Ok you listen up. Flightplan from big agency list me...

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JACKIEEEEEE

I wouldn't want to be jackie on that plane there aren't enough objects to use as improvised weapons and not nearly enough room for a wacky run away fight scene

Dr Tohru, I'm Chan

IF I PULL YOUR CLOTHES OFF, WILL YOU TELL?

Uhh, you don't get to bring dragons.

Pretty sure he'd just beat your ass with the actual flightplan.

Weww congwatuwations, you got yowsewf caught! Now what's the next pawt of yow meowster pwan?

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Me for sure but bane? I dunno

He did fly so good!

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yeah, we saw your thread before, faggot

It would be extremely painful.

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Awf coursh.

You're a little girl!

ME SAY YU BIG GUY.
HIM SAY FOR YU.
I SAY NO YU BIG GUY. MY FREN YU. HIM BIG GUY.

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Holy shit, going to download it right now.

NO BIG TRABBLE

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They expect one of us in the wreckage, Shadowkhan.

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Why is baneposting actually funny unlike sneed posting?

It requires just a bit of thought and creativity

sneedfags just say 1 word

youtube.com/watch?v=wYkpUOB6nro

Formerly not as funny as chuckposting

Has anyone seen this one? Is it any good? Want to give it ago but not sure.

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Baneposting is an actual meme with OC. The other one is just shitting in threads, there's no actual joke in it.

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They knew

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A little lower and you'd see right up her nightgown

howd they get away with this

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She’s a little girl

One is trying to do variations of an amusing scene to make it more amusing
The other is trying to fuck up a thread

Catching this Frisbee...with no survivors!

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Kek

It would be extremely painful, for your ass in prison.

Is it wrong to find this hot?

baneposting is about creation
sneedposting is about destruction

Reminder that Jackie Chan actually fought I'm CIA

youtube.com/watch?v=CDt9FrVOPZk
youtube.com/watch?v=lovX1FQxG8I

GOT HER

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Deepest lore...

JADE?

Sneed

christ jackie

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

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The joke is, Sneed sells Feed and Seed while Chuck sold Fuck and Suck

because the original source of the meme is funny and the memes add to it and are creative
sneedposting don't fly too good

I came to stop you

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see that guy just proved this point perfectly and he didn't realize it

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

Formerly didn't prove this point

Zoomers think being random equals humor. They are also autistic and have no sense of humour as a result.

t. 24yo boomer

Because there's no joke in the latter. The original scene isn't funny, none of the dialogue was funny, or memorable, and no one cares, except some weirdo spammer with an agenda. It's the height of forced meme, where posting an unfunny thing over and over is supposed to be funny because you posted it over and over.

Bane and CIA was instantly memorable right from the go, and everyone joined in. We're still getting OC right now, as evidenced by this thread.

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BIG LOYALTY FOR HIRED GUN

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The fire rises.

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What does the Bane Talisman grant?

Power over darkness

Big guy status

I'm gonna bite your dick off and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Bad touch

I feel like a LA JCA could work but it would probably still be dumb.

Also this show had like 10x the puns and quips of any Marvel movie.

Ok...

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Do you think Jade grew up, found a nice black man, and settled down?

The power to pontificate..

What is the deal with Bane? You ever notice how he's always wearing that mask, I mean what's with that? If I took that off, would he die? *AUDIENCE LAUGHS* He's a big guy!

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NO, I'M IN CHARGE HERE
OOOH BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY

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why didn't CIA just kick Bane's ass if he had these skills all along?

Always wanted a movie about this show.
Then The Power of The Talisman was announced and... I wasnt like in the cartoons.

you feel about sneedposting how normies feel about baneposting.

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God I wish that was me putting her shoe on

Yu a big guy for me Bane... Yu a big guy for me Bane...

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Of course! We had to find out what the Tiger talisman does.

Dr, Pavel, I'm HKG

cast him in the inevitable live action remake

You big guy.

