of it.

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>11

Alita should review chocolate on youtube

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i just had the worst case of deja vu

Ha ha!

Underrated

So... if it’s true that the cat pukes the tesseract, how did it end up on his stomach? Howard Stark was the one who found it.

>dat brown face

That review is 2/4 stars. 50 percent. Stop spreading misinformation

There's another 2/4 that's rotten, there's a 2.5/4 that's rotten

It's editorial staff discretion whether a review if good or bad, unless explicitly stated by the reviewer.

The left does not ignore bad things, like lying about getting pissed on by Russian hookers.

amtrak?

>shoehorning
underrated

You know he already is. Feige let this happen and didn't rein Larson in but he can't be reprimanded because he has too many loyalists within the company that would side or leave with him if he were released. Kathleen Kennedy oddly enough has the same support on top of no competent director wanted to come in and actually touch the dumpster fire she created. All Iger has to do is sack up and make an executive decision but he'd rather please everyone so he's playing cautious. Which is what he's been doing with the Marvel Entertainment brand ever since he forced the division between them and the shitty comics industry that he won't even glance at.

>Captain marvel budget $152 Million
>Captain marvel marketing budget ??? Let’s say 100 million for the hell of it
>Disney stock market cap
>$160 BILLON

HOW THE FUCK DO WE KILL THE MOUSE?

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(((Hornaday)))

hes probably a volontary celibate

literally too big to fail, sadly.

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They keep telling me to watch their movie, but all I hear is Pika Pika

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Kristin Lopez- Culturess
Laura Clifford- Reeling
Stephanie Zacharek- Time
Mara Reinstein- US Weekly
Esther Zuckerman- Thrillist
Lindsey Bahr- AP

because, dubsman, you need to apply the bullshitometer variance. take 30% off for all marvel and/or films. there's your real rating.

>it's a "flaw" to these people that the film is somewhat more balanced and not quite as harshly feminist than The Mouse has portrayed it to the press.

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>Goose barfing up the tesseract in the 90s

What? Didn't they find it when they unfroze Captain America?

The more formulaic they stay the less money they’ll make. The ones that manage to be massive hits will expand the genre and branch out to more potential viewers.

the critics decide themselves if it's fresh or rotten

Wasted dubs

I mean, if you promise something you better deliver it, that just common sense.

Trust me, I do.

streamable.com/kent9

Oh fuck Godzilla is coming soon! yes

>trusting RT
seething.

Dumb Feddieposter.

It's following the same trend from the comics. You can't change Captain Marvel without purging the poison at the god damn source. Kelly Sue Deconnick killed Carol and Marvel keeps animating it's corpse because Iger can't be bothered to give a shit about the comics division. SJW's can't create or innovate. They are carpet bagging faggots that can't write and are only interested in changing the narrative and rewriting characters to suit the views of people who don't read comics to begin with.

Of course it'd trickle down to the fucking movies. All Captain Marvel needs is a good writer. Fuck.

The Mary Sue DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

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>streamable.com/kent9

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nope, this film is not well balanced
it just preaches without substance

you're shitting me

im FUCKING MAD
CAP DID NOT DESERVE THIS BULLSHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

And that's damned high quality for a cam. If a full rip is out there......

Holy shit.....I really hope the fags that made this didn't go near Endgame.

wait til you hear that
>Nick Fury eye is scratched by the cat
>Nick fury names it the Avengers Initiative because Carol Danvers' callsign in the USAF was "Avenger"

Holy shit how sexist!

Based und redpilled

Ok, this is epic.

Ofc

>she is already starting to fuck with the established heroes
>she isnt ecen in the same room with them yet
Wow what the fuck. I thought Kevin learned his lesson just by looking at the comics. If people thought that gags ruined conflicts in these shit movies, no way in hell are they going to think it's anything good in the slightest. At this very moment, Kevin F. is probably going to pick the cut of IW2 with less of her. Yhis shit is fucming disgusting what a disgrace.

