How did he get so many girls?

How did he get so many girls?

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they were paid actors

they were paid actors

they were paid actors

By being a fictional situational comedy character.

In the 90s women didn't use the internet and didn't fry their brains with social media. They still sought out male acceptance rather than feeling like she can dominate.

The idea that someone like George could get any girl, let alone an attractive one, was part of the comedy.

Most of them were uglier than other character's girlfriends.

The way anyone gets a lot of girls.
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He took personal responsibility and made the choice to not be an incel. That's why we never had episodes like "George shitposts on Yea Forums all night about women in video games."

He would just be himself, and the rest came naturally.

its new york city and he had a good job

proximity is 90% of the work

>implyng susan wasn't the cutest

he's spineless in a ballsy way

Jewish power fantasy

Because he tried.

Most guys on this board that look like him have never, save maybe once in elementary school when they were rejected, asked out a girl on a date. George probably asked out 1-2 girls a day. It was understood that he got rejected most of the time, but was bound to get a few dates. That’s how you do it, guys.

they were paid actors

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Ideas for an episode?

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Based. It's so how hard to overcome that initial doubt though... I feel like I shut myself down before she does :/

"The Problematic Podcast"

Elaine and Jerry start some new diet fad that entails only eating bread and drinking cranberry juice until it goes horribly wrong. Meanwhile George got banned from his favorite dispensary and he's trying to get back in. Kramer won't shut up about the Nintendo Switch

Because he's a funny neurotic character and having him ruin relationships is a good frame story for an episode.

Reminder that Jason Alexander got married at 23 and they're still together with kids 37 years later. It's called being part of society and not being a jackass. Shrieking into the void about Brie Larson and ethnostates all day isn't going to get you laid, and it's sure as hell not gonna bring you happiness

Are you kidding me? He could lift 100lbs right over his head!

He was a ducking tripod.

Jerry get iPad

>gets 2 girls at once
>cant even dump them if he tried

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He actually asked them out.

jerry get ipad

It's a fictional tv show.

I can visualise this episode.

Steinbrenner tells George to find a controversy that the Yankees can capitalize on. George Recommends they take a stand on poaching in Namibia. But then it turns out they're destroying Namibian bushmen's way of life and people go around burning Yankee's jerseys.

In a later episode Mr. Peterman goes to Namibia to teach the bushmen baseball and create a hunter-gatherer line of clothes.

Kramer creates his own dating app, except it's just his apartment.

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confirmed, I'm short and balding although I'm not fat. The older you get the easier it is to get dates, you literally just have to go talk to women and have some personality.

Guaranteed that the people who don't understand how george got dates haven't tried or are fucking weird. Single women in their late 20s and 30s are desperate as fuck. The amount of men who don't have a job, are brutally selfish or retarded means that if you are just average and actually put yourself out there you'll get dates

To the next person who says no, have you tried? How many women have you asked out in the past year?

Its in the show. He relentlessly and shamelessly wore women down and manipulated them anyway he could. He would leave a strong obsession after the first date, force excuses to keep in touch, and eventually get stuck in their head. Like a jingle, the women would eventually grow fond of the Costanza mind virus

But I don't want late 20s, I want early 20s because I'm early 20s. I think I get a solid chance at a girls maybe once a month, and I fuck it up every time.

Kramer says the N-Word

Jewish arrogance

well you're in a different situation than fucking costanza then aren't you? This thread is about how realistic it is for him to get laid, not you

If you're only getting chances once a month, go out to bars more, go to places where you can hit on women more, get dating apps and spend more time on them, improve yourself (more money, workout) and get off Yea Forums or stop complaining

George's GFs were always the ugliest tho

George gets increasingly frustrated because he keeps falling for "ligma". Kramer finds out that camgirls make a lot of money so he tries to convince Elaine to do it. Jerry is pissed about the Birdbox challenge because people keep bumping into him

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You just have to truly give no fucks. Look forward to the end of the night that has nothing to do with her.

End of episode:
GEORGE'S BOSS: George, I'm telling you this because you're a trustworthy employee. I'm sick and I'll soon be retiring so...
GEORGE: Oh I see. Nice try.

BOSS: What? George I

GEORGE: Let me guess, ligma? Lig ma balls?

BOSS: George, I have cancer.

Theme music plays

Something like that, I suck at dialogue but you get the gist

Relax Jason we’re just having a laugh mate

I got out both days of the weekend sometimes more with my bros, I have a Tinder and Bumble that I get almost no matches on because I don't have a million pictures like a woman, I have a fairly lucrative job in financial services, I'm /fit/ and go to the gym 4 days a week. I know I'm not ugly because I've had girls call me cute/ask me out and stuff and I've used photofeeler and it never comes back terrible. Yet I'm going to be 23 in a couple months and I'm still a virgin. I just want to take the Costanzapill and get a lot of girls.