YOU BUY SOMETHING OR LEAVE
NOT A LIBARRY
I CALL POLICE

jackie chan

Quick, name three things that aren't Jackie Chan

CIA

Tiananmen square winnie the poo and jackie chan
Easy faggot

Jade Chan, a small painted wooden duck and the bill of rights

Best and coolest demon from that cartoon.

and voiced by Glenn Shadix. Absolute cool

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Why was this cartoon so good?

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Good characters and fun action that successfully captured the style of Chan's movies but not bound by real life physics anymore.

everyone loves jackie chan. he's innocent and never wants to fight but then people want to fight him so he fights people and wins

Good focus on fun inventive-
this.
And this. The villains were also fun, clearly defined, and not in any way 'sympathetic' and you're never going to feel bad about their asses being handed to them.
from Velmont, to Shendu and his kin, to Bad Uncle, to the floating demon mask. They were all just great.

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I mean the very first episode has a classic Chan fight scene with lots of physical comedy, props, fight up and around structures, etc. It's spot on with decent animation (since they saved money by using an art style that didn't need detailed backgrounds).

yeah, jackie chan using everything around him is always cool.

Everyone list some modern TDKR episodes
>CIA calls an uber
>Bane rolls up in CIA's aircraft

based on both ends

My grandma just died and this made me laugh, cheers lad

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why does she look like sexy death from that pearl jam video

i dont get it

That was "Do the Evolution". The guy who did the animation for that video also worked on Batman TAS. Good song too.

>"Well, you weren't a part of my flight plan!"
>Audience laughs

Actually kek'd at this.

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Mauling this plane WITH NO SURVIVORS

Hope you've got room in your throat

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Splashing this plane...with no survivors!

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God damn it

did they really have to draw her camel toe

Classic Yea Forums

That was good

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Adelaide Productions is based. They made:

>the REAL Ghostbusters
>Extreme Ghostbusters
>Jumanji
>Starship Troopers
>M.I.B. the series
>Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot
>Jackie Chan Adventures
>Spectacular Spiderman

and their crowning achievement

>THE BOONDOCKS (particularly Season 1)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide_Productions

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JACKIIIIIE, WHY SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM FROM PLANE?

Grown up Jade was something

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holy shit that was an episode!?!?
Are there more pics?

Ended up making a thread on Yea Forums because of this discovery

A pity they never got to continue Spectacular Spider-man. Truly a loss. And AP did make some great cartoons, Jackie Chan included

A daring synthesis

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goddamn that figure

>Hey Jade, go fuck yourself

>CIA tries to work on his flight plan, but keeps getting distracted by dating apps
>Mosquito Man gets a ticket for driving with his hands off the steering wheel
>Bane gets Mosquito Man to appeal the ticket and will act as his lawyer in court >Pavel gets a new boss at the nuclear physics lab and seems to be making a good impression, until his boss swipes right on CIA's profile

That's a hell of an hourglass.

based

Those were the words grandpa Chan said as an enchantment in the show all the time. That cartoon was fun, kept the Jackie Chan movie spirit

As with any Jackie movie, Bane would kick his ass land, exhibit pain, get up, kick the henchmen and keep moving. Jackie would grapple one of the guys cables and flee to the other plane, fight there, then the plane would crash land and he would limp away looking back for other enemies and escape while Babe.is chasing him downhill, because there had to be a hill where he rolls away and again rubs his oxygen wherever he got hit.

I'm convinced Baneposting is the pinnacle of memes, it will literally never not be funny

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4 u
maybe

Roll niggas

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you win my internet for this whole week.

DOG NIGGAS

Rolling for Snake, Rooster, or Dog

GO GO COW

>incelposting
cringe & bluepilled
>sneedposting
cringe & redpilled
>baneposting
based & redpilled

Rabbit bls

Baneposting was spawned out of a genuinely confusing line that was open to interpretation. sneedposting has a definitive answer to the initial question that spawned itself.