Based

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Outside some sjw shit Larson said, was there any doubt this film would be anything but souless mcu filler?

Based

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and the alt-right weebshits are here crying louder then ever, hmm

Shit user I think you're actually on to something with disassociation from the body and the zeitgeist.

the face she make when you ask her to text cute feet pics

I bet you think Black Panther actually deserved the Oscars it won LOL

Did you write this for Cracked

>Angry anime-loving conservatives (that's a thing!), whose natural habitats are normally Yea Forums, Twitter, and the comment sections of every gaming site on the internet, have now banded together to shit all over Captain Marvel while simultaneously kissing Alita's ass. Possibly in the hope of astroturfing some enthusiasm for their doe-eyed anime fantasy fixation by calling her movie's detractors SJWs and communists. And all because Larson had the gall to call for more diversity in film journalism.

At least she took the fucking L like a champ.

toppest of keks

Kamala may be a muslim but she's a cute muslim.

>giving opinion on someone else's bias
>unironically using the term "orange cheeto"

Yuge Yikes

Finally someone who knows how to think.

I think you should kill yourself.
not really. but i think you should be kicked in the dick

SEETHING

What's the ending of the movie, I haven;t seen it. where has she been and why didn't he call CM in when Loki attacked, or when SHIELD imploded, or when Ultron attacked, or when the Avengers started slitting each other up, or when Ghost Rider's uncle tried to become God and end the world?

So you got one huh? That’s good you got an 80% RT. Ain’t nobody got nothing to say about a 80% RT.. 90? Bring a smile to your face. Fifty, shit, bitches damn near menstruating on that motherfucker Go down to 20, bitches get they cunt on. Get they pussies bleeding. But 80? Nobody give a FUCK about 80! Nobody remember 80, and y’all bitches is giving me way too many 80 RTs! What the fuck?

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They have no shame left.

> ok..fucking white women!!!

Pika pika.

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>everyone in damage limitation mode

yummy

That made the old wheels turn for me also.

I’m thinking they’ve all agreed to take the L and throw Larson further under the bus than she’s thrown herself.

Hopefully they’ll learn their lesson and at least make the propaganda palatable.

onions

Even when you people win you can't even accept being right and just keep being miserable, sheesh.

lol. It's really 70 no one remembers, then again CM really is graded on a +10 curve.

lol always hilarious watching the negro pets turn on their supporters

Even the electric mouse isn't enough to kill the mouse
Disney is leagues bigger than both WB and Nintendo

look at how weak that dude looks, definitely consumed a lot of soi in his day

>You need to back off for now and wait and watch. Wait for some idiot to make a real sexist post and bookmark it

Confirmed for having zero knowledge of shilling. The shills themselves write the "sexist" posts, then shill to other shills in the same thread.

I watched the movie it's 5/10 for me. The fight choreography is TV level. The cinematography looks weird because the source of light is always at the characters back so when you have 3 black characters in the screen you barely see their face. Even most of the fight scenes with the Kree and Skrull is in the dark maybe because Disney wanted to hide the cheap sets and CGI to save money. The finale was lackluster. Nick Fury's eye was relegated as a joke I was hoping for something meaningful. The Skrull plot twist was ok but it is a waste because Disney just threw Secret Invasion story in the dumpster.

Why bother with a lie when it can be dissproven within minutes?

Goddam, what a roundabout way of saying it's shit, it's like my mom telling me I'm not good at something

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Is Alita actually good bros? I know it's based on a mangoo, but I'm totally unfamiliar with it. Plus I think the large eyes are creepy and gay.

When the dust settles the merchants will rake it in and leave the butt hurts to their chaos and disorder.

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There is a scene where she press touch panel with her bare fungus feet.
I chuckled.

>I'm not going to write up ALL my feelings
>I-it's fun I swear!

It's great.
Go watch it with your friends.

Don't got any with me right now. I'm a Neet while they have actually jobs. Plus I'd rather go it alone this time.

This was my first thought.