>CIA's ancestor fought Jackie Chan's ancestor

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GIMME SOMETHING

DAMN HE AIN'T GONNA BE IN SHANGHAI NOON 3.

sneed

>How disappointing
>For you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacie_Chan
Lel the chick who voiced Jade now works at Google News

>Big Guy

Who is “little finger” they keep referring to in the comments?

rollin

Rollling

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That blooper gag is the only thing I remember about Rush Hour 2.

CIA Played Lord "Littlefinger" Baelish in Game of Thrones

What about Bu Tong Lee?

He didn't fly so good

Does this guy only take roles where he falls to his death?

Literally who?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petyr_Baelish
gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Petyr_Baelish
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Petyr_Baelish

Literally one minute in google. I know you don't watch Game of Thrones, but come on.

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Sneed isn't funny, or as funny, no matter how desperate these shitters makes it out to be.

he dosnt die, thats why you shoot a man

Thanks for doing my research for me, user

he's fucking with you, underage

i dunno sneed posting is just a bit basic, dosnt feel as nuanced as baneposting

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Because the plane scene is inherently funny. The dialogue, Aidan's acting, the ridiculous premise of stealing someone from a moving plane, the reveal of Bane's goofy as voice are just a couple of things off the top of my head which make it a funny scene with potential for application outside of the movie. Sneedposting is an anti joke, if's taking a mildly amusing couple of seconds of a Simpsons episode and repeating it Ad nauseam. It's not meant to be funny, it's used to derail any discussion of The Simpsons on Yea Forums, at this point i'm almost convinced it's the mods or just a discord full of autists

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Guess I walked into that one.

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Roll

Either he’s being meta or he’s a discord tranny that decided to stay after their “invasion” didn’t pan out.

>dragon, Bull, Pig, Cock, Rabbit, Horse and Dog powers combined would be cool as fuck

Roll

Fucking hell I had no idea that was him

So, this is Dr. Sneedman... at last. I wish I could say this was a pleasant surprise, but it's neither a surprise nor, as you will surely agree, very pleasant. Well, I'm nothing if not pragmatic.

Well, Dr. Sneedman, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly judging from your brief tenure at Chuck's Fuck and Suck, while I was its pimp, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the memeing process. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue shitposter

Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my disappointment in Skinner and Chalmers is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of posting habits. In a way I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what sneeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for Yea Forums's future.

Tell me, Dr. Sneedman, if you can: you have destroyed so much — what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.

I have laid the Master Plan for Yea Forums's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine, something that we can now only begin to glimpse.

Look, Sneedman, look at what you are throwing away. Is it worth it?

t. Doctor Bane

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Bane must defeat Bane

JADE?

Sneedshit doesn't have any funny OC nor meme magic like crashing a plane irl (not to mention is just used to derail threads with an unfunny zombie simpsons joke).
Weak meme all around that doesn't have any genuine humor behind it like baneposting does.

baby azula

rollin

>"Jackie, the "M" word..." - A skeptical Captain Black

what the fuck did he mean by this

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Honestly, the magic system is unique and really cool.

ROLLING FOR MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS

I'M NOT CRASHING THIS PLANE I JUST BORROWING IT I BRING IT LATER

>dubs gives one of the worst powers
Rough.

>CIA mixed up the joblist he gave to Smee and Maimen, but claim it was no big deal.
"Well, header did list Smee, Maimen, but it doesnt tell which one of them! I think its good, they can work together!"
>Bane and CIA are competing for this pilot chick they met. When she didnt fly so good and crash, both try to frame the other of being responsible.
>Pavel try to make some friends, but no avail
CIA: "Just ask some girls out, if things go south the first thing they say is, hey Lets just became friends!"

D E E P E S T L O R E

Also embarrassing how much the spammershits that do it just steal from other memes and OC. Feels like 9gag or something, a kid trying desperately to make his shit meme seem popular by copying every actual meme he sees.

He doesn't like Mongolians.

That's a Big Ben

Joke's on you I have the horse talisman. You'll have to do it over and over.

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oh shit I remember this

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well done

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>Zoomers
Teenagers. The particular generation doesn't matter. Boomer le epic randumbs back in the day were even more cancerous.

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Was my favourite as a kid too, super cool design

I DON'T KNOW WHY

They did this on purpose right?

ebbin bread

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Wow, big master plan! What the next step after get caught?

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>Did somebody say Big Guy?

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Tohru

cmon bull

You're a big guy!

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Ok...if you must....

It would be extremely statuary

Come on Dog

...

Kek

Bane is fucked

sneedposting isn't supposed to be funny.
it's supposed to cleanse this board of nu-simpsons garbage

Of cou-

There is no discussion of "nu" Simpsons and never has been. It's spammed only in response to classic Simpsons, so you're full of shit.

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>"Hey, Jackie! What is your favorite kind of pizza?"
>Jackie proceeds to ramble about all kinds of different toppings
>multiple cuts, multiple angles
>Jackie is excited about this question
>can barely understand him he's speaking so quickly
>clip just ends suddenly
>I think he likes pepperoni?

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Rolling

I was born in the dark, molded by it.

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rolling

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HEY JACKIE

Why does he wear the mask?

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Why are Jackie Chan Adventures related threads always great?

Banes.

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TENTH

Luchadores wearing suits is a time honored tradition.

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Toro vs Bane Mask v Mask match when?

HE NO FRY SO GOOD

roll

MIGGERS

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Fast as a rabbit.

I can actually watch the plane scene and get a lot of fun out of it because of the meme. Everything is so silly and I have a good time.
Yet I can’t watch the Simpsons anymore because I groan every time I think of le epic Sneed gag, how each line being said would be twisted to fit the meme.
Baneposting enhanced the source material, sneedposting completely ruined theirs.

soul

i forget what all of them do, except the sheep

Brilliant.

GUYSAFARI, YOU’RE A BAD POOPER

Rollin'

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Almost every one of them I loved watching, growing up. How can a company be so good?

ok

Roll that bitch and gimme best powers migger

Free mask

>guest roles on mr show
based

>are you sure you want to award this user a 4channel pass
absolutely

>9 months older than me
DROPPED

Gib monkey

dont even remember the powers lets go

I can't remember what any of them do

roll

snake,sheep,rat or rooster please
also
>Jade once absorbed all twelve Talisman powers at once when the vault's security system - an electrified floor - came into contact with the Talismans which caused their powers to leave their respective talisman and merge with Jade, creating "T-Girl". In this instance, she could activate each power using a different finger and body part.

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based

I'll give it a spin.

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The power to appear when the devil is spoken of

Yes. Yes they did.

i still don't get it

Not bad at all.

Actually talented people. Shame they're not around anymore

Roll

I dont want to fight I dont want to fight!

Have you seen the Dark Knight rises and Jackie Chan adventures?

You need to have seen both to understand the meme.

>M.I.B. the series
youtube.com/watch?v=B-CCeiMIQhc

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Also did Godzilla The Series, that was my shit. Made up for the Emmerich travesty.

youtube.com/watch?v=1b2CtgkwJQA

D-delt this.

Meeting my kid self would be so annoying

If they boned it would just be masturbation right?

>Wow, she actually did it.

nah man they have quality OC and edits such as this.
not only did they replace a word with "sneed" but they also cut out the heads of three characters from the simpsons and recolored the skin in paint

sneed is nu-simpson garbage, it is unironically the oldest trash you see brought up on this or any other board other than aggressive hate threads for even newer shit.

If I pull those talismans out, will you die?

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Big girl.

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Reminder this was Jackie Chan all along. Cannot confirm if he speaks with a thick Hong Kong-English accent normally or not.

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youtube.com/watch?v=m_Nf9YUJVlE

go

Tohru!

this anime was straight up kino/

quality

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thanks user

kek

Nice work.

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Jackie Chan makes any thread better.

If you insist.

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I DO wan trabble.

They expect one of us in the wreckage, sister

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"Why would I want friends"

going for anything cause I forgot what most of